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->Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

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->Your true love lives. lives! And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. ''garbage.'' And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow want! Bow to her. her! Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.Putrescence! Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! ''Boo! Booooooo!''
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-> ''Shut the fuck up!!'' ...She has one single iota of tenuous power! She thinks she can push everyone around?! ''[grabs Janice's stapler]'' You don't need this. ''[throws the stapler against a wall]'' I understand. Junior high must have been kinda tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly doughnuts in the top drawer of your desk. But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I ''do'' feel sorry for you. But as it stands? The way you behave? I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you ''go fuck yourself.''
-->-- '''Wesley''' to his boss '''Janice''', ''Film/{{Wanted}}''

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-> ''Shut ->'''Janice:''' Jesus H. Fucking Popsicle, I ''still'' don't have my billing reports, but you've got time to sit there and Google your ass off! Well, I know one thing! You've got your review coming up next week, and I can't wait to start checking me off some big fucking boxes! Attitude? Poor. Performance? Poor! Management skills? ''POOR!'' Works well with others? HA! That's a fucking joke! ''[looks at Wesley's computer]'' What is this bullshit, who's this prick? Some loser gets his head blown off in the fuck up!!'' ...Metropolitan--\\
'''Wesley:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT THE FUCK UP]]!!!!!'''''
She has one ''one, single iota iota'' of tenuous power! She thinks she can just push everyone around?! ''[grabs Janice's stapler]'' You don't need this. ''[throws the stapler against a wall]'' I understand. Junior high must have been kinda tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, horseshit, Janice. I know ''know'' we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly doughnuts in the top drawer of your desk. But I want you to know, if you weren't such a bitch, ''bitch'', we'd feel sorry for you. I ''do'' feel sorry for you. But as it stands? The way you behave? I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you ''go you... ''Go fuck yourself.''
-->-- '''Wesley''' to his boss '''Janice''', ''Film/{{Wanted}}''
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->''"You leave Daniel out of the game here. This is not about Daniel. I do not impose anything on Daniel. You made us live here among the goats. You complain about the life that ''you'' chose! You're not a victim, not at all. Your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner. You're incapable of facing your ambitions and you resent me for it. But I'm not the one who put you where you are. I've nothing to do with it! You're not sacrificing yourself, as you say. You choose to sit on the sidelines because you're afraid! Because your pride makes your head explode before it can even come up with a little germ of an idea! And now you wake up and you're forty and you need someone to blame. And ''you're'' the one to blame. You're petrified by your own fucking standards and your fear of failure. This is the truth. You're smart; I know you know I'm right. And Daniel has nothing to do with it. Stop it!"''
-->--'''Sandra''' to '''Samuel''', ''Film/AnatomyOfAFall''
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'''Dante:''' I had a life. I was ''this close'' to happily ever after and then... one '''''drunk driver later'''''... my movie's over... forever. No happy ending! ''No sequel!'' '''''Not even a third fuckin' act!''''' Just "''fuck you'', and, oh, by the way, '''''fuck you!'''''" Credits! But, hey... What's that compared to a heart attack? I mean, ''shiiiiiit!''' You could've almost ''died'', right?!\\

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'''Dante:''' I had a life. I was ''this close'' to happily ever after and then... one '''''drunk driver later'''''... my movie's over... forever. No happy ending! ''No sequel!'' '''''Not even a third fuckin' act!''''' Just "''fuck you'', and, oh, by the way, '''''fuck you!'''''" Credits! But, hey... What's that compared to a heart attack? I mean, ''shiiiiiit!''' ''shiiiiiit!'' You could've almost ''died'', right?!\\
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'''Dante:''' I had a life. I was ''this close'' to happily ever after and then... one drunk driver later... my movie's over. Forever. No happy ending. No sequel. Not even a third fuckin' act! Just "fuck you, and oh, by the way, fuck you!" Credits! But hey. What's that compared to a heart attack? I mean shiiiiiit. You could've almost ''died'', right?\\

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'''Dante:''' I had a life. I was ''this close'' to happily ever after and then... one drunk '''''drunk driver later... later'''''... my movie's over. Forever. over... forever. No happy ending. No sequel. Not ending! ''No sequel!'' '''''Not even a third fuckin' act! act!''''' Just "fuck you, and "''fuck you'', and, oh, by the way, fuck you!" '''''fuck you!'''''" Credits! But hey. But, hey... What's that compared to a heart attack? I mean shiiiiiit. mean, ''shiiiiiit!''' You could've almost ''died'', right?\\right?!\\
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->'''Caitlin:''' What the hell did you do to Steve? He just called me from his car, hysterical, and I asked him what was wrong, and he said "ask Chuck".\\
'''Chuck:''' I fired him, okay! He's not suspended. Fired. Because this wasn't an isolated incident, Caitlin. He cooked a dozen of 'em, maybe more. And we're gonna have to go through them, you and I. We're gonna have to go through all of them now.\\
'''Caitlin:''' No, the only one was "Hack Heaven". He told me that himself.\\
'''Chuck:''' If he were a stranger to you...if he was a guy you were doing a piece about, pretend that guy told you he'd only done it once. Would you take his word for it? Of course not. You'd dig, and you'd bury him. And you'd be offended if anybody told you not to.\\
'''Caitlin:''' Every one of those pieces was fact-checked. They were all...\\
'''Chuck:''' So was "Hack Heaven"! You're a good reporter. You've always been such a smart, thorough reporter. Why can't you be one now?\\
'''Caitlin:''' Because what you're telling me is impossible, Chuck.\\
'''Chuck:''' Go upstairs. Read 'em again.\\
'''Caitlin:''' This is bullshit.\\
'''Chuck:''' Make sure you go all the way back, because half of them ran when Mike was still here.\\
'''Caitlin:''' That's what this is. Of course. I mean, what are you gonna do, Chuck? Pick us off one by one? Everybody that was loyal to Mike, so you have a staff that belongs to you? Is that the kind of magazine you want to run?\\
'''Chuck:''' Caitlin, when this thing blows, there isn't gonna be a magazine anymore. Now, if you want to make this about Mike, make it about Mike. I don't give a shit. You can resent me. You can hate me. But come Monday morning, we're all gonna have to answer for what we let happen here. We're all gonna have an apology to make. Jesus Christ! Don't you have any idea how much shit we're about to eat? Every competitor we ever took a shot at, they're gonna pounce, and they should. Because we blew it, Caitlin. He handed us fiction after fiction, and we printed them all as fact. Just because we found him entertaining. It's indefensible. Don't you know that?
-->-- ''Film/ShatteredGlass''

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