History Quotes / Supernatural

->"the reality show about the two brothers who drive around testing out seedy motels"

->'''John Winchester:''' All right, if I'm not back Sunday night?
->'''Young Dean:''' Call Pastor Jim.

->'''Young Dean:''' Watch out for Sammy.

->''[...]''
->'''Michael:''' My brother's sick.
->'''Dean:''' The little guy?
->'''Michael:''' ''[nodding]'' Pneumonia. He's in the hospital. It's my fault.
->'''Dean:''' Ah, c'mon, how?
->'''Michael:''' I should've made sure the window was latched. He wouldn't have gotten pneumonia if the window was latched.
->'''Dean:''' Listen to me. I can promise you, that this is not your fault. Okay?
->'''Michael:''' It's my job to look after him.
-->--Why this show could be the codifier for BigBrotherInstinct, "Something Wicked"

->'''Sam:''' [=AC/DC=]? Sabbath? Metallica? It's like "The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock."
->'''Dean:''' House rules, Sammy--driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
-->--"Pilot"

->"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!!"

-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', "In My Time of Dying"

->'''Dean:''' Uh-huh. Okay, and why, exactly would ''you'' want the Devil dead?

->'''[[spoiler:Gabriel]]:''' Damn right they’re flawed. But a lot of them try. To do better. To forgive. And you should see the spearmint rhino.

->'''Andy:''' You get visions...of people about to die? ''[Sam nods]'' ...That's impossible.

->'''Dean:''' REO Speedwagon?

->'''Castiel:''' ''[staring at the TV]'' It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter ''[Sam and Dean look from up their work]'' why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?

-->--Creator/MishaCollins, via twitter

-->--[[http://kenshinta.tumblr.com/post/33218566728/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

-->--[[http://kenshinta.tumblr.com/post/33218566728/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

'''From the show itself:'''

-> '''John Winchester:''' All right, if I'm not back Sunday night?
-> '''Young Dean:''' Call Pastor Jim.
-> '''John Winchester:''' Lock the doors and windows, close the shades, and most important...
-> '''Young Dean:''' Watch out for Sammy.
-> --
-> '''Michael:''' You said you're a big brother.
-> '''Dean:''' Yeah.
-> '''Michael:''' You take care of your little brother? You'd do... ''anything'' for him?
-> '''Dean:''' [heartfelt] Yeah, I would.
-> --
-> '''Michael:''' My brother's sick.
-> '''Dean:''' The little guy?
-> '''Michael:''' [nodding] Pneumonia. He's in the hospital. It's my fault.
-> '''Dean:''' Ah, c'mon, how?
-> '''Michael:''' I should've made sure the window was latched. He wouldn't have gotten pneumonia if the window was latched.
-> '''Dean:''' Listen to me. I can promise you, that this is not your fault. Okay?
-> '''Michael:''' It's my job to look after him.
-->-- Why this show could be the codifier for BigBrotherInstinct, "Something Wicked"

-> '''Sam:''' "[=AC/DC=]? Sabbath? Metallica? It's like 'The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.'"
-> '''Dean:''' "House rules, Sammy--driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
--> -- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Pilot"

-> "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!!"
--> -- '''Dean Winchester''', "Scarecrow"

-> "Your dad? He's in here with me - trapped inside his own meat suit. He says "hi", by the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood."
--> -- '''Azazel-as-John''', "Devil's Trap"

-> "I full-on [[Film/{{Ghost}} Swayze'd]] that mother!"
--> -- '''Dean Winchester''', "In My Time of Dying"

-> "WWBD: What Would [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] Do?"
--> -- '''Ed Zenkman''', "Hell House"

-> "Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?"
--> -- '''Dean Winchester''', "What Is and What Should Never Be"

-> "Is there ''garlic'' on this pizza?"
--> -- '''{{Dracula}} FanBoy Shapeshifter''', "Monster Movie"

-> "You sound like a whiny brat. No, you sound like ''[[AbusiveParents your dad]]''."
--> -- '''[[TheObiWan Bobby Singer]]''', "Lucifer Rising"

-> "This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
--> -- '''Castiel''' learning how to use a cell phone, "The End"

->'''(Demon) Crowley:''' [pointing the Colt at Dean] I want you, to take this thing to Lucifer, and empty it into his face.

->'''Crowley:''' [putting the Colt down] It's called survival. But I forgot, you two at best are ''functional morons''.

--> -- "Abandon All Hope"

->[[spoiler:'''Lucifer:''']] They are broken! Flawed! Abortions!
->[[spoiler:'''Gabriel:''']] Damn right they’re flawed. But a lot of them try. To do better. To forgive. And you should see the spearmint rhino.
--> -- [[spoiler: '''Gabriel''' delivers his [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] to his big brother '''Lucifer''']], "Hammer Of The Gods"

->[[spoiler: Castiel falls prey to [[TheFourHorsemen Famine's powers]], and his host body's desire for red meat]]
-> "What are you, the Hamburglar?"
--> -- '''Dean''', "My Bloody Valentine"

->'''Andy''': You get visions... of people about to die? [Sam nods] ... That's impossible.
->'''Sam''': A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.
->'''Andy''': [pause] But death visions? [[BlessedWithSuck Dude, that sucks.]]
--> -- "Simon Said"

->'''Dean''': REO Speedwagon?
->'''Jo''': Damn right, REO. Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart.
->'''Dean''': [smirking] He sings it from the hair. There's a difference.
--> "Simon Said"

->'''Castiel''' (staring at the t.v.): It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter (Sam and Dean look from up their work) why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?
->'''Dean''': You're watching porn? Why?
->'''Castiel''' (still staring): It was there.
->'''Dean''': You don't watch ''porn'' in a room full of dudes, and you don't...''talk'' about it! Just turn it off. (Castiel looks down at his body, surprised) Oh, now he's got a boner.
->''Later...''
->[[spoiler:'''Samuel''']]: This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
->'''Castiel''' (deadpan, eyes still glued to the screen): We're not supposed to talk about it.
--> "Caged Heat"

-> [[spoiler: '''Crowley:''' Ah, Castiel. Angel of Thursday. Just not your day, is it?]]
-> [[spoiler: '''Castiel:''']] What are you doing here?
-> [[spoiler: '''Crowley:''']] I want to help you help me help ourselves.
-> [[spoiler: '''Castiel:''']] Speak plain.
-> [[spoiler: '''Crowley:''']] I want to discuss a simple business transaction, that's all.
-> [[spoiler: '''Castiel:''' You want to make a deal? With me? I'm an angel, you ass. Don't have a soul to sell.]]
--> -- "The Man Who Would Be King"

->'''Castiel:''' yes.

->'''Castiel:''' yes. He's not in heaven; he has to be somewhere.

->'''Castiel:''' ''(deadpan, looking slightly confused)'' No, he's not on any flatbread.
--> -- "Good God, Y'all"

-->-- "Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie"

-->-- "Hunteri Heroici"

->'''Dean''': What are we doing? \\
'''Sam''': We're hunting a ghost. \\
'''Dean''': A ghost, exactly. Who does that? \\
'''Sam''': ...Us. \\
'''Dean''': Us, right. And that, Sam--that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us--no, no, no, we...we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We...are insane!
-->-- "Yellow Fever"

'''Describing the show:'''

-> "the demon-killing brothers"
-> "that reality show about the two underwear-model brothers who hallucinate and shoot at ghosts"
-> "the reality show about the two brothers who drive around testing out seedy motels"
-> "the underwear-model-ghost hunters-brothers show"
--> - Creator/MishaCollins, via twitter

-> '''Question:''' What is Hollywood likely to do to ''Supernatural'' if some 'creative genius' doesn't reign it in?
-> '''Misha Collins:''' Honestly? I'm just going to answer this quickly to get it over with, but ...gay porn incest story with two brothers fucking the shit out of each other.
--> - [[http://kenshinta.tumblr.com/post/33218566728/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

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--> - MishaCollins, via twitter

-> Question: What is Hollywood likely to do to Supernatural if some 'creative genius' doesn't reign it in?
-> Misha Collins: Honestly? I'm just going to answer this quickly to get it over with, but ...gay porn incest story with two brothers fucking the shit out of each other.

--> Why this show could be the codifier for BigBrotherInstinct. "Something Wicked"

-> '''Sam:''' "ACDC? Sabbath? Metallica? It's like 'The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.'"
-> '''Dean:''' "House rules, Sammy: driver picks the music--shotgun shuts his cakehole."

-> "WWBD: What Would [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] Do?"

->'''Dean:''' Uh-huh. Okay, and why, exactly would *you* want the Devil dead?

--> - [[http://hilbro.tumblr.com/post/28050293336/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

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-> Misha Collins: Honestly? I'm just going to answer this quickly to get it over with, but ...gay porn incest story with two brothers fucking each other.

--> - MishaCollins's [[http://twitter.com/mishacollins/status/212269875870187522/photo/1 twitter]]

-> '''Question:''' What is Hollywood likely to do to Supernatural if some 'creative genius' doesn't reign it in?

--> [[http://hilbro.tumblr.com/post/28050293336/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

-> "I full-on [[{{Ghost}} Swayze'd]] that mother!"

--> -- ''{{Supernatural}}'', "Pilot"

--> -- "Good God, Y'all"-->

->'''Castiel:''' ''(slightly confused)'' No, he's not on any flatbread.

-> [[spoiler: '''Crowley:''']] Ah, Castiel. Angel of Thursday. Just not your day, is it?

-> [[spolier: '''Castiel:''']] Speak plain.

-> [[spolier: '''Castiel:''' You want to make a deal? With me? I'm an angel, you ass. Don't have a soul to sell.]]

->'''Castiel''' (staring at the t.v.): It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?

->'''Dean''': You don't watch ''porn'' in a room full of dudes, and you don't...''talk'' about it! Just turn it off.

->[[spoiler:'''Samuel''']]: Is this what you boys do, Sit around watching pornos with angels?

->'''Castiel''' (staring at the t.v.): I don't understand. If the pizza delivery boy loves the babysitter so much, why does he keep spanking her? Perhaps she has done something bad?
->'''Dean''': Dude, are you watching porn?
->'''Castiel''' (still staring): It was on.
->'''Dean''': You can't just watch porn in a room full of dudes! And you don't talk about it!

->[[spoiler:'''Samuel''']]: Is this what you boys do? Sit around with angels watching porn?

->'''Dean'': You can't just watch porn in a room full of dudes! And you don't talk about it!

''Later...''

--> -- '''Castiel''' when his minutes on a phone run out, "The End"