History Quotes / Statusquoisgod

->The line that ends the actual story comes when Keitaro once again [[AccidentalPervert walks in on all of them in the changing room]], and Naru, once again, [[PervertRevengeMode sends him]] [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} blasting off again]] for the transgression. At which point she says, "You never change!" which sounds like an insult, but is actually the elevator pitch for the whole [[HaremGenre harem-cottage industry]]. You will never change, never grow, never meaningfully come to terms with your own feelings or the feelings of others, or find the courage to communicate those feelings honestly. But here's an endless cavalcade of different girls-- or you know, the same five or so girls in a near-infinite range of slightly different haircuts-- who will love you anyway. Or, you know, a lowest-common denominator amalgamation of the collective insecurities of guys like you, at least.

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Peter Parker]]''', ''[[ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderManNickSpencer The Amazing Spider-Man]]'' Vol. 5 #29

-->-- '''Creator/ScottAdams''', ''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}''

->The line that ends the actual story comes when Keitaro once again [[AccidentalPervert walks in on all of them in the changing room]], and Naru, once again, [[PervertRevengeMode sends him]] [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} blasting off again]] for the transgression. At which point she says, "You never change!" which sounds like an insult, but is actually the elevator pitch for the whole [[HaremGenre harem-cottage industry]]. You will never change, never grow, never meaningfully come to terms with your own feelings or the feelings of others, or find the courage to communicate those feelings honestly. But here's an endless cavalcade of different girls-- or your know, the same five or so girls in a near-infinite range of slightly different haircuts-- who will love you anyway. Or, you know, a lowest-common denominator amalgamation of the collective insecurities of guys like you, at least.

[[folder:Podcasts]]

->'''Jay:''' The fact that nobody believes in ghosts anymore? That makes ''no'' sense. After all the events of the first movie? [[WeirdnessCensor A giant marshmallow man walked down the city streets, but nobody believes in anything supernatural anymore?]] Did everybody ''forget''?\\
'''Rich:''' [[ReedRichardsIsUseless Because proof of the existence of ghosts would change the world too much]]. You still wanna ground the movie in reality.\\
'''Mike:''' That's the thing, though, ''Film/{{Ghostbusters|1984}}'' wasn't specifically ''ghosts''; it was more interdimensional beings. Especially the ending: [[LovecraftLite an interdimensional god was attacking the Earth.]] It wasn't dead humans coming back to life, it was more an alien-kinda thing. But you're right: It would change society dramatically. And writing that kinda thing into a sequel would be complex.\\
'''Jay:''' [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot But that would make it interesting]]. I mean, there ''is'' a certain science element to these movies, too.\\
'''Mike:''' Ehh, they went and threw it all into the garbage. And listened to the people at the boardroom table who said, "This is the best way to make a buncha money."\\
'''Rich:''' "Look, Jay: You make a plot about slime [[MerchandiseDriven so you can sell jars of slime to kids. And you can also make a new backpack that they wear that kids'll wanna buy that SHOOTS slime!]]"
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' riffs ''Film/GhostbustersII''

[[folder:Web Animation]]

->''"Now what happens when the rebels finally win? You see, that's the funny thing. THEY DON'T! At least not if the story becomes a franchise. See, it turns out that building or rebuilding a government after a collapse is like... really hard, especially when it comes to democracies. So while worldbuilding the complex social, economic, and political changes a successful rebellion turned revolution would entail is extremely difficult, resetting the franchise back to status quo is NOT. No matter how many victories, no matter how many times the evil emperor is killed, no matter how many imperial armies crushed, superweapons destroyed, or generals assassinated, the franchise will always be reset back to its money-making default. The rebels will always fight the evil empire... FOREVER. Hey, it's not a revolution until it revolves back around to where it started."''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice''', "REBELS"

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->''"I'm the last living thing on the planet! [[BreakingTheFourthWall Uh... I should have this fixed by next week, folks...]]"''
-->-- '''Webcomic/PrincessPi''', "Princess Pi vs. Everything"

[[folder:Web Original]]

-> ''I am not huge into comic books anymore. It is not that I don’t love the characters because I do. It is not that I don’t love the adventure; I do. It is because comic culture has this neurotic fear of change. This is something that is shared by both the makers and the buyers. Now I can understand why from both sides. From the comic book company perspective you want to keep things as static as possible to keep the run going as long as possible to sell the most books. After all, if Batman for examples conquers his demons then that would kind of be it. There would be nothing left for his character to do. From the public perspective we kind of dislike things that are different and prefer the safe norm. Much like fast food we know what we are getting and are fine with the same but fulfilling formula.''

-> ''But there just reaches a point where it all gets ridiculous. Nothing changes. Okay, I take it back. Things eventually change, but evolution is more observable than character changes in comics. It took what: [[SuperheroesStaySingle 60 years for Superman to marry Lois Lane?]] People still go into full blown freak outs at Superman Returns’ sub plot that Superman and Lois had a kid. Spider-Man even made A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL in order to bring the comics back to the status quo. It reaches damn near comedic levels at times. Batman has either reached [[PostModernism self parody]] or is doing its closest modern interpretation of Sisyphus. Instead of being destined to pushing a boulder uphill for all eternity, [[JokerImmunity Batman has to catch the Joker again and again and again to the end of time]].''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/iron-man-3-shane-black-no-spoilers/ on]] ''Film/IronMan3''

->''There is no ending. There is no release. Nothing ever changes except the iconography. Because change is death, and the show refuses death.''
-->--'''El Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/03/a-split-in-skin-of-world-end-of-time.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime "The End of Time"]]

->''We've been told that this next episode will [[NothingIsTheSameAnymore change the series forever]], and put it on the right track. Take it from a guy that's read a ton of comic books in his time. When they say that, they're trying to sell comic books, and it's only true one time in ten after a few weeks have passed.''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep11 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS05E11Lockdown Lockdown]]")

-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->''When ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine DS9]]'' was under siege at the end of season five and [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs the Dominion took over]], the writers took the bold step to have a six-episode arc where Starfleet was no longer in charge of the station. Unfortunately, the writers of ''Voyager'' are nowhere near as bold. The Kazon in control of ''Voyager'' is so ineptly handled – they walk around with tricorders talking {{technobabble}}… It's like the Starfleet crew isn’t even away!''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E26S3E1Basics Basics]]"

->''He has [[TheManyDeathsOfYou burned to death in hot lava. He has been eaten by giant flying fish. He has fallen to death.]] Oh, God, [[PlatformHell has he fallen to death]]. And each time, he's been resurrected by magic he can't possibly begin to understand with his CUNY Brooklyn associate's degree in plumbing.\\\
Only to be rewarded with [[DudeWheresMyReward a kiss on the cheek.]]''
-->--'''''Gamespy''''', [[http://www.gamespy.com/articles/100/1005645p1.html "Princess Peach: The Worst Woman in Videogames"]]

->''I believe that the very first Super Mario Bros represented the only time when Bowser was genuinely kidnapping the princess to pursue his goals, presumably the attainment of power and influence. And he succeeded. From that point on, he is occasionally seen wearing a crown and being identified as 'King of the Koopas'. He lives in a castle and employs most of the land's monster workforce. [[CutLexLuthorACheck Why does he need to keep kidnapping her?]] He's already a king. I don't see [[SugarBowl the saccharine lands she rules]] appealing to [[{{Mordor}} his taste for lava and perpetual twilight]]. It must just be some regular ceremony recreating the original successful revolt, like a friendly game between [[GoKartingWithBowser two rival footballing nations.]]''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Croshaw]]''', "[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/10515-Of-Metaphors-and-Mario-RPGs Of Metaphors and Mario RPGs]]"'

->''When it comes to children’s animated TV shows at the time [of WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender], the goal was to simply continue the story for as long as humanly possible, so the stories had no end built-in. WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents, WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}, WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius, and particularly Nickelodeon’s biggest hit ever, WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants are as episodic as animated shows get, and they follow the number 1 unspoken rule of sitcoms: things can’t change and people can’t be content.''
-->-- '''Collider''', [[https://collider.com/avatar-the-last-airbender-netflix-why-its-good/ How A 15-Year-Old Cartoon Remained the Most Successful Netflix Show of the Summer]]

[[folder:Web Video]]

-> ''"It's fine, guys. All you need to know is that everything went back to normal at the end of the episode." ''
-->--'''WebVideo/OutsideXbox'''

-> ''"They kinda {{Retcon}} and gloss over it, because it's ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' and the show deals with change as badly as fans do."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheRealJims''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbYkSqcgl0ISimpsons Histories - Dr. Hibbert]]''

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"It's just a matter of knowing the secret of ''all'' TV shows; At the end of the episode, everything is always right back to normal."''
-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''Judge:''' And I further decree that everything will be just like it was before all this happened! And no one will ever mention it again... under penalty of torture. ''[The townspeople cheer.]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E2ThePrincipalAndThePauper The Principal and the Pauper]]"

->'''Peter:''' Yeah, how did you lose your job anyway, Lois?\\
'''Lois:''' Ah, I don't know, Peter. Do you really care? Does anyone really care?\\
'''Peter:''' I guess you're right. The story's over, everything's back to normal 'til next week, so who gives a damn?
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Stan''': Jeff?! I thought you drowned!\\
'''Jeff''': [[UnexplainedRecovery Nope!]]\\
''([[{{Beat}} pregnant pause]])''\\
'''Stan''': ''Alright!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad: "Season's Beatings"''

->''"Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, '[[WeWillMeetAgain I'll be back, Samurai!]]' And then I'll flutter off over the horizon, and we won't see each other for about a week. And then, we'll do the same thing all over again."''
-->--'''[[BigBad Aku]]''', ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->''"There's a certain rhythm to these things! I cause trouble, he shows up, we have some laughs, and the game starts all over again!"''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/TheJoker Joker]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

[[folder:Real Life]]

->''We protect the status quo, and [[TallPoppySyndrome make steady war]] on revision and improvement.''
-->--'''Creator/HLMencken'''

->''"Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan'''

->''Without deviation, progress is not possible.''
-->--''Zen Masters: The Wisdom of Music/FrankZappa''

->''"How many times has the bridge been destroyed? How many shuttlecrafts have vanished, and [[InfiniteSupplies another one just comes out of the oven?]] That kind of bullshitting the audience, I think, takes its toll. At some point the audience stops taking it seriously, because they know that this is not really the way this would happen."''
-->--'''Ron D. Moore''' on exiting ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->''"If you take a look at a current ''Comicbook/SpiderMan'' comic, you’ll find that he’s maybe twenty years old, he worries a lot about whats right and what’s wrong, and he has a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.\\\
Do you know what Spider-Man was doing fifteen years ago? Well, [[ComicBookTime he was about nineteen years old, he worried a lot about what was right and what was wrong and he had a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.]]"''
-->--'''Creator/AlanMoore'''

->''Here's a secret -- when I finally okayed the clone saga, I told ''[co-writer] ''Danny Fingeroth [[ResetButton to build a backdoor into it]]. I said that I wanted to be able to bring Peter back as the real deal...I believe that both comic book creators and comic book fans are a cowardly and superstitious lot. While the fans claim they want change, they tend to [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks react negatively to it.]] So do [[ArmedWithCanon most creators!]]''
-->--'''Editor [=Tom DeFalco=]''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''

->''"The easiest complaint to make against the ending of ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War]]'' is that it exists solely for Marvel Studios to reverse it. Surely they’re not going to leave the status quo with characters like Spider-Man and Black Panther not even existing? … But I would argue [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools this is not a bad thing]]! A serialized story that can’t return to some sort of status quo is typically a story with no center, one that spins off its axis very quickly. Humans crave some sort of order amid the chaos, and we do in our stories too. ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' ended with [[TheBadGuyWins the Empire winning]], Han Solo being taken by Jabba the Hutt, and Luke Skywalker facing [[DarkestHour his darkest moment]], and [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi the next film]] more or less reversed all of that over the course of its running time. Most serialized television involves setting up big, epic changes that are then immediately reversed."''
-->-- '''[[https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/4/27/17281060/avengers-infinity-war-spoilers-ending-who-dies Emily [=VanDerWerff=]]]'''

->''This too shall pass.''
--> -- Persian adage

-->--'''Tommy Monaghan''', ''Comicbook/{{Hitman}}''

-->--'''[=EvilFuzzy9=]''', ''FanFic/IAmNOTGoingThroughPubertyAgain''

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[{{Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E26S3E1Basics}} Basics]]"

-->--'''WebOriginal/TheRealJims''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbYkSqcgl0ISimpsons Histories - Dr. Hibbert]]''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Peter Parker]]''', ''[[ComicBook/NickSpencersSpiderMan Amazing Spider-Man]]'' vol. 5 #29

-->--'''''Film/HighSchoolMusical''''', "Stick to the Status Quo"

->"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

-->--'''Daniel Suarez''', ''Influx''

->''Susan knew that [[Creator/JimmyStewart [Jimmy] Stewart]] would win the election but never take office. That was how the story always goes: [[Film/MrSmithGoesToWashington the young reformer wins in the end]], but by the next picture, the corrupt machine politicians are still in power. Susan wondered if Jimmy ever got tired of the cycle.

-->--'''The Desert Rose Band''', "One Step Forward"

->"Guys come to the door for dates and Phoebe [[IHaveToIronMyDog has to make excuses]], one or both of the sisters [[ShippingTorpedo is disapproving and says to slow things down,]] and Phoebe must learn to [[OneTrueLove find true love.]] There, I just nutshelled nearly a decade of television for you."

-> "It's fine, guys. All you need to know is that everything went back to normal at the end of the episode."

-> "They kinda {{Retcon}} and gloss over it, because it's ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' and the show deals with change as badly as fans do."

->"It's just a matter of knowing the secret of ''all'' TV shows; At the end of the episode, everything is always right back to normal."

'''([[{{Beat}} pregnant pause]])'''\\

->"Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, '[[WeWillMeetAgain I'll be back, Samurai!]]' And then I'll flutter off over the horizon, and we won't see each other for about a week. And then, we'll do the same thing all over again."

->"There's a certain rhythm to these things! I cause trouble, he shows up, we have some laughs, and the game starts all over again!"

->"Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'."

->"How many times has the bridge been destroyed? How many shuttlecrafts have vanished, and [[InfiniteSupplies another one just comes out of the oven?]] That kind of bullshitting the audience, I think, takes its toll. At some point the audience stops taking it seriously, because they know that this is not really the way this would happen."

->"If you take a look at a current ''Comicbook/SpiderMan'' comic, you’ll find that he’s maybe twenty years old, he worries a lot about whats right and what’s wrong, and he has a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.\\\
Do you know what Spider-Man was doing fifteen years ago? Well, [[ComicBookTime he was about nineteen years old, he worried a lot about what was right and what was wrong and he had a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.]]"

-->-- '''[[https://www.vox.com/summer-movies/2018/4/27/17281060/avengers-infinity-war-spoilers-ending-who-dies Todd [=VanDerWerff=]]]'''

-> ''But there just reaches a point where it all gets ridiculous. Nothing changes. Okay, I take it back. Things eventually change, but evolution is more observable than character changes in comics. It took what: 60 years for Superman to marry Lois Lane? People still go into full blown freak outs at Superman Returns’ sub plot that Superman and Lois had a kid. Spider-Man even made A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL in order to bring the comics back to the status quo. It reaches damn near comedic levels at times. Batman has either reached self parody or is doing its closest modern interpretation of Sisyphus. Instead of being destined to pushing a boulder uphill for all eternity, Batman has to catch the Joker again and again and again to the end of time.''

->''Batman has either reached [[{{Postmodernism}} self parody]] or is doing its closest modern interpretation of Sisyphus. Instead of being destined to pushing a boulder uphill for all eternity, Batman [[JokerImmunity has to catch the Joker again and again and again]] to the end of time.''

'''Rich:''' Because proof of the existence of ghosts would change the world too much. You still wanna ground the movie in reality.\\

--> [=OutsideXbox=]

->"Oh, put that thing maway, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, '[[WeWillMeetAgain I'll be back, Samurai!]]' And then I'll flutter off over the horizon, and we won't see each other for about a week. And then, we'll do the same thing all over again."

->''Indeed? So, you would say I am just a villain in Comicbook/CaptainAmerica's ongoing tale? (...) He has fought for decades, with only ze illusion of meaningful victory. Ze world is [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed no safer place because of him.]] He struggles for ''nothing.

'''Chuck''': ''[as Annorax['' All we have to do is... ''let the episode end'', and you'll be right as rain next week. Trust me, I know it doesn't make any sense but it ''always'' works that way for you.

->'''Annorax:''' When I first encountered your vessel, it was badly damaged - barely functioning. What if I told you in a blink of an eye, I can restore her to its former condition?\\

->''I believe that the very first Super Mario Bros represented the only time when Bowser was genuinely kidnapping the princess to pursue his goals, presumably the attainment of power and influence. And he succeeded. From that point on, he is occasionally seen wearing a crown and being identified as 'King of the Koopas'. He lives in a castle and employs most of the land's monster workforce. [[CutLexLuthorACheck Why does he need to keep kidnapping her?]] He's already a king. I don't see [[SugarBowl the saccharine lands she rules]] appealing to [[{{Mordor}} his taste for lava and perpetual twilight]]. It must just be some regular ceremony recreating the original successful revolt, like a friendly game between [[GoKartingWithBowser two rival footballing nations.]''

'''Rich:''' "Look, Jay: You make a plot about slime [[MerchandiseDriven so you can sell jars of slime to kids. And you can also make a new backpack that they wear that kids'll wanna buy that SHOOTS slime!"