History Quotes / SiblingRivalry

'''Stocking''': You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said [[SexGoddess I was the best FUCK he had ever had]], way better than you! Not that he should procreate but [[CrossesTheLineTwice I would totally have his abortion]].\\

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'''

->'''Stocking''': You always have to fuck up everything don't you?! This is my room, [[TrashOfTheTitans yours looks like a hoarder's asshole exploded]]. Look at your toilet, look at your bathtub, look at what you put in your mouth and [[AnythingThatMoves I'm not just talking about dick!]] You're nothing but a filthy ho-bagging thief!\\

'''Suguha''': [[TheUnfavorite Grandpa never wanted to train me! He was only ever interested in his grandson!]] So, when you got bored and ditched me to go work on your dumb computers I had to man up for you! [[ToughLove He did everything he could to get me to quit; to prove I wasn't good enough!]] but I hung in there hoping you'd come back so we could be like we were. I tried to make it seem fun so you'd realize what you were missing but you just shut out! All you cared about were those stupid games.\\

'''Kazuto''': K-Kendo? What does Kendo have to deal with-\\

'''Suguha''': [[{{Angrish}} ((growls)]] ''(door opens)'' How could I hate you!?! I don't... ''I don't even know you anymore!'' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe You just left me; you left me all alone]]... We used to be best friends... I wanted to be just like you... so... when Grandpa wanted to teach you Kendo, it made me want to learn too.\\

'''Kazuto''': Cool. Cool. ''(clears throat)'' So? [[{{Understatement}} This may come as a shock to you but, uh, I got a couple questions rattling around in the old dome.]] If you'll indulge me. Like... what's going on here? [[WasItAllALie Did you know it was me the entire time?]] [[MostGamersAreMale And since when do you even ''play'' video games?]] I thought you said that was and I quote, "[[StereotypicalNerd Stupid nerd shit!]]" [[MotiveMisidentification Did, did you go out and buy an amusphere just to fuck with me?]] You were at the hospital! You can't possibly still think [[LoveInterests she's]] not real! ''Was all of this some elaborate prank? ''Or are you just so cruel that you can never let me be happy?'' '''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really hate me that much?]]'''\\

'''Kazuto''': Cool. Cool. ''(clears throat)'' So? [[{{Understatement}} This may come as a shock to you but, uh, I got a couple questions rattling around in the old dome.]] If you'll indulge me, like what's going on here? [[WasItAllALie Did you know it was me the entire time?]] [[MostGamersAreMale And since when do you even ''play'' video games?]] I thought you said that was and I quote, "[[StereotypicalNerd Stupid nerd shit!]]" [[MotiveMisidentification Did, did you go out and buy an amusphere just to fuck with me?]] You were at the hospital! You can't possibly still think [[LoveInterests she's]] not real! ''Was all of this some elaborate prank? ''Or are you just so cruel that you can never let me be happy?'' '''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really hate me that much?]]'''\\

'''Suguha''': Oh don't give me that bullshit! You didn't even try to fight her on it! These last couple of days all I've seen you do is fight for what you care about!... So what... was it me? Was I just not worth the effort? [[WasItAllALie We used to be so close... but maybe that was all in my head.]] '''[[IronicEcho So how dare you accuse me of hating you]]''' '''''[[ArmorPiercingResponse WHEN YOU CLEARLY NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ME!!!]]''''' {{Beat}} ''(gasp)''\\

'''Kazuto''': ''([[MyGodWhatHaveIDone on brink of tears]])'' [[SincerityMode I... I had no idea.]]\\

'''Kazuto''': Hey, come on that's not fair. It was Mom's idea to have me learn coding instead.\\
'''Suguha''': Oh don't give me that bullshit! You didn't even try to fight her on it! These last couple of days all I've seen you do is fight for what you care about!... So what... was it me? Was I just not worth the effort? [[WasItAllALie We used to be so close... but maybe that was all in my head.]] '''[[IronicEcho So how dare you accuse me of hating you]]''' '''''[[ArmorPiercingResponse when you clearly never gave a shit about me!]]''''' {{Beat}} ''(gasp)''\\

'''Suguha''': ... Just leave me alone. [[WhamLine You've had enough practice.]] ''(door shuts as Kazuto stands in empty)''

'''Suguha''': [[{{Angrish}} ((growls)]] ''(door opens)'' How can I hate you!?! I don't... ''I even know you anymore!'' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe You just left me; you left me all alone]]... We used to be best friends... I wanted to be just like you... so... when Grandpa wanted to teach you Kendo, it made me want to learn too.\\

'''Suguha''': [[Angrish ((growls)]] ''(door opens)'' How can I hate you!?! I don't... ''I even know you anymore!'' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe You just left me; you left me all alone]]... We used to be best friends... I wanted to be just like you... so... when Grandpa wanted to teach you Kendo, it made me want to learn too.\\

'''Kazuto''': Cool. Cool. ''(clears throat)'' So? [[{{Understatement}} This may come as a shock to you but, uh, I got a couple questions rattling around in the old dome.]] If you'll indulge me, like what's going on here? [[WasItAllALie Did you know it was me the entire time?]] [[MostGamersAreMale And since when do you even ''play'' video games?]] I thought you said that was and I quote, "[[StereotypicalNerd Stupid nerd shit!]]" [[MotiveMisidentification Did, did you go out and buy an amusphere just to fuck with me?]] You were at the hospital! You can't possibly still think [[LoveInterests she's]] not real! Was all of this some elaborate prank or are you just so cruel that you can never let me be happy! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really hate me that much?]]\\

'''Kazuto''': Cool. Cool. ''(clears throat)'' So? [[{{Understatement}} This may come as a shock to you but, uh, I got a couple questions rattling around in the old dome.]] If you'll indulge me, like what's going on here? [[WasItAllALie Did you know it was me the entire time?]] [[MostGamersAreMale And since when do you even ''play'' video games?]] I thought you said that was and I quote, "[[StereotypicalNerd Stupid nerd shit!]]" Did, did you go out and buy an amusphere just to fuck with me? You were at the hospital! You can't possibly still think [[LoveInterests she's]] not real! Was all of this some elaborate prank or are you just so cruel that you can never let me be happy! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really hate me that much?]]\\

'''Kazuto''': Cool. Cool. ''(clears throat)'' So? [[Understatement This may come as a shock to you but, uh, I got a couple questions rattling around in the old dome.]] If you'll indulge me, like what's going on here? [[WasItAllALie Did you know it was me the entire time?]] [[MostGamersAreMale And since when do you even ''play'' video games?]] I thought you said that was and I quote, "[[StereotypicalNerd Stupid nerd shit!]]" Did, did you go out and buy an amusphere just to fuck with me? You were at the hospital! You can't possibly still think [[LoveInterests she's]] not real! Was all of this some elaborate prank or are you just so cruel that you can never let me be happy! [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really hate me that much?]]\\

'''Panty''': And I fucked that masochistic freak you like so much, he was tying me in up, so heads up, Buttercup. His fat ass was all jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks. [[SuddenlyShouting KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF MY THINGS!]]\\