History Quotes / SantaWithMuscles

18th Dec '14 5:55:32 AM erforce
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-> ''"Hogan would make one final attempt at big screen stardom in 1996, although its theatrical release was very, very limited, with the astonishingly bad ''Santa With Muscles'', a movie that rivals ''SantaClausConquersTheMartians'' for the worst Santa themed holiday movie ever made. JESUS CHRIST, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO BE ANALLY VIOLATED WITH A GARDEN WEASEL OR BE GIVEN A COLONOSCOPY BY EDWARD SCISSORHANDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE PAINFUL THAN EXPERIENCING THIS ABOMINATION"!!!'' ''[[[NoteFromEd Note to self: increase Foy's lithium dosage - Ed]]]''

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-> ''"Hogan would make one final attempt at big screen stardom in 1996, although its theatrical release was very, very limited, with the astonishingly bad ''Santa With Muscles'', a movie that rivals ''SantaClausConquersTheMartians'' ''Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians'' for the worst Santa themed holiday movie ever made. JESUS CHRIST, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO BE ANALLY VIOLATED WITH A GARDEN WEASEL OR BE GIVEN A COLONOSCOPY BY EDWARD SCISSORHANDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE PAINFUL THAN EXPERIENCING THIS ABOMINATION"!!!'' ''[[[NoteFromEd Note to self: increase Foy's lithium dosage - Ed]]]''
1st Aug '12 6:45:32 AM erforce
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-> ''"Hogan would make one final attempt at big screen stardom in 1996, although its theatrical release was very, very limited, with the astonishingly bad ''Santa With Muscles'', a movie that rivals ''SantaClausConquersTheMartians'' for the worst Santa themed holiday movie ever made. JESUS CHRIST, YOU WOULD PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO BE ANALLY VIOLATED WITH A GARDEN WEASEL OR BE GIVEN A COLONOSCOPY BY EDWARD SCISSORHANDS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE PAINFUL THAN EXPERIENCING THIS ABOMINATION"!!!'' ''[[[NoteFromEd Note to self: increase Foy's lithium dosage - Ed]]]''
-->-- '''[[http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/archives/nowff/foy_0302n.html Scott "The Foywonder" Foy]]'''
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