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->''"Seriously. There must be a law that when you pull this kind of shit you're out. Off the throne. You're the new Duke of Get Fucked."''
-->-- '''"The Pig Bride"''', ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''
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->'''Princess Anne''': I'm lobotomizing you!\\
'''Kate''': Lobotomizing?!\\
'''Princess Anne''': Oh, I'm fully licensed. We were doing so many in the [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor royal family]], it just worked out cheaper.
-->--''Series/TheWindsors''
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->''"Baelor the Blessed was holy, and pious. He built this sept. He also named a six year old boy High Septon because he thought the boy could work miracles. He ended up fasting himself into an early grave because food was of this world and this world was sinful."''

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->''"Baelor the Blessed was holy, holy and pious. He built this sept. He also named a six year old six-year-old boy High Septon because he thought the boy could work miracles. He ended up fasting himself into an early grave because food was of this world and this world was sinful."''
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->''"King Robert was strong; he won the rebellion and crushed the Targaryen dynasty. And he attended three Small Council meetings in seventeen years of ruling, and he spent his time whoring, hunting and drinking until the last two killed him. So, we have a man who starves himself to death, a man who lets his own brother murder him and a man who thinks winning and ruling are the same thing."''

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->''"King Robert was strong; he won the rebellion and crushed the Targaryen dynasty. And he attended three Small Council meetings in seventeen years of ruling, and he spent his time whoring, hunting hunting, and drinking until the last two killed him. So, we have a man who starves himself to death, a man who lets his own brother murder him him, and a man who thinks winning and ruling are the same thing."''



->''"Centuries of inbreeding is making the aristocracy (taps the side of head) stupid."''

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->''"Centuries of inbreeding is making the aristocracy (taps the side of his head) stupid."''



->"The royal bloodline isn't what it used to be. Too much intermarrying I suppose. I always say: 'When you reduce a family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much beneath it.'"

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->"The royal bloodline isn't what it used to be. Too much intermarrying intermarrying, I suppose. I always say: 'When you reduce a family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much beneath it.'"
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->''"We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"''
-->--'''Tyrion Lannister''', to [[TheCaligula Joffrey Baratheon]], ''Series/GameOfThrones'', "[[Recap/GameOfThronesS2E6TheOldGodsAndTheNew The Old Gods and the New]]"
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->''"It's as if the dictum 'power corrupts' heads to the [[SophisticatedAsHell gonads]]."''

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->''"It's as if the dictum 'power corrupts' heads to the [[SophisticatedAsHell gonads]].gonads."''



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->"The royal bloodline isn't what it used to be. Too much intermarrying I suppose. I always say: 'When you reduce a family tree to a family bush, you just can't hide as much beneath it.'"
-->-- '''Minister Milo Virini''' to '''Londo Mollari''', ''Series/BabylonFive''.
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-->--Tywin Lannister, '''Series/GameOfThrones'''

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-->--Tywin Lannister, '''Series/GameOfThrones'''
-->--'''Tywin Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''



-->--Aramis "The Return", '''Series/TheMusketeers'''

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-->--Aramis -->-- '''Aramis''', ''Series/TheMusketeers'', "The Return", '''Series/TheMusketeers'''Return"
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->''"Baelor the Blessed was holy, and pious. He built this sept. He also named a six year old boy High Septon because he thought the boy could work miracles. He ended up fasting himself into an early grave because food was of this world and this world was sinful."''
->''"Orys the First was just; everyone applauded his reforms, nobles and commoners alike, but he wasn't just for long. He was murdered in his sleep after less than a year by his own brother. Was that truly just of him, to abandon his subjects to an evil that he was too gullible to recognize?"''
->''"King Robert was strong; he won the rebellion and crushed the Targaryen dynasty. And he attended three Small Council meetings in seventeen years of ruling, and he spent his time whoring, hunting and drinking until the last two killed him. So, we have a man who starves himself to death, a man who lets his own brother murder him and a man who thinks winning and ruling are the same thing."''
-->--Tywin Lannister, '''Series/GameOfThrones'''
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->''"Centuries of inbreeding is making the nobility (taps the side of head) stupid."''

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->''"Centuries of inbreeding is making the nobility aristocracy (taps the side of head) stupid."''
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->''"Centuries of inbreeding is making the nobility (taps the side of head) stupid."''
-->--Aramis "The Return", '''Series/TheMusketeers'''
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->''"It's as if the dictum 'power corrupts' heads to the [[SophisticatedAsHell gonads]]."''
-->--Troper '''Tropers/{{Camacan}}'''

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