History Quotes / RockMonster

->Twilight tore her eyes off of Luna's ethereal form for a moment just in time to see the volcano uncurl. Black rock cracked and split along unseen lines, twisting about into shapes almost limblike and bearing plates--by design or chance, she couldn't tell. With a crackling like a thousand broken bones, the dragon known as Emberstoke the Eternal pulled itself out of the surrounding landscape.\\\

The dragon roared.

-> ''"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you, you don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors." ''[[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes(laughs)]]'' "Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you."''

-> ''"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you, you don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors." ''(laughs at his own joke)'' "Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you."''

-> ''"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you."''

-> "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you."
-> Korg, ''Film/ThorRagnarok''

->''Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast urges adventurers to remember that not all rock creatures are earth elementals. A talking rock that controls boulders is a galeb duhr. A talking rock wearing jewelry is a [[OurGeniesAreDifferent dao]]. A silent rock that's resistant to non-adamantine weapons is a stone {{golem}}. A rock with wings is a [[OurGargoylesRock gargoyle]]. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments A rock without a K is a giant bird. A rock that sits there and does nothing could be just a rock or a]] [[OurDemonsAreDifferent balor]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny disguised by an illusion]]. In all cases, proceed with caution.''

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->''Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast urges adventurers to remember that not all rock creatures are earth elementals. A talking rock that controls boulders is a galeb duhr. A talking rock wearing jewelry is a [[OurGeniesAreDifferent dao]]. A silent rock that's resistant to non-adamantine weapons is a stone {{golem}}. A rock with wings is a [[OurGargoylesRock gargoyle]]. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny A rock without a K is a giant bird. A rock that sits there and does nothing could be just a rock or a]] [[OurDemonsAreDifferent balor]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny disguised by an illusion]]. In all cases, proceed with caution.''
-->-- Disclaimer on the ''Princes of the Apocalypse'' module credits page, ''Main/DungeonsAndDragons''

-->-- Disclaimer on the ''Princes of the Apocalypse'' module, ''Main/DungeonsAndDragons''

-->-- Disclaimer on the ''Princes of the Apocalypse'' module, ''{{DungeonsAndDragons}}''

''Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast urges adventurers to remember that not all rock creatures are earth elementals. A talking rock that controls boulders is a galeb duhr. A talking rock wearing jewelry is a [[OurGeniesAreDifferent dao]]. A silent rock that's resistant to non-adamantine weapons is a stone {{golem}}. A rock with wings is a [[OurGargoylesRock gargoyle]]. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny A rock without a K is a giant bird. A rock that sits there and does nothing could be just a rock or a]] [[OurDemonsAreDifferent balor]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny disguised by an illusion]]. In all cases, proceed with caution.''

-Disclaimer on the ''Princes of the Apocalypse'' module, ''{{DungeonsAndDragons}}''

Return to the main page [[RockMonster HERE]]