History Quotes / ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated

->'''Pocahontas''': John Smith?! I thought you were dead!\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PocahontasIIJourneyToANewWorld''

->''"Cain was reported dead so often that the Munitorum left standing orders that he was never to be listed as Killed in Action no matter the circumstances. Therefore, he is the only officer of the Imperium to still be receiving a regular paycheck despite having been buried with full military honors."''
-->-- '''Amberley Vail''', ''Literature/CiaphasCain''

->'''Jackie:''' But I don't understand. Valmont can't summon the Shadowkhan. Only Shendu.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->'''Avon:''' Servalan was planning on sending you a corpse, but the rumours of my death--\\

-->-- ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "[[Recap/BlakesSevenS3E8RumoursOfDeath Rumours of Death]]"

->''"Ah, yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the 15th Funeral Fleet, I've been looking for you! Have you been telling people I'm dead?!"''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'', "[[Recap/TheSarahJaneAdventuresS4E5E6DeathOfTheDoctor Death of the Doctor]]"

->'''Homer:''' I thought you were dead!\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Mother Simpson"

->'''Marasiah Fel:''' ''Eshkar Niin?!'' That's impossible! You're--\\

-->-- ''ComicBook/StarWarsLegacy''

->'''Berger:''' We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.\\

-->-- ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''

->'''Westley:''' I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?\\

-->-- ''Film/ThePrincessBride''

->'''Pintel:''' You? You're supposed to be dead.\\

-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

->'''Brain:''' I swear to God, Snake, I thought you were dead!\\

-->-- ''Film/EscapeFromNewYork''

->''"Looks like Deep Fried Jack's off the menu for tonight, huh?"''
-->-- '''Jack Frost''', after surviving a car crash, ''Film/JackFrost1997''

->''"Ah... what a delight it is to know my memory lingers on in so many minds. Please, open your ARCUS units, and let your imagination become reality! [...] You'll have to excuse my [[EyepatchOfPower aesthetic augmentation]]. Rest assured, before you sits the very same devilish rogue you've always known."''
-->-- '''Prince Olivert''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel IV''

->'''King Graham:''' Mordack? Didn't I extinguish your flame years ago?\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/KingsQuest2015''

->''"This is Edison Carter, coming to you very much live and direct on Network 23."''
-->-- '''Edison Carter''', ''Series/MaxHeadroom'', [[Recap/MaxHeadroomS1E1Blipverts "Blipverts"]]

->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]:''' You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.\\

-->-- ''Film/IronMan2''

->'''Thor:''' Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago!\\

-->-- ''Film/ThorRagnarok''

->'''Earle:''' Bruce? You're supposed to be dead.\\

-->-- ''Film/BatmanBegins''

->'''Bodyguard:''' Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker. They brought the body.\\

-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''George Maxwell:''' You... It's you! But you're dead!\\

-->-- ''Film/TheatreOfBlood''

->'''Peregrine Devlin:''' Lionheart!\\

-->-- ''Film/TheatreOfBlood''

->'''Alice:''' He said he killed you!\\

-->-- ''Film/ThePeopleUnderTheStairs''

->''"Suffice it to say, I'm a little less dead than most people think."''
-->-- '''Malcolm Merlyn''', ''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "Dark Waters"

->'''Jake:''' ''(crying)'' I thought you were dead. I thought that you...\\

-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}''

->'''Hal Stewart/Tighten:''' I-I thought you were dead!\\
'''Megamind (Disguised as Metroman):''' My death was... Greatly exaggerated.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MegaMind''

->''"I wasn't really dead."''
-->-- '''Music/PaulMcCartney''' to '''Creator/ChrisFarley''', on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Pardon me! You didn't have a doorbell, so I just walked in!\\

-->-- ''ComicBook/BrainiacsBlitz''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lisa Loud]]:''' Then it appears you killed Lily by slicing her head of[f] and putting her decapitated carcass in the blender, then drinking it! Now you plan on killing us! We all failed you!\\

-->-- ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/jamie260397/art/Loud-House-Scaring-is-Caring-673822580 Scaring is Caring]]''

->''"You were dead, I saw you. But then here you are! I found you! You're not dead!"''
-->-- '''Dory''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

->''"Samson was right! His turtle ''had'' only been hibernating!"''
-->-- '''Mississippi "Mibs" Beaumont''', ''Literature/{{Savvy}}''

->''"Clementine?! I thought you were [[NeverSayDie gone!]]"''
-->-- '''Forgetful Jones''', ''Series/SesameStreet''

->''"This isn't Frank; it's a hairball, too, which means... Frank could still be alive!"''
-->-- '''Lincoln Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Along Came a Sister"

->'''Winston Zeddemore:''' ''(referring to the broken car)'' Yeah, but we do have one casualty.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Baby Spookums"

->''"Old Paint! He didn't wind up in the stew pot after all!"''
-->-- '''Mo''', ''WesternAnimation/HorribleHistories''

->'''Sgt. Byrd:''' Say, where'd you come from? I thought dragons had all been dead for a thousand years, or something.\\

-->-- ''VideoGame/SpyroYearOfTheDragon''

->''"Clementine?! I thought you were gone!"''

->'"'Ah, yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the 15th Funeral Fleet, I've been looking for you! Have you been telling people I'm dead?!"''

-->--''Film/{{Casablanca}}''

->'''Jackie''': But I don't understand. Valmont can't summon the Shadowkhan. Only Shendu.\\
'''Shendu''': Reports of my demise have been ''greatly'' exaggerated, Chan.

-> ''Ah yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the 15th Funeral Fleet, I've been looking for you! Have you been telling people I'm dead?!''

->'''Homer''': I thought you were dead!\\
'''Mona''': I thought YOU were dead!

-->--''ComicBook/StarWarsLegacy''

->'''Berger''': We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.\\
'''Victor Laszlo''': As you can see, it was true every single time.

->'''Westley''': I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?\\
'''Buttercup''': Well... you were dead.\\
'''Westley''': Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
-->--''Film/ThePrincessBride''

->'''Pintel''': You? You're supposed to be dead.\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': Am I not?
-->--''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

->'''Brain''': I swear to God, Snake, I thought you were dead!\\
'''Snake Plissken''': Yeah. You and everybody else.
-->--''Film/EscapeFromNewYork''

-->--'''Jack Frost''', after surviving a car crash, ''Film/JackFrost1997''

-->--''VideoGame/KingsQuest2015''

->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]''': You sound pretty spry for a dead guy.\\
'''Ivan Vanko''': You too.
-->--''Film/IronMan2''

->'''Thor''': Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago!\\
'''Surtur''': I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
-->--''Film/ThorRagnarok''

->'''Earle''': Bruce? You're supposed to be dead.\\
'''Bruce Wayne''': Sorry to disappoint.
-->--''Film/BatmanBegins''

->'''Bodyguard''': Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker. They brought the body.\\
'''Gambol''': So, for dead, that's 500...\\
'''The Joker''': How 'bout alive?
-->--''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''George Maxwell''': You... It's you! But you're dead!\\
'''Edward Lionheart''': No. Another critical miscalculation on you part. I am well. It is you who are dead.
-->--''Film/TheatreOfBlood''

->'''Peregrine Devlin''': Lionheart!\\
'''Edward Lionheart''': Alive and triumphant. And you thought me slain? Lionheart is immortal! He can never be destroyed, never!
-->--''Film/TheatreOfBlood''

->'''Alice''': He said he killed you!\\
'''Fool''': He was exaggerating.
-->--''Film/ThePeopleUnderTheStairs''

->"Suffice it to say, I'm a little less dead than most people think."

->'''Jake:''' ''[Crying]'' I thought you were dead. I thought that you...\\

->'''Hal Stewart/Tighten''': I-I thought you were dead!\\
'''Megamind (Disguised as Metroman)''': My death was... Greatly exaggerated.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MegaMind''

-->-- Music/PaulMcCartney to Creator/ChrisFarley, on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''': ''"Pardon me! You didn't have a doorbell, so I just walked in!"''\\
'''Brainiac:''' ''"No! It can't be! You're dead!"''\\
'''Supergirl:''' ''Don't write my obituary yet!"''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lisa Loud]]''': "Then it appears you killed Lily by slicing her head of[f] and putting her decapitated carcass in the blender, then drinking it! Now you plan on killing us! We all failed you!"
->'''Loud Sisters''': "WE'RE SORRY, LINCOLN! WE TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!"
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Girls, Lily's fine."
->'''Loud Sisters''': "Huh?"
->'''Lily Loud''': ''(walks in)'' "Poo-poo!"
->'''Lincoln''': "See?"
->'''Lynn Loud Jr.''': "Wait, why is there blood on Lily's mouth?"
->'''Lincoln''': "Lynn, it's not blood; it's jam."
->'''Loud Sisters''': "Huh?"
->'''Lincoln''': "All I did was give Lily half of the last jam-filled donut. I blended it into a liquid so she could drink it."
->'''Lana Loud''': "You did kill Mom and Dad, right?"
->'''Lincoln''': "No, Lana, I didn't."
->'''Lisa''': "Then what's with their lifeless heads?"
->'''Lincoln''': "Lisa, they're just unfinished sculptures for homework. The reason why Mom and Dad are unable to help is that they're at Pop-Pop's."

->''"Samson was right! His turtle *had* only been hibernating!"''

->''"This isn't Frank; it's a hairball too, which means... Frank could still be alive!"''

->'''Winston Zeddemore''': ''(referring to the broken car)'' "Yeah, but we do have one casualty."
->'''Janine Melnitz''': "Oh, no! Not Egon!"

-->-- '''Amberly Vail''', ''Literature/CiaphasCain''

-->-- ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} The Day the Earth Stood Still]]''

-->-- Music/PaulMcCartney to Creator/ChrisFarley, on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

-->--''WesternAnimation/MegaMind''

-->-- ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Rumors of Death"

-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'', "Death of the Doctor"