History Quotes / RedshirtArmy

23rd Apr '16 2:01:31 PM StFan
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->'''Chris:''' The vampires complain about how they’ll be just as vulnerable as the Reapers in the daylight, and Blade just straight up tells them, “Let’s be real: You’re probably all going to die. [[BrutalHonesty Oh well!]]”\\

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->'''Chris:''' The vampires complain about how they’ll they'll be just as vulnerable as the Reapers in the daylight, and Blade just straight up tells them, “Let’s "Let's be real: You’re You're probably all going to die. [[BrutalHonesty Oh well!]]”\\well!]]"\\



'''David:''' That’s because he’s not trying to lead anything. Obviously Blade’s best-case scenario at this point is that everyone dies except Nyssa, and then they go off and have tons of vampire babies.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/blade-ii-review/ on]] ''Film/BladeII''

->"That monster's eating our soldiers faster than we can clone them."
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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'''David:''' That’s That's because he’s he's not trying to lead anything. Obviously Blade’s Blade's best-case scenario at this point is that everyone dies except Nyssa, and then they go off and have tons of vampire babies.
-->--Chris Sims -->-- '''Chris Sims''' and David Uzumeri '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/blade-ii-review/ on]] ''Film/BladeII''

->"That ->''"That monster's eating our soldiers faster than we can clone them."
"''
-->-- '''Plan ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''Space''
2nd Aug '15 5:09:30 AM Odon
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->"That monster's eating our soldiers faster than we can clone them."
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
29th Jul '15 8:03:24 AM Prfnoff
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->No-one can fault their bravery. Only their results.
-->-- '''Bremen''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''
17th Feb '15 1:16:19 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' The vampires complain about how they’ll be just as vulnerable as the Reapers in the daylight, and Blade just straight up tells them, “Let’s be real: You’re probably all going to die. [[BrutalHonesty Oh well!]]”\\
'''David:''' A list of fucks Blade gives: { }\\
'''Chris:''' He is seriously a terrible leader.\\
'''David:''' That’s because he’s not trying to lead anything. Obviously Blade’s best-case scenario at this point is that everyone dies except Nyssa, and then they go off and have tons of vampire babies.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/blade-ii-review/ on]] ''Film/BladeII''
21st Jan '15 8:07:54 PM babyhenchy1
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->'''Mercenary #1:''' Why did she say "Slow her down"? We're allowed to kill [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] if we have to, right?\\
'''Mercenary #2:''' She said slow her down because she thinks we're cannon fodder.\\
'''Mercenary #1:''' [[OhCrap Oh. Well, shit.]]

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->'''Mercenary #1:''' Why did she [[spoiler:s/he]] say "Slow her him/her down"? We're allowed to kill [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] if we have to, right?\\
'''Mercenary #2:''' She [[spoiler:S/he]] said slow her him/her down because she [[spoiler:s/he]] thinks we're cannon fodder.\\
'''Mercenary #1:''' [[OhCrap Oh. Well, Well...shit.]]
14th Jan '15 10:14:20 AM Tacitus
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->The Mobile Infantry is a group of jarheads who wear plastic armor with morale that would shatter if they saw the Sharks from ''WestSideStory'' approaching.

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->The Mobile Infantry is a group of jarheads who wear plastic armor with morale that would shatter if they saw the Sharks from ''WestSideStory'' ''Theatre/WestSideStory'' approaching.
13th Jan '15 9:04:10 PM Tacitus
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->''"A small team of ethnically-diverse archaeologists who all seem to be wearing digital clocks on their heads counting down to the point where they are unwittingly [[CollateralAngst made part of someone elses' character development]]."''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]''' on [[VideoGame/TombRaider2013 Lara Croft]]'s support team.[[note]][[BlackDudeDiesFirst The black dude's readout is nearly at zero.]][[/note]]

->''"The Mobile Infantry is a group of jarheads who wear plastic armor with morale that would shatter if they saw the Sharks from ''WestSideStory'' approaching."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/starship-troopers/ on]] ''Film/StarshipTroopers''

->''"Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain [[PlotArmor Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.]]''"

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->''"A small team of ethnically-diverse archaeologists who all seem to be wearing digital clocks on their heads counting down to the point where they are unwittingly [[CollateralAngst made part of someone elses' character development]]."''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]''' on [[VideoGame/TombRaider2013 Lara Croft]]'s support team.[[note]][[BlackDudeDiesFirst The black dude's readout is nearly at zero.]][[/note]]

->''"The Mobile Infantry is a group of jarheads who wear plastic armor with morale that would shatter if they saw the Sharks from ''WestSideStory'' approaching."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/starship-troopers/ on]] ''Film/StarshipTroopers''

->''"Now
->Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain [[PlotArmor Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.]]''"]]



-> To each of us falls a task, and all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting. It is what we do best: We die standing.
-->-- '''General Sturnn''', ''DawnOfWar: Winter Assault''

-> All of the worlds of the Imperium shall look to their own defense. They shall also look to the defense of the Imperium, and the prosecution of such wars as the Emperor in His wisdom shall decree, according to such requirements as shall be imposed by the Administratum.

-> To this end, each populated planet shall raise and maintain forces for its defense, and and from its ranks, it shall provide the best of its troops for recruitment into the largest of the Imperium's armies - the Imperial Guard.
-->-- '''Codex Imperialis''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

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-> To each ->Observe their troops. Thin fabrics. Exposed skin. Feeble weapons. These are toy soldiers. The playthings of us falls a task, and all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting. It is what we do best: We die standing.
children!
-->-- '''General Sturnn''', ''DawnOfWar: Winter Assault''

-> All of the worlds of the Imperium shall look to their own defense. They shall also look to the defense of the Imperium, and the prosecution of such wars as the Emperor in His wisdom shall decree, according to such requirements as shall be imposed by the Administratum.

-> To this end, each populated planet shall raise and maintain
Staal''' observing UNIT forces for its defense, and and from its ranks, it shall provide the best of its troops for recruitment into the largest of the Imperium's armies - the Imperial Guard.
-->-- '''Codex Imperialis''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
shortly before [[SubvertedTrope losing to them]], ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Sontaran Stratagem"



-->-- '''Bremen''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress LetsPlay {{Boatmurdered}}''

->''"Observe their troops. Thin fabrics. Exposed skin. Feeble weapons. These are toy soldiers. The playthings of children!"''
-->-- '''General Staal''' (observing UNIT forces shortly before [[SubvertedTrope losing to them]] in ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Sontaran Stratagem")

-> Last time I had a hot meal was five days ago. Since then my entire platoon has been wiped out. That's why you're here. You're just a bunch of guys in line to get shot so they can bring in a bunch of other guys. See how that works?
-->-- '''Sgt. David Manning''', ''Film/WhenTrumpetsFade''

-> You see, the Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing this, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.

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-->-- '''Bremen''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress LetsPlay {{Boatmurdered}}''

->''"Observe their troops. Thin fabrics. Exposed skin. Feeble weapons. These are toy soldiers. The playthings
''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->To each
of children!"''
us falls a task, and all the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line, and we die fighting. It is what we do best: We die standing.
-->-- '''General Staal''' (observing UNIT forces shortly before [[SubvertedTrope losing to them]] in ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Sontaran Stratagem")

-> Last time I had a hot meal was five days ago. Since then my entire platoon has been wiped out. That's why
Sturnn''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar: Winter Assault''

->Men,
you're here. You're just a bunch lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of guys in line to get shot so they can bring in a bunch you will be dying for your planet. A few of other guys. See how that works?
-->-- '''Sgt. David Manning''', ''Film/WhenTrumpetsFade''

-> You see,
you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing this, I sent wave after wave luckiest of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.all.



-> Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
-->-- '''Zapp Brannigan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->"''The goal of the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]] is to clog the enemy's barrels with dead bodies.''"
-->-- '''Anonymous IG Player''', at the Newcastle Games Workshop establishment, while painting a [[MiniMecha Sentinel]].

->'''Magnus''': You're the only member of [[BigGood Palutena's]] army who can carry his own weight. Don't even get me started on the centurions. Yeah, there's a ton of them, but they're all pretty flimsy.
->'''Pit''': They're grunts. What do you expect? [[JustifiedTrope There's no incentive for them to toughen up]] -- [[DeathIsCheap they get revived when they die]].

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-> Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
-->-- '''Zapp Brannigan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->"''The goal of the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Imperial Guard]] is to clog the enemy's barrels with dead bodies.''"
-->-- '''Anonymous IG Player''', at the Newcastle Games Workshop establishment, while painting a [[MiniMecha Sentinel]].

->'''Magnus''': You're the only member of [[BigGood Palutena's]] army who can carry his own weight. Don't even get me started on the centurions. Yeah, there's a ton of them, but they're all pretty flimsy.
->'''Pit''':
flimsy.\\
'''Pit''':
They're grunts. What do you expect? [[JustifiedTrope There's no incentive for them to toughen up]] -- - [[DeathIsCheap they get revived when they die]].



->'''Mercenary #1:''' Why did [[spoiler:s/he]] say "Slow him/her down"? We're allowed to kill [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] if we have to, right?\\
'''Mercenary #2:''' [[spoiler:S/He]] said slow him/her down because [[spoiler:s/he]] thinks we're cannon fodder.\\

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->'''Mercenary #1:''' Why did [[spoiler:s/he]] she say "Slow him/her her down"? We're allowed to kill [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] if we have to, right?\\
'''Mercenary #2:''' [[spoiler:S/He]] She said slow him/her her down because [[spoiler:s/he]] she thinks we're cannon fodder.\\



-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', Citadel DLC

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-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', Citadel DLC-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3: Citadel'' DLC

->The Mobile Infantry is a group of jarheads who wear plastic armor with morale that would shatter if they saw the Sharks from ''WestSideStory'' approaching.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/starship-troopers/ on]] ''Film/StarshipTroopers''

->The goal of the Imperial Guard is to clog the enemy's barrels with dead bodies.
-->-- Anonymous ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' player at the Newcastle Games Workshop establishment, while painting an Imperial Guard [[MiniMecha Sentinel]]

->Last time I had a hot meal was five days ago. Since then my entire platoon has been wiped out. That's why you're here. You're just a bunch of guys in line to get shot so they can bring in a bunch of other guys. See how that works?
-->-- '''Sgt. David Manning''', ''Film/WhenTrumpetsFade''

->A small team of ethnically-diverse archaeologists who all seem to be wearing digital clocks on their heads counting down to the point where they are unwittingly [[CollateralAngst made part of someone elses' character development]].
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]''' on [[VideoGame/TombRaider2013 Lara Croft]]'s support team[[note]][[BlackDudeDiesFirst The black dude's readout is nearly at zero.]][[/note]]
7th Nov '14 4:05:43 PM babyhenchy1
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7th Nov '14 4:05:06 PM babyhenchy1
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->'''Mercenary #1:''' Why did [[spoiler:s/he]] say "Slow [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] down"? We're allowed to kill him/her right?\\

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->'''Mercenary #1:''' Why did [[spoiler:s/he]] say "Slow [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] him/her down"? We're allowed to kill him/her [[{{Badass}} Shepard]] if we have to, right?\\
7th Nov '14 4:02:49 PM babyhenchy1
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-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', Citadel DLC
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