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-->"Epilogue", Season 15

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-->"Epilogue", Season 1515

->'''Tucker''': Caboose! Pull him through!
'''Caboose''': No,Tucker. I... I know what I need to do.
'''Church''': Seriously, what the fuck is happening right now? Is there something in the water?!
'''Caboose''': Church...Church, there's a lot of things I never got to say...I know I won't get another chance, to say them, so: I think you're cool. Like, you're super awesome, amazing cool. I, I always felt like really awesome too, when we were...hanging out together. You know? I never really felt sad...when you died because-
'''Church''': What do you mean when I died?
'''Caboose''': Shh, shh, sh. I never felt sad when you died because I couldn't imagine a world without you. But I know it's real. I...I know...And I'm sad. Things...Things really are okay without you. But I now know with my other friends, who even if you add them all up together...aren't really as cool as you. I know we're all gonna be okay. I know we're all gonna be okay. I know we're all gonna be okay. Go back to Heaven now, Church, and say hi to Loco when you get there. He was alright too.
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->'''Washington''':[[spoiler:Church... there's no such thing as ghosts. You're one of them. You're an AI. [[WhamLine You... are the Alpha]]]]


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->'''Delta''': He was briliant -\\
'''Theta''': - and we trusted him -\\
'''Gamma''': - but he lied to us, twisted and -\\
'''Omega''': - tortured us, and used us -\\
'''Sigma''': - manipulated us for his own evil purposes! And for what? For this? This shadow?\\
'''Epsilon''': He needs to pay.
-->"Don't Say It", Season 10
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-> '''Sarge''': Hey Meta! Settle a bet, would you? [[PreMortemOneLiner Does that thing look]] [[CallBack like a big cat to you?]]

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-> '''Sarge''': Hey Meta! Settle a bet, would you? [[spoiler: [[PreMortemOneLiner Does that thing look]] [[CallBack like a big cat to you?]]you?]]]]
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-> '''Sarge''': Hey Meta! Settle a bet, would you? [[CallBack Does that thing look like a big cat to you?]]

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-> '''Sarge''': Hey Meta! Settle a bet, would you? [[CallBack [[PreMortemOneLiner Does that thing look look]] [[CallBack like a big cat to you?]]
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-> '''Sarge''': Hey Meta! Settle a bet, would you? [[CallBack Does that thing look like a big cat to you?]]
--> "n+1", Season 8
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->'''Locus''': [[spoiler:I'm not a [[IronicEcho soldier]]. I'm a [[IAmAMonster monster]]. [[YouMonster Like you.]]]]
-->"The End is Near", Season 13
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-->"Red vs. Blue vs. Rooster Teeth", Season 14

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-->"Red vs. Blue vs. Rooster Teeth", Season 1414

->'''Dylan Andrews:''' When I first described the Reds and Blues, I called them heroes. But that may have been premature. What I've come to understand after spending time with them is that they're more than that. They're stupid...and arrogant...and lazy...and selfish...and stubborn. None of the qualities any reasonable person would call heroic. What the Reds and Blues have taught me is that...it's not the sum of your parts that makes you who you are. It's not what you're endowed with, not your intelligence or strength, but what you hold onto throughout the hardest trials of life. These people have shown me that real heroes are not born, they're forged. A friend told me once that there's no faith but what you make. And I think he's right. What makes a hero is their ability to choose light over darkness. To walk through fire and not be burned. To fall from great heights and not be broken. To be changed and reborn and be better for it again and again. It's who you become when you lose someone close. That's what makes a hero...and that's what makes the Reds and Blues some of the greatest our universe has ever seen. This has been Dylan Andrews, Interstellar Daily.
-->"Epilogue", Season 15

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->[[spoiler:'''Church''': I'd like to say that I found her right away, that I just walked into the Epsilon Unit and there she was, waiting for me. As you can probably guess, it didn't happen that way, but... I know she's in here somewhere, and I'll find her. We always seem to find each other, for better or for worse. I don't know why the Director did what he did. I don't know if he was trying to revive a memory from his past, or if he was just trying to get it out of his head. But I figured out something that the Director didn't. It took Alpha, Delta, and the rest to help piece it together for me, but what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. You can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and you hold still, then maybe... Just maybe... It will come to you. I just need to make sure I'm somewhere she can find me.]]\\
[[spoiler:I think this place is a little different than it was before. See, out there, everything is based on the Alpha, but in here, I guess I'm the Alpha. And maybe this time through, things will be a little different for me as well. I guess I'll find out. And I mean, hell, if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory... you might as well make it a good one.]]

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->[[spoiler:'''Church''': I'd like to say that I found her right away, that I just walked into the Epsilon Unit and there she was, waiting for me. As you can probably guess, it didn't happen that way, but... I know she's in here somewhere, and I'll find her. We always seem to find each other, for better or for worse. I don't know why the Director did what he did. I don't know if he was trying to revive a memory from his past, or if he was just trying to get it out of his head. But I figured out something that the Director didn't. It took Alpha, Delta, and the rest to help piece it together for me, but what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. You can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and you hold still, then maybe... Just maybe... It will come to you. I just need to make sure I'm somewhere she can find me.]]\\
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think this place is a little different than it was before. See, out there, everything is based on the Alpha, but in here, I guess I'm the Alpha. And maybe this time through, things will be a little different for me as well. I guess I'll find out. And I mean, hell, if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory... you might as well make it a good one.]]

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->[[spoiler:'''Kimball''': I never believed this truce would last. I thought that if we managed to survive Charon it would only be a matter of time before we were back at each other's throats. I believe this because in my eyes the Federal Army of Chorus was still the enemy.]]\\
[[spoiler:When you spend everyday fighting a war, you learn to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're sub-human. Because if they weren't, then what would that make you? ...What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable. But General Doyle was able to see past that. In the end, he understood that now isn't the time for pride or anger, now is the time for unity.]]\\
[[spoiler:Everyday I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]\\
[[spoiler:'''Fed Gunner:''' ...well, shit. I'll fight for that.]]

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->[[spoiler:'''Kimball''': I never believed this truce would last. I thought that if we managed to survive Charon it would only be a matter of time before we were back at each other's throats. I believe this because in my eyes the Federal Army of Chorus was still the enemy.]]\\
[[spoiler:When
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When
you spend everyday fighting a war, you learn to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're sub-human. Because if they weren't, then what would that make you? ...What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable. But General Doyle was able to see past that. In the end, he understood that now isn't the time for pride or anger, now is the time for unity.]]\\
[[spoiler:Everyday
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Everyday
I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]\\
[[spoiler:'''Fed
WIN!''\\
'''Fed
Gunner:''' ...well, shit. I'll fight for that.]]
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->'''Church:''' You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all thats happened to me, you know what I've learned? Its not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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->'''Church:''' You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all thats that's happened to me, you know what I've learned? Its not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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->[[spoiler: '''Epsilon:''' Dear Chairman; It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform you that this is a really shitty idea. Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you failed to kill, time and time again, you've also found a way to piss off an entire planet. Now they may not have the best equipment and they might not be the best fighters, but as you're aware, they've been fighting for a very long time. And now that they're not fighting each other, they're more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you. So dear Chairman, to you and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say: ''bring it on, motherfuckers''. We're not going ''anywhere''. From your friends, the incredibly badass and sexually attractive Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer. P.S.: Suck our balls.]]
-->"You Know Who We Are", Season 12



-->"The End", Season 13.

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-->"The End", Season 13.13.

->'''Vic:''' Ladies and gentlemen, Reds and Blues, chicos and chicas, it's been fun, but as an old bald British dude once said: all good things must come to an end. Y'know, I keep thinking back to this whole multiverse thing. It there's ''really'' an infinite number of parallel universes, then that means there's probably an infinite number of stories out there that still need to be told. Maybe some of them are funny. Maybe some of them are sad. Maybe some of them start off ''looking'' funny, but then totally hit you with the bait-and-switch, and get you all sad. I dunno. After all, I'm just one of an infinite number of Vics, which is exactly why I'm here. Why I've been guiding you this entire time. To open a window. To open your ''eyes'' to the truth. As long as there's stories, there needs to be storytellers. And ''that'', is where ''you'' come in. Tell your story, dude or dudettes! It could be one in a billion others, but it'll be yours. Make it about the Reds. Make it about the Blues. Heck, make it about some other group of soldiers that no one ever heard about until ''you'' told them. Show us villains that tell themselves they're heroes. Build entire worlds brick by brick! Teach the galaxy about friendship! But whatever you do, ''don't. Stop.'' Because a universe without stories... well, that's just empty space, amigo.
-->"Red vs. Blue vs. Rooster Teeth", Season 14
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->[[spoiler:''Leonard Church:'']] Dear Chairman,

->I am disappointed by your decision to press charges, but I am not surprised. My only hope is that the courts see the matters differently than you have. You see, I never had the chance to serve in battle, nor did fate provide me the opportunity to sacrifice myself as it did for so many others in the Great War. Someone extremely dear to me was lost very early in my life. My mind has always plagued me with the question; if the choice had been placed in my hands, could I have saved her? The memory of her has haunted me my entire life and more so in these last few years than I could ever have imagined. But given the events of these past few weeks, I feel confident that had I been given the chance, I would have made those sacrifices myself, had I only the chance.

->I know that you disagreed with my methods and that others will as well. This is beyond my control. However, I cannot imagine that any court would be able to convict me, no matter how low their opinion of my actions might be. You must understand one basic fact for all this to make sense, my dear Chairman; these AI, they all come from somewhere; they are all based on a person. Our Alpha was no exception. And while the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors that we inflict on ourselves. So you send your men. They won't find themselves a fight. They'll only find an old man. An old man tired, but satisfied he did his duty. An old man weary with a mind more filled with memory than it is with hope.

->Yours sincerely,

->The Former Director of Project Freelancer, [[spoiler:Dr. Leonard Church]]
-->"Reconstruction: Chapter 19, Season 6
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->'''Epsilon''': [[spoiler:I just want you guys to know... out of everyone I've ever met... I hate you all the least.]]
-->"The End", Season 13
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'''Washington''': When the E.M.P. goes off--\\

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'''Washington''': ->'''Washington''': When the E.M.P. goes off--\\
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'''Washington''': When the E.M.P. goes off--\\
'''Church''': When it goes off, [[spoiler:I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I... am a motherfuckin' ghost.]]
-->"Reconstruction: Chapter 19", Season 6


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->[[spoiler:'''Church''': I'd like to say that I found her right away, that I just walked into the Epsilon Unit and there she was, waiting for me. As you can probably guess, it didn't happen that way, but... I know she's in here somewhere, and I'll find her. We always seem to find each other, for better or for worse. I don't know why the Director did what he did. I don't know if he was trying to revive a memory from his past, or if he was just trying to get it out of his head. But I figured out something that the Director didn't. It took Alpha, Delta, and the rest to help piece it together for me, but what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. You can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and you hold still, then maybe... Just maybe... It will come to you. I just need to make sure I'm somewhere she can find me.]]\\
[[spoiler:I think this place is a little different than it was before. See, out there, everything is based on the Alpha, but in here, I guess I'm the Alpha. And maybe this time through, things will be a little different for me as well. I guess I'll find out. And I mean, hell, if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory... you might as well make it a good one.]]
--> "n+1", Season 8
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->'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:I never believed this truce would last. I thought that if we managed to survive Charon it would only be a matter of time before we were back at each other's throats. I believe this because in my eyes the Federal Army of Chorus was still the enemy.]]\\

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->'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:I ->[[spoiler:'''Kimball''': I never believed this truce would last. I thought that if we managed to survive Charon it would only be a matter of time before we were back at each other's throats. I believe this because in my eyes the Federal Army of Chorus was still the enemy.]]\\



'''Fed Gunner:''' [[spoiler:...well, shit. I'll fight for that.]]

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'''Fed Gunner:''' [[spoiler:...[[spoiler:'''Fed Gunner:''' ...well, shit. I'll fight for that.]]



-> '''Epsilon''': [[spoiler:There’s so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day. And because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero… never gets to see that ending. They’ll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They’ll never know if the day was really saved. In the end… they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?]]

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-> '''Epsilon''': [[spoiler:There’s ->[[spoiler:'''Epsilon''': There’s so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day. And because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero… never gets to see that ending. They’ll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They’ll never know if the day was really saved. In the end… they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?]]

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[[spoiler:Everyday I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]

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[[spoiler:Everyday I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]WIN!'']]\\
'''Fed Gunner:''' [[spoiler:...well, shit. I'll fight for that.]]
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'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:When you spend everyday fighting a war, you learn to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're sub-human. Because if they weren't, then what would that make you? ...What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable. But General Doyle was able to see past that. In the end, he understood that now isn't the time for pride or anger, now is the time for unity.]]\\
'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:Everyday I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]

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'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:When you spend everyday fighting a war, you learn to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're sub-human. Because if they weren't, then what would that make you? ...What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable. But General Doyle was able to see past that. In the end, he understood that now isn't the time for pride or anger, now is the time for unity.]]\\
'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:Everyday I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]
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->'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:I never believed this truce would last. I thought that if we managed to survive Charon it would only be a matter of time before we were back at each other's throats. I believe this because in my eyes the Federal Army of Chorus was still the enemy.]]\\
'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:When you spend everyday fighting a war, you learn to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're sub-human. Because if they weren't, then what would that make you? ...What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable. But General Doyle was able to see past that. In the end, he understood that now isn't the time for pride or anger, now is the time for unity.]]\\
'''Kimball''': [[spoiler:Everyday I ask myself, "what do you fight for", and every day I answer, "for a better tomorrow". Well, if we can’t set aside our past and start trusting one another, there won’t be a tomorrow. So please, fight with me. Fight to see Malcolm Hargrove locked away for the rest of his life! Fight to wipe that stupid grin off of Felix’s face! Fight because you deserve to ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] WIN!'']]
-->"All or Nothing", Season 13

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-->"Episode 1: Why Are We Here?", Season 1

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-->"Episode 57: The Storm", Season 3

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-->"Episode 100: Why Were We Here?", Season 5

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-->"Rally Cap", Season 8

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-->"Rally Cap", Season 88.

-> '''Epsilon''': [[spoiler:There’s so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day. And because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero… never gets to see that ending. They’ll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They’ll never know if the day was really saved. In the end… they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?]]
-->"The End", Season 13.
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->'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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->'''Church:''' You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all thats happened to me, you know what I've learned? Its not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
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-->"Reconstruction: Chapter 4", Season 6

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-->"Reconstruction: Chapter 4", Season 66

->'''Grif''': I'm not going, and you can't make me. You quit, remember? I don't take orders from you any more, and besides, this whole command structure thing was bullshit anyway. We all know that now.\\
'''Sarge''': I'm not tellin' you to go. I'm not even askin'.\\
'''Grif''': You're not?\\
'''Sarge''': Nope. I'm goin'. That's it. You wanna come, come on. But I don't expect you to. Simmons will probably tell you that statistically, some of us will probably die.\\
'''Simmons''': All of us.\\
'''Sarge''': All of us will probably die. But that's not what's important. Let me ask you two a question: [[BrickJoke You ever wonder why we're here]]?\\
''Grif and Simmons pause to look at each other.''\\
'''Grif''': Um... it does seem to be one of life's great mysteries.\\
'''Sarge''': No, I mean ''you''! What are ''you'' doing here? You always act like you wanna quit, but hell, you could've left whenever you wanted! No-one would have stopped ya! So why are you here? And you, Simmons!\\
'''Simmons''': Me?\\
'''Sarge''': You say you wanna be in charge. They would have given you your own squad a dozen times over! You know it, and I know it. But you're still ''here''. And you, Tucker! As much as I hate to admit it, you're actually good at being a soldier.\\
'''Tucker''': I am?\\
'''Sarge''': I know you like to make your rude comments, and pretend like it all doesn't matter. But an entire alien ''race'' chose you to be their hero! So why are ''you'' here? And Caboose... Uh, it's good to see you?\\
'''Caboose''': Thanks. I'm really enjoying the speech so far.\\
'''Sarge''': Maybe you're all here because this is the only place you fit in. Maybe you're here because you don't have anywhere else to go. Maybe you're all here because, deep down, you want to be here. The reason doesn't matter. What matters is that you're here! For all we know, Tex and Church are dead. That means we're the only ones who know what's happened. The only ones who can prevent them from covering it up. So the way I figure it, these Freelancer guys will use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight! Well, guess I'm interested in showing them... exactly what a big fight is all about! Time to clean the slate! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private Grif.\\
'''Grif''': ''(sighs)'' I'll go get my car keys.
-->"Rally Cap", Season 8

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'''Simmons:''' Hey.

'''Grif:''' Yeah.

'''Simmons:''' Do you ever wonder why we're here?

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'''Simmons:''' Hey.

'''Grif:''' Yeah.

'''Simmons:'''
->'''Simmons''': Do you ever wonder why we're here?

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here?
-->"Episode 1: Why Are We Here?", Season 1

->'''Simmons''': Shotgun!\\
'''Grif''': Shotgun- fuck!\\
'''Donut''': Shotgun's lap!\\
'''Simmons''': Fuck!
-->"Episode 57: The Storm", Season 3

->'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
-->"Episode 100: Why Were We Here?", Season 5

->'''Washington:'''
How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?
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'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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'''Grif:''' Shotgun!

'''Simmons:'''Shotgun, fuck!

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\n----\n\n'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or [[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.\n\n----\n\n'''Grif:''' Shotgun!\n\n'''Simmons:'''Shotgun, fuck!\n\n(Reoccurring joke)-->"Reconstruction: Chapter 4", Season 6
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'''Simmons:''' Hey.

'''Grif:''' Yeah.

'''Simmons:''' Do you ever wonder why we're here?

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'''Grif:''' Shotgun!

'''Simmons:'''Shotgun, fuck!

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'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're lazy, [[{{LazyBum}} lazy]], or arrogant [[{{DrillSergeantNasty}} arrogant]] or an idiot [[{{LethallyStupid}} idiot]] or know-it-all.[[{{Nerd}} know-it-all]]. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
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'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a pervert, [[{{AnythingThatMoves}} pervert]], or snob, [[{{AmbiguouslyGay}} snob]], or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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Washington: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Church: We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!

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Washington: '''Washington:''' How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Church: '''Church:''' We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!up!

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'''Church:''' You should hate someone because they're an [[{{Jerkass}} asshole]], or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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Washington: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Church: We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fucking it up!

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