History Quotes / RealityISUnrealistic

16th Feb '15 9:29:41 PM ThePocket
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I put it at the top because of the Zeroth Law
-> ''"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as improbable fiction."'' --> -- '''''Theatre/TwelfthNight'', Act III, Scene 4'''

->'''Tis strange -- but true; for truth is always strange;'' ->''Stranger than fiction; if it could be told,''
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->'''Tis strange -- but true; for truth is always strange;'' ->''Stranger strange;''\\ ''Stranger than fiction; if it could be told,''

2nd Feb '15 8:12:16 AM MarsJenkar
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Let's see if that corrects the layout....
->'''House:''' I was not wrong. Everything I said was true. It fit. It was elegant. ->'''Dr. Wilson:''' So reality was wrong? ->'''House''': Reality is almost always wrong.
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->'''House:''' I was not wrong. Everything I said was true. It fit. It was elegant. ->'''Dr. elegant.\\ '''Dr. Wilson:''' So reality was wrong? ->'''House''': wrong?\\ '''House''': Reality is almost always wrong.

->''(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)'' ->'''Martin:''' Uh, sir... why don't you use ''real'' cows? ->'''Prop Guy:''' Cows don't look like cows on film. We gotta use horses. ->'''Ralph:''' What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse? ->'''Prop Guy:''' Eh, usually we just tape a buncha cats t'gether.
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->''(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)'' ->'''Martin:''' udder)''\\ '''Martin:''' Uh, sir... why don't you use ''real'' cows? ->'''Prop cows?\\ '''Prop Guy:''' Cows don't look like cows on film. We gotta use horses. ->'''Ralph:''' horses.\\ '''Ralph:''' What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse? ->'''Prop horse?\\ '''Prop Guy:''' Eh, usually we just tape a buncha cats t'gether.
2nd Jun '14 8:58:58 AM DuckDuckNoose
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->(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)\\ '''Martin:''' Uh, sir... why don't you use ''real'' cows?\\ '''Prop Guy:''' Cows don't look like cows on film. We gotta use horses.\\ '''Ralph:''' What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?\\ '''Prop Guy:''' Eh, usually we just tape a buncha cats t'gether.
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->(The ->''(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)\\ '''Martin:''' udder)'' ->'''Martin:''' Uh, sir... why don't you use ''real'' cows?\\ '''Prop cows? ->'''Prop Guy:''' Cows don't look like cows on film. We gotta use horses.\\ '''Ralph:''' horses. ->'''Ralph:''' What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?\\ '''Prop horse? ->'''Prop Guy:''' Eh, usually we just tape a buncha cats t'gether.
2nd Jun '14 8:57:49 AM DuckDuckNoose
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'''Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?\\
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'''Ralph: '''Ralph:''' What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?\\
2nd Jun '14 8:57:29 AM DuckDuckNoose
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->(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)''\\
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->(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)''\\udder)\\
2nd Jun '14 8:56:57 AM DuckDuckNoose
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Added DiffLines:
->(The kids watch the film's prop department paint black patches on a brown horse with fake horns and udder)''\\ '''Martin:''' Uh, sir... why don't you use ''real'' cows?\\ '''Prop Guy:''' Cows don't look like cows on film. We gotta use horses.\\ '''Ralph: What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?\\ '''Prop Guy:''' Eh, usually we just tape a buncha cats t'gether. -->-- "Radioactive Man", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
8th Mar '14 4:40:31 PM StarSword
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->"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
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->"The ->''"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.""''

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-> ''"Really, if I was writing a piece of fiction this plot line would be rejected as implausible."'' --> -- '''Broomstick''' [[http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=159675&start=100#p3826158 commenting on her legal issues]], Website/StarDestroyerDotNet
8th Feb '14 4:39:12 PM Darkstarr
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->''"Reality is often stranger than fiction, because fiction has to be believable."'' -->--Mark Twain
6th Nov '13 12:09:31 PM JakesBrain
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-> ''"The Guide is definitive. Reality is often unrealistic."''
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-> ''"The Guide is definitive. Reality is often unrealistic.inaccurate."''
28th Sep '13 11:05:34 PM lentilsoup
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-> ''"The guide is definitive. Reality is often unrealistic."''
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-> ''"The guide Guide is definitive. Reality is often unrealistic."''
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