History Quotes / PulpFiction

->'''Mia:''' ...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...

->'''Jules:''' ''(after shooting Roger, the man on the couch)'' [[FauxAffablyEvil Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about "best intentions".]] What's the matter? ...oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort! What does Marsellus Wallace look like?\\
'''Brett:''' ...what?\\

->'''Jules:''' ''(after shooting Roger, the man on the couch)'' I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about "best intentions". What's the matter? ...oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort! What does Marsellus Wallace look like?\\

'''Jules:''' [[DeadpanSnarker "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?]]\\
'''Brett:''' ...what?\\
'''Jules:''' '''[[MemeticMutation ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!]]'''\\

'''Jules:''' ''(draws gun)'' [[MemeticMutation SAY "WHAT" AGAIN!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SAY! "WHAT"! AGAIN!]] [[MemeticMutation I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!]] SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!\\

'''Jules:''' ''([[{{Kneecapping}} fires at Brett's shoulder]], who groans in pain)'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!]]'''''\\

'''Jules:''' Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? [[AsTheGoodBookSays "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.]] ''[[AsTheGoodBookSays And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers!]] [[PreMortemOneLiner And you will know My name is]] '''[[PreMortemOneLiner The Lord]]'''[[PreMortemOneLiner ... when I lay My vengeance upon thee!"]]''\\

'''Jules:''' [[BadassBoast Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin‘ ''motherfucker'', motherfucker!]] Every time my fingers touch brain I’m ''SUPERFLY T.N.T,'' I’m the ''GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.'' In fact, what the fuck am I doin‘ in the back? You’re the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We’re fucking switchin‘. I’m washin‘ windows and you’re pickin‘ up this nigga’s skull.

'''Jules:''' There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "[[MeaningfulEcho The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.]]" Now, I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, [[PreMortemOneLiner that meant your ass]]. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. [[HeelRealization But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice.]] See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is ''you're'' the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying '''real hard''' to [[TheAtoner be the Shepherd]].\\

->'''Jules:''' If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

'''Jules:''' ''([[{{Kneecapping}} fires at Brett's shoulder]], who growls in pain)'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!]]'''''\\
'''Brett:''' ''(at obvious pain)'' [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]\\

''(the sounds of an agonizing Zed can be heard constantly)''\\

'''Marsellus:''' What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm-a call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas [[ColdBloodedTorture who'll go to work on the homes here]] with [[IdentificationByDentalRecords a pair of pliers]] and [[FingerprintingAir a blow torch]]... ''(to Zed)'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?!]]''' [[ItHasOnlyJustBegun I ain't through with you by a damn sight]], ''[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'm-a get medieval on your ass]]!''\\

'''Vincent:''' Well, you gotta have an opinion. I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the-- ''([[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety gun goes off]], [[BoomHeadshot hitting Marvin's head]] [[LudicrousGibs and splattering his brains all over the car]])'' WOAH! AW MAN!\\

'''Vincent:''' Well, I didn't mean to do it; it was an accident!

->'''Marsellus:''' ...well, say she comes home. Whayddya think she'll do. ''(beat, Marsellus is listening to Jules)'' Oh, no fuckin' shit she'll freak. That ain't no kinda answer. I mean, you know I don't how much, a lot or a little.\\
'''Jules:''' You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. I mean, [[WhatIf she comes home from a hard day's work, finds a buncha gangstas in a kitchen doing a bunch of gangsta shit, ain't to tellin' what she's liable to do]].\\

'''Jules:''' [[MemeticMutation Shit, negro! That's all you had to say!]] ''(he hangs the phone)''

->'''Jules:''' Oh, man! ''(Vincent is scrubbing the windows and cleaning the front while Jules is trying to clean the back of the car)'' I will never forgive your ass for this shit! This is some fucked up repugnant shit!\\

'''Jules:''' [[BadassBoast Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin‘ ''motherfucker'', motherfucker!]] Every time my fingers touch brain I’m ''SUPERFLY T.N.T,'' I’m the ''GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.'' In fact, what the fuck am I doin‘ in the back? You’re the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We’re fucking switchin‘. I’m washin‘ windows and you’re pickin‘ up this nigger’s skull.

'''Ringo:''' Not regularly, no.\\

''("Ringo" stops to think about it for a moment, and looks down, reflecting on what Jules just told him. Jules locks his gun and looks at him)''\\

''(the MexicanStandoff ends, "Ringo" leaves the table with Yolanda, and both head to the exit, leaving the diner)''\\

''(the two hitmen walk to the diner's entrance with a casual swagger, mindfully shove their guns into their pants waists, and exit with a bell ringing as they go out the door. End credits.)''

'''Jules:''' There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now, I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, [[PreMortemOneLiner that meant your ass]]. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. [[HeelRealization But I saw some shit this morning made me think twice.]] See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the Shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is ''you're'' the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying '''real hard''' to [[TheAtoner be the Shepherd]].\\