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->'''Stan:''' Mysterious activity? In the Mystery Shack? You gotta be joking!\\
'''Powers:''' I assure you I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor.\\
'''Stan:''' (Laughs nervously)\\
'''Powers:''' [[NotHyperbole I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E1Scaryoke Scary-oke]]"
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-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs "What is ligma"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/c/SmashJet Jehtt]]'''

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-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs "What is ligma"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/c/SmashJet Jehtt]]''''''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}'''
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->'''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Shadow:]]''' …That was a joke. You guys can laugh.\\
'''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Omega:]]''' '''D[-O NOT UNDERSTAND-]. E[-XPLAIN THE JOKE-].'''\\
'''Shadow:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Eh, if you explain it's not really funny…]]\\
'''Omega:''' '''E[-XPLAIN-]. T[-HE JOKE-].'''\\
'''Shadow:''' Oh, fine, okay. Well, uh, "ligma" isn't a thing. So naturally, you ask, [[WhatsAHenway "what is ligma?"]] And I say, "ligma balls", which sounds like, "lick my balls", which is funny because you wouldn't do that. Probably.\\
'''Omega:''' '''I [-LACK ORGANS FOR LICKING-].'''\\
'''Shadow:''' No, not you wouldn't because you ''can't'', you wouldn't because… it's gay? I think? ''(to himself)'' [[RefugeInAudacity Am I being homophobic?]]\\
'''Omega:''' '''C[-OMPREHENSION ERROR-]. T[-O INSTALL HUMOR DRIVER-], [-INSERT THE CORRECT -]CD[-S-].'''\\
'''Shadow:''' What [=CDs=]--\\
'''Omega:''' '''''[[SubvertedTrope SEE DEEZ NUUUUTS!]]'''''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs "What is ligma"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/c/SmashJet Jehtt]]'''
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->Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.

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->Now, ->''Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.''



->"Tell me, what's the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?"
->"I don't know," Quentin said. "He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?"
->"He sets up a back door."
->It was good to know that even having attained enlightenment, Penny was still impervious to humour.

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->"Tell me, what's the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?"
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don't know," Quentin said. "He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?"
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->''"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."''

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->''"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.cosy."''
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->"Tell me, what's the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?"
->"I don't know," Quentin said. "He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?"
->"He sets up a back door."
->It was good to know that even having attained enlightenment, Penny was still impervious to humour.
-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''
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->Kanye West has repeatedly told us that he’s the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesn’t understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, [[Creator/KimKardashian considering he’s married to a clown]]... Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Creator/JayPharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isn’t funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasn’t even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and he’d be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so don’t call back.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/02/kanye-west-doesnt-understand-how-comedy-works/#more-147829 Michael K.]]''', "Music/KanyeWest Doesn't Understand How Comedy Works"

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