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->''... Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that gasoline has a limited shelf life when we can ride in style on [[BigBadassRig 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes]].''

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->''... Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that [[GasolineLastsForever gasoline has a limited shelf life life]] when we can ride in style on [[BigBadassRig 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes]].''
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->''... Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that gasoline has a limited shelf life when we can ride in style on 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes.''

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->''... Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that gasoline has a limited shelf life when we can ride in style on [[BigBadassRig 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes.spikes]].''
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->''Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that gasoline has a limited shelf life when we can ride in style on 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes.''

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->''Now ->''... Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that gasoline has a limited shelf life when we can ride in style on 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes.''
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-->--'''[[http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/09/25/as_an_expert_in_post_apocalyptic_political_economy Daniel Drezner]]''', author of ''Theories of International Relations [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies and Zombies]]''

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-->--'''[[http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/09/25/as_an_expert_in_post_apocalyptic_political_economy Daniel Drezner]]''', author of ''Theories of International Relations [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies and Zombies]]''Zombies]]''

->''Now we need a way for them to get around. [[SarcasmMode They obviously can't use bicycles with their easy maintenance and lack of a need for fuel]]. Instead, they should drive around on gas guzzling motor vehicles. It doesn't matter that gasoline has a limited shelf life when we can ride in style on 18 wheelers decorated in metal spikes.''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdJdgbrVzgA POST APOCALYPTIC]]'''
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->''Everyone in [[LiveActionTV/{{Revolution}} this show]] is either walking or riding a horse to get around. Now let's assume that everyone in the world developed historical amnesia about steam power. It's stupid, but OK. Where are the f**king bicycles?! Are those not working as well?''

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->''Everyone in [[LiveActionTV/{{Revolution}} [[Series/{{Revolution}} this show]] is either walking or riding a horse to get around. Now let's assume that everyone in the world developed historical amnesia about steam power. It's stupid, but OK. Where are the f**king bicycles?! Are those not working as well?''
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->''Everyone in [[LiveActionTV/{{Revolution}} this show]] is either walking or riding a horse to get around. Now let's assume that everyone in the world developed historical amnesia about steam power. It's stupid, but OK. Where are the f**king bicycles?! Are those not working as well?''

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->''Everyone in [[LiveActionTV/{{Revolution}} this show]] is either walking or riding a horse to get around. Now let's assume that everyone in the world developed historical amnesia about steam power. power. It's stupid, but OK. OK. Where are the f**king bicycles?! bicycles?! Are those not working as well?''
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->''Everyone in [[LiveActionTV/{{Revolution}} this show]] is either walking or riding a horse to get around. Now let's assume that everyone in the world developed historical amnesia about steam power. It's stupid, but OK. Where are the f**king bicycles?! Are those not working as well?''
-->--'''[[http://drezner.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/09/25/as_an_expert_in_post_apocalyptic_political_economy Daniel Drezner]]''', author of ''Theories of International Relations [[EverythingsDeaderWithZombies and Zombies]]''

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