History Quotes / NiceJobBreakingIthero

->'''Sheila Broflovski:''' But I just wanted to make the world safer for children!\\
'''Satan:''' Yes, and in doing so you brought enough intolerance in the world to let me rise.

'''Sora''': {{What an idiot}}.

'''Terra-Xehanort:''' DARKNESS. (Well, now that this plan failed, i guess I have no other choice than but to create an organization which consists of 13 versions of me. It is going to be confusing, it is going to piss a lot of people off and it will include time travel.MUAHAHAHAHA)

->'''Cell''': Alright kiddo, tell me: what do you know about TimeTravel?

->'''Cell''': Unfortunately, I couldn't fit in your Time Machine, so I had to revert to my larval stage, made the trip to a year before ''you'' showed up, burrowed underground for four years, and hm, well... the rest is history.

->'''Cell''': Because of ''you!'' But please don't beat yourself up. You're just a child, playing hero... complete with spandex.

-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

-->--''[[GeneralRipper Erich Ludendorff]]'' to Paul von Hindenburg, upon the latter's appointment of Adolf Hitler to the Chancellery.

->Excellent work Homura Akemi. You've officially made Madoka the strongest witch ever.

->What did ''I'' do? Oh, [[Comicbook/TheFlash Barry]]. My idol. My inspiration. That's the beauty of all this madness. I didn't do ''anything''. Not a thing. You see, it turns out... ''You're'' the villain today.

->I thought I was doing the right thing. I was "Supergirl", right? I always do the right thing. The man I took back, his name was Reactron. [[ComicBook/NewKrypton He was the end of my people]]. Because of me, they're gone. [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Kal]] said even super-people make mistakes.

->You left me right at the heart of the [[LondonGangster Cooper]] family, free to do as I wished. Free in [[WretchedHive dear old London]], where they mix despair with the bricks and mortar. Free to make this underworld of theirs tear itself apart. [[TheAntiChrist Free to cry havoc]].\\
[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thank you]].
-->--'''[[EnfantTerrible Little]] [[HumanoidAbomination Ronnie Cooper]]''' to John Constantine, ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: Son Of Man''

Blink and a team of alternate reality castaway mutants have been forced into a mission. They hop from reality to reality, righting wrongs, and setting each timeline back on its true path. In this reality, where superbeings have been either eradicated or confined, this group of Exiles were told by their mysterious Tallus to "find the one who would lead you... your greatest teacher." It seemed a no-brainer to the heroes here assembled: [[TheLeader Blink]]. [[TheChick Nocturne]]. [[TheBigGuy Thunderbird]]. [[TheSmartGuy Magnus]]. [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]]. But after finding the devastation that had been wrought, Morph was the first one to say it out loud... "I guess [[ProphecyTwist we weren't supposed to free]] [[EvilAllAlong Professor Xavier]] [[ProphecyTwist after all, huh?]]"\\

->Tell your people as of today that this workload has been doubled, thanks to your god. Or is it thanks to ''you?''

->For the record, this is what making things worse looks like.

->You should have gone for the head.

->[[UsefulNotes/SovietInvasionOfAfghanistan These things happened]]. They were glorious and they changed the world... [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror and then we fucked up the endgame]].

->Wonderful. You have all done far greater damage than I ever could have. Bravo, bravo. This is a moment I will treasure.

->It's the Hubble! You killed the Hubble!

-->--''Broken Hero,'' by Jonathan Wood

->We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler:We had Fring]]. we had a lab. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no. You just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now.

->Ah, Romana! Hello, how are you? I see the Count broke you in as a lab assistant. What are you making for him - a model railway? Gallifreyan egg-timer? I do hope you're not making a time machine, I shall be very angry.

->I crossed a line with you, a line I vowed never to cross. [[RevengeBeforeReason I hunted you down and killed you]], unleashing this [[PuppeteerParasite Ward reboot]] nightmare [[SatanicArchetype hell beast]] on the planet.

->You nearly '''damned us all to Hell''', Nash Wells!

->You say to yourself [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone "Dear God, What Have I Done?"]]\\

[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt May never come!]]

->Congratulations on the mess you made of things.

->When an evil spirit comes out of a man, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it. Then it says, "I will return to the house I left." When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order. Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there. And the final condition of that man is worse than the first. That is how it will be with this wicked generation.

->Geh heh heh! Excellent work! As I thought, you held the keys to the Door of Time! You have led me to the gates of the Sacred Realm... Yes, I owe it all to you, kid!

->(''[[SarcasticClapping slow clap]]'') [[EvilGloating Very impressive, Alex. You just killed the only remaining means of becoming a Dragonmaster.]] [[EvilLaugh Hahahahaha]]... you're making this way too easy!

->[[AC:[[OhCrap Good news]]. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a [[MoralityChip Morality Core]] they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin]]. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters...]]

->[[AC:That thing you just incinerated wasn't important to me. It was a Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit. It made shoes for orphans. [[TropeNamer Nice job breaking it, "hero."]]]]

->But, since we're not busy other than [[BottomlessPits that]], here's a couple of facts: He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived - and ''you'' just put him in charge of the entire facility.

->'''Maybe it's time to let go. [[UnfinishedBusiness Past mistakes. Past obligations. Past fears]]. [[EpiphanicPrison They are a prison]]. [[SealedEvilInACan They handcuffed me to Tokyo]]. Now... now I'm free. There is a whole world out there of joys and dandies and how-do-you-do's. I'm free to get out there now. Thanks to you.'''
->'''[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thanks for everything]].'''
->'''[[KarmaHoudini See you, Chuck...]]'''

->''[[WhatTheHellHero What have you done?!]]'' Once again the [[SealedEvilInACan Shadow Demons]] are wreaking havoc across the land, and it's all thanks to you! The single most destructive and wretched creatures in the history of the world, and you've given them an early parole! They will be heading for the ruins of [[BigGood King Peregrine]]'s castle; Gallowmere is doomed!

->''[=[Player Name]=] was not an Impostor.''
-->--'''VideoGame/AmongUs,''' message given when a crewmate is ejected

->''Why aren't you thoughtful, to let little old me out again to play on the island and take it... APART! Brick by Brick! You just made the biggest mistake of your virtual life pal! And I can't thank you enough, so I won't! (Gets into helicopter) The Brickster is going to de-brick sir! (Flies away, and takes the power brick on top of the information centre)''
-->--'''The Brickster, after you let him out of Jail.''', ''VideoGame/LegoIsland''

-> LET ME SAY [Thanks]\\

''[readies ArmCannon] WITH YOUR [Rapidly-shrinking] LIFE!!''

-->--- ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts 2}}''

->Oops...

->I wish I could explain this sequence better, but the film isn't giving me much to work with. Either Data just emptied the lake, or he just flooded the crap out of it. Either way, I'm sure the Idyllic Villagers are just wishing he'd get the hell off their planet already. First, the guy spies on them, then he goes berserk and takes hostages, and then he starts messing with the water supply. I'm sure they can't wait to see which chapter of ''How to Win Friends and Influence People'' he'll act out next.

->Jesus Christ I launched a missile! ...I'm not helping ''anything'' today. Well, guess I just started World War III. This has been a busy day, but in the end there's only one thing that matters: ''[[ItsAllAboutMe I]]'' [[ItsAllAboutMe did not leave any fingerprints.]] ''[[ItsAllAboutMe I]]'' [[ItsAllAboutMe was wearing my suit.]]

->How about your hubris leading to the untimely death of your best friend that will plague your smarmy ass with regret?

-> Billie said uncomfortably, "So the common denominator for all six of these [ecological disasters] isn’t Darrow, it’s… Fey?"
-> Nikki threw her hands into the air and sobbed, "Oh Goddess! I’m the worst supervillain in the last two years!"
-> Hank muttered, "Man. What do you say to that?"
-> "We're number one?" tried Toni.

->Well, I hope you're satisfied. You two have, in a matter of minutes, messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.

->Powerpuff Girls, ''you did this.''

->You sure you lot are the ''good'' guys?

->One more such [[PyrrhicVictory victory]] and we are undone.

->I solemnly prophesy that [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler this accursed man]] will [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust cast our Reich into the abyss]] and [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII bring our nation to inconceivable misery]]. Future generations will damn you in your grave for [[WhatWereYouThinking what you have done]].

->You left me right at the heart of the [[LondonGangster Cooper]] family, free to do as I wished. Free in [[WretchedHive dear old London]], where they mix despair with the bricks and mortar. Free to make this underworld of theirs tear itself apart. [[TheAntiChrist Free to cry havoc]].
->[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thank you]].

->"The final head count is still underway, but it's estimated at a quarter of a million people."
->And it's all their fault.
->Blink and a team of alternate reality castaway mutants have been forced into a mission. They hop from reality to reality, righting wrongs, and setting each timeline back on its true path. In this reality, where superbeings have been either eradicated or confined, this group of Exiles were told by their mysterious Tallus to "find the one who would lead you... your greatest teacher." It seemed a no-brainer to the heroes here assembled: [[TheLeader Blink]]. [[TheChick Nocturne]]. [[TheBigGuy Thunderbird]]. [[TheSmartGuy Magnus]]. [[PluckyComicRelief Morph]]. But after finding the devastation that had been wrought, Morph was the first one to say it out loud... "I guess [[ProphecyTwist we weren't supposed to free]] [[EvilAllAlong Professor Xavier]] [[ProphecyTwist after all, huh?]]"
->This is their first mission, and they have only caused the worst disaster in this world's history.
-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #2: Sins Of The Father''

-> I’m not sure how the Animorphs rationalized the fact that they’d done everything from destroy a haunted house at the Gardens to mop the carpet while in morph at a Colorado office building without it ever making the news that there was half a zoo running around on the loose. The truth was, of course, that they had left trails of dozens or even hundreds of human-controllers in their wake everywhere they went. All it took was a disaster report and the yeerks were there to [[HeKnowsTooMuch collect the witnesses]].\\
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It had always angered me, that the andalites apparently couldn’t be bothered to kill the human witnesses quickly and [[FateWorseThanDeath spare them all that pain]]. If only I had known.\\
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->Milo James Thatch: Oh, my decision? Well, I-I think we've seen how effective my decisions have been. Let's re-cap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archaeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or murder of the royal family, not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary nutcase who's probably gonna sell it to the Kaiser! Have I left anything out?!\\
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Well, you did set the camp on fire and drop us down that big hole.\\
Milo James Thatch: Thank you! Thank you very much.

'''Razputin:''' No, it interrupted my work with ford, provoked Maligula, and almost drowned everybody.\\

-->-- [[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts- Birth by Sleep in a Nutshell]]

->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' "Episode 60 part 3"

-->-- '''Tom's narration''', ''[[Literature/{{Animorphs}}]]'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} Ghost in the Shell]]''

->'''Sonic''': Knuckles, did you let Eggman [[GullibleLemmings trick you]] ''again?''\\
'''Knuckles''': [[ImplausibleDeniability Like, you weren't?]]\\

->We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler:We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

->''You know, people are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to shit!''

->Congratulations Homura. You've officially made Madoka the strongest witch ever.

->''Why aren't you thoughtful, to let little old me out again to play on the island and take it... APART! Brick by Brick! You just made the biggest mistake of your virtual life pal! And I can't thank you enough, so I won't! (Gets into helicopter) The Brickster is going to de-brick sir! (Flies away, and takes the power brick on top of the information centre)