History Quotes / NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals

-->--'''Beef Tobin''' after trying and failing to use live crabs for a photoshoot, ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'' [[Recap/TheGreatNorthS3E11ArrangerousMindsAdventure Arranger-ous Minds Adventure]].

-->--'''Beef Tobin''' after trying to use live crabs for a photoshoot, Season 3 ''[[Recap/TheGreatNorthS3E11ArrangerousMindsAdventure Arranger-ous Minds Adventure]]''

!!Children!

->''Every line that comes out of Brian Boswell's mouth sounds as though it has been memorised five minutes ago and he is desperate to try and remember it. He does this little smile when he gets them right. He was hardly the greatest asset to [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]].''
-->--'''[[https://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2020/09/tng-fistful-of-datas.html?m=1 Joe Ford]]''' on Alexander, "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E8AFistfulOfDatas A Fistful of Datas]]"

->''"[[Creator/EdwardFurlong Eddie Furlong]] was a 15-year-old kid who couldn't act. You had to 'slap him awake' every morning. I don't want to get into knocking people, but I was not a big Eddie Furlong fan.”''
-->--'''John Flynn''' on directing ''{{Film/Brainscan}}''

->''I don't know about this whole baby thing. It certainly adds a level of complication to the filming! I think it added an interesting storyline, but it's also been complicated. How do you involve Scully in the cases they're investigating to a degree without the audience thinking, "Well, where's the baby and [[ChildrenAreAWaste why isn't she home with him?]]" And if she is with the baby the fans are going, "[[{{Chickification}} We want her out in the field.]] We don’t want her home with the baby"''.
-->--'''Creator/GillianAnderson''' [[http://www.eatthecorn.com/itw/2002/09/01/the-x-files-magazine-agent-anderson/ on]] ''Series/TheXFiles'' Season 9

->''Creator/DustinDiamond's performance in this episode is just dire, and truly some of the worst acting ever to be broadcast on a television. It's clear the producers wanted a quirky kid who could pull funny faces, and weren't bothered that he spends every scene waiting for his cue and switching 'off' the instant he's said his lines. Look at you, the thirty-something adult, shitting all over a twelve year old. [[CausticCritic It's true, I am a big man.]]''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The Series/SavedByTheBell Retrospective''

!!Animals!

->''Poor Kim Manners. An excellent director left with the unfortunate job of having to make [[TerrifyingPetStoreRat fluffy cats look scary]]... Worse, Mulder turns his flashlight on the pussy army from hell and they all look as if they would rather be somewhere else. I swear I could see one licking its arse. ''Ooh scary.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/the-x-files-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "[[Recap/TheXFilesS03E18TesoDosBichos Teso Dos Bichos]]"

->''AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! The dog got a better review than Creator/JamesFranco. I almost want to fly to NYC just to see this, because I'm sure I would get high off of [[HighPressureEmotion the smoke coming out of James' ears]] when during curtain call, the crowd stands up and throws bouquets of milk bones at the dog. Here's Creator/JamesFranco, Creator/ChrisODowd and Blair Waldorf at the ''Literature/OfMiceAndMen'' after-party and they really kept themselves together as the photographers screamed, "But where's [[PreciousPuppies THE DOG?!]]"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/04/17/james-franco-is-really-good-at-taking-criticism/ Michael K.]]''', "James Franco Is Really Good At Taking Criticism"

->''"Huh--what? Oh, you got that shipment of black toxic hair dye? Yeah, just slop that shit ''all over the tiger.'' It's not like cats lick themselves."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Film/TheBeastmaster''

->''He didn't want to harm Nicholas Wilson, who was playing [[Literature/TheHoundOfTheBaskervilles Sir Henry Baskerville.]] In fact, the bloody dog had ''fallen in love'' with Nicholas. Someone had the notion of hiding sausages under the lapels of Nic's dinner jacket, but it was of no use: The dog actually appeared to be ''blowing kisses'' at Nic. And then, a member of the camera crew suggested that, 'why didn't we [[GrievousHarmWithABody throw Nic at the dog]], and then run the film backwards?' Nic Wilson was not amused, but I was. I laughed so much, I hoped that the joke was [[DieLaughing what I'd been waiting for all these years before I died]].''
-->--'''Creator/TomBaker''' on ''The Hound of the Baskervilles'' (1982)

->"[[Creator/EdwardFurlong Eddie Furlong]] was a 15-year-old kid who couldn't act. You had to 'slap him awake' every morning. I don't want to get into knocking people, but I was not a big Eddie Furlong fan.”

->"Huh--what? Oh, you got that shipment of black toxic hair dye? Yeah, just slop that shit ''all over the tiger.'' It's not like cats lick themselves."

->"Quack, damn you."

->''Every line that comes out of Brian Boswell's mouth sounds as though it has been memorised five minutes ago and he is desperate to try and remember it. [[{{Corpsing}} He does this little smile]] when he gets them right. He was hardly the greatest asset to [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]].''

->''Every line that comes out of Brian Boswell’s mouth sounds as though it has been memorised five minutes ago and he is desperate to try and remember it. [[{{Corpsing}} He does this little smile]] when he gets them right. He was hardly the greatest asset to [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]].''

->"I don’t know about this whole baby thing. It certainly adds a level of complication to the filming! I think it added an interesting storyline, but it’s also been complicated. How do you involve Scully in the cases they’re investigating to a degree without the audience thinking, “Well, where’s the baby and [[ChildrenAreAWaste why isn’t she home with him?]]” And if she is with the baby the fans are going, “[[{{Chickification}} We want her out in the field.]] We don’t want her home with the baby.”"