History Quotes / MeanBoss

->'''Mr. Huph:''' ''[irate]'' [[IncomingHam PAAAAAARRR!]] You ''authorized'' payment on the Walker policy?!\\
'''Bob Parr:''' Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers--\\
'''Mr. Huph:''' I don't want to know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Skylanders}}'' ''[[VideoGame/SkylandersGiants Giants]]''

->''[[{{Catchphrase}} Clean up this mess, or you're fired!]]''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Giants]]''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

-->'''Kirsten Geary,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Giants]]''

-->-- ''Series/TheProfessionals'', "The Female Factor"

-->-- "Look At All Those Idiots", '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Montgomery Burns]]'''

->I just forgot what's it like to be one of the little people. It's liberating because I have no empathy for your suffering.

->Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?!

->''(on intercom)'' That's an unauthorized break period, my friend. You don't work here anymore.

->Hah! I like your style! You make up your own rules, just like me. Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway! [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Ramps are expensive!]]

->Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

->You didn't "let me down" Fink, or even Lou. We don't live or die by what you scribble. You let Ben Geisler down. He liked you, trusted you... [[IWillPunishYourFriendForYourFailure and that's why he's gone, he's fired.]] That man had a heart as big as the all outdoors and you fucked him. He tried to convince me to fire you too, [[CruelMercy but that would be too easy.]] No, you're under contract and you're gonna stay that way. Anything you write will be the property of Capitol Pictures. And Capitol Pictures will not produce anything you write. Not until you grow up a little.

->See that fax? Yeah? ''(hurls fax across the room)'' THAT is your career, and I think it might be fucked. But let's just check. ''(kicks the fax)'' Yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucked. Now, I hope you can play the spoons. Because, I mean, you're too old to go back to being a gentleman's fluffer, aren't you?

->From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger. You can forget about your friends, and your family, because [[ThirdPersonPerson Kurt]] is now both your mother ''and'' your father.

-> Well, Mettaton didn't tell me I HAD to work, I guess... But that's the thing! Sometimes he doesn't even call me until halfway into my shift! If I don't play it safe, he's going to yell at me.
->Okay, maybe "yell" is the wrong term. It's more like he has this... CD album he plays... That's entirely full of songs about how bad I am at my job.

->Listen to me, li- ''listen.'' Oh ''stop crying,'' you are forty years old! It takes hours to die from a gutshot like that. Literally hours. [[LackOfEmpathy It's a total drag]]. So I'll call you later, okay? Ciao-ciao. ''[hangs up]'' Ugh, new recruits. No stomach for fieldwork.

->[[{{Catchphrase}} Clean up this mess, or you're fired!]]

->''Mr. Hades is a mean old boss''\\
''With a silver whistle and a golden scale''\\
''An eye for an eye!''\\
''And he weighs the cost''\\
''A lie for a lie!''\\
''And your soul for sale''\\
''Sold!''\\
''To the king on the chromium throne''\\
''Thrown!''\\
''To the bottom of a Sing Sing cell''\\
''Where the little wheel squeals and the big wheel groans''\\
''And you better forget about your wishing well''

->Ah, so we have issues with the boss, eh? Well, who doesn't? Bosses make terrific tormentors. Tote that barge, lift that bail, rewrite that script, sort that mail. All it takes is one too many orders to make the cuckoo call.

-->--'''Weiner House Manager''', ''[[VideoGame/TheBrainsAndTheBrawn The Gambler]]''

->Clean up this mess, or you're fired!

'''Bob Parr:''' Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers-\\

-->--''Weiner House Manager'', ''[[VideoGame/TheBrainsAndTheBrawn The Gambler]]''

-->--'''Ian''', ''Film/ZombieStrippers''

-->--''Film/TheLighthouse''

-->-- '''Joker,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheBatman''