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->''"At least one of our xenogeologists [[RageQuit quit in a rage]] when research started on this region. Instead of having conventional polar ice caps, and in violation of all physical laws we know of, [[ArtisticLicenseGeology the continental plates of Hoxxes rest on top of a planetwide permafrost layer several miles deep]]. As always, DRG recommends a "don't ask" approach when dealing with the peculiarities of Hoxxes' makeup."''
-->-- '''Glacial Strata description''', ''VideoGame/DeepRockGalactic''
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->'''Hack:''' So? How were the comics?\\
'''Britz:''' They were somewhat confusing.\\
'''Hack:''' They were? Always seemed pretty clear to me!\\
'''Britz:''' You recall when the Doctor invented that tiny radio, right?\\
'''Hack:''' Yeah! Wish I had one just like it!\\
'''Britz:''' But no one could ever make anything like that, right? It's impossible.\\
'''Hack:''' Well, yeah, but this is just a comic. It's not a true story.\\
'''Britz:''' Even if you could build a radio that small, wouldn't the army come in and force the Doctor to work for them?\\
'''Hack:''' Maybe, but there aren't any soldiers or anything in the comic…\\
'''Britz:''' None? Then how do they defend their countries from attack?\\
'''Hack:''' You're even more serious about stuff than I thought.\\
'''Britz:''' Am I?
-->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel2''
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-->-- '''Doc Brown''' in a ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' parody of ''Film/BackToTheFuture'', in response to Marty pointing out a PlotHole.

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-->-- '''Doc Brown''' in a ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' parody of ''Film/BackToTheFuture'', ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'', in response to Marty pointing out a PlotHole.



-->-- '''Creator/ThomasFWilson''', [[http://youtu.be/iwY5o2fsG7Y "Biff's Question Song"]], about questions people ask him most frequently about ''Film/BackToTheFuture''.

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-->-- '''Creator/ThomasFWilson''', [[http://youtu.be/iwY5o2fsG7Y "Biff's Question Song"]], about questions people ask him most frequently about ''Film/BackToTheFuture''.
''Franchise/BackToTheFuture''.
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->'''''Q.''' I noticed a mistake or inconsistency in one of your cartoons!! AHHH!''\\
'''A.''' It was either done on purpose or it's just a cartoon and you probably shouldn't worry about it.
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''''' FAQ page
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->'''Gregg Easterbrook''': In the ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' movies and their endless spinoffs, everybody's fighting over a magical ring. In ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' — No. 1 movie of 2014 by U.S. gross — everybody's fighting over a magical stone. Finding and possessing a small mystical object is the MacGuffin of many box-office smash flicks. OK, they are movies. But how many times in the real world has a single small object controlled the fates of millions?\\

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->'''Gregg Easterbrook''': In the ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Lord of the Rings]]'' movies and their endless spinoffs, everybody's fighting over a magical ring. In ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' ''Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}}'' — No. 1 movie of 2014 by U.S. gross — everybody's fighting over a magical stone. Finding and possessing a small mystical object is the MacGuffin of many box-office smash flicks. OK, they are movies. But how many times in the real world has a single small object controlled the fates of millions?\\
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-->-- From '''Creator/BenAffleck'''[='=]s DVDCommentary for ''Film/{{Armageddon}}''

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-->-- From '''Creator/BenAffleck'''[='=]s DVDCommentary for ''Film/{{Armageddon}}''
''Film/Armageddon1998''
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-->-- '''[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09022010.shtml Choo-Choo Bear II]] ''', ''WebComic/SomethingPositive''

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-->-- '''[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09022010.shtml Choo-Choo Bear II]] ''', ''WebComic/SomethingPositive''
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-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheRealJims''', "[[https://youtu.be/iie427RzMRo Simpsons Mysteries - The Drinking Bird]]", on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer King Size Homer]]"

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-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheRealJims''', '''WebVideo/TheRealJims''', "[[https://youtu.be/iie427RzMRo Simpsons Mysteries - The Drinking Bird]]", on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer King Size Homer]]"
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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-8-abandoned/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS10E8Abandoned Abandoned]]")

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-8-abandoned/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS10E8Abandoned ("[[Recap/SmallvilleS10E08Abandoned Abandoned]]")
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-> ''"Look, it’s just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don’t think too hard about it."''
-->-- '''Bandit''' to Bluey regarding the movie they're watching, ''WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}}'', "Movies"

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-> Oh, and for any of you continuity police out there, sometimes I just like to imagine myself back on the island in my Arrow costume, okay?

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-> Oh, ->''"Oh, and for any of you continuity police out there, sometimes I just like to imagine myself back on the island in my Arrow costume, okay?okay?"''



->"And none of this is canon, so just relax."

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->"And ->''"And none of this is canon, so just relax.""''


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-> ''"Don't try to understand it. Feel it."''
-->-- '''Barbara''' telling the the Protagonist ([[LeaningOnTheFourthWall and the audience]]) not to bother trying to figure out Inversion, ''Film/{{Tenet}}''
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-->-- '''[=TheRealJims=]''', "[[https://youtu.be/iie427RzMRo Simpsons Mysteries - The Drinking Bird]]", on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer King Size Homer]]"

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-->-- '''[=TheRealJims=]''', '''WebOriginal/TheRealJims''', "[[https://youtu.be/iie427RzMRo Simpsons Mysteries - The Drinking Bird]]", on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer King Size Homer]]"
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->'''Mr. Reynolds''': That cardboard headstone tipped over! This graveyard is obviously phony.
->'''Ed Wood''': Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details–it's about the big picture!
-->-- ''Film/EdWood''
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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-8-abandoned/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Abandoned")

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-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-8-abandoned/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Abandoned")
("[[Recap/SmallvilleS10E8Abandoned Abandoned]]")
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-->-- '''[=TheRealJims=]''', "[[https://youtu.be/iie427RzMRo Simpsons Mysteries - The Drinking Bird]]", on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "King Size Homer"

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-->-- '''[=TheRealJims=]''', "[[https://youtu.be/iie427RzMRo Simpsons Mysteries - The Drinking Bird]]", on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "King "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E7KingSizeHomer King Size Homer"
Homer]]"
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->"And none of this is canon, so just relax."
-->--'''The Opening Crawl''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbStarWars''
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-->--'''Green Arrow''', [[VideoGame/LegoBatman ''Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham'']] Arrow DLC

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-->--'''Green Arrow''', [[VideoGame/LegoBatman ''Lego ''[[VideoGame/LegoBatman Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham'']] Gotham]]'' Arrow DLC
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-> Oh, and for any of you continuity police out there, sometimes I just like to imagine myself back on the island in my Arrow costume, okay?
-->--'''Green Arrow''', [[VideoGame/LegoBatman ''Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham'']] Arrow DLC
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->"But it doesn't make sense," Connie insisted. "Pearls aren't stones, they're hardened secretions created by mollusks. Humans only consider them gems because we think they're pretty. How could Gems have a type that can only be formed biologically?"

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->"But it doesn't make sense," Connie [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Connie]] insisted. "Pearls aren't stones, they're hardened secretions created by mollusks. Humans only consider them gems because we think they're pretty. How could Gems have a type that can only be formed biologically?"
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->''"But it doesn't make sense," Connie insisted. "Pearls aren't stones, they're hardened secretions created by mollusks. Humans only consider them gems because we think they're pretty. How could Gems have a type that can only be formed biologically?"\\
"Well, there's a simple explanation for that, Connie," Pearl said, projecting her holoscreen and writing, in neat letters:\\
"Shut the hell up, Connie"''
-->--'''badficniverse''', "Garnet’s not really a garnet; you have a problem with her too?" [[http://badficniverse.tumblr.com/post/183578786609/from-the-fanfic-garnets-not-really-a-garnet-you]]

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->''"But ->"But it doesn't make sense," Connie insisted. "Pearls aren't stones, they're hardened secretions created by mollusks. Humans only consider them gems because we think they're pretty. How could Gems have a type that can only be formed biologically?"\\
biologically?"

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"Well, there's a simple explanation for that, Connie," Pearl said, projecting her holoscreen and writing, in neat letters:\\
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"Shut the hell up, Connie"''
Connie"
-->--'''badficniverse''', "Garnet’s not really a garnet; you have a problem with her too?" [[http://badficniverse."[[http://badficniverse.tumblr.com/post/183578786609/from-the-fanfic-garnets-not-really-a-garnet-you]]
com/post/183578786609/from-the-fanfic-garnets-not-really-a-garnet-you Garnet’s not really a garnet; you have a problem with her too?]]"
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I should really just relax.' '''

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I should really just relax.' '''''' ''
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Just repeat to yourself ''''It's just a show,\\
I should really just relax.'"'''''

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Just repeat to yourself ''''It's ''' 'It's just a show,\\
I should really just relax.'"'''''' '''
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->''"If you're wondering how [Joel/Mike/Jonah] eats and breathes\\

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->''"If ->''[[FridgeLogic If you're wondering how [Joel/Mike/Jonah] eats and breathes\\breathes]]\\

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