History Quotes / LargeHam

23rd Apr '17 3:11:56 PM nombretomado
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->Creator/NicolasCage approaches every role the same way -- how ''wouldn't'' a real person tackle this situation? This is often executed on camera by a series of facial spasms to shame even Creator/JimCarrey or a TexAvery cartoon, as Cage contorts and tics his way through a serious of either unrestrained emotion or unpleasant bowel turmoil.

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->Creator/NicolasCage approaches every role the same way -- how ''wouldn't'' a real person tackle this situation? This is often executed on camera by a series of facial spasms to shame even Creator/JimCarrey or a TexAvery Creator/TexAvery cartoon, as Cage contorts and tics his way through a serious of either unrestrained emotion or unpleasant bowel turmoil.
6th Apr '17 7:15:55 PM Zaptech
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->'''ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT! WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS!'''
-->--'''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice Special 2: Warp Hijinx''
19th Feb '17 5:33:46 PM CumbersomeTercel
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-->-- Series/{{Community}}

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-->-- Series/{{Community}}
''Series/{{Community}}''



-->-- '''Shrek''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} The Third''

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-->-- '''Shrek''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} The Third''
''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''



-->-- '''Cooper Anderson''', ''Series/{{Glee}}'' (who then proceeds to point out NicolasCage as an example).

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-->-- '''Cooper Anderson''', ''Series/{{Glee}}'' (who then proceeds to point out NicolasCage Creator/NicolasCage as an example).



-->--''Series/BabylonFive'' commentary track, "The Geometry of Shadows"

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-->--''Series/BabylonFive'' commentary track, "The "[[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS02E03TheGeometryOfShadows}} The Geometry of Shadows"
Shadows]]"



->Imagine if you will, that Gary Busey was still getting the big roles; all Stonehenge-teeth and bellowed acronyms that [[IceCreamKoan make no sense]]; and in movies that got trailed on TV and opened big at the box office. That’s what’s happening here.

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->Imagine if you will, that Gary Busey Creator//GaryBusey was still getting the big roles; all Stonehenge-teeth and bellowed acronyms that [[IceCreamKoan make no sense]]; and in movies that got trailed on TV and opened big at the box office. That’s what’s happening here.



->Nicolas Cage approaches every role the same way -- how ''wouldn't'' a real person tackle this situation? This is often executed on camera by a series of facial spasms to shame even Creator/JimCarrey or a TexAvery cartoon, as Cage contorts and tics his way through a serious of either unrestrained emotion or unpleasant bowel turmoil.

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->Nicolas Cage ->Creator/NicolasCage approaches every role the same way -- how ''wouldn't'' a real person tackle this situation? This is often executed on camera by a series of facial spasms to shame even Creator/JimCarrey or a TexAvery cartoon, as Cage contorts and tics his way through a serious of either unrestrained emotion or unpleasant bowel turmoil.



->Not for nothing, but it has to be said that Creator/MarkHamill plays grief more subtly and effectively than Hayden Christensen. Come to think of it, so does Creator/NicolasCage.

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->Not for nothing, but it has to be said that Creator/MarkHamill plays grief more subtly and effectively than Hayden Christensen.Creator/HaydenChristensen. Come to think of it, so does Creator/NicolasCage.
3rd May '16 6:30:39 AM Homiedclown
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->When Wrestling/RicFlair talks, it matters. You ''believe'' it matters. That's why the guy is so fucking awesome: it's because he brings a passion that nobody--''nobody''--has in the fuckin' {{Wrestling/WWE}}. You need look no further than Wrestling/RandyOrton, who is a walking sleeping pill. That guy, he's going for "intense", but he's just so static. He's boring. [[AC:he talks in a monotone.]]\\\
"[[AC:[[KubrickStare josh matthews. at wrestlemania. i will be. the wee champion]].]]"\\\
YAWN. Fucking ''YAWN!'' Ric Flair would get in front of that camera, he's like,\\\
"'''''I'M GONNA''''' '''WIN''' '''''AT WRESTLEMANIA! I WILL''''' '''BE''' '''''THE WORLD CHAMPION WOOOOO!!'''''"\\\
That's what that guy brings. You know, watching Ric Flair, that Ric Flair will ''die for your sins'' in that ring.

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->When Wrestling/RicFlair talks, it matters. You ''believe'' it matters. That's why the guy is so fucking awesome: it's because ->'''Bruce Boxleitner''': There's Peter. I miss him. He's in North Carolina now.\\
'''Jerry Doyle''': I think
he brings a passion that nobody--''nobody''--has in the fuckin' {{Wrestling/WWE}}. You was jailed for over-acting. (You're not here to defend yourself. Tough.)
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'' commentary track, "The Geometry of Shadows"

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need look no further than Wrestling/RandyOrton, who is a walking sleeping pill. That guy, he's going for "intense", but he's just so static. He's boring. [[AC:he talks in a monotone.]]\\\
]] "[[AC:[[KubrickStare josh matthews. at wrestlemania. i will be. the wee champion]].]]"\\\
YAWN. Fucking ''YAWN!'' Ric Flair Wrestling/RicFlair would get in front of that camera, he's like,\\\
like, "'''''I'M GONNA''''' '''WIN''' '''''AT WRESTLEMANIA! I WILL''''' '''BE''' '''''THE WORLD CHAMPION WOOOOO!!'''''"\\\
WOOOOO!!'''''" That's what that guy brings. You know, watching Ric Flair, that Ric Flair will ''die for your sins'' in that ring.



->Imagine if you will, that Gary Busey was still getting the big roles; all [[SlasherSmile Stonehenge-teeth]] and [[NoIndoorVoice bellowed acronyms]] that [[IceCreamKoan make no sense]]; and in movies that got trailed on TV and opened big at the box office. That’s what’s happening here.

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->Imagine if you will, that Gary Busey was still getting the big roles; all [[SlasherSmile Stonehenge-teeth]] Stonehenge-teeth and [[NoIndoorVoice bellowed acronyms]] acronyms that [[IceCreamKoan make no sense]]; and in movies that got trailed on TV and opened big at the box office. That’s what’s happening here.
7th Jan '16 10:50:09 AM BugsFan17
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->'''Maria Merelli:''' ''[[SHUT UP A-YOUSELF!]]''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Lend Me a Tenor]]''

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->'''Maria Merelli:''' ''[[SHUT ''SHUT UP A-YOUSELF!]]''
A-YOUSELF!''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Lend Me a Tenor]]''''LendMeATenor''
7th Jan '16 10:49:16 AM BugsFan17
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->'''Tito Merelli:''' ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]''
->'''Maria Merelli:''' ''[[SHUT UP A-YOUSELF!]]''
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Lend Me a Tenor]]''
30th Dec '15 1:09:22 PM StFan
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->This guy would overact a fart.
-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheCinemaSnob''' on Ricky in ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2''

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->This ->''"This guy would overact a fart.
fart."''
-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheCinemaSnob''' '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on Ricky in ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2''
17th Nov '15 8:26:59 PM namingway
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->This is a note to future writes of Creator/SylvesterMcCoy stories…do not give him the chance to overact under any circumstances. ‘Oh to feel the hard radiation! The solar winds brushing across me!’ he croons like some science fiction porn star.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/01/unregenerate-written-by-david-mcintee.html#uds-search-results Joe Ford]]''' on ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' (''Unregenerate!'')
8th Aug '15 10:24:47 PM johnnyfog
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->In a continuing observation, the young Dustin Diamond is a truly horrendous performer, with terrible timing, unclear diction, and speaking every line like someone who’s phonetically repeating words that have no meaning to him, like [[HughMann a stranded alien]].
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''
8th Aug '15 10:24:23 PM johnnyfog
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->In a continuing observation, the young Dustin Diamond is a truly horrendous performer, with terrible timing, unclear diction, and speaking every line like someone who’s phonetically repeating words that have no meaning to him, like [[HughMann a stranded alien]].
-->--'''[[https://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/so-excited-so-scared-screechs-woman/ Stuart Millard]]''' on Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''
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