History Quotes / KlingonPromotion

14th Aug '16 12:24:38 AM RobTan
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->''"Asok, the company isn't growing and no one is quitting in this economy. Your only hope of promotion is if a senior engineer died."''

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->''"Asok, the company isn't growing and no one is quitting in this economy. Your only hope of promotion is if a senior engineer died.dies."''
12th Aug '16 12:30:04 AM RobTan
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-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

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-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''
'''PointyHairedBoss''', ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''
19th Jul '16 7:56:22 PM Orbiting
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->Asok, the company isn't growing and no one is quitting in this economy. Your only hope of promotion is if a senior engineer died.

to:

->Asok, ->''"Asok, the company isn't growing and no one is quitting in this economy. Your only hope of promotion is if a senior engineer died."''



->In any new job, there's always friction with your co-workers. They are wondering if the boss likes the new guy better, if he's going to make them look bad. In some jobs that can get you a dark look in the Break Room; in ''other'' jobs, that can get you a bullet in the back of the head.

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->In ->''"In any new job, there's always friction with your co-workers. They are wondering if the boss likes the new guy better, if he's going to make them look bad. In some jobs that can get you a dark look in the Break Room; in ''other'' jobs, that can get you a bullet in the back of the head."''



->You did this to me just to be captain of a heap of junk.
-->--'''Tricky''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis}} "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]

->To be king, Numsgil did in Blog, who did in Unkful, who did in Viddle, who did in Loll, who did in Alrok...

to:

->You ->''"You did this to me just to be captain of a heap of junk.
-->--'''Tricky''',
junk."''
-->-- '''Tricky''',
''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis}} "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]

->To ->''"To be king, Numsgil did in Blog, who did in Unkful, who did in Viddle, who did in Loll, who did in Alrok..."''



'''Vintari''': [shrugs] Numbers 4, 5, 6 and 7, I'd imagine.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveTheLostTales01}} "The Lost Tales"]]

->The new head of Sam's old company, who intends to become president by killing the old one [[SarcasmMode because that's how politics work]]...

to:

'''Vintari''': [shrugs] ''[shrugs]'' Numbers 4, 5, 6 and 7, I'd imagine.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', -->-- ''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveTheLostTales01}} "The Lost Tales"]]

->The ->''"The new head of Sam's old company, who intends to become president by killing the old one [[SarcasmMode because that's how politics work]]..."''



->Crime code 143: Killing a person outside of the Unseen University using magic. (Inside the UU, this is known as promotion.)

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->Crime ->''"Crime code 143: Killing a person outside of the Unseen University using magic. (Inside the UU, this is known as promotion.))"''



'''[[PlayerCharacter Commander Shepard]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Not exactly what I would call effective academic peer review.]]

to:

'''[[PlayerCharacter Commander Shepard]]''': '''Commander Shepard''': [[DeadpanSnarker Not exactly what I would call effective academic peer review.]]



->There will be no promotion unless somebody dies, and even then only if we can't [[AnimateDead bring them back as a zombie]].

to:

->There ->''"There will be no promotion unless somebody dies, and even then only if we can't [[AnimateDead bring them back as a zombie]]."''



'''Jack:''' Of course. ''({{beat}})'' Yeah, well, where I come from, we do things a little differently.
--> -- [[Recap/StargateSG1S5E18TheWarrior "The Warrior"]], ''Series/StargateSG1''

->[[PassingTheTorch By the hand of]] [[TheChosenOne the Prince]], [[MentorArchetype the Prophet]] dies.
-->--'''Ben Hawkins''' in ''Series/{{Carnivale}}'', stating one of the rules of the series' universe

->So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a Captain who has disobeyed Prime Orders from TheEmpire.
-->--Pavel Chekov's MirrorUniverse counterpart, ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' episode "Mirror, Mirror"

->Take two possible methods of advancement: work long and hard for personal recognition and hope that it pays off in the form of an eventual promotion; or, [[DeadlyEuphemism create an opening and place yourself in it]]. Confronted with a pyramid stacked with monolithic elders who can never die naturally and never leave, many Tremere quickly come to the inevitable conclusion that loyalty alone won't be enough.

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'''Jack:''' Of course. ''({{beat}})'' ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah, well, where I come from, we do things a little differently.
--> -- -->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'', [[Recap/StargateSG1S5E18TheWarrior "The Warrior"]], ''Series/StargateSG1''

->[[PassingTheTorch
Warrior"]]

->''"[[PassingTheTorch
By the hand of]] [[TheChosenOne the Prince]], [[MentorArchetype the Prophet]] dies.
-->--'''Ben
dies."''
-->-- '''Ben
Hawkins''' in ''Series/{{Carnivale}}'', stating one of the rules of the series' universe

->So ->''"So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a Captain who has disobeyed Prime Orders from TheEmpire.
-->--Pavel
TheEmpire."''
-->-- '''Pavel
Chekov's MirrorUniverse counterpart, counterpart''', ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' episode Trek]]'', "Mirror, Mirror"

->Take ->''"Take two possible methods of advancement: work long and hard for personal recognition and hope that it pays off in the form of an eventual promotion; or, [[DeadlyEuphemism create an opening and place yourself in it]]. Confronted with a pyramid stacked with monolithic elders who can never die naturally and never leave, many Tremere quickly come to the inevitable conclusion that loyalty alone won't be enough."''
21st May '16 8:00:40 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->Take two possible methods of advancement: work long and hard for personal recognition and hope that it pays off in the form of an eventual promotion; or, [[DeadlyEuphemism create an opening and place yourself in it]]. Confronted with a pyramid stacked with monolithic elders who can never die naturally and never leave, many Tremere quickly come to the inevitable conclusion that loyalty alone won't be enough.
-->--''TabletopGames/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Tremere (Revised)''
15th Jan '16 5:15:18 PM hamonrye
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'''Vintari''': Numbers 4, 5, 6 and 7, I would imagine.

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'''Vintari''': [shrugs] Numbers 4, 5, 6 and 7, I would I'd imagine.
15th Jan '16 5:14:45 PM hamonrye
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->Hell, anything happens to me, everyone gets an instant promotion!
-->-- '''John Sheridan''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

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->Hell, anything happens to me, everyone gets an instant promotion!
-->-- '''John Sheridan''', ''Series/BabylonFive''
->'''Vintari''': As third from the throne, I am something of a target in a small, confined space.\\
'''Sheridan''': A target? For whom??\\
'''Vintari''': Numbers 4, 5, 6 and 7, I would imagine.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'', [[{{Recap/BabylonFiveTheLostTales01}} "The Lost Tales"]]
14th Feb '15 8:08:47 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Asok, the company isn't growing and no one is quitting in this economy. Your only hope of promotion is if a senior engineer died."''

to:

->''"Asok, ->Asok, the company isn't growing and no one is quitting in this economy. Your only hope of promotion is if a senior engineer died."''



->''"I shall ''kill'' the president... thereby ''becoming'' the president..."''
-->-- '''Frans''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->''"You did this to me just to be captain of a heap of junk."''

to:

->''"I shall ''kill'' ->In any new job, there's always friction with your co-workers. They are wondering if the president... thereby ''becoming'' boss likes the president..."''
new guy better, if he's going to make them look bad. In some jobs that can get you a dark look in the Break Room; in ''other'' jobs, that can get you a bullet in the back of the head.
-->-- '''Frans''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->''"You
'''''Series/BurnNotice''''', "Broken Rules"

->You
did this to me just to be captain of a heap of junk."''



->''"To be king, Numsgil did in Blog, who did in Unkful, who did in Viddle, who did in Loll, who did in Alrok..."''

to:

->''"To ->To be king, Numsgil did in Blog, who did in Unkful, who did in Viddle, who did in Loll, who did in Alrok..."''



->''"Hell, anything happens to me, everyone gets an instant promotion!"''

to:

->''"Hell, ->Hell, anything happens to me, everyone gets an instant promotion!"''promotion!



->''"The new head of Sam's old company, who intends to become president by killing the old one [[SarcasmMode because that's how politics work]]..."''

to:

->''"The ->The new head of Sam's old company, who intends to become president by killing the old one [[SarcasmMode because that's how politics work]]..."''



->''"Crime code 143: Killing a person outside of the Unseen University using magic. (Inside the UU, this is known as promotion.)"''

to:

->''"Crime ->Crime code 143: Killing a person outside of the Unseen University using magic. (Inside the UU, this is known as promotion.)"'')



->''"There will be no promotion unless somebody dies, and even then only if we can't [[AnimateDead bring them back as a zombie]]."''

to:

->''"There ->There will be no promotion unless somebody dies, and even then only if we can't [[AnimateDead bring them back as a zombie]]."''



->''"[[PassingTheTorch By the hand of]] [[TheChosenOne the Prince]], [[MentorArchetype the Prophet]] dies."''

to:

->''"[[PassingTheTorch ->[[PassingTheTorch By the hand of]] [[TheChosenOne the Prince]], [[MentorArchetype the Prophet]] dies."''



->''"So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a Captain who has disobeyed Prime Orders from TheEmpire."''

to:

->''"So ->So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a Captain who has disobeyed Prime Orders from TheEmpire."''
31st Jan '15 11:21:41 AM TheUnsquished
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-->--Pavel Chekov's MirrorUniverse counterpart, ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' episode "Mirror, Mirror"

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-->--Pavel Chekov's MirrorUniverse counterpart, ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' episode "Mirror, Mirror"
18th Dec '14 12:44:56 PM johnnyfog
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->''"You did this to me just to be captain of a heap of junk."''
-->--'''Tricky''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis}} "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]
3rd Jul '14 3:20:59 PM Spotts1701
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->''"So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a Captain who has disobeyed Prime Orders from TheEmpire."''
-->--Pavel Chekov's MirrorUniverse counterpart, ''[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'' episode "Mirror, Mirror"
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