History Quotes / JerkwithaHeartofGold

->'''Peter Parker:''' So, Betty, how do you work for a walking embolism like Jameson?\\
'''Betty Brant:''' Mr. Jameson's a decent man. Down deep.\\

-->-- '''Luz''' on Amity, ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''

-->-- '''Rhomann Dey''' about '''Peter Quill''', ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

->"I'm a motherfucker with a heart; whereas you? [[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk You're just a motherfucker."]]
-->-- '''Mother's Milk''' to '''Billy Butcher''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "Get Some"

->'''Inuyasha:''' Look, I'm gonna be a great demon someday, so why should I waste my time going around rescuing humans?\\
'''Kagome:''' Oh, aren't you the villain. You're practically a saint and you know it.\\
'''Inuyasha:''' ''Saint?'' Okay, where are you going with this one, Kagome?\\
'''Kagome:''' It's supposed to be a compliment.
-->-- ''Anime/{{Inuyasha}}''

'''Revali:''' (''smiles a bit'') Hmph. You know, [[SinceretyMode you're pretty good for a little kid.]] \\

->'''Peter''': Yeah. The new owners gave everyone raises. Even Kenneth, the badass mail clerk with the heart of gold.\\
''[Cut to mail room.]''\\
'''Peter''': Hi, Kenneth. Hey, did I get any mail?\\
'''Kenneth''': No! And if you come any closer, I'll cut you!\\
'''Peter''': Okay! Okay! Man, what a badass!\\
'''Man''': Yeah? Well, that badass just gave half his paycheck to orphans. Orphans with diseases!\\
''[Cue sentimental instrumental music.]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"

->''"I'm just hiding my true compassion behind a facade of selfishness. Really."''
-->-- '''Iago''', ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries''

->''"Howl is NOT a monster! Sure, he's selfish and spoiled, and sometimes he can be hard to understand, but his intentions are '''good!'''"''
-->-- ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle''

-> It's not as if I'm never friendly. Okay, maybe I don't go around loving everybody I meet, maybe my smiles are hard to come by, but I do care for some people.

->''"See? He can be a real sweetheart once you get to know him."''
-->-- '''Fluttershy''' on [[MadGod Discord]], ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Keep Calm and Flutter On"

->'''Kee Nang''': Gompa, I have ruined myself with the American. He is a fool.\\
'''The Old Man''': But he's brave.\\
'''Kee Nang''': He is irresponsible.\\
'''The Old Man''': But he's generous.\\
'''Kee Nang''': He thinks of nothing but protecting his own feelings.\\
'''The Old Man''': But if you touch his heart, there's nothing he wouldn't do for you.\\
'''Kee Nang''': He believes in nothing.\\
'''The Old Man''': Yet, still he does what is right.\\
'''Kee Nang''': He is a callous, thoughtless, undisciplined fool.\\
'''The Old Man''': [chuckles] Yes. I, too, like him very much. It's very hard not to.
-->-- ''Film/TheGoldenChild''

->'''Jeff Winger''': Oh, please. I invented phony. You care about people. I accuse you of faking it to convince myself I'm not such a jerk.\\
'''Britta Perry''': Jeff, you help people more than I do and you don't even want to. You're not a jerk, you're fine.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Modern Warfare"

->'''Inuyasha''': Uh, are you crying? Stop crying. STOP CRYING!!!\\
'''Kagome''': Well, what should I do then, laugh?\\
'''Inuyasha''': No, you should shut up and let me protect you!
-->-- ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}''

->''"Good morning, Voyager. I want to tell you about a friend of mine. I first met this man almost a year ago and, to tell you the truth, I didn't like him much. He seemed a little too cocky, a little too sure of himself. A lot of people had questions about him. He'd proven he'd pretty much sell himself out to the highest bidder, go wherever the wind blew him so people wondered, could you trust this person when things got tough? Would he stand side by side with you or would he let you down when you needed him most? But the fact of the matter is he proved himself right from the beginning. I wouldn't be alive right now if it weren't for him and the same goes for many of you. It took me a while to realize it. Like a lot of people, I was too caught up in first impressions to see the truth that was right in front of me. I overlooked his bravery because I was focusing on his brashness. I ignored his courage because I saw it as arrogance and I resented his friendliness because I mistook it for licentiousness. So while this man was giving us his best every minute of every day I was busy judging him. And now he's leaving. I'm proud to say that in spite of my narrow-mindedness Thomas Eugene Paris became my friend. I'm going to miss him. No more laughs over a game of pool. No more sitting up into the wee hours swapping stories. No more complaints about my cooking. (chuckling) Goodbye, Tom. I think I speak for more of us than you might imagine when I say you're going to leave an empty space when you go. I hope you find what you're looking for."''
-->-- '''Neelix''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Investigations"

->''"Tom Haverford is a selfish, unctuous, sleazy, self-promoting, good-hearted, secretly kind and wonderful tiny, little person."''
-->-- '''Leslie Knope''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->'''Anne Shirley''': You're not an old ogre at all.\\
'''Miss Barry''': I am too an old ogre and don't you let on any different.
-->-- ''Literature/AnneOfGreenGables''

->"Never let it be said that [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Yang Xiao Long]] didn't have a heart. She did. But only for her friends, and people in need. Everyone else could fuck right off."
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10643646/6/Snow-Falls-On-A-Yellow-Rose Snow Falls On A Yellow Rose]]''

-> ''"'Cause they don't even know you\\
All they see is scars\\
They don't see the angel\\
Living in your heart\\
Let them find the real you\\
Buried deep within\\
Let them know with all you've got\\
That you are not your skin"''
-->-- "Skin", Music/SixxAM

->''"I really watched my...language...here today. I'm not usually quite so...you know, so polite. If I'm bein' truthful here, I gotta tell you... I been told I got what you call an acid tongue. I sorta...scare people. Hey, that's...who I am. Nothin' I can do about it. What, I'm supposed to say sorry for bein' me? Look, it's nothin' personal. I ain't tryin' to be mean or cruel or nothin'. I ain't a monster. For those people who get their feelin's bruised easily, I gotta apologize in advance. Just deal with it, OK? The deal is, I get paid to be nasty. Crazy world, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"''
-->-- '''Mr. Resetti''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''

->''"It seems that our Sonny's been goin' off the deep end once again. He's been poppin' up all over the place. You know, yellin' at people, gettin' right in their faces, and causin' havoc. On behalf of the family, I apologize. I know I'm his brother, but I'm sincere when I say that despite his uh...outbursts...he's, uh...he's a good kid. He's a bit enthusiastic, and, uh...kinda overbearin'. You could even say he's pig-headed. Mole-headed? Either way, his social skills are real, real unpolished, and his choice of language is, shall we say, questionable. But...don't forget his heart! It's in the right place! Trust me, there ain't an evil bone in his body! So, uh, just let him have his little say, and shrug it off. Don't hold it against him. He don't get out much."''
-->-- '''Don Resetti''' on his brother, ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''

->''"While it is true that [[OneOfTheKids she has a childish taste that isn't suitable for her age]] and she's crude, [[HairTriggerTemper short-tempered]], [[BullyHunter quick to pick fights]], and on top of that, is someone [[CannotSpitItOut who can't admit she likes what she likes]], she's a troublesome big sister who would [[BigBrotherInstinct throw away her life for Misaka]]."''
-->-- '''MISAKA 10032''' on '''Mikoto Misaka''', ''Manga/ACertainScientificRailgun''

->''"Ever since he [Shinichi] was little, he was a jerk, always full of himself, and a mystery otaku. But whenever you need him, he's dependable and brave and cool."''
-->-- '''Ran''' to "Conan" aka shrunken Shinichi, ''Manga/CaseClosed''

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Felidae}}''

->''"I would rather face the wrath of my aunties than to leave starving foals in this accursed forest!"''
-->-- '''Prince Blueblood''', [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/228091/arcane-shadow-re-written Arcane Shadow (Re-Written)]]

->''All these guys make so much noise!\\
What are you doing? Grow up, boys!\\
But we're buddies, however strange may be\\
And I'm forever their Jalebi!''
-->-- '''Jalebi''', ''Animation/SimpleSamosa''

->''"She ''wants'' you to think she doesn't care, but really, she's just a big softie."''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara Gordon]]''', referring to [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Danvers]], in [[https://youtu.be/EBJZQGmTS4I the latter's profile video]], ''WesternAnimation/DCSuperheroGirls2019''

->''"He was definitely a troublemaking punk, but he wasn't selfish or irresponsible. And despite his lone-wolf, tough-guy act, he'd always help us when we needed him."''
-->-- '''Juna Crawford''', on Ash Carbide, ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsOfColdSteel III''

->'''[[ShrinkingViolet Calvin]]''': ''So, [[OnlySaneMan he]]'s [[DeadpanSnarker lemony]]?''
->'''[[BrooklynRage Free]][[BoisterousBruiser man]]''': ''HAH! As'' Snicket! ''Too much cynicism; not enough patience; if you didn't know any better you'd think he hated the world, his friends, and everything around him...''
->'''Calvin''': ''O-oh dear... I don't know if I like the sound of this guy...''
->'''Freeman''': ''Exactly. 'Cause you don't know any better, 'cause he wasn't your student!'' (''laughs'') ''Kid, he may be lemony as Snicket at first glance, but when ya really get to know him... he's more like lemonade. And I like myself some lemonade.''
-->-- '''Freeman and Calvin''', the spirit mons of the SCC and CRC, on [[DeadpanSnarker Absent]], ''Pokemon: [=SOSchip=],'' "Spiritual Endeavors"

->"I'm a motherfucker with a heart; whereas you? [[JerkWithAHeartOfJerk You're just a motherfucker."]]
-->-- '''Mother's Milk''' to '''Billy Butcher''', ''Series/TheBoys2019'', "Get Some"

->''"At first I thought you were a grump. Then under that I found...more grump. But under '''that''' is a nice guy."''
-->-- '''Series/PunkyBrewster''', telling Henry why she likes him

->'''Loffaru/Raphael''': Say, Sasha... What kind of person is Vals's son? Is he a good leader? Has he been kind to you?\\
'''Sasha''': Holmes? He's got a rotten mouth, but he's a good guy with a kind heart.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TearRingSaga''

-->-- '''Ran''' to "Conan" aka shrunken Shinichi, ''Manga/DetectiveConan''

-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara Gordon]]''', referring to [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Danvers]], in [[https://youtu.be/EBJZQGmTS4I the latter's profile video]], ''WesternAnimation/DCSuperheroGirls''

->''"At first I thought you were a grump. Then under that I found...more grump. But under '''that''' is a nice guy."

->'''Loffaru/Raphael''': Say, Sasha... What kind of person is [[spoiler:Vals's son]]? Is he a good leader? Has he been kind to you?\\