History Quotes / ItsAWonderfulFailure

->Your death remained unnoticed by billions, but [[ForWantOfANail in reality it affected every other human being]]. The cities grew. Pollution increased, the skies filled with dirt. Big money won. Fascist governments prospered on greed and persecution. The world expected and received war. [[WorldWarWhatever War on a global scale]]. The nuclear threat was evident. All hope was lost... Millions burned in the fire...

->[[AC:YOU'RE DEAD.]][[AC:YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.]][[AC:YOUR FAMILY'S DEAD.]][[AC:YOUR FUCKING PETS ARE BEING SKINNED ALIVE.]][[AC:[[YourMom YOUR MOM'S A FUCKING WHORE.]]]][[AC:YOU SUCK AT LIFE.]][[AC:THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU.]][[AC:YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.]][[AC:LIVE WITH IT.]][[AC:GAME OVER]]

->[[AC:[[MemeticMutation YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD]].]][[AC:GAME OVER]]

->[[AC:JASON WIPED OUT THE KIDS.]][[AC:GAME OVER]]

-->-- '''Big Smoke''', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', "Wrong Side of the Tracks"

->'''Gasco Army soldier:''' There's no one inside…! Not even a corpse…\\

->'''Gasco Army soldier:''' Lieutenant Muscat, t-there's no one inside… not even a corpse…\\

->'''Gasco army soldier:''' Lieutenant Muscat, t-there's no one inside… Not even a corpse…\\
'''Lieutenant Muscat:''' T-That can't be! These children… it's because of them that Gasco -- no, the entire world -- is saved! They were just normal children living peaceful lives… until we subjected them to this cruel conflict… Vanilla… forgive your foolish sister. You all were the true soldiers…\\

->The giant robot turns until it's heading towards the cliff. The ground shakes, and Sonic can see rocks and boulders toppling off and rolling down to the bottom. Animals and birds flee from the path of the colossal construction as it approaches. One giant foot lands on the edge of the cliff. The other lifts into the air, hangs on for a moment, and descends -- to land on nothing. [[DisneyVillainDeath The Technobot begins to overbalance, falling slowly at first, and then faster and faster]]. Sonic is carried with it as the vast machine hurtles through the air, carried downward by one enemy that not even Robotnik could beat -- Gravity. The knees hit the ground first, and the impact breaks the machine into pieces while it's still falling. The enormous middle section lands next, bouncing back hundreds of metres into the air, so that it's going up while the head section -- and Sonic -- are still coming down. Sonic hits with a thump that knocks all the wind out of him. The massive head lands nearby and shatters into a kazillion pieces that tinkle and crash and finally lie still. Sonic lies where he is. Everything is oddly quiet, apart from [[BombWhistle a strange whistling noise]]. A huge shadow covers Sonic; he looks up to see the remains of the robot's stomach section fall out of the sky onto him, [[CruelAndUnusualDeath squashing him flat!]] So close -- and yet so far. [[HeroicSacrifice Sonic saved the Zone and his friends, but he couldn't save himself]]. A very brave try.

->''And just like that, the case came to an end. I ran away from the courtroom...and wandered the streets alone. I never saw Maya again. De Killer is a man of his word, so I'm sure he released her as promised. I heard the verdict of Ms. Andrews' trial a few days later. She was found guilty, of course. The "miracle" never happened. Maybe it was never meant to. Because a "miracle" is something that doesn't exist.''

->'''Gasco Army soldier:''' There's no one inside…! Not even a corpse…\\
'''Lieutenant Muscat:''' What!? What's going on?\\
'''General Merlot:''' I don't know… But they were, without a doubt, operating this tank… If we did not have those heroes who buried that giant calamity, we would not be alive now…\\
'''Lieutenant Muscat:''' We shall never forget those young, nameless heroes…
-->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel'', if [[EverybodysDeadDave none of the children on the Taranis survive]]

->'''Gasco army soldier:''' Lieutenant Muscat, t-there's no one inside… Not even a corpse…\\
'''Lieutenant Muscat:''' T-That can't be!!! These children… it's because of them that Gasco--no, the entire world--is saved! They were just normal children living peaceful lives… Until we subjected them to this cruel conflict… Vanilla… Forgive your foolish sister. You all were the true soldiers…\\
'''General Merlot:''' We shall never forget your sacrifice… I swear it on the peace of Gasco!
-->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel2'', if [[EverybodysDeadDave none of the children on the Exo-Taranis survive]]

->'''Gasco Soldier:''' There's no one inside…! Not even a corpse…\\

->''By Medusa's magical power, Alisa and her friends have turned to stone! They can no longer fight back. Alisa's adventure has come to an end...''
-->--''VideoGame/PhantasyStar'' {{Gamebook|s}}, [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/phantasystar/images/7/71/PSIGB205.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130824163636 page 205]]

->''"And so the angry moon fell from the sky, annihilating this world and its many inhabitants. [[BagOfSpilling All items and such gained these last three days are lost]].\\
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[[ResetButton You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?]]"''

-->-- ''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal City Mayhem]]'' Adventure GameBook (Bad Ending 7 [[note]]Use the Game Gear controls to stop the Technobot, by steering it off the highest cliff in the Green Hill Zone[[/note]])

"You fade away into history.

-->--''Videogame/SunlessSea'', if you strand yourself in Naples

-->-- ''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal City Mayhem]]'' Adventure GameBook (Bad Ending 7 [[note]]Use the Game Gear controls to force the Technobot to walk off the highest cliff in the Green Hill Zone[[/note]])

->Sonic runs up and jumps, not rolling into a ball this time, but reaching out to grab the barrel of the Zap Cannon with both hands. Ow! It's hot, even through his gloves. Sonic hangs on and pulls himself to where it's cooler. [[OhCrap Then he looks back at the Technobot, and gasps]]. While he's been climbing along the cannon, Robotnik has been flying away, and the Egg-O-Matic is now way above the path of the Platinum Peril. There's no way that Sonic could get back to the Technobot from here, and if he were to fall off, [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou hitting the ground from this height would smash him into a thousand pieces]]. Above him, the Cannon fires a blast into the dark sky. The barrel begins to get very hot, almost too hot to bear. [[ColdBloodedTorture Robotnik laughs with glee and fires again]]. The metal is scorching! Sonic must drop off soon. He looks down as the Technobot enters the Green Hill Zone, trampling trees, cliffs, hills and lakes into nothingness. Whatever he does now, it's too late. It's all over for Sonic, and GameOver for you.

->The giant robot turns until it's heading towards the cliff. The ground shakes, and Sonic can see rocks and boulders toppling off and rolling down to the bottom. Animals and birds flee from the path of the colossal construction as it approaches. One giant foot lands on the edge of the cliff. The other lifts into the air, hangs on for a moment, and descends -- to land on nothing. [[DisneyVillainDeath The Technobot begins to overbalance, falling slowly at first, and then faster and faster]]. Sonic is carried with it as the vast machine hurtles through the air, carried downward by one enemy that not even Robotnik could beat -- Gravity. The knees hit the ground first, and the impact breaks the machine into pieces while it's still falling. The enormous middle section lands next, bouncing back hundreds of metres into the air, so that it's going up while the head section -- and Sonic -- are still coming down. Sonic hits with a thump that knocks all the wind out of him. The massive head lands nearby and shatters into a kazillion pieces that tinkle and crash and finally lie still. Sonic lies where he is. Everything is oddly quiet, apart from [[BombWhistle a strange whistling noise]]. A huge shadow covers Sonic; he looks up to see the remains of the robot's stomach section fall out of the sky onto him, [[SquashedFlat squashing him flat!]] So close -- and yet so far. [[HeroicSacrifice Sonic saved the Zone and his friends, but he couldn't save himself]]. A very brave try.

->it's been a while, huh? ... things have gotten pretty bad here. everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight. it's gotten so quiet. there's a bad feeling hanging over everyone. like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark... i bet you're wondering why i'm not the ruler. eh. [[BrilliantButLazy i'm not cut out for something like that.]] i like to take it easy, you know? ... that's a joke. [[BewareTheNiceOnes this is what happens when people like me take it easy.]] ... hey, at least things are less crowded. 'cause of all the people you killed. hope that was a good experience for you. ... just kidding. i don't really hope that. go to hell.

->H... hey. So... you're the one who killed all my friends. [[WhamLine I just called to tell you. I hate you]]. Yet... strangely... it's because of you, that I was forced to become a better person. When I first saw you hurting people... I just sat there. Watching you. I felt so guilty knowing I hadn't done anything to stop you. [[DeathSeeker I felt like all I had to do... was hope you would destroy me, too]]. But when Undyne called, with crazed desperation in her voice... I... I realized I had to do something. Even if it meant [[AwfulTruth everybody would... have to learn the truth about me]]. It's strange. You know? Even after [[PlayingWithSyringes all the bad things I did]]. People still treated me as a hero. And then they... asked me to run everything. So I'm trying my best, here. I think I have some good policies, but, y-you know... talking to people still makes me nervous. I'm no Asgore, you know? (''...'') God, I miss everyone. Now that they're gone, [[ItsAllMyFault it... it feels so clear what I should have done. What I should have said]]. Undyne... Asgore... Mettaton... at least Sans is here. He's... he's a good guy. And with him around, I... (''sigh'') You know. Just daydreaming here, but... [[YouBastard I really should have killed you when I had the chance]].
-->--'''Doctor Alphys''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you abort a [[OmnicidalManiac Genocide Run]] at Hotland

-->--'''Sans''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', if you fulfill certain VideoGameCrueltyPotential criteria

-->--'''''Dreamweb'''''

->[[AC:YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.]][[AC:GAME OVER]]

-->--Big Smoke, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''

->You're dead.\\
Your friends are dead.\\
Your family's dead.\\
Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.\\
[[YourMom Your mom's a fucking whore.]]\\
You suck at life.\\
The whole world hates you.\\
You're going to Hell.\\
Live with it.\\
Game Over.

->''You and your friends are dead.''
-->-- '''VideoGame/FridayThe13th''' (which was parodied by the above ''Angry Video Game Nerd'' quote)

->''"Guile and his elite team were unable to infiltrate Bison's base and locate the hostages. As the time limit for the ransom arrived, the Allied Nations were forced to pay Bison the 20 billion dollars. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome For disobeying a direct order, Guile was court-martialled]]. Hours later, the hostages were released by Bison, and the Allied Forces mission to Shadaloo was considered to be a complete failure and abandoned. Two years later, General M. Bison released an army of 'Perfect Soldiers' on an unsuspecting world..."''

-->-- '''VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie''' ([[https://youtu.be/eA2uUubw5fQ?t=1367 M. Bison's ending]])

->''"And so the angry moon fell from the sky, annihilating this world and its many inhabitants."''

-> ''"Hurry, destroy it! If you do not, [[HistoryRepeats the tragedy of Vasteel will be repeated]]! It ''[Vambrace]'' contains the same [[SealedEvilInACan evil potential]] as Vasteel! It will lead to calamity and to mass death and destruction! Please, [[HeroicSuicide destroy it]]! Please..."''