History Quotes / HumongousMecha

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

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->'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]]''': Truly you {{Super Robot}}s are really absurd.\\
'''[[Anime/UFORoboGrendizer Grendizer]]''': What? And what for?\\
'''Gundam''': Come on! You never run out of ammo or power! [[HeroesPreferSwords You pull out swords]] [[TelescopingRobot from all over your body]] and you shoot [[ChestBlaster massive]] [[EyeBeams disintegrator]] [[FrickinLaserBeams beams]]! [[KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter You are unable to use a normal rifle]]! [[RocketPunch You shoot your fists! YOUR. FISTS]]!\\
'''Gundam''': And then [[TransformingMEcha all those impossible transformations]] and [[CombiningMecha your approximate design]]! It is hard to understand even how you can bend your joints!\\
'''Grendizer''' (bending its forearm): Hey! It's right!\\
'''Gundam''': [[{{Robeast}} Giant monsters]] and [[AlienInvasion horrible aliens]]! Endless {{Fanservice}}! [[WhamEpisode Incredible plot twists]] and collective laughter at sunset! Come on...!\\
'''Grendizer''' and '''Gundam''': Hahahahahaha!\\

'''Grendizer''': In short, you're envious...\\
'''Gundam''': To die for!
-->-- '''Italian Webcomic''' ''NoiRobot'' [[http://www.thesparker.com/noirobot/]]", "Episode 16: [[http://www.thesparker.com/noirobot/pagina.php?id=16&img=noirobot16_normal.jpg&next=noirobot16_normal.jpg How Irrealistic!]]", arguing the differences between a SuperRobot and a RealRobot (and lampshading StopHavingFunGuys) (Spanish translation [[http://www.cartelesfalsos.com/cf/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Noi-Robot-16-by_thesparker-Español.jpg here]])

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

-->--'''Crazed Creatures For Your Abusement''', ''MachoWomenWithGuns''

-->-- '''Sigint''' ''MetalGearSolid3''

->''"Anyway," [[Film/HowToTrainYourDragon Hiccup]] thought. "We've got basically three options for this. Option one is that we just use our [[AlternateUniverse Looping]] experience and powers to hit [[TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Essence 10]] straight off and punch problems until they no longer exist, and option two is basically that I get started building giant robots and never stop."''

-->-- '''Level 80 Elite Tauren Cheif''', ''[[StarCraft Terran Up the Night]]''

-->-- ''{{Megatokyo}}''

-->--'''Crazed Creatures For Your Abusement''', ''Macho Women With Guns rulebook, BTRC''

->'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]]''': Truly you {{Super Robot}}s are really absurd.
->'''[[Anime/UFORoboGrendizer Grendizer]]''': What? And what for?
->'''Gundam''': Come on! You never run out of ammo or power! [[HeroesPreferSwords You pull out swords]] [[TelescopingRobot from all over your body]] and you shoot [[ChestBlaster massive]] [[EyeBeams disintegrator]] [[FrickinLaserBeams beams]]! [[KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter You are unable to use a normal rifle]]! [[RocketPunch You shoot your fists! YOUR. FISTS]]!
->'''Gundam''': And then [[TransformingMEcha all those impossible transformations]] and [[CombiningMecha your approximate design]]! It is hard to understand even how you can bend your joints!
->'''Grendizer''' (bending its forearm): Hey! It's right!
->'''Gundam''': [[{{Robeast}} Giant monsters]] and [[AlienInvasion horrible aliens]]! Endless {{Fanservice}}! [[WhamEpisode Incredible plot twists]] and collective laughter at sunset! Come on...!
->'''Grendizer''' and '''Gundam''': Hahahahahaha!
->{{Beat}}
->'''Grendizer''': In short, you're envious...
->'''Gundam''': To die for!

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''' by Odon

->''"Anyway," [[Film/HowToTranYourDragon Hiccup]] thought. "We've got basically three options for this. Option one is that we just use our [[AlternateUniverse Looping]] experience and powers to hit [[TabletopGame/{{Exalted}} Essence 10]] straight off and punch problems until they no longer exist, and option two is basically that I get started building giant robots and never stop."''

->''Gundam''': To die for!

->'' Some things you can't fight. Acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a [[AMechByAnyOtherName Jaeger]], suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win.''

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-->-- '''Sigint''' ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3''

-->-- ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-->-- ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-->-- '''Lord Priceps of Legio Tempestus''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-->-- '''"Assault Mech" [[AllThereInTheManual Civlopedia]] entry''', ''{{Civilization}} IV "Nextwar" mod''

-->-- '''Sigint''' ''MetalGearSolid3''

-->-- '''Sigint'' ''MetalGearSolid3''

->''The Ground tremble every other heart beat-- the sound echoed louder with each beat, and haunted your soul as if doom was approaching-- and then I saw it towering in the sky, still miles away. The fear and awe one felt was indescribable. I can only image the sheer terror our enemy felt when they beheld the sight of the Emperor Titan.''

->''The Ground tremble every other heart beat … the sound echoed louder with each beat, and haunted your soul as if doom was approaching … and then I saw it towering in the sky, still miles away. The fear and awe one felt was indescribable. I can only image the sheer terror our enemy felt when they beheld the sight of the Emperor Titan.''

->Please flee or be stepped on at your own expense.
->--''{{Megatokyo}}''

->The Ground tremble every other heart beat … the sound echoed louder with each beat, and haunted your soul as if doom was approaching … and then I saw it towering in the sky, still miles away. The fear and awe one felt was indescribable. I can only image the sheer terror our enemy felt when they beheld the sight of the Emperor Titan.
-->-- '''{{Warhammer 40000}}'''

-> How like a God He is, that ancient Machine, primal of all His Kind, the Imperator! His mighty Fists, massive like two Towers of Destruction, laden with the Doom of Mankind's bitter Foes. He watches over us now as Battle joins, and in his Shadow we shall advance upon our Enemies and defeat them, utterly.
-->-- '''{{Warhammer 40000}}'''

-> The Orders of the Adeptus Titanicus are the iron fist of the Emperor's rule. A velvet glove would serve no purpose.
-->-- ''Lord Priceps of Legio Tempestus'', '''{{Warhammer 40000}}'''

->Military traditionalists have repeatedly pointed out that the Assault Mechs are very poorly designed weapons - farcically bad, some have even said. [[AwesomeButImpractical They're extremely tall and are almost impossible to camouflage, making them easy targets. Their two-legged gait is more complicated, more expensive, more vulnerable and less efficient than are treaded wheels. And if one of the blasted things fall over, it can't get up again without the assistance of massive cranes or helicopters]]. Yank off the legs and [[TankGoodness mount the chassis on treads]], the experts say, and you'll get a better weapon at lower cost.

->All this is true. However, the units have one thing going for them that more than compensates for all of their weaknesses: [[RuleOfCool they're massively, enormously cool]]. Military planners have long noted that national governments [[TruthInTelevision often confuse coolness with effectiveness and are willing to pay a lot more for flashy armaments than they are for effective but dull systems]]. In other words, a military with Mech Assault units has an easier time getting its bloated budget approved than does one without them. As long as this continues, the Mech's future is assured.

->When the [[ScaryDogmaticAliens Protoss]] charge\\

I want my [[LargeHam THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]][[ChewingTheScenery !!!!!!!!!!!!]]
-->--Level 80 Elite Tauren Cheif, [[StarCraft Terran Up the Night]]

I want my [[LargeHam THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]][[FeedMe !!!!!!!!!!!!]]

->When the Protoss chargge\\
And the Zetg start to swarm\\
I don't want no Zeus\\

I want my [[LargeHamTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]][[FeedMe!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

I want my [[HamAndCheeseTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]][[FeedMe!!!!!!!!!!!!]]