History Quotes / HowToTrainYourDragon

17th Jan '17 8:28:39 PM jenwa26
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->'''Hiccup:''' And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. [Imitating Stoick] "Exceuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you've brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This here, this is a talkin' ''fishbone''"

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->'''Hiccup:''' And when he does, it's always with this... disappointed scowl, like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. [Imitating Stoick] "Exceuse "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you've brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This here, this is a talkin' ''fishbone''"
28th Jun '14 3:30:01 PM Andre
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->'''Gobber:''' Oh, perfect. And, and while ''I'm'' busy, Hiccup can cover the stall! Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself; What could ''possibly'' go wrong?

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->'''Gobber:''' Oh, perfect. And, and while ''I'm'' busy, Hiccup can cover the stall! Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself; [[SarcasmMode What could ''possibly'' go wrong?
wrong?]]
5th Dec '13 12:05:27 PM Trogdor
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->''And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was '''delicious'''! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!''
-->--'''Gobber'''
7th Feb '13 12:28:16 PM ztlawton
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->'''Vikings:''' [Muttering, glancing away] Count me out. [...] Today's no good for me. [...] I have to do my {{Pun axe returns}}.

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->'''Vikings:''' [Muttering, glancing away] Count me out. [...] Today's no good for me. [...] I have to do my {{Pun [[{{Pun}} axe returns}}.returns]].
7th Feb '13 12:27:54 PM ztlawton
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->'''Vikings:''' [Muttering, glancing away] Count me out. [...] Today's no good for me. [...] I have to do my [[Pun axe returns]].

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->'''Vikings:''' [Muttering, glancing away] Count me out. [...] Today's no good for me. [...] I have to do my [[Pun {{Pun axe returns]].returns}}.
18th Jan '13 3:29:52 PM Tuckerscreator
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->'''Hiccup:''' ...I could get used to it.
18th Jan '13 3:27:17 PM Tuckerscreator
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->'''Hiccup:''' [[OhCrap Except for you.]]

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->'''Hiccup:''' [[OhCrap [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Except for you.]]
17th Dec '12 9:47:55 AM ztlawton
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Warning: Spoilers Below!
17th Dec '12 9:47:36 AM ztlawton
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->''This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Ya' see most places have mice, or mosquitoes; we have... Dragons.''

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->''This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Ya' see most places have mice, or mosquitoes; mosquitoes... we have... Dragons.''



->'''Stoick:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [Nods, smiling proudly]]]

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->'''Stoick:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [Nods, smiling proudly]]]proudly]]]

->'''Astrid:''' [Punches Hiccup on the shoulder] ''That's'' for scaring me.
->'''Hiccup:''' Wha-what! What, is it always going to be this way? 'Cause-
->'''Astrid:''' [Kisses Hiccup on the mouth]

->''This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here, is tough, and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have... dragons.''
-->--'''Hiccup''', Closing Narration
17th Dec '12 9:41:46 AM ztlawton
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->''Listen, Stoick, I was, overhearing some of the men just now and, well, you know, ''some'' of them, are wondering, what it is we're up to here. Not, not me of course. I know you're always the man with the plan. But some - not me - are wondering if there is in fact a plan at all, and, what it might be.''
-->--'''Gobber'''

->[The Viking ships pass a wreck wedged vertically on a rock spire]
->'''Viking:''' [-That's not really encouraging.-]
->'''Gobber:''' Oh. Heh. I was wondering where that went.

->'''Stoick:''' When we crack this mountain open, all Hell is gonna break loose.
->'''Gobber:''' [[BringMyBrownPants In my undies!]] Good thing I brought extras.

->'''Stoick:''' Hiccup! I'm sorry. For... everything.
->'''Hiccup:''' Yeah, me too.
->'''Stoick:''' You don't have to go up there.
->'''Hiccup:''' [[IronicEcho We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.]]

->'''Hiccup:''' I knew it. I'm dead.
->'''Stoick:''' [Chuckles] No, but you gave it your best shot.

->'''Stoick:''' [[IronicEcho Turns out all we needed]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming was a little more of... this.]]
->'''Hiccup:''' You just gestured to all of me.
->'''Stoick:''' [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [Nods, smiling proudly]]]
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