History Quotes / HomeStuck

28th Nov '15 4:57:41 PM Twiddler
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-->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \\
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-->JASPERSPRITE: ->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \\
28th Nov '15 4:57:13 PM Twiddler
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-->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \\ JASPERSPRITE: And you dont know what that means but you will see its all tied together! \\ JASPERSPRITE: All the life in the ocean and all the shiny rain and the songs in your head and the letters they make. \\ JASPERSPRITE: A beam of light i think is like a drop of rain or a long piece of yarn that dances around when you play with it and make it look enticing! \\ JASPERSPRITE: And the way that it shakes is the same as what makes notes in a song! \\ JASPERSPRITE: And a song i think can be written down as letters. \\ JASPERSPRITE: So if you play the right song and it makes all the right letters then those letters could be all the letters that make life possible. \\ JASPERSPRITE: So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain! -->-- Jaspersprite [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003526 tells Rose about her quest]] ----

11th Oct '15 9:28:40 PM DarkHunter
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\n[[/folder]]->"Homestuck is one elaborate, self-referencing inside joke collapsed inside its own funhouse mirror reflection." -->-- [[http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/02/a-story-that-could-only-be-told-online/385895/ Article in ''The Atlantic'']], by Lilian Min

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23rd Sep '15 1:03:33 AM Twiddler
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-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12680094125/answers via Tumblr]]
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-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12680094125/answers via Tumblr]]Tumblr]] ([[http://mspaintadventureswiki.tumblr.com/post/63803326538/answers-archive mirror]])
23rd Sep '15 1:01:55 AM Twiddler
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->''"The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give." ''
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->''"The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give." ''\\ Should all entertainment be like that? No way. But something should be like that, because something like that should exist. That’s why puzzles exist, because puzzles are cool sometimes, and are challenging. We don’t go up to a jigsaw puzzle and go, “why the fuck is this in so many different PIECES, what kind of IDIOT would break this nice picture into TINY LITTLE BITS?!!” Nor do we want all of our nice pictures broken into bits like that. Some we just want to hang on walls and look at.\\ But unlike a jigsaw puzzle, there’s much to enjoy without having to solve it. Fun characters and silly moments. But if you turn your brain on, you can engage with the complexity and depth. If you turn it ALL the way on, you can get everything, and solve the puzzle. There is a range of ways to interface with it, from the casual to the maniacal. Failing to grasp everything shouldn’t preclude basic enjoyment, nor is it a symptom of failure by either the reader or the story."''
9th Sep '15 8:41:02 AM possiblySerious
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->TG: oh no ->TG: no dude ->TG: you sassed me up ->TG: we are in THE SHIT now ->TG: together ->TG: for the long haul ->AT: i, ->AT: wHAT, ->TG: we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch ->TG: you and me ->TG: welcome to nam ->TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop ->AT: uHHH, wHO, ->AT: wHO'S CHARLIE, ->TG: hes the guy whos gonna read our vows ->TG: im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden ->TG: take a look down by your foot see that little bottle ->TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire ->TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt ->TG: im your 300 pound matronly freight-train ->TG: and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling ->AT: oH MY GOD, ->TG: bro look in my eyes ->TG: that twinkle ->TG: that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint ->TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother ->TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE ->TG: thats what you see ->TG: a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together ->TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine ->TG: turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong ->TG: this is how we do this ->TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo ->-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked turntechGodhead [TG] -- ----
9th Jul '15 9:44:42 AM cookiefonster
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8th Jul '15 4:54:46 PM Kishmond
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->''"This is how most mysteries work in Homestuck. You know a thing is going to happen in the future, but you don't know why or how. So you just keep reading, while screaming."'' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', Homestuck Book 3 ----
26th Jun '15 12:33:48 PM Twiddler
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->''" Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience."'' --> -- Andrew Hussie himself. ----

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\n[[/folder]]->''" Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience."'' --> -- [[http://web.archive.org/web/20141026042923/http://mspaintadventures.com Andrew Hussie himself,]] post-[S] GAME OVER.

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26th Jun '15 8:05:20 AM cookiefonster
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->CG: HEY. ->AC: :33 < *ac perks up curiously* ->AC: :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes* ->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO SINK THIS LOW. ->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM. ->CG: KARKAT MYSTIFIES IN INFINITE BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU ARE PRESENTLY THE BEST REMAINING CANDIDATE FOR THE RED TEAM. ->AC: :33 < i am??? ->AC: :33 < i mean *ac says i am??? wondrously* ->CG: YES AND KARKAT CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT. ->CG: KARKAT THINKS ABOUT THAT A BIT AND HIS JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN OF BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING KUNG FU MASTER. ->AC: :33 < *ac gathers up all the brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites karkat inside* -->--''Hivebent,'' Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004061 inviting]] Nepeta into the game.
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->CG: HEY. ->AC: :33 < *ac perks up curiously* ->AC: :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes* ->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO SINK THIS LOW. ->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM. ->CG: KARKAT MYSTIFIES IN INFINITE BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THE FACT THAT ->GC: YOU ARE PRESENTLY THE BEST REMAINING CANDIDATE FOR THE RED TEAM. ->AC: :33 < i am??? ->AC: :33 < i mean *ac says i am??? wondrously* ->CG: YES AND KARKAT CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT. ->CG: KARKAT THINKS ABOUT THAT A BIT AND HIS JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN [=SM3LL L1K3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=] ->TG: what ->TG: youre aliens do you even have orange creamsicles ->GC: OF BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING KUNG FU MASTER. ->AC: :33 < *ac gathers up all the brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites karkat inside* -->--''Hivebent,'' Karkat [[http://www.[=COURS3 WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=] ->GC: NOT [=ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH=] -->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004061 inviting]] Nepeta into the game.com/?s=6&p=003557 Terezi and Davesprite]]

->AG: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must 8e really nice 8eing a human, even though you're all so weak. ->AG: 8ut may8e it's ok to 8e weak, if that's what's normal. ->EB: yeah, it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human. -->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005375 A conversation]] between John and Vriska (Warning: Full log contains spoilers.)
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->AG: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must 8e really nice 8eing a human, even though you're ->GC: [=D4V3=] ->GC: [=C4N 1 COM3 TO YOUR S33 P4RTY?=] ->TG: i guess but youll have to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere ->TG: god so weak. ->AG: 8ut may8e it's ok beautiful to 8e weak, if that's what's normal. ->EB: yeah, it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human. -->--[[http://www.look at with my perfect eyesight ->GC: [=C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?=] ->TG: yeah thats fine -->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005375 A conversation]] between John com/?s=6&p=003836 Terezi and Vriska (Warning: Full log contains spoilers.) Dave]]

->CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF ->CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
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->CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF ->CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003955 *GC [=L4NDS ON YOUR WH3LP1NG STOOP 4ND R4PS ON YOUR C4V3 W1TH H3R NOBL3 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LON=]*]] ->GC: *[=4ND ONC3 W1TH H3R M1GHTY SNOUT FOR GOOD M34SUR3=]* ->AC: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit [=sl33py=] from the recent kill* ->AC: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws* ->AC: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!* ->GC: >8O ->GC: *GC [=W1TH 4 M1GHTY WH1SK OF H3R M1GHTY T41L PLUCKS TH3 K1SS OUT OF TH3 41R M1GHT1LY=]* ->GC: *[=GC POCK3TS TH3 K1SS 1N H3R 3NCH4NT3D RUCKS4CK FOR L4T3R, TO DO SOM3TH1NG M4G1C4L, L1K3 M4K3 GOBL1N W1SH3S COM3 TRU3=]* ->AC: :33 < *yes! ac finds that to be a most admirable use of a kiss!*

->GC: YOU [=SM3LL L1K3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=] ->TG: what ->TG: youre aliens do you even have orange creamsicles ->GC: OF [=COURS3 WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=] ->GC: NOT [=ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH=]
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->GC: ->CG: HEY. ->AC: :33 < *ac perks up curiously* ->AC: :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes* ->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO SINK THIS LOW. ->CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM. ->CG: KARKAT MYSTIFIES IN INFINITE BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU [=SM3LL L1K3 OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=] ->TG: what ->TG: youre aliens do you even have orange creamsicles ->GC: ARE PRESENTLY THE BEST REMAINING CANDIDATE FOR THE RED TEAM. ->AC: :33 < i am??? ->AC: :33 < i mean *ac says i am??? wondrously* ->CG: YES AND KARKAT CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT. ->CG: KARKAT THINKS ABOUT THAT A BIT AND HIS JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN OF [=COURS3 WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S=] ->GC: NOT [=ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH=]BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING KUNG FU MASTER. ->AC: :33 < *ac gathers up all the brick pieces and builds a cute little house and invites karkat inside* -->--''Hivebent,'' Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004061 inviting]] Nepeta into the game.

->EB: so, if you're sure that we are going to fail... ->EB: what is the point of everything we're doing? ->TT: Simple. ->TT: The objective is no longer to win. ->EB: um... ->EB: i mean, what are we actually shooting for here? ->TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible. ->TT: To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams. ->TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. ->TT: Are you ready to wreak some havoc, John? ->EB: i suddenly don't understand anything.
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->EB: so, if you're sure that we are going ->CCG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004447 OK I'M RAMBLING HERE, I'M AWARE OF THAT.]] ->CCG: FUTURE ME, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE WEIGH IN ON THIS, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. ->CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. ->CCG: GET TO THE POINT. ->''FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to fail... ->EB: what is the point of everything we're doing? ->TT: Simple. ->TT: The objective is no longer to win. ->EB: um... ->EB: i mean, what are we actually shooting for here? ->TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible. ->TT: To rip its stitches and pry answers memo.'' ->FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH. ->''CCG banned FCG from the seams. ->TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. ->TT: Are you ready responding to wreak some havoc, John? ->EB: i suddenly don't understand anything. memo.''

->GC: [=D4V3=] ->GC: [=C4N 1 COM3 TO YOUR S33 P4RTY?=] ->TG: i guess but youll have to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere ->TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight ->GC: [=C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?=] ->TG: yeah thats fine
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->CG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004474 THE BOTTOM LINE IS I AM NOT GOING TO EXILE JACK BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN SMELL MALICE OFF AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE]]. ->GC: [=D4V3=] [=K4RK4T, H3S 4 J3RK!=] ->GC: [=C4N 1 COM3 [=H3 H4S ST4BB3D YOU ON MOR3 TH4N ON3 OCC4S1ON!=] ->CG: SOME OF THOSE STABBINGS WERE ACCIDENTAL! ->GC: >8| ->CG: OK, WELL I KNOW FOR A FACT THE THIRD TIME WAS ACCIDENTAL. ---- ->CGC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004529 WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO SUBM1T ON TH3 SUBJ3CT OF K4RK4TS T3NUOUS GR1P ON TH3 T4TT3R3D R3M41NS OF H1S S4N1TY, COUNS3LOR N3P3T4]]? ->''CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.'' ->CAC: :33 < *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry* ->CAC: :33 < *she doesnt understand why ->CAC: :33 < i dont understand why we are doing this! ->CAC: :33 < what was the point again? ->CGC: [=3XC3LL3NT QU3ST1ON M1SS POUNC3LLOR=] ->''PAST carcinoGeneticist 2 [=[PCG2]=] 5 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.'' ->[=PCG2=]: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. ->[=PCG2=]: I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU ARE GOING TO START WRITING THIS MEMO IN FIVE MINUTES. ->[=PCG2=]: ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO MAKE MY "[=BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CH=]" AND THEN WALK OVER TO YOUR S33 P4RTY?=] ->TG: i guess but youll have COMPUTER AND START FUCKING WITH YOU. ->[=PCG2=]: GO AHEAD, BAN ME ALL YOU WANT. ->''CGC banned [=PCG2=] from responding to be careful not to stumble around bumping into all the gorgeous masterpieces hanging around everywhere ->TG: god so beautiful to look at with my perfect eyesight ->GC: [=C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?=] ->TG: yeah thats fine memo.''

->VRISKA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006740 8etween you and me, I'm starting to think we are getting jerked around here.]] You know? ->TAVROS: uHHH, ->VRISKA: Some inexplica8le forces out there are fucking with us. They are doing everything in their power to make sure that when we're not 8eing totally humili8ted, [[DemotedToExtra we are staying completely irrelevant.]] ->VRISKA: We can't let them toy with us, then just sweep us under the carpet like that. I'm not going to let our relevance 8e marginalized anymore, Tavros. ->TAVROS: wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ->VRISKA: [[RageAgainstTheAuthor I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.]] ->TAVROS: oH, nO,,, ->[...] ->VRISKA: I'm going to have to insist. ->VRISKA: You are going to join me and together we are going to fuck shit up.
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->VRISKA: ->EB: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006740 8etween you and me, I'm starting to think com/?s=6&p=004582 so, if you're sure that we are getting jerked around here.]] You know? ->TAVROS: uHHH, ->VRISKA: Some inexplica8le forces out there are fucking with us. They are doing going to fail...]] ->EB: what is the point of everything in their power to make sure that when we're not 8eing totally humili8ted, [[DemotedToExtra we doing? ->TT: Simple. ->TT: The objective is no longer to win. ->EB: um... ->EB: i mean, what are staying completely irrelevant.]] ->VRISKA: We can't let them toy with us, then just sweep us under we actually shooting for here? ->TT: To do as much damage to the carpet like that. I'm not going game as possible. ->TT: To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams. ->TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. ->TT: Are you ready to let our relevance 8e marginalized anymore, Tavros.wreak some havoc, John? ->EB: i suddenly don't understand anything. ->TAVROS: wHAT ARE ->CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF ->CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU GOING TO DO, ->VRISKA: [[RageAgainstTheAuthor I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.]] ->TAVROS: oH, nO,,, ->[...] ->VRISKA: I'm going to have to insist. ->VRISKA: You are going to join me INSUFFERABLE PRICK. -->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 A memo]] between John, Dave, and together we are going to fuck shit up. Karkat about romantic relations with troll girls

->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003955 *GC [=L4NDS ON YOUR WH3LP1NG STOOP 4ND R4PS ON YOUR C4V3 W1TH H3R NOBL3 4ND 3L3G4NT T4LON=]*]] ->GC: *[=4ND ONC3 W1TH H3R M1GHTY SNOUT FOR GOOD M34SUR3=]* ->AC: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit [=sl33py=] from the recent kill* ->AC: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws* ->AC: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!* ->GC: >8O ->GC: *GC [=W1TH 4 M1GHTY WH1SK OF H3R M1GHTY T41L PLUCKS TH3 K1SS OUT OF TH3 41R M1GHT1LY=]* ->GC: *[=GC POCK3TS TH3 K1SS 1N H3R 3NCH4NT3D RUCKS4CK FOR L4T3R, TO DO SOM3TH1NG M4G1C4L, L1K3 M4K3 GOBL1N W1SH3S COM3 TRU3=]* ->AC: :33 < *yes! ac finds that to be a most admirable use of a kiss!* ----

->CCG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004447 OK I'M RAMBLING HERE, I'M AWARE OF THAT.]] ->CCG: FUTURE ME, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE WEIGH IN ON THIS, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. ->CCG: IF I WERE FUTURE ME, WHICH I GUESS I AM, I WOULD READ THIS AND BE ALL OVER IT, LIKE DAMMIT KARKAT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. ->CCG: GET TO THE POINT. ->''FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 0:20 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.'' ->FCG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH. ->''CCG banned FCG from responding to memo.'' ---- ->CG: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004474 THE BOTTOM LINE IS I AM NOT GOING TO EXILE JACK BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN SMELL MALICE OFF AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE]]. ->GC: [=K4RK4T, H3S 4 J3RK!=] ->GC: [=H3 H4S ST4BB3D YOU ON MOR3 TH4N ON3 OCC4S1ON!=] ->CG: SOME OF THOSE STABBINGS WERE ACCIDENTAL! ->GC: >8| ->CG: OK, WELL I KNOW FOR A FACT THE THIRD TIME WAS ACCIDENTAL. ----

---- ->CGC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004529 WH4T DO YOU H4V3 TO SUBM1T ON TH3 SUBJ3CT OF K4RK4TS T3NUOUS GR1P ON TH3 T4TT3R3D R3M41NS OF H1S S4N1TY, COUNS3LOR N3P3T4]]? ->''CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.'' ->CAC: :33 < *the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry* ->CAC: :33 < *she doesnt understand why ->CAC: :33 < i dont understand why we are doing this! ->CAC: :33 < what was the point again? ->CGC: [=3XC3LL3NT QU3ST1ON M1SS POUNC3LLOR=] ->''PAST carcinoGeneticist 2 [=[PCG2]=] 5 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.'' ->[=PCG2=]: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. ->[=PCG2=]: I CAN PLAINLY SEE YOU ARE GOING TO START WRITING THIS MEMO IN FIVE MINUTES. ->[=PCG2=]: ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO MAKE MY "[=BOR1NG 1NSP1R4T1ON4L SP33CH=]" AND THEN WALK OVER TO YOUR COMPUTER AND START FUCKING WITH YOU. ->[=PCG2=]: GO AHEAD, BAN ME ALL YOU WANT. ->''CGC banned [=PCG2=] from responding to memo.''

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-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 ''Kanaya: Return to Core'' animationanimation]]

->DAVE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007919 where did you even get that chair]] ->DAVE: did you steal it from the common area ->KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. ->KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR. ->KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. ->KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE. ->KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. ->DAVE: sounds like communism ->DAVE: are you a communist or something ->DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all ->KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? ->DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up ->DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production ->KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE.
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->DAVE: [[http://www.->AG: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must 8e really nice 8eing a human, even though you're all so weak. ->AG: 8ut may8e it's ok to 8e weak, if that's what's normal. ->EB: yeah, it is pretty great, actually. i highly recommend being human. -->--[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007919 where did you even get that chair]] ->DAVE: did you steal it from the common area ->KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE com/?s=6&p=005375 A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. ->KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR. ->KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. ->KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE. ->KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. ->DAVE: sounds like communism ->DAVE: are you a communist or something ->DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle conversation]] between John and all ->KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? ->DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up ->DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production ->KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE. Vriska (Warning: Full log contains spoilers.)

->DAVE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007919 where did you even get that chair]] ->DAVE: did you steal it from the common area ->KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. ->KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR. ->KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. ->KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE. ->KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. ->DAVE: sounds like communism ->DAVE: are you a communist or something ->DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all ->KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? ->DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up ->DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the means of production ->KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE. -->--Sollux Captor

->JAKE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007416 I do hope she hasnt tired too badly of listening to my problems.]] The last thing i want is to give the impression that everything revolves around my various romantic hurdles. ->ERISOLSPRITE: revvolvve around? iit2 a biit late for that jake. ->ERISOLSPRITE: your flu2hed quadrant ii2 a black hole and wwe are all beiing dragged 2creamiin through iit2 evvent horiizon. ----

->JAKE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007416 I do hope she hasnt tired too badly of listening to my problems.]] The last thing i want is to give the impression that everything revolves around my various romantic hurdles. ->ERISOLSPRITE: revvolvve around? iit2 a biit late for that jake. ->ERISOLSPRITE: your flu2hed quadrant ii2 a black hole -->-- Jane and wwe are all beiing dragged 2creamiin through iit2 evvent horiizon. ----Roxy

->KANAYA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008298 I Am Not Scared Of You!]] ->KANAYA: None Of Us Are! ->KARKAT: (i kind of am) ->KANAYA: Karkat Shut Up!
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->KANAYA: ->VRISKA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008298 com/?s=6&p=006740 8etween you and me, I'm starting to think we are getting jerked around here.]] You know? ->TAVROS: uHHH, ->VRISKA: Some inexplica8le forces out there are fucking with us. They are doing everything in their power to make sure that when we're not 8eing totally humili8ted, [[DemotedToExtra we are staying completely irrelevant.]] ->VRISKA: We can't let them toy with us, then just sweep us under the carpet like that. I'm not going to let our relevance 8e marginalized anymore, Tavros. ->TAVROS: wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ->VRISKA: [[RageAgainstTheAuthor I Am Not Scared Of You!]] ->KANAYA: None Of Us Are! ->KARKAT: (i kind of am) ->KANAYA: Karkat Shut Up! think it's time to start fucking some shit up.]] ->TAVROS: oH, nO,,, ->[...] ->VRISKA: I'm going to have to insist. ->VRISKA: You are going to join me and together we are going to fuck shit up.

->ARQUIUSPRITE: You, seadwelling mustard b100d. Half of me commands the peasant half of you to resolve my emotional turmoil, while humbly requesting the noble half of you to do the same. The other half of me doesn't give a flying hoot about your lame caste bull and is just kind of freaking out internally about this.
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->ARQUIUSPRITE: You, seadwelling mustard b100d. Half ->JAKE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007416 I do hope she hasnt tired too badly of me commands the peasant half of you listening to resolve my emotional turmoil, while humbly requesting the noble half of you to do the same. problems.]] The other half of me doesn't last thing i want is to give the impression that everything revolves around my various romantic hurdles. ->ERISOLSPRITE: revvolvve around? iit2 a flying hoot about biit late for that jake. ->ERISOLSPRITE: your lame caste bull flu2hed quadrant ii2 a black hole and is just kind of freaking out internally about this.wwe are all beiing dragged 2creamiin through iit2 evvent horiizon.

->KANAYA: I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That I Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment ->SOLLUX: kanaya, d0n't be such a damn n00b. ->SOLLUX: the explanation for all the stuff i just heard is s0 0bvi0us. ->KANAYA: What Is The Explanation ->SOLLUX: mutha. ->SOLLUX: fuckin. ->SOLLUX: shenanigans. [[/folder]] [[folder:About Homestuck]] ->''" Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience."'' --> -- Andrew Hussie himself.
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->KANAYA: I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On ->ARQUIUSPRITE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007659 You, seadwelling mustard b100d.]] Half of me commands the peasant half of you to resolve my emotional turmoil, while humbly requesting the noble half of you to do the same. The Laughable Insinuation That I Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment ->SOLLUX: kanaya, d0n't be such other half of me doesn't give a damn n00b. ->SOLLUX: the explanation for all the stuff i flying hoot about your lame caste bulls**t and is just heard is s0 0bvi0us. ->KANAYA: What Is The Explanation ->SOLLUX: mutha. ->SOLLUX: fuckin. ->SOLLUX: shenanigans. [[/folder]] [[folder:About Homestuck]] ->''" Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience."'' --> -- Andrew Hussie himself.kind of freaking out internally about this.

->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.'' ->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.'' ->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.'' ->''Welcome to Homestuck."'' -->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)
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->''"So a seemingly insignificant item ->DAVE: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007919 where did you even get that chair]] ->DAVE: did you steal it from the beginning of common area ->KARKAT: UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE EVER, I HAPPEN TO MAKE A PRACTICE OF CAPTCHALOGUING ITEMS WHICH MIGHT BE CONVENIENT ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. ->KARKAT: SAY I'M STROLLING AROUND AND FIND MYSELF IN NEED OF A PLACE TO SIT? BAM. SUDDENLY, A CHAIR. ->KARKAT: AND NO I DIDN'T STEAL IT. ->KARKAT: HOW COULD I STEAL SOMETHING FROM THE COMMON AREA? NOBODY ACTUALLY OWNS ANY OF THAT FUCKING FURNITURE. ->KARKAT: THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE *COMMON* AREA, YOU ACCUSATORY PIECE OF FILTH. ->DAVE: sounds like communism ->DAVE: are you a communist or something ->DAVE: actually that makes perfect sense what with your sickle and all ->KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? ->DAVE: wait john has a hammer oh shit its all adding up ->DAVE: when we arrive are you going to team up with john and seize the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause means of pretty much every bad thing in the story.'' ->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.'' ->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.'' ->''Welcome to Homestuck."'' -->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)production ->KARKAT: YOU APPEAR TO BE JUMPSTARTING A FACETIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME SORT OF HUMAN ECONOMIC IDEOLOGICAL FRAMEWORK, WITHOUT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST CLUE THAT YOUR VEHICLE IS PARKED SQUARELY IN THE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ZONE.

->''"It's just one of those gratifying moments where you look and you say "What in the name of God am I [[ArchivePanic spending weeks on weeks]] reading?""'' -->--'''M.G. Bowman''', member of the ''Homestuck'' music team, [[http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-95164/TS-523796.mp3 comments]] on [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 this]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment flash]].
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->''"It's just one of those gratifying moments where you look and you say "What in the name of God am I [[ArchivePanic spending weeks on weeks]] reading?""'' -->--'''M.G. Bowman''', member of the ''Homestuck'' music team, [[http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-95164/TS-523796.mp3 comments]] on ->KANAYA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 this]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment flash]].com/?s=6&p=008298 I Am Not Scared Of You!]] ->KANAYA: None Of Us Are! ->KARKAT: (i kind of am) ->KANAYA: Karkat Shut Up!

->''"There was only one sure thing I knew when starting HS. That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically the mission statement."'' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Formspring
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->''"There was only one sure thing ->KANAYA: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009285 I knew when starting HS. Suddenly Dont Understand Anything And Am Currently Casting Sincere Doubt On The Laughable Insinuation That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically Or Anyone Else Ever Actually Did For Even A Single Moment]] ->SOLLUX: kanaya, d0n't be such a damn n00b. ->SOLLUX: the mission statement.explanation for all the stuff i just heard is s0 0bvi0us. ->KANAYA: What Is The Explanation ->SOLLUX: mutha. ->SOLLUX: fuckin. ->SOLLUX: shenanigans. [[/folder]] [[folder:About Homestuck]] ->''" Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience."'' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Formspring--> -- Andrew Hussie himself.

->''"Trying to explain homestuck to someone who's never read it, is like trying to explain the flavour of chocolate to a rock."'' -->--{{Reddit}} user '''yugosaki''', on [[http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/k4jhh/happen_to_anyone_else/ this]]
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->''"Trying to explain homestuck to someone who's never read it, ->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is like trying suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the flavour cause of chocolate pretty much every bad thing in the story.'' ->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a rock.time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.'' ->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.'' ->''Welcome to Homestuck."'' -->--{{Reddit}} user '''yugosaki''', -->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on [[http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/k4jhh/happen_to_anyone_else/ this]]MSPA Forum (8/6/11)

->''"The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give." '' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12680094125/answers via Tumblr]]
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->''"The thing is, Homestuck is both a story ->''"It's just one of those gratifying moments where you look and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give." '' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12680094125/answers via Tumblr]]you say "What in the name of God am I [[ArchivePanic spending weeks on weeks]] reading?""'' -->--'''M.G. Bowman''', member of the ''Homestuck'' music team, [[http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-95164/TS-523796.mp3 comments]] on [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 this]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment flash]].

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->''"There was only one sure thing I knew when starting HS. That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically the mission statement."'' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', via Formspring ---- ->''"Trying to explain homestuck to someone who's never read it, is like trying to explain the flavour of chocolate to a rock."'' -->--{{Reddit}} user '''yugosaki''', on [[http://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/k4jhh/happen_to_anyone_else/ this]] ---- ->''"The thing is, Homestuck is both a story and a puzzle, by design and by definition. If asked to define it, “a story that’s also a puzzle” is as close to true as any answer I’d give." '' -->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''', [[http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12680094125/answers via Tumblr]]Tumblr]] ----
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