History Quotes / HomeStuck

27th Apr '16 5:24:58 AM cookiefonster
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->UU: good morning, lovely. ^u^ \\
GG: Why, hellooooooo. \\
UU: so i gUess today is finally the day yoU make everything better. \\
GG: :B! \\
UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space. \\
UU: a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence. \\
UU: and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever \\
UU: today yoU are poised to escape its scowl once and for all. \\
UU: by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration. \\
UU: and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask \\
UU: is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind?
-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006044 Calliope greets Jane]] and foreshadows events to come
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[[folder:About Homestuck]]
->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)



->UU: good morning, lovely. ^u^ \\
GG: Why, hellooooooo. \\
UU: so i gUess today is finally the day yoU make everything better. \\
GG: :B! \\
UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space. \\
UU: a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence. \\
UU: and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever \\
UU: today yoU are poised to escape its scowl once and for all. \\
UU: by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration. \\
UU: and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask \\
UU: is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind?
-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006044 Calliope greets Jane]] and foreshadows events to come

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[[folder:About Homestuck]]
->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)
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14th Apr '16 11:10:12 AM Berrenta
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->''[[ItGetsBetter "IT GETS BETTER.]] The beginning of Homestuck may seem dull to many and you may wonder why this is even popular, but keep reading. It gets better, really. I wish that I originally had someone that smacked me in the head whenever I whined that it was boring in the beginning.''

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->''[[ItGetsBetter ->''[[SlowPacedBeginning "IT GETS BETTER.]] BETTER. The beginning of Homestuck may seem dull to many and you may wonder why this is even popular, but keep reading. reading.]] It gets better, really. I wish that I originally had someone that smacked me in the head whenever I whined that it was boring in the beginning.''
13th Apr '16 1:44:03 PM Twiddler
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UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space.

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UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space. \\
13th Apr '16 1:43:25 PM Twiddler
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[[folder:About Homestuck]]
->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)


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->UU: good morning, lovely. ^u^ \\
GG: Why, hellooooooo. \\
UU: so i gUess today is finally the day yoU make everything better. \\
GG: :B! \\
UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space.
UU: a day delivered throUgh eighty billion years and foUr distinct Universal instances worth of Unfathomable tUrbUlence. \\
UU: and while the emerald eye of this storm is fixed in the abyss forever \\
UU: today yoU are poised to escape its scowl once and for all. \\
UU: by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration. \\
UU: and if yoU are to meet this departUre with trepidation i woUld Understand! bUt also i woUld ask \\
UU: is there nothing i can do to ease yoUr mind?
-->-- [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006044 Calliope greets Jane]] and foreshadows events to come

[[/folder]]

[[folder:About Homestuck]]
->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)
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9th Mar '16 5:03:16 AM cookiefonster
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->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004997 HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND?]]
->TG: i dont know sounds like a riddle
->TG: fuck it ill just say all of it
->TG: i mean that is the answer right
->GC: [=SM4RT4SS >:P =]
->GC: [=1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3 =]
->GC: [=1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3 =]
->GC: [=TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T =]
->GC: [=B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M =]
->GC: [=R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT =]
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[[/folder]]

[[folder:About Homestuck]]
->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)



->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004997 HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND?]]
->TG: i dont know sounds like a riddle
->TG: fuck it ill just say all of it
->TG: i mean that is the answer right
->GC: [=SM4RT4SS >:P =]
->GC: [=1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3 =]
->GC: [=1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3 =]
->GC: [=TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T =]
->GC: [=B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M =]
->GC: [=R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT =]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:About Homestuck]]
->''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story.''
->''And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Music/InsaneClownPosse ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too.''
->''For those keeping score at home, this made things less confusing.''
->''Welcome to Homestuck."''
-->--Originally posted by '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41081-CARCINOgeneticist-More-like...-oh-8-y&p=5419423&viewfull=1#post5419423 thegreenspark]]''' on MSPA Forum (8/6/11)
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27th Feb '16 11:45:40 AM Canama
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->GC: SM4RT4SS >:P
->GC: 1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3
->GC: 1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3
->GC: TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T
->GC: B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M
->GC: R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT

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->GC: SM4RT4SS >:P
[=SM4RT4SS >:P =]
->GC: 1T [=1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3
D4V3 =]
->GC: 1F [=1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3
H4V3 =]
->GC: TH3N [=TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T
UPS3T =]
->GC: B3C4US3 [=B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M
TH3M =]
->GC: R4TH3R [=R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT
THOUGHT =]
27th Feb '16 11:43:52 AM Canama
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->GC: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004997 HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND?]]
->TG: i dont know sounds like a riddle
->TG: fuck it ill just say all of it
->TG: i mean that is the answer right
->GC: SM4RT4SS >:P
->GC: 1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3
->GC: 1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3
->GC: TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T
->GC: B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M
->GC: R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT
28th Nov '15 4:57:41 PM Twiddler
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-->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \\

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-->JASPERSPRITE: ->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \\
28th Nov '15 4:57:13 PM Twiddler
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-->JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light. \\
JASPERSPRITE: And you dont know what that means but you will see its all tied together! \\
JASPERSPRITE: All the life in the ocean and all the shiny rain and the songs in your head and the letters they make. \\
JASPERSPRITE: A beam of light i think is like a drop of rain or a long piece of yarn that dances around when you play with it and make it look enticing! \\
JASPERSPRITE: And the way that it shakes is the same as what makes notes in a song! \\
JASPERSPRITE: And a song i think can be written down as letters. \\
JASPERSPRITE: So if you play the right song and it makes all the right letters then those letters could be all the letters that make life possible. \\
JASPERSPRITE: So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!
-->-- Jaspersprite [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003526 tells Rose about her quest]]
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11th Oct '15 9:28:40 PM DarkHunter
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\n[[/folder]]->"Homestuck is one elaborate, self-referencing inside joke collapsed inside its own funhouse mirror reflection."
-->-- [[http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/02/a-story-that-could-only-be-told-online/385895/ Article in ''The Atlantic'']], by Lilian Min


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