History Quotes / HandiCappedBadAss

-->--'''Arsenal''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice'', "Satisfaction"

-->-- '''Film/MadMax'''

--->'''[[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity The Arbamovici Twins]]''' have only one arm each, but in those arms are a giant sickle and a sledgehammer.

-->--'''Arsenal''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

--> ''"You look so strong. You are not so strong. I kill you with one hand."''

-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'' on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/baldwin.html Baldwin IV of Jerusalem]]

-->-- '''Leslie Fish''', "The Cripples' Shield Wall."

-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'' on UsefulNotes/JanZizka

-->-- Lt. Col (ret.) Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)

->''Gotta love modern weapons tech. Easier for a one-armed man to fire a missile launcher than pull on his pants!''
-->-- '''Arsenal''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

-->-- '''Admiral Lord UsefulNotes/HoratioNelson''', disobeying a direct order to retreat at the Battle of Copenhagen.

-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'' on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/zizka.html Jan Zizka]]

''For the blind, hault, and lame can be good at this game when well placed defending the toys''\\

-->-- '''Leslie Fish''', "The Cripple's Shield Wall."

->''"Yeah, that might have hurt - if I wasn't fucking ''crippled'', dumbass."''

->''Think about this for a minute. On most days, Baldwin IV was barely able to stand – let alone take on the most powerful army in the world – but on the battlefield at Mont Gisard, he got so ripshit pumped up out of his mind about doing one completely fucking aweseome thing with his life that he did what seemed impossible and served as an inspiration to every man around him. The once-feeble King was out there in front of the host of warriors, his hands and arms wrapped in bandages in an unsuccessful attempt to lessen the searing pain shooting through his body as he gripped his blade, as he spurred his horse on, leading a charge of 500 knights (and a few thousand local infantry) against an army of 26,000 battle-hardened veteran soldiers. The people who witnessed this got so ridiculously jacked that they each fought like a fucking roid-raging Yetis on PCP, swinging their blades at the unprepared invaders like cheesy 1980s slasher-movie villains assaulting a sorority house.''

->''Having both his eyes put out by enemy weaponry STILL didn't stop Zizka, however – this tank-driving maniac was just too badass to fade away. He went on to command his army for 4 more years, the blind leading the non-blind, and still never lost a fight.''

->''“When I’m asked if the country is ready for women in combat, I look down at where my legs used to be and think, ‘Where do you think this happened, a bar fight?’“''

->''"You know, Foley, I only have one eye - I have the right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal!"''

->''"I will now make a confession: It was the sight of your maimed strength and masterfulness that begot [[Literature/TreasureIsland Long John Silver]]... the idea of the [[AnArmAndALeg maimed man]], ruling and dreaded by the sound, was entirely taken from you."''

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-->''"Yeah, that might have hurt - if I wasn't fucking ''crippled'', dumbass."''
-->'''[[Literature/TheActsOfCaine Caine's]]''' response to being kicked in the leg, moments before he breaks the poor sap's neck.

-->''"Don't listen to anyone who tells you that you can't do this or that. That's nonsense. Make up your mind, you'll never use crutches or a stick, then have a go at everything. Go to school, join in all the games you can. Go anywhere you want to. But never, never let them persuade you that things are too difficult or impossible."''
--> Sir. Douglas Bader, one of the greatest RealLife examples.

-->''Think about this for a minute. On most days, Baldwin IV was barely able to stand – let alone take on the most powerful army in the world – but on the battlefield at Mont Gisard, he got so ripshit pumped up out of his mind about doing one completely fucking aweseome thing with his life that he did what seemed impossible and served as an inspiration to every man around him. The once-feeble King was out there in front of the host of warriors, his hands and arms wrapped in bandages in an unsuccessful attempt to lessen the searing pain shooting through his body as he gripped his blade, as he spurred his horse on, leading a charge of 500 knights (and a few thousand local infantry) against an army of 26,000 battle-hardened veteran soldiers. The people who witnessed this got so ridiculously jacked that they each fought like a fucking roid-raging Yetis on PCP, swinging their blades at the unprepared invaders like cheesy 1980s slasher-movie villains assaulting a sorority house.''
-->--'''BadassOfTheWeek'' on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/baldwin.html Baldwin IV of Jerusalem]]

-->''Beware, I implore, all ye masters of war who prefer to draft healthy young boys.''
-->''For the blind, hault, and lame can be good at this game when well placed defending the toys''
-->''They’ve learned their art well and they strike hard and true.''
-->''If they’ve something to prove, then they’ll prove it on you.''
-->''The last line on Earth that you’d want to drive through you can swear is the cripples’ shield-wall."''
--->--Leslie Fish, "The Cripple's Shield Wall."''

-->''Having both his eyes put out by enemy weaponry STILL didn't stop Zizka, however – this tank-driving maniac was just too badass to fade away. He went on to command his army for 4 more years, the blind leading the non-blind, and still never lost a fight.''
--->'''BadassOfTheWeek''' on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/zizka.html Jan Zizka]]

-->''“When I’m asked if the country is ready for women in combat, I look down at where my legs used to be and think, ‘Where do you think this happened, a bar fight?’“''
--->--Lt. Col (ret.) Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)

-->''Gotta love modern weapons tech. Easier for a one-armed man to fire a missile launcher than pull on his pants!''
--->-'''Arsenal''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

-->''"You know, Foley, I only have one eye - I have the right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal!"''
--->--Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson, disobeying a direct order to retreat at the Battle of Copenhagen.

-->''"I will now make a confession: It was the sight of your maimed strength and masterfulness that begot [[Literature/TreasureIsland Long John Silver]]... the idea of the [[AnArmAndALeg maimed man]], ruling and dreaded by the sound, was entirely taken from you."''
--->-- '''Creator/RobertLouisStevenson''' to his friend [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Ernest_Henley William Ernest Henley]][[note]]Writer of "Invictus" and, coincidentally, father of the girl who inspired [[Literature/PeterPan Wendy Darling]][[/note]]

-->'''Shockwave:''' This is no place for a ''one-handed'' Autobot.
-->'''Ultra Magnus:''' ''(elbows him in the face)'' I'll take one bum hand over [[CyberCyclops one good eye]] any day. ''(punch!)''
--->-- ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''

-->'''Johnny the Boy:''' Look at you; a cripple and a mute.
-->'''Goose:''' That's right, skag. He sings, and I tap-dance. ''(starts to throttle Johnny)''
--->-- '''Film/MadMax'''

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-->'''Goose:''' That's right. He sings, and I tap-dance. ''(starts to throttle Johnny)''

->'''Johnny the Boy:''' Look at you; a cripple and a mute.
->'''Goose:''' That's right. He sings, and I tap-dance. ''(starts to throttle Johnny)''
-->-- '''Film/MadMax'''

-->'''Shockwave:'' This is no place for a ''one-handed'' Autobot.

--->'''[[ArkhamCity The Arbamovici Twins]]''' have only one arm each, but in those arms are a giant sickle and a sledgehammer.

--->-- Creator/RobertLouisStevenson to his friend [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Ernest_Henley William Ernest Henley]][[note]]Writer of "Invictus" and, coincidentally, father of the girl who inspired [[Literature/PeterPan Wendy Darling]][[/note]]

--->'''BadassOftheWeek''' on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/zizka.html Jan Zizka]]

->''Gotta love modern weapons tech. Easier for a one-armed man to fire a missile launcher than pull on his pants!''
-->-'''Arsenal''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

-->--Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson, disobeying a direct order to retreat at the Battle of Copenhagen.

-->'''[[ArkhamCity The Arbamovici Twins]]''' has only one arm each, but in those arms is a giant sickle and a sledgehammer.

--->--'''Lt. Col (ret.) Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)'''

-->'''[[TheActsOfCaine Caine's]]''' response to being kicked in the leg, moments before he breaks the poor sap's neck.

->''Beware, I implore, all ye masters of war who prefer to draft healthy young boys.''
->''For the blind, hault, and lame can be good at this game when well placed defending the toys''
->''They’ve learned their art well and they strike hard and true.''
->''If they’ve something to prove, then they’ll prove it on you.''
->''The last line on Earth that you’d want to drive through you can swear is the cripples’ shield-wall."''

->''Having both his eyes put out by enemy weaponry STILL didn't stop Zizka, however – this tank-driving maniac was just too badass to fade away. He went on to command his army for 4 more years, the blind leading the non-blind, and still never lost a fight.''
-->'''BadassOftheWeek''' on [[http://badassoftheweek.com/zizka.html Jan Zizka]]