History Quotes / GallowsHumor

26th Jan '16 6:37:52 PM hamonrye
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->''"Some media sites had to throw up a disclaimer that the news isnít a hoax, because as everyone knows, Abe died many times in hoaxes. He was the best sport about it and was in on the gag. He probably said, ďIím not dead yet, bitches,Ē every time he entered a room."'' -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/26/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-abe-vigoda-has-died/ Michael K.]]''', "Itís The End Of The World As We Know It, Abe Vigoda Has Died"
1st Jan '16 7:35:52 PM hamonrye
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->''"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."'' -->--'''Neils Bohr'''
6th Dec '15 4:14:33 PM hamonrye
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'''Ezri'': Sounds like a lazy day to me.
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'''Ezri'': '''Ezri''': Sounds like a lazy day to me.

-->--'''''Series/StarTrekVoyager''''', "Night"
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-->--'''''Series/StarTrekVoyager''''', -->--''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Night"
6th Dec '15 4:13:41 PM hamonrye
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->'''Chakotay:''' Seven, I want ''good'' news and thatís an order! ->'''Seven:''' Then I must disobey.
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->'''Worf''': It appears all we have left to do now is be executed.\\ '''Ezri'': Sounds like a lazy day to me. -->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Strange Bedfellows" ->'''Chakotay:''' Seven, I want ''good'' news and thatís an order! ->'''Seven:''' order!\\ '''Seven:''' Then I must disobey.
25th Nov '15 8:46:00 AM namingway
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'''Vir''': And then he won't even get ''that'' out. I mean, maybe he'll just go: "Lon.. arrgh". Or maybe he's totally delirious and then say everything backwards: "Kill Londo!
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'''Vir''': And then he won't even get ''that'' out. I mean, maybe he'll just go: "Lon.. arrgh". Or maybe he's totally delirious and then say everything backwards: "Kill Londo! Londo!"
25th Nov '15 8:45:36 AM namingway
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'''Londo''': "Almost"? Feh! How fast is almost? Time enough for him to stagger back into the main room and cry out: "Londo killed me!"? Or maybe just enough time for him to say: "Londo kill... aargh"?\\ '''Vir''': And then he won't even get that out, I mean, maybe he just go: "Lon.. arrgh". Or maybe he's totally delirious and then say everything backwards, and say: "Kill Londo!
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'''Londo''': "Almost"? Feh! How fast is almost? Time enough for him to stagger back into the main room and cry out: "Londo killed me!"? Or maybe just enough time for him to say: say: "Londo kill... aargh"?\\ '''Vir''': And then he won't even get that out, ''that'' out. I mean, maybe he he'll just go: "Lon.. arrgh". Or maybe he's totally delirious and then say everything backwards, and say: backwards: "Kill Londo!
25th Nov '15 8:44:44 AM namingway
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->'''Londo''': How fast does the poison work?\\ '''Vir''': Very quickly, he said almost instantaneously.\\ '''Londo''': "Almost"? Feh! How fast is almost? Time enough for him to stagger back into the main room and cry out: "Londo killed me!"? Or maybe just enough time for him to say: "Londo kill... aargh"?\\ '''Vir''': And then he won't even get that out, I mean, maybe he just go: "Lon.. arrgh". Or maybe he's totally delirious and then say everything backwards, and say: "Kill Londo! -->--''Series/BabylonFive'', "The Long Night"
2nd Aug '15 8:33:47 AM johnnyfog
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->ďWhen you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight.Ē -->--'''Jerome Lawrence''', ''InheritTheWind''
24th Mar '15 8:31:32 PM johnnyfog
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->It is sometimes hard in times like these to understand God's way... It is then that we must understand that God's sense of humor is much more complex than ours. God does not simply laugh at the "Man Walks Into A Bar" joke. No, God needs subtle irony and farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can do is hope is that God got his laugh and this kind of tragedy can be avoided in the future. -->-- '''Father Maxi''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
23rd Mar '15 6:31:57 PM johnnyfog
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->''Laughing is all I can do\\ Trying to keep from falling through\\ Nothing ever changes\\ Nothing ever changes'' -->--"Nothing Ever Changes", '''Music/TheWildhearts'''
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