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->''Nani?!''
-->-- '''The general response to the above line'''
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->''Omae wa mou shindeiru."[[labelnote:Translation]]You are already dead[[/labelnote]]

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->''Omae wa mou shindeiru."[[labelnote:Translation]]You ''[[labelnote:Translation]]You are already dead[[/labelnote]]
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->''Omae wa mou shindeiru."[[labelnote:Translation]]You are already dead[[/labelnote]]
-->-- '''Kenshiro's memetic catchphrase'''
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->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named Kenshiro who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''
-->-- '''[[Website/HardcoreGaming101 Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [[http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review]] of ''[[DolledUpInstallment Black Belt]]''
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-->>-- '''Farewell, Kenshiro! Farewell, Hokuto Shinken!'''

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-->>-- -->-- '''Farewell, Kenshiro! Farewell, Hokuto Shinken!'''
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->--'''"My friends made me who I am today. Their hearts, and their love. Their fists are my fists. However, I will keep on fighting... As long as my friends are with me!"'''
-->>-- ''Farewell, Kenshiro! Farewell, Hokuto Shinken!''

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->--'''"My ->--''"My friends made me who I am today. Their hearts, and their love. Their fists are my fists. However, I will keep on fighting... As long as my friends are with me!"'''
me!"''
-->>-- ''Farewell, '''Farewell, Kenshiro! Farewell, Hokuto Shinken!''Shinken!'''
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->--'''"My friends made me who I am today. Their hearts, and their love. Their fists are my fists. However, I will keep on fighting... As long as my friends are with me!"'''
-->>-- ''Farewell, Kenshiro! Farewell, Hokuto Shinken!''
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->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''

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->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] Kenshiro who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''
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->''"For nothing but a drop of water... A child's life is taken! What horrible times!"''

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->''"For nothing but a drop of water... A child's life is taken! We take an innocent life! What horrible times!"''
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->''Souther! I won't leave one hair of you left on this world!''

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->''Souther! ->''"Souther! I won't leave one hair of you left on this world!''world!"''



->''Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I [[spoiler:die in your place]].''

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->''Mamiya...->''"Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I [[spoiler:die in your place]].''"''



->''For nothing but a drop of water... A child's life is taken! What horrible times!''

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->''For ->''"For nothing but a drop of water... A child's life is taken! What horrible times!''times!"''


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->''Souther! I won't leave one hair of left on this world!''

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->''Souther! I won't leave one hair of you left on this world!''
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->''For nothing but a drop of water... A child's life is taken! What horrible times!''
-->-- '''Kenshiro''', ''Chapter 18''
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-->--'''Kenshiro''', ''Chapter 94''

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-->--'''Kenshiro''', -->-- '''Kenshiro''', ''Chapter 94''



-->--'''Rei''', ''Chapter 79''

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-->--'''Rei''', -->-- '''Rei''', ''Chapter 79''
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-->''And I'll take down anyone who gets in my way with a single finger!''

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-->''And ->''And I'll take down anyone who gets in my way with a single finger!''



-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''

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-->''You ->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''



-->''Souther! I won't leave one hair of left on this world!''

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-->''Souther! ->''Souther! I won't leave one hair of left on this world!''



-->''Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I [[spoiler:die in your place]].''

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-->''Mamiya...->''Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I [[spoiler:die in your place]].''
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-->''Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I die in your place.''

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-->''Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I die [[spoiler:die in your place.place]].''
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-->-- '''[[HardcoreGaming101 Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [[http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review]] of ''[[DolledUpInstallment Black Belt]]''

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-->-- '''[[HardcoreGaming101 '''[[Website/HardcoreGaming101 Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [[http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review]] of ''[[DolledUpInstallment Black Belt]]''
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-->--'''Re''', ''Chapter 79''

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-->--'''Re''', -->--'''Rei''', ''Chapter 79''
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-->''Souther! I won't leave one hair of left on this world!''
-->--'''Kenshiro''', ''Chapter 94''

-->''Mamiya... A woman of infinite sadness... In that case... It's for the best that I die in your place.''
-->--'''Re''', ''Chapter 79''
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-->''And I'll take down anyone who gets in my way with a single finger!''\\

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-->''And I'll take down anyone who gets in my way with a single finger!''\\finger!''



-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\

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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\''
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-'''Ai wo Torimodose''', aka [[RefrainFromAssuming YOU wa SHOCK]] (OP)

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-'''Ai -->-- '''Ai wo Torimodose''', aka [[RefrainFromAssuming YOU wa SHOCK]] (OP)



-'''[[HardcoreGaming101 Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [[http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review]] of ''[[DolledUpInstallment Black Belt]]''

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-'''[[HardcoreGaming101 -->-- '''[[HardcoreGaming101 Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [[http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review]] of ''[[DolledUpInstallment Black Belt]]''
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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\

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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\
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-->'''The time of retribution... DECIDE THE DESTINY!'''
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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlastecine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\

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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[MadeOfPlastecine [[MadeOfPlasticine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\
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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\

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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs [[MadeOfPlastecine more or less explode]]. There are [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\
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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the bishounen craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[BadAss Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs more or less explode]]. There are muscles and dudes screaming at each other and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\

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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the bishounen [[{{Bishonen}} bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[BadAss [[{{Badass}} Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs more or less explode]]. There are muscles [[HeroicBuild muscles]] and [[{{Kiai}} dudes screaming at each other other]] and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''\\
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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the bishounen craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[BadAss Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs more or less explode]]. There are muscles and dudes screaming at each other and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''

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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the bishounen craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[BadAss Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs more or less explode]]. There are muscles and dudes screaming at each other and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''''\\
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-->''You know how Japanese games are all [[BlueBishonenGhetto filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the bishounen craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[BadAss Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[LudicrousGibs more or less explode]]. There are muscles and dudes screaming at each other and [[{{Gorn}} tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[RatedMForManly oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[TestosteronePoisoning she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''
-'''[[HardcoreGaming101 Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [[http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review]] of ''[[DolledUpInstallment Black Belt]]''

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