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->''"People think I get some sort of sick thrill out of killing people.'' ({{beat}}) ''And yeah, that pretty much sums it up."''

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->''"People think I get some sort of sick thrill out of killing people.'' ({{beat}}) ''And ''[[IResembleThatRemark And yeah, that pretty much sums it up."'']]"''



->''"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' and suddenly all they can see is Satan. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was [[ValuesDissonance a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today]]. And by all accounts their relationship was [[HappilyMarried remarkably functional]]. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid [[InevitablyBrokenRule did the one thing he warned him not to do]]. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[DarkIsNotEvil loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted', so this enormous dork also named [[FluffyTheTerrible his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'.]] You gotta love this guy!"''

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->''"Hades has really gotten a bad rep over the years. People hear 'King of the Underworld' [[EveryoneIsSatanInHell and suddenly all they can see is Satan.Satan]]. The thing is, mythological Hades [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold never did ANYTHING to deserve his bad rep]]. Sure, he kidnapped Persephone, but this was [[ValuesDissonance a time when kidnapping your future wife wasn't as frowned upon as it is today]]. And by all accounts their relationship was [[HappilyMarried remarkably functional]]. He asked Zeus to stop Asclepius from resurrecting the dead, but it's not his fault that Zeus interpreted that as 'set the guy on fire.' He helped Orpheus reunite with his dead wife, and hey, it's not his fault the kid [[InevitablyBrokenRule did the one thing he warned him not to do]]. By all accounts, Hades is a really NiceGuy who [[DarkIsNotEvil loves his wife, keeps his promises, and does his job]]. Also there's evidence that Cerberus means 'spotted', so this enormous dork also named [[FluffyTheTerrible his three-headed hellhound 'Spot'.]] You gotta love this guy!"''



->''"I'm quite feared up there. Most of them can't distinguish between me and, say, Ares--or your father, even. We fill them with despair. No helping it."''

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->''"I'm quite feared up there. Most of them can't distinguish between me and, say, Ares--or Ares — or your father, even. We fill them with despair. No helping it."''

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