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-> '''Black Mage''': Where in the hell are we?\\
'''Red Mage''': My A-hole.\\
'''Black Mage''': Goddammit, Red Mage...
-->-- [[https://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/06/13/episode-1140-where-the-sun-dont-shine/ 1140]]

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-->--'''Brian Clevinger''', [[http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1028523&postcount=9 commenting on]] [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2010/03/20/episode-1224-a-legend-is-born/ the penultimate 8-Bit Theater strip]].

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~~-->--'''Brian Clevinger''', [[http://www.~~-->--[[http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1028523&postcount=9 commenting on]] [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2010/03/20/episode-1224-a-legend-is-born/ the penultimate 8-Bit Theater ~~strip]].~~
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->''8-bit Theater'' was a webcomic by Brian Clevinger (hi) that ran from 2001 to 2009. It was about four [[VillainProtagonist murder hobos]] pretending to be heroes of destiny who were foretold to save the world from a great evil, but it turns out ''they're'' the great evil.\\
Actually, that's not canonical, just implied over and over. What the hell, it's 2021, you can't stop me, '''''IT'S CANONICAL NOW.'''''\\
Anyway. ''8BT'' was a hit of early 2000s webcomicry, so it was about video games. Superficially, it was about ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI'' released for the Platform/NintendoEntertainmentSystem in 1987. But, ''slightly'' deeper than superficially, it was about video games as a whole, tabletop gaming, nerd stuff generally, film, history, philosophy, politics, a ''lot'' of [[BlackComedy cartoonish ultra-violence]], and thousands of art crimes that made it impossible to ever print. Until now!\\
Readers have asked about a print edition for year and years. What I usually tell them is that I don't want to get [[ScrewedByTheLawyers sued by the brilliant and attractive lawyers at Square-Enix]] because ''that'' distracts from the fact that I [[SelfDeprecation rather idiotically produced]] ''every single page'' at 72dpi. For those of you who aren't in publishing: generally speaking you want at least 300dpi for print. So, even if we ''could'' print them we ''can't'' print them.\\
But what we ''can'' do is make '''a complete script book compendium (no sprites do not sue)''' containing freshly typed scripts for all 1,224 comics and the Epilogue! But that's not all. I'm [[FixItInPost fixing typos and grammar]], [[AcquiredErrorAtThePrinter messing up new typos and grammer]], producing all-new commentary, including behind-the-scenes tidbits, adding insights into my process, and tucking extra jokes into the panel descriptions!\\
In short it's '''the''' ultimate ''8-bit Theater'' print collection. And this is '''YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO GET IT'''. We're limiting the print run to whatever you folks buy. I mean, we'll make a ''few'' extra [[GenreSavvy to account for potential shipping mishaps because that's gonna happen to someone]]. '''BUT IF YOU DON'T GET ONE OF THESE RIGHT NOW THEN YOU NEVER WILL!''' Think of it like an NFT [[TakeThat without the forest fire]].
-->--[[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bclev/8-bit-theater-20th-anniversary-book-wait-20-years-son-of-a 20th Anniversary Book]] Kickstarter

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->'''Black Mage''': Look, the truth is we're light warriors and we're not very good people.
-->-- Black Mage sums up about half the comic [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/01/22/episode-375-thinking-outside-the-box/ 375]]

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->'''Thief''': Look, the truth is we're light warriors and we're not very good people.
-->-- Thief sums up about half the comic [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/01/22/episode-375-thinking-outside-the-box/ 375]]

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-> '''Black Mage''': ''(Pinned to a tree by arrows)'' By the way, ignoring me is really '''[[IncrediblyLamePun stuck up]]''' of you, and I'd know it. Seriously though, I'm not so n'''[[IncrediblyLamePun arrow]]''' minded to hold that against you guys.

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-> '''Black Mage''': ''(Pinned to a tree by arrows)'' By the way, ignoring me is really ~~'''[[IncrediblyLamePun~~ '''[[{{Pun}} stuck up]]''' of you, and I'd know it. Seriously though, I'm not so ~~n'''[[IncrediblyLamePun~~ n'''[[{{Pun}} arrow]]''' minded to hold that against you guys.

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->- '''Red Mage''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think we may have doomed all creation.
->- '''Black Mage''': We're ahead of schedule or...? [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/11/08/episode-917-let-sleeping-dragons-lie/ 917]]

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~~->-~~ -> '''Red Mage''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think we may have doomed all creation.
~~->-~~ -> '''Black Mage''': We're ahead of schedule or...? [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/11/08/episode-917-let-sleeping-dragons-lie/ 917]]

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-> '''Ranger''': Your deceptions will not work on me,[[YeOldeButcheredEnglish oh Crimsoned Wizard.]]

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-> '''Ranger''': Your deceptions will not work on ~~me,[[YeOldeButcheredEnglish~~ me, [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish oh Crimsoned Wizard.]]

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->''"I'd say his moral framework just snapped, but what moral framework?"''
-->--'''Red Mage''' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/04/20/episode-685-the-final-straw/ 685]]

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->''"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/04/19/episode-835-refining-moment/ 835]]

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->''"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/04/19/episode-835-refining-moment/ 835]]

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->[On Thief] ''"It's a bad sign when your leader's whole exit strategy is to screw you."''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/11/12/episode-623-there-was-a-fire-fight/ 623]]

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->[On Black Mage] ''"I'd say his moral framework just snapped, but what moral framework?"''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/04/20/episode-685-the-final-straw/ 685]]

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->[On Black Mage] ''"I'd say his moral framework just snapped, but what moral framework?"''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/04/20/episode-685-the-final-straw/ 685]]

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-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/04/19/episode-835-refining-moment/ 835]]

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->''"Outlook not so good through the wholly'' fictional ''lens you view reality, Red Mage?"''
-->-- '''Black Mage''', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/11/14/episode-1191-redistribution-of-xp/ 1191]]

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->''"It's a bad sign when your leader's whole exit strategy is to screw you."''
-->--'''Red Mage''', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/11/12/episode-623-there-was-a-fire-fight/ 623]]

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'''Black Mage''': Well, one is Thief and the other is about to be me because I'm a coward.

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'''Black Mage''': ~~Well,~~ [[BrutalHonesty Well,]] [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere one is ~~Thief~~ Thief]] and the other is about to be me [[DirtyCoward because I'm a coward.]]

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-->--Black Mage's {{Catchphrase}} every time Thief screws the rest of them over.

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-> '''Red Mage''': So, we're surrounded by dragons.\\
'''Thief''': On the bright side, as a '''ninja''', I can just be outta here.\\
'''Black Mage''': Yeah, that helps the team.\\
'''Thief''': It helps '''[[ItsAllAboutMe part]]''' of the team.\\
'''Fighter''': That is totally true! [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/06/19/episode-1007-follow-the-destructions/ 1007]]

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-> '''Black Mage''': Um, they were cold?
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-> '''Black Mage''': Um, they were ~~cold?~~
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->''"[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Sword-chucks, yo.]]"''

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~~->''"[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Sword-chucks,~~ ->''"Sword-chucks, yo.~~]]"''~~"''

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-> I am Sarda. And I am older than time. I possess power beyond mortal understanding. My plans will not be undone by such amateur hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding. I am Sarda. My will be done.
-- -- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/10/01/episode-1179-everything-will-be-fine/ 1179]]

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-> I ''I am Sarda. And I am older than time. I possess power beyond mortal understanding. My plans will not be undone by such amateur hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding. I am Sarda. My will be done.
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-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/10/01/episode-1179-everything-will-be-fine/ 1179]]

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-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/02/23/episode-959-last-chance/ 959]

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-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/02/23/episode-959-last-chance/ ~~959]~~
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-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/02/19/episode-957-bargain-bin/]]

->[To the Dragon]''"Call my bluff, if you like. We're Light Warriors and Light Warriors get '''''Orbs''''' of Light. That's just the way it is. You can be alive or dead when it's done."

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->[To the Dragon]''"Call my bluff, if you like. We're Light Warriors and Light Warriors get '''''Orbs''''' of Light. That's just the way it is. You can be alive or dead when it's done.""''

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->[To the Dragon]''"Look, it's a simple matter of pattern recognition. There are four orbs. We've come across three of them. Each was guarded by an incredible being that far outclassed us. We killed them. We killed them all. The king of death, The queen of fire, and a monster who eats universes[...]Now, I'm not saying we're going to kill you. I don't even know how we'd do it. I '''''am''''' saying that monsters with orbs have a way of dying when we're around them."''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/02/19/episode-957-bargain-bin/]]

->[To the Dragon]''"Call my bluff, if you like. We're Light Warriors and Light Warriors get '''''Orbs''''' of Light. That's just the way it is. You can be alive or dead when it's done."
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/02/23/episode-959-last-chance/ 959]

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->''"Well, I ''have'' been meaning out how to turn self-love into an atrocity..."''
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->''"Well, I ''have'' been meaning to figure out how to turn self-love into an atrocity..."''
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-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/10/29/episode-618-tough-love/ 618]]

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'''Black Mage''': Then I'm sure you'll appreciate [[LikeABadassOutOfHell what is going to occur]].

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'''Black Mage''': Then I'm sure you'll appreciate ~~[[LikeABadassOutOfHell~~ [[HellHasNewManagement what is going to occur]].

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->''"This is a temple ''dedicated'' to evil. It's built on the desecrated ancient burial ground where other ''more'' ancient desecrated burial grounds went when they got evil stuff built all over ''them''. The architect was a necromancer and the contractor was in the eldritch mafia. Which together explains how the corpses from all the desecrated burial grounds were animated to build the temple using their own remains as the masonry. Frankly, we'll be lucky if the architecture is ''only'' [[GeniusLoci sentient]]. It could also be [[MalevolentArchitecture filled with rage. Or crazy]]."''

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->''"Black Belt! Stop her with your violence!"''

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->''"Black Belt! [[MyGreatestFailure Stop her with your ~~violence!"''~~violence.]]"''

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'''Black Mage''': Of course. If I'd done it for no reason, I'd be a sicko or something.\\

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'''Black Mage''': Of course. [[PragmaticVillainy If I'd done it for no reason, I'd be a sicko or something.\\]]\\

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-> [To Black Mage] ''"Death is not "funny", you miserable little '''pukestain''' of a worm! If I hear so much as an utterance on the subject of Black Belt, I will personally ensure that your life will be a series of wretched events that march you into an early (and shallow) grave."''
-->-- [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/11/11/episode-481-black-belt-walks-into-a-bar/ 481]]

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-> ''I am White Mage, a destroyer of worlds!
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-> ~~''I~~ ''"I am White Mage, a destroyer of ~~worlds!~~
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-> ''I am White Mage, a destroyer of worlds!
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-> [To Black Mage] Death is not "funny", you miserable little '''pukestain''' of a worm! If I hear so much as an utterance on the subject of Black Belt, I will personally ensure that your life will be a series of wretched events that march you into an early (and shallow) grave.

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-> [To Black Mage] ~~Death~~ ''"Death is not "funny", you miserable little '''pukestain''' of a worm! If I hear so much as an utterance on the subject of Black Belt, I will personally ensure that your life will be a series of wretched events that march you into an early (and shallow) grave."''

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