History Quotes / DidYouJustPUnchOutCthulhu

'''Cthulhu:''' Who dares summon mighty Cthulhu?\\

'''Cthulhu:''' [[OhNoNotAgain Oh Crikey. You again?]]

->'''Franchise/SpiderMan:''' He... he used to be a Herald of ''[[Characters/MarvelComicsGalactus Galactus]]'', for Pete's sake! He coulda killed me!\\

[[MakeMeWannaShout The sweet song of Skyrim, sky-shattering Thu'um]]\\\

'''Cthulhu:''' [[OhNoNotAgain Oh Crikey. You again]]?

->''"Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life and death. The trick is not to fear him."''
-->-- '''Lady Eboshi''', ''Anime/PrincessMononoke''

->'''[[VideoGame/PhantasyStarIV The Profound Darkness]]:''' Hello, my name is the Profound Darkness, and I got beaten to death by a [[JustAKid teenage kid]] [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits and his motley crew of heroes and misfits]].
->'''[[VideoGame/ShiningInTheDarkness Darksol]], [[VideoGame/ShiningForce Iom]], [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]], [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Lavos]], and [[VideoGame/GrandiaII Valmar]]:''' [[TropaholicsAnonymous Hello, Profound Darkness]]...

'''Asura:''' ''[[[ExactWords extends arm]]... into [[spoiler:Chakravartin's]]] face'' [[ShutUpHannibal I refuse]]!

->'''Johnny Cage:''' Once upon a time, I beat [[GodOfEvil Shinnok]]!\\

'''Asura:''' ''[extends arm and PUNCHES [[spoiler:Chakravartin]]]'' [[ShutUpHannibal I refuse]]!

->''"Crowning our glory by defeating a god... Now that is true art."''

->'''Johnny Cage:''' Once upon a time, I beat Shinnok!\\

'''Johnny Cage:''' Look it up! I laid him out!

-->-- '''Shulk''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles''

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'''Ed:''' (''punches him out'') Get up, you novice! I'm about to show you how outclassed you are! This fight you lose!

-->-- '''[[Manga/{{Berserk}} Guts]]''', to a demon [[PreMortemOneLiner right before he killed it]]

->Like dropping a match down an oil well, the antimatter bomb sets off a chain reaction. Engulfing the power that resides and burns within the imposing mammoth. For a creature that lives in a [[HorrorHunger constant state of unendurable pain from hunger]] - he finds a new level of agony. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "There are other wolds than this one..." he thinks. "...worlds that are less trouble."]] And for generations to come, when the people of this Earth talk of the day of their liberation, when the green-skinned oppressors ran in fear from a space monster. They will also tell of a sight that few realities have ever known: the visage of the mighty Galactus fleeing from a fight.

->'''Franchise/SpiderMan:''' He... he used to be a Herald of ''ComicBook/{{Galactus}}'', for Pete's sake! He coulda killed me!
->'''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica:''' Considering his power, [[{{Understatement}} it looks like you did pretty well]]...
-->-- '''Captain America''' commending '''Spider-Man''' for punching out [[Characters/MarvelComicsHeraldsOfGalactus Firelord]] without taking a single hit, ''The Amazing Spider-Man'' #270

->War in Alfheim. Civil war in Asgard. When even the elves and immortals can't keep their houses in order...what the hell kind of hope do the rest of us have? Then again, when you're a ninety-pound woman [[YourDaysAreNumbered dying of cancer]]...it ''does'' feel pretty good to punch God in the face. Feels good the second time, too. And the third.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Thor 2014}} #5''

->Mecha-Cthulhu may be out there, and he may want to eat your face, but if you have a big enough gun, you can kick his eldritch, multidimensional ass.

->"As any science fiction movie will tell you, there are [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Some Things That Man Is Not Meant To Know]]. This weapon will help you kill those things."

->Asuka reared back, and started a short run. "Stop hurting my friend, ''DU VERFICKTEN HURENSÖHNE!''"\\

[...]\\

Arael's death scream was audible even in the vacuum of space, to those with ears to hear.
-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10675474/37/Advice-and-Trust Chapter 9.25: "Everything I Do..."]]

->'''Dormammu:''' Ah, Hyperion... come to die... behold, as-\\
SCYTHE TO THE FACE!
->'''Dormammu:''' Cease this!\\
SCYTHE TO THE FACE!
->'''Dormammu:''' I said cease!\\
SCYTHE TO THE FACE!
->'''Dormammu:''' I will make you BEG for death!\\
SCYTHE TO THE FACE!
->'''Dormammu:''' End this torment! Dormammu commands you!\\
SCYTHE TO THE FACE!

Some time later...\\

->'''Dormammu:''' Hyperion... I've come to bargain.

->'''Sister:''' [[BadassBoast I've crushed things that could fit this world on their]] ''[[BadassBoast fingernails.]]'' This victory brings me no honor.
->'''Monkey:''' Then imagine how it'll feel when you ''lose.''

->'''Loki:''' ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! [[AGodAmI I am a GOD]], you dull creature! And I will NOT be bullied by-\\
(''[[MetronomicManMashing WHAM-WHAM-WHAM]], [[MegatonPunch SMASH]] [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill SMASH]]'')\\
'''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk''': Puny god...
-->-- ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''

->''[Beverly] wasn't afraid. And we aren't either. Not anymore. Now ''you're'' the one who's afraid...because you're gonna ''starve.''''

->''"There are things you can't fight, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win."''
-->--'''Raleigh Becket''', ''Film/PacificRim''

->Call me... the Guarding Dark. Imagine how powerful I must be. And now, get out of town.

->No matter how subtle the Jenoine, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp its style.

->Don't worry about the [[EldritchAbomination eldritch horror]], we've got [[CrazyPrepared a plan for this contingency]] — as soon as we've evac'd we'll just pop [[MacrossMissileMassacre a brace of Storm Shadows]] on his ass and send him right back down where he came from.

->'''Tanith Low''': I mean, we've just killed a god. Where do you go from killing a god?
->'''Valkyrie''': Kill two?
-->-- ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'' ''[[spoiler:(They go on to kill three.)]]''

->To a Many-Angled One, we impoverished entities who are stranded in three-plus-one dimensions are fairly harmless; nevertheless, even the inhabitants of Literature/{{Flatland}} can inflict a nasty paper cut upon the unwary on occasion.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheLaundryFiles Overtime]]''

->I have already killed one god today. If I had known today was a day for killing gods, I would have paced myself.

->Personally, I've always liked tackling legends. It's so much fun to let the air out of them.
-->-- '''Watchman''', one of the very badass stormtroopers of the [[Literature/OutboundFlight Empire of the Hand]]

-> The gods play games with the fate of men. [...] Above the wheel of the world, the gods played on. They sometimes forgot what happened if you let a pawn go all the way up the board.

->'''Q''': You hit me! [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]] never hit me!
->'''Sisko''': ''I'm not Picard.''
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

'''TheDevil:''' Welcome GWAR to my domain / It's nice to be called on by so many names / Now what's this I hear about you kicking '''my''' ass?

->'''[[GooGooGodlike The Child]]:''' [[AC:You slapped me! For that I should make your hand drop off.]]\\

'''The Child:''' ''(sulkily)'' [[AC:...Maybe.]]
-->-- AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho, ''[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]''

->[[LordBritishPostulate If they stat it, we can kill it.]]

->'''[[spoiler: [[GodIsEvil Chakravartin]]]]:''' You have exceeded my expectations. I praise you. You are indeed the one to inherit this world. Gaea must be led by one of its own. Now that you have become a perfect being, I may now leave this world, and save other worlds in need of my guidance. Come, and join your daughter [...] (''extends hand'') I am counting on you.\\
'''Asura:''' (''extends arm and PUNCHES [[spoiler:Chakravartin]]'') [[ShutUpHannibal I refuse!]]

->Crowning our glory by defeating a god... Now that is true art.

->God of discord, 'tis judgment that is upon you!

->'''Ivo Shandor''': [[AGodAmI I am a god!]]\\
'''Egon Spengler''': We eat gods for breakfast.

->Well, would you look at that? Even [[BigRedDevil the Devil]] bleeds.

->You're not even really alive. You're just [[DeusEstMachina a machine]]... and machines can be broken!

->[[AC:Shepard, [[{{Understatement}} you have become an annoyance.]]]]

->[[spoiler:Sovereign]] — [[CallBack "the vanguard of our destruction"]]. How's that working out for ya, big guy?

->'''Johnny Cage:''' Once upon a time, I beat Shinnok!
->'''Shang Tsung:''' My, what a colorful imagination...
->'''Johnny Cage:''' Look it up! I laid him out!

'''Tycho:'''...\\

->[[spoiler:'''Iris Sepperin''']]: [[ThisCannotBe To think I'd lose to a single mage fighting by herself]]...\\
'''Spiritia''': [[spoiler:Iris (Sepperin)]], you're wrong. [[ThePowerOfFriendship I won because everyone was cheering me on]]. No one is ever truly alone. It's because you couldn't believe in others... because you couldn't love your fellow man... That's why you lost.
-->-- ''{{VideoGame/Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->...Is that all? My blade is telling me to spill your blood, and I am inclined to obey. I don't care if you're a God, a human, or even an insect; I will rip you apart just the same.
-->-- '''Grolla''', ''{{VideoGame/Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->''Alduin's wings, they did darken the sky''\\
''His roar fury's fire, his scales sharpened scythes''\\
''Men ran and they cowered, and they fought and they died''\\
''[[CurbStompBattle They burned and they bled as they issued their cries]]''

->''We need saviors to free us from Alduin's rage''\\
''Heroes on the field for this new war to wage''\\
''For if Alduin wins, man is gone from this world''\\
''Lost in the shadows of the black wings unfurled''

->''Then came the Tongues on that terrible day''\\
''Steadfast as winter they entered the fray'' \\
''And all heard the music of Alduin's Doom''\\
''[[MakeMeWannaShout The sweet song of Skyrim, sky-shattering Thu'um]]''

->''And so the Tongues freed us from Alduin's rage''\\
''Gave the gift of the Voice, ushered in a new age''\\
''[[BadassBoast And if Alduin's eternal, then eternity's done]]''\\
''For his story is over and the dragons are gone''
-->--'''The Tale of the Tongues''', ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->But in [[VideoGame/SilentHill1 the end]], that god was killed by a single person. [[HappilyAdopted My father]], Harry Mason. I guess it wasn't much of a god if it could be killed by a human being.
-->--'''Heather Mason''', ''VideoGame/SilentHill3''

->''These nightmarish creatures ''can'' be felled! They ''can'' be beaten!''
-->--'''The Narrator''', ''Videogame/DarkestDungeon''

-> ''It is my hypothesis - a hypothesis at best - [[RobotReligion that the Vex saw the abominable presence at the heart of the Garden as a divine power. I can hear your protest already: how can machines have a god?]]''
-> ''The answer is simple. The Vex, for all their voracious intelligence, [[EldritchAbomination could not understand or decipher what they found. They searched through all available reactions, and they settled on the course with the greatest payoff...to worship this power, and to remake themselves in its image.]]''\\
''I believe the three Axis Minds found in proximity to the abomination were Vex machines built to serve as vessels for this power: a way to extend its reach across space and time, binding it to the Vex, and the Vex to it. If they had succeeded, I cannot begin to guess what horrors they would have unleashed.''
-> ''Attend carefully. There is cause for hope. [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu When endangered, the abomination activated these vessels and defended itself. This tells us that it was threatened. Whatever it was, Guardians could harm it.]]''
-->--'''Grimoire: The Sol Progeny''', ''Videogame/{{Destiny}}''

->'''Ghost''': So, ready to kill a god?
->'''Guardian''': Doesn't look like I have much choice.
-->--''Videogame/{{Destiny}}''

->'''Ghost''': Zavala, there's an entire Cabal battalion between us and that drill!
->'''Zavala''': What is a battalion to ''you'', [[OneManArmy who slew gods in the heart of]] [[GardenOfEvil the Black Garden?]]
-->--''Videogame/Destiny2''

-->--'''Lady Dialla''', ''Videogame/PathOfExile'' [[note]]To the Witch after she kills the Beast.[[/note]]

-->--'''Shulk''', ''Videogame/XenobladeChronicles''

->I'm proud that I wrote [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-02-17 a comic]] where a Lovecraftian horror is stopped in its tendrilly tracks by a [[ExaggeratedTrope stuffed animal]].
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/DominicDeegan Michael "Mookie" Terracino]]'''

'''Cthulhu:''' [[OhNoNotAgain Oh Crikey. You again?]]

->See, cuz right now this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God, I do it every day. You know, some people have breakfast, I kill God, with my super-giant house-sized sword, you know, [[BreathlessNonSequitur it has 3 mortages in it, 2 families can live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon]]; it's pretty rad.

->Oooooh! I just [[GroinAttack kicked Q in the joy department]]! That can't be smart!... Let's do it again!

->'''[[VideoGame/ShiningInTheDarkness Darksol]], [[VideoGame/ShiningForce Iom]], [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]], [[VideoGame/{{ChronoTrigger}} Lavos]], and [[VideoGame/GrandiaII Valmar]]:''' [[TropaholicsAnonymous Hello, Profound Darkness...]]

->So I brought in Death, and Death went around killing things, and then I brought in {{God}}, and Death killed God, and ''then'' I had to kill ''him...''
-->-- A Website/YouTube video, discussing ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}''

->Damn son, you didn't just stare into the abyss, you leered at it through a cold steel mask with the diseased eyes of a man with nothing left to lose, and cleaved it in twain with one empowered swing of a mortal blade.
-->--'''Youtube comment''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGsTZtH8308 this video]] regarding the final boss of ''Videogame/DarkestDungeon''

->'''Alex''': We have taken out mismatched freaks of nature created by ancient serpents, mad scientists with powerfull monsters under their command, and demons who can take over the planet! You don't think we can kill some fire-breathing beast?!
-->--''WebAnimation/DSBTInsaniT''

'''Hawkgirl:''' There is. We go to Icthulthu's world and kick his slimy [[CurseCutShort a-]]\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "The Terror Beyond"

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-->-- Confrontation between the MC and Dormammu goes a bit differently for big D than in canon, ''Fanfic/ATwelveStepsProgramToOmnipotence''

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->'''Sister:''' [[BadassBoast I've crushed things that could fit this world on their]] ''[[BadassBoast fingernails.]]'' This victory brings me no honor.
->'''Monkey:''' Then imagine how it'll feel when you ''lose.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KuboAndTheTwoStrings''