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->''Frankly, Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt there'd be [[YourBrainWontBeMuchOfAMeal enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit]].''

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->''Frankly, ->''Your brain is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal were to crack open cracked your skull, I doubt there'd be head open, [[YourBrainWontBeMuchOfAMeal there wouldn’t enough brains in there inside to cover a small water biscuit]].''
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->'''Agent Milton''': You're a wanted man, Mr. Morgan. There's five thousand dollars for your head, alone.\\
'''Arthur Morgan''': Five thousand dollars? For me? (''{{beat}}'') Can I turn myself in?
-->-- ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2''
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-> '''Merryweather:''' It looks awful. \\
'''Flora:''' That's because it's on you, dear.
-->--''WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty''
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->'''Scammer:''' Maybe you've never been led into a deadly trap before, but the correct response should be "Ah! No! Spare us!"\\
''(Eda and Lilith share a smirk)''\\
'''Eda:''' Ah, sure. ''[[MuggingTheMonster Spare us.]]''\\
'''Lilith:''' ''(as she's summoning her staff)'' Woe to us whose fates are sealed.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "Sense and Insensitivity"
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-->--''Series/ICarly'', '''Recap/ICarlyS01Ep23ICarlySavesTV'''

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-->--''Series/ICarly'', '''Recap/ICarlyS01Ep23ICarlySavesTV'''
"iCarly Saves TV"
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->'''Carly:''' I can't do ''iCarly'' without Sam, she's my co-host!\\
'''Brad:''' Sorry, but our executives found her pushy and aggressive.\\
'''Freddie:''' ...She '''is''' pushy and aggressive!\\
'''Carly:''' That's her thing!
-->--''Series/ICarly'', '''Recap/ICarlyS01Ep23ICarlySavesTV'''
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->''"Hey, stinky! Kitchen 's closed! Whatcha havin'? Six library guards raw, plus belts and boots? Man... you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out."''

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->''"Hey, stinky! Kitchen 's Kitchen's closed! Whatcha havin'? Six library guards raw, plus belts and boots? Man... you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out."''

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