History Quotes / DarkHeresy

->''It has [[{{Gorn}} the best critical hit charts ever made.]] You don't even need the rest of the game (although it is all good, it's just a LOT). Just start a campaign, wing it, and whenever anyone gets a good hit, roll on the critical hit charts. Holy fucking hell, [[CruelAndUnusualDeath did boiling bone marrow just turn my femur into a frag grenade?]] Fuck.''

->''It has the best critical hit charts ever made. You don't even need the rest of the game (although it is all good, it's just a LOT). Just start a campaign, wing it, and whenever anyone gets a good hit, roll on the critical hit charts. Holy fucking hell, did boiling bone marrow just turn my femur into a frag grenade? Fuck.''

-->-- '''Forum post on Fantasy Flight Games forum [[https://community.fantasyflightgames.com/topic/40945-you-know-youre-playing-dark-heresy-when/]].'''

-->--[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dark_Heresy 1d4chan]]

-->--[[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dark_Heresy 1d4Chan]]

''It has the best critical hit charts ever made. You don't even need the rest of the game (although it is all good, it's just a LOT). Just start a campaign, wing it, and whenever anyone gets a good hit, roll on the critical hit charts. Holy fucking hell, did boiling bone marrow just turn my femur into a frag grenade? Fuck.''

4) Your party [[ColdBloodedTorture tortures gleefully]] to obtain information, but pauses at the moral implications of [[TomeOfEldritchLore reading a book]].\\

12) Your party is all humans, however, only one of you has ever been to earth, and the only thing he remembers from the trip is the screaming.\\

6) The most protected locations on your character's body are the shoulders.\\
7) You're a group of death cultists hunting an archaeologist, [[BlackAndGreyMorality and you feel you're on the moral high ground]].\\

->''1) Your party's cleric has no magical abilities, nor healing skills.''

->''2) Despite this, your party's sorcerer spends all his time in mortal terror of what would happen if he's found out by said cleric.''

->''3) The most altruistic member of your party is the thief''

->''4) Your party tortures gleefully to obtain information, but pauses at the moral implications of reading a book''

->''5) In your party, everyone is a mutant. Everyone hides it. No one finds this the least bit funny''

->''6) The most protected locations on your character's body are the shoulders''

->''7) You're a group of death cultists hunting an archaeologist, and you feel you're on the moral high ground.''

->''8) The smartest person in your party is the cyborg.''

->''9) The cyborg is also the most religious party member, must to the consternation of your cleric''

->''10) Your party's paladin is a gorgeous woman. No one says a word about this, ever.''

->''11) The only thing your cleric fears is your party's paladin.''

->''12) Your party is all humans, however, only one of you has ever been to earth, and the only thing he remembers from the trip is the screaming''

->''13) Despite this and the horrendous scarring that resulted from the trip, he has nothing but good things to say about it.''

->''14) Your GM vetoes the bookkeeper class, judging that he is too overpowered''

->''15) Four words: Demon Haunted Laser Rifle''

->''16) Ancient Alien artifacts are scary, ancient magic artifacts are scarier, but ancient human artifacts are the stuff of nightmares.''

->''17) Your character thinks "Do I want to have this planet destroyed? With a few phonecalls, I could make that happen!"''
-->--Forum post on Fantasy Flight Games forum [[https://community.fantasyflightgames.com/topic/40945-you-know-youre-playing-dark-heresy-when/]].

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''1) Your party's cleric has no magical abilities, nor healing skills.''

''2) Despite this, your party's sorcerer spends all his time in mortal terror of what would happen if he's found out by said cleric.''

''3) The most altruistic member of your party is the thief''

''4) Your party tortures gleefully to obtain information, but pauses at the moral implications of reading a book''

''5) In your party, everyone is a mutant. Everyone hides it. No one finds this the least bit funny''

''6) The most protected locations on your character's body are the shoulders''

''7) You're a group of death cultists hunting an archaeologist, and you feel you're on the moral high ground.''

''8) The smartest person in your party is the cyborg.''

''9) The cyborg is also the most religious party member, must to the consternation of your cleric''

''10) Your party's paladin is a gorgeous woman. No one says a word about this, ever.''

''11) The only thing your cleric fears is your party's paladin.''

''12) Your party is all humans, however, only one of you has ever been to earth, and the only thing he remembers from the trip is the screaming''

''13) Despite this and the horrendous scarring that resulted from the trip, he has nothing but good things to say about it.''

''14) Your GM vetoes the bookkeeper class, judging that he is too overpowered''

''15) Four words: Demon Haunted Laser Rifle''

''16) Ancient Alien artifacts are scary, ancient magic artifacts are scarier, but ancient human artifacts are the stuff of nightmares.''

''17) Your character thinks "Do I want to have this planet destroyed? With a few phonecalls, I could make that happen!"''

->''
1) Your party's cleric has no magical abilities, nor healing skills.

2) Despite this, your party's sorcerer spends all his time in mortal terror of what would happen if he's found out by said cleric.

3) The most altruistic member of your party is the thief

4) Your party tortures gleefully to obtain information, but pauses at the moral implications of reading a book

5) In your party, everyone is a mutant. Everyone hides it. No one finds this the least bit funny

6) The most protected locations on your character's body are the shoulders

7) You're a group of death cultists hunting an archaeologist, and you feel you're on the moral high ground.

8) The smartest person in your party is the cyborg.

9) The cyborg is also the most religious party member, must to the consternation of your cleric

10) Your party's paladin is a gorgeous woman. No one says a word about this, ever.

11) The only thing your cleric fears is your party's paladin.

12) Your party is all humans, however, only one of you has ever been to earth, and the only thing he remembers from the trip is the screaming

13) Despite this and the horrendous scarring that resulted from the trip, he has nothing but good things to say about it.

14) Your GM vetoes the bookkeeper class, judging that he is too overpowered

15) Four words: Demon Haunted Laser Rifle

16) Ancient Alien artifacts are scary, ancient magic artifacts are scarier, but ancient human artifacts are the stuff of nightmares.

17) Your character thinks "Do I want to have this planet destroyed? With a few phonecalls, I could make that happen!"''