History Quotes / CutLexLuthorACheck

11th Apr '16 5:45:00 PM Adept
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-->-- '''Professor Hinkle''', ''FrostyTheSnowman''

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-->-- '''Professor Hinkle''', ''FrostyTheSnowman''
''WesternAnimation/FrostyTheSnowman''
26th Mar '16 8:57:40 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses]]? It's not like he needs the money! [[FictionFiveHundred He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year]] and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder? Hell, why even bother with all the subterfuge and the fake tournament thing? If you really wanna get fighting data, from martial artists, you could always, I don't know, tell the truth. Just offer to pay the world's greatest martial artists a million dollars to come to your island, get an injection, and spar with each other all day. I mean, is anyone even likely to care? At that point, it's not even illegal. Just patent the shit and sell it at Best Buy. You don't need to be a fucking supervillain about this.

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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need ''need'' to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses]]? It's not like he needs the money! [[FictionFiveHundred [[Fiction500 He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year]] and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that ''that'' sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder? Hell, why even bother with all the subterfuge and the fake tournament thing? If you really wanna get fighting data, from martial artists, you could always, I don't know, tell the truth. Just offer to pay the world's greatest martial artists a million dollars to come to your island, get an injection, and spar with each other all day. I mean, is anyone even likely to care? At that point, it's not even illegal. Just patent the shit and sell it at Best Buy. You don't need to be a fucking supervillain ''supervillain'' about this.
26th Mar '16 8:56:04 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses]]? It's not like he needs the money! He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder? Hell, why even bother with all the subterfuge and the fake tournament thing? If you really wanna get fighting data, from martial artists, you could always, I don't know, tell the truth. Just offer to pay the world's greatest martial artists a million dollars to come to your island, get an injection, and spar with each other all day. I mean, is anyone even likely to care? At that point, it's not even illegal. Just patent the shit and sell it at Best Buy. You don't need to be a fucking supervillain about this.

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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses]]? It's not like he needs the money! [[FictionFiveHundred He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year year]] and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder? Hell, why even bother with all the subterfuge and the fake tournament thing? If you really wanna get fighting data, from martial artists, you could always, I don't know, tell the truth. Just offer to pay the world's greatest martial artists a million dollars to come to your island, get an injection, and spar with each other all day. I mean, is anyone even likely to care? At that point, it's not even illegal. Just patent the shit and sell it at Best Buy. You don't need to be a fucking supervillain about this.
26th Mar '16 9:26:16 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses?]] It's not like he needs the money! He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder?

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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses?]] sunglasses]]? It's not like he needs the money! He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder?murder? Hell, why even bother with all the subterfuge and the fake tournament thing? If you really wanna get fighting data, from martial artists, you could always, I don't know, tell the truth. Just offer to pay the world's greatest martial artists a million dollars to come to your island, get an injection, and spar with each other all day. I mean, is anyone even likely to care? At that point, it's not even illegal. Just patent the shit and sell it at Best Buy. You don't need to be a fucking supervillain about this.
26th Mar '16 9:21:45 AM ImperialMajestyXO
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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses?]] It's not like he needs the money. He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses?

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->Okay, seriously, just answer this one for me. Why does Donovan even need to sell these [[BadassTransplant sunglasses?]] It's not like he needs the money. money! He owns a tropical island and runs a tournament in which he just gives away ten million dollars a year and surrounds himself with hot chicks every single day of his life. Does that sound like a guy who needs to sell fucking sunglasses?sunglasses? Why would he jeopardize all that committing kidnapping and murder?


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11th Jan '16 4:02:43 PM hamonrye
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->'''Jay''': They travel to 2017, and Skynet is ''also'' building a time machine conveniently.\\
'''Mike''': Why NOT make a time machine? They're making liquid metal people.\\
'''Jay''': In the same room as the time machine conveniently.\\

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->'''Jay''': They travel to 2017, and Skynet is ''also'' building a time machine conveniently.machine--conveniently.\\
'''Mike''': Why NOT not make a time machine? They're making liquid metal people.\\
'''Jay''': In the same room as the time machine conveniently.machine--conveniently.\\
10th Jan '16 7:02:26 AM hamonrye
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->This is a pretty sensible plan. It's far less extreme than say, patenting the device, and getting a business loan, and selling the thing legitimately. And it's far easier than [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shooting Batman]], and then taking off his mask.
-->-- '''[[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Batman_Forever_1995.aspx?Page=9 The Agony Booth]]''', on ''Film/BatmanForever''



->Max Capricorn doesn't get spoken about much when it comes to the great ''Doctor Who'' villain but I think he has a lot to offer. He's visually delicious; confined to a steam punk contraption that only allows us to see his head protruding from oily wires and his retirement plan of destroying the Earth, slaughtering the board of his company and spending the rest of his days copping off with metal obsessed nymphs is inspired lunacy. No you can't take him seriously at all...but there are very few ''Doctor Who'' villains that I can.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned}} "Voyager of the Damned"]]



->Max Capricorn doesn't get spoken about much when it comes to the great ''Doctor Who'' villain but I think he has a lot to offer. He's visually delicious; confined to a steam punk contraption that only allows us to see his head protruding from oily wires and his retirement plan of destroying the Earth, slaughtering the board of his company and spending the rest of his days copping off with metal obsessed nymphs is inspired lunacy. No you can't take him seriously at all...but there are very few ''Doctor Who'' villains that I can.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned}} "Voyager of the Damned"]]
10th Jan '16 7:01:35 AM hamonrye
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->Max Capricorn doesn't get spoken about much when it comes to the great ''Doctor Who'' villain but I think he has a lot to offer. He's visually delicious; confined to a steam punk contraption that only allows us to see his head protruding from oily wires and his retirement plan of destroying the Earth, slaughtering the board of his company and spending the rest of his days copping off with metal obsessed nymphs is inspired lunacy. No you can't take him seriously at all...but there are very few ''Doctor Who'' villains that I can.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned}} "Voyager of the Damned"]]
30th Dec '15 2:01:04 PM Anddrix
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-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor''', [[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f26c4046b0/lex-luthor-bailout-with-jon-hamm asking for a government bailout]]

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-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor''', '''ComicBook/LexLuthor''', [[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f26c4046b0/lex-luthor-bailout-with-jon-hamm asking for a government bailout]]
26th Dec '15 7:39:53 PM nombretomado
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->I never believed [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks the original Luthor]]. Every story would begin with him breaking out of prison, finding some giant robot in an old lab he hid somewhere, and then he'd be defeated. My view was if he could afford all those labs and giant robots he wouldn't need to rob banks.

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->I never believed [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks the original Luthor]]. Every story would begin with him breaking out of prison, finding some giant robot in an old lab he hid somewhere, and then he'd be defeated. My view was if he could afford all those labs and giant robots he wouldn't need to rob banks.
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