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'''Chang:''' "Shakira... ''y''..."\\

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'''Chang:''' "Shakira..."Music/{{Shakira}}... ''y''..."\\
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->'''Evil Abed''': "Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes deep down that everyone more special than them is sick because healthy sounds so much more exciting than boring. [[SoOkayItsAverage You're average, Britta Perry.]] You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on. You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You're VH-1, ''Robocop 2'' and ''Back To the Future 3''. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza - [[SubvertedTrope actually, that sounds delicious.]] ''I'm'' the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi."

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->'''Evil Abed''': "Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes deep down that everyone more special than them is sick because healthy sounds so much more exciting than boring. [[SoOkayItsAverage You're average, Britta Perry.]] Perry. You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on. You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You're VH-1, ''Robocop 2'' and ''Back To the Future 3''. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza - [[SubvertedTrope actually, that sounds delicious.]] delicious. ''I'm'' the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi."
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-> '''Chang:''' Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, 'Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?' They say it just like that. 'Why do ''you'' teach Spanish?' ({{Beat}}) 'Why YOU? [[AsianAndNerdy Why not math?]] Why not cryptography? [[AllAsiansKnowMartialArts Why not martial arts?]]' I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something [[SarcasmMode that's ancient and secret]], like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space. Well, I tell you why I teach Spanish: [[AskAStupidQuestion it's none of your business]], OK? And I don't want to have any conversations about what a [[InscrutableOriental mysterious, inscrutable man I am]]. I am a [[InformedAbility Spanish genius]]!

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-> '''Chang:''' Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, 'Señor Chang, why do you teach Spanish?' They say it just like that. 'Why do ''you'' teach Spanish?' ({{Beat}}) 'Why YOU? [[AsianAndNerdy Why not math?]] [[JapaneseTourist Why not cryptography? photography?]] [[AllAsiansKnowMartialArts Why not martial arts?]]' I mean, surely, it must be in my nature to instruct you in something [[SarcasmMode that's ancient and secret]], like, oh, building a wall that you can see from outer space. Well, I tell you why I teach Spanish: [[AskAStupidQuestion it's none of your business]], OK? And I don't want to have any conversations about what a [[InscrutableOriental mysterious, inscrutable man I am]]. I am a [[InformedAbility Spanish genius]]!



'''Jeff:''' "To know that Abed only- needs- to [[BeYourself be- himself]].

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'''Jeff:''' "To know that Abed only- needs- to [[BeYourself be- himself]].
himself]]."



->'''Jeff:''' "We’ve known each other for almost two years now. ''[Cut to an apparently haunted house]'' And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common. ''[Cut to a Mexican town, where Pierce is held at gunpoint by drug-runners]'' They’re all different. These drug runners aren’t going to execute Pierce because he’s racist. ''[Cut to a disused railway station; Jeff is standing on a steam locomotive dressed as an old-fashioned conductor]'' It’s a locomotive that runs on us. ''[Cut to an outdoor aquarium]'' And the only sharks in that water, ''[Back to the haunted house]'' are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, ''[Cut to 'Caesar Salad Day']'' anchovies, ''[Cut to the camping trip]'' fear and ''[Cut to an asylum, where everyone is wearing a straightjacket]'' the dangers of ingesting mercury. ''[Cut to bug-infested hotel]'' Because the real bugs aren’t the ones in those beds. ''[Back to 'Caesar Salad Day']'' There’s no such thing as a free Caesar salad, and even if there were, ''[Cut to Abed's dormroom; everyone is wearing a black cape]'' [[Series/TheCape The Cape]] still might find a second life on cable. And I’ll tell you why; ''[Back to Mexico; in Spanish]'' (the heart of the water is truth), ''[Back to the aquarium]'' that water is a lie! ''[Back to the asylum]'' Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! ''[And finally, we're back to the study-room]'' So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe it’s just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super group."\\

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->'''Jeff:''' "We’ve known each other for almost two years now. ''[Cut to an apparently haunted house]'' And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common. ''[Cut to a Mexican town, where Pierce is held at gunpoint by drug-runners]'' They’re all different. These drug runners aren’t going to execute Pierce because he’s racist. ''[Cut to a disused railway station; Jeff is standing on a steam locomotive dressed as an old-fashioned conductor]'' It’s a locomotive that runs on us. ''[Cut to an outdoor aquarium]'' And the only sharks in that water, ''[Back to the haunted house]'' are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, ''[Cut to 'Caesar Salad Day']'' anchovies, ''[Cut to the camping trip]'' fear and ''[Cut to an asylum, where everyone is wearing a straightjacket]'' the dangers of ingesting mercury. ''[Cut to bug-infested hotel]'' Because the real bugs aren’t the ones in those beds. ''[Back to 'Caesar Salad Day']'' There’s no such thing as a free Caesar salad, and even if there were, ''[Cut to Abed's dormroom; dorm room; everyone is wearing a black cape]'' [[Series/TheCape The Cape]] still might find a second life on cable. And I’ll tell you why; ''[Back to Mexico; in Spanish]'' (the heart of the water is truth), ''[Back to the aquarium]'' that water is a lie! ''[Back to the asylum]'' Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! ''[And finally, we're back to the study-room]'' So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe it’s just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super group."\\



->'''Officer Cackowski''': You're free to go. I have to warn you about this ''Film/TheLastAirbender'' bootleg, though.\\
'''Abed''': Where were you ''last'' week?

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->'''Officer Cackowski''': You're free to go. ->'''Secret Service Agent''': He's clean. Although I have to warn you about could issue a warning for this ''Film/TheLastAirbender'' bootleg, though.bootleg of ''Film/TheLastAirbender''.\\
'''Abed''': Where were you ''last'' week?
a week ago?
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