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->Call it stupid, but my first instinct is to point it out somehow. Maybe ask her if she's okay. Because, you know. She's got a bandage over her right eye. What if she hadn't noticed? Luckily, I think better of it before I can open my mouth.

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->Call ->''"'Why do people oversleep?' I queried. 'Why, time after time, do they make the same foolish blunder?' And the answer came to me at once. It's so delightfully simple: people oversleep... because they sleep! Well? Is that not an astute insight into the matter?"''
-->-- '''Herlock Sholmes''', ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney: Resolve'', Case G2-2: "The Memoirs of the Clouded Kokoro"

->''"Y...Yeah, you're right. You're on the disciplinary committee, and the disciplinary committee disciplines people."''
-->-- '''Seina Maki''', ''VisualNovel/KindredSpiritsOnTheRoof''

->''"Call
it stupid, but my first instinct is to point it out somehow. Maybe ask her if she's okay. Because, you know. She's got a bandage over her right eye. What if she hadn't noticed? Luckily, I think better of it before I can open my mouth."''




->Y...Yeah, you're right. You're on the disciplinary committee, and the disciplinary committee disciplines people.
-->--'''Seina Maki''', ''VisualNovel/KindredSpiritsOnTheRoof''
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->'''Piccolo:''' So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city, then?\\
'''Imperfect Cell:''' Oh, no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit-Sherlock", first name "No".
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->'''Lute:''' They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!\\
'''Adam:''' Oh, really? I didn't see this [[SuddenlyShouting giant fucking shield in front of me, you dumb bitch! No shit!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn The Show Must Go On]]"

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->'''Flash:''' Hey, that's a giant dinosaur.\\
'''Alfred:''' And I thought Batman was the detective.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''



He's got super powers.

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He's got super powers.superpowers.
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->That's IT! I have angry, inward-angled eyebrows! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs And a goatee which is yellow and evil!]] [[InvertedTrope And evil! And yellow!]] And a cape which is red and says CO on it! Magic Spell Which Also Requires A Ranged Touch Attack [[NarratingTheObvious As Evidenced By The Fact]] [[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger That I Am Pointing At My Target]] While Casting The Magic Spell Which Is Magical And By The Way This Spell Also Has Verbal And Somatic Components!

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->That's IT! I have angry, inward-angled eyebrows! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs And a goatee which is yellow and evil!]] evil]]! [[InvertedTrope And evil! And yellow!]] And a cape which is red and says CO on it! Magic Spell Which Also Requires A Ranged Touch Attack [[NarratingTheObvious As Evidenced By The Fact]] That [[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger That I Am Pointing At My Target]] While Casting The Magic Spell Which Is Magical And By The Way This Spell Also Has Verbal And Somatic Components!



-->-- '''[[VideoGame/Persona3 Fuuka]] [[MissionControl Yamagishi]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0gGj5iATw "Gasp! The Enemy!"]]

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-->-- '''[[VideoGame/Persona3 Fuuka]] [[MissionControl Fuuka Yamagishi]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0gGj5iATw "Gasp! The Enemy!"]]



-->-- A gem of advice from '''musclebomber2021''' about ''[[VideoGame/{{Bomberman}} Super]] [[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Bummerman]] 2''

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-->-- A gem of advice from '''musclebomber2021''' about ''[[VideoGame/{{Bomberman}} Super]] Bummerman [[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Bummerman]] 2''
2]]''
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-->-- [[http://retrovania-vgjunk.blogspot.com/2012/06/bad-cat-commodore-64.html VGJUNK review]] of ''Bad Cat'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}}

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-->-- [[http://retrovania-vgjunk.blogspot.com/2012/06/bad-cat-commodore-64.html VGJUNK review]] of ''Bad Cat'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore Platform/{{Commodore 64}}
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->''I didn't want to ask, but I did. "And which one did Juniper prefer? Or have you told her about it yet?"\\
Grover scowled. "I did. It was weird. She seemed... angry."\\
Oh, boy, I thought. "Why do you think that was?"\\
[...] "I'm not sure," he admitted. "I told her Blanche liked the prone pose more, but Blanche liked the light in the side pose, so--"\\
"How many times did you mention Blanche when you were talking to Juniper?" I asked.\\
Grover stared at me over the tops of his sunglasses, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint his bloodshot eyes completely lost]]. "It's- it's Blanche's photography."\\
"So a lot of times, then?"\\
Grover frowned. "You don't think... You think Juniper is ''jealous?''"\\
I imagined a chorus of Obvious Angels singing the Obvious Hymn above his head, but I tried to keep my expression neutral. "Could be?"''
-->-- ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians: The Chalice of the Gods''
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->'''Robyn:''' (having just been transformed into a wolf) Something's happened to me!\\
'''Mebh:''' Yeah, I can see that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Wolfwalkers}}''
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->Lungs are vital for Hamon users.
-->-- '''Joseph Joestar''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''
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->'''Starkiller:''' What the hell ''is'' this thing?!\\
'''Rahm Kota:''' I have ''no'' idea. But it's ''big.''\\
'''Starkiller:''' [[SarcasmMode That's perceptive, for a blind man.]] ''Now how do I kill it?!''
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/TheForceUnleashed II,'' as Starkiller is facing off against [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever the Gorog.]]
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-->-- ''Series/Derry Girls'', "The Concert"


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-->-- ''Series/Derry Girls'', ''Series/DerryGirls'', "The Concert"

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->'''Kevin:''' K-k-kids, why is following you?\\

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->'''Kevin:''' K-k-kids, why is he following you?\\
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->'''Kevin:''' K-k-kids, why is following you?\\
'''Skid:''' I don't know. He's been following us.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/SpookyMonth''



-->-- '''Yahtzee''' parodying Samus's tendency towards this trope in ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

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-->-- '''Yahtzee''' parodying Samus's tendency towards this trope to state the obvious in ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
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--->'''Clare''': What's [Sister Michael] doing now?
--->'''James''': Reading her book.....now she's looking at the woman beside her.....now she's getting up.....now she's coming this way.....now she's standing right in front of us.....
--->'''Sister Michael''': What's he doing?
--->'''James''': Now she's--
--->'''Erin''': Stop talking, James.

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--->'''Clare''': ->'''Clare''': What's [Sister Michael] doing now?
--->'''James''': ->'''James''': Reading her book.....now she's looking at the woman beside her.....now she's getting up.....now she's coming this way.....now she's standing right in front of us.....
--->'''Sister ->'''Sister Michael''': What's he doing?
--->'''James''': ->'''James''': Now she's--
--->'''Erin''': ->'''Erin''': Stop talking, James.
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--->'''Clare''': What's [Sister Michael] doing now?
--->'''James''': Reading her book.....now she's looking at the woman beside her.....now she's getting up.....now she's coming this way.....now she's standing right in front of us.....
--->'''Sister Michael''': What's he doing?
--->'''James''': Now she's--
--->'''Erin''': Stop talking, James.
-->-- ''Series/Derry Girls'', "The Concert"

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->'''Bruce Wayne:''' Welcome to the Batcave.
->'''Jon Kent:''' ''({{Squee}})'' Look, that's the Batmobile! And the Batcomputer! And the Bat-dinosaur!
->'''Damian Wayne:''' Who's the new kid? Obvious Boy?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanAndSupermanBattleOfTheSuperSons''
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->We're called the Elite Four because there's four of us!
-->-- '''Nonon Jakuzure''', ''Anime/KillLaKill''
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->'''[[VideoGame/Persona3 Mitsuru]]:''' You cannot move after you've been shocked.\\
'''Calliope:''' Yeah, I can tell.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''
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-->-- ''Wiki/{{Wikipedia}}'', discussing the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox Buttered Cat Paradox]]

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-->-- ''Wiki/{{Wikipedia}}'', ''Website/{{Wikipedia}}'', discussing the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox Buttered Cat Paradox]]

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