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->''Latin is my language of choice, but I just like to make it up by adding "-us" to at the end. So I smackus the raccoonus and the lockus open upus, and then I fly aroundus and I have a faceus. Wrapus some guysus upus, then grab some moneyus and then I leaveus a cardus. I readus the bookus, and some bad guysusus came bysus and tried to killsus.''
-->--'''Sly''', WebVideo/RealTimeFandub of ''VideoGame/SlyCooperAndTheThieviusRaccoonus''
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->''Simplicitas.''\\\

That, dear reader, is '''Latin''' – the language of excessively edgy proverbs and true commitments, like a cringy tattoo inked during mid-teen emo years.
-->-- '''Per Landin''', ''"[[https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/mojang-studios-release-new-astonishing-update Mojang Studios release new astonishing update]]"'' (heralding [[https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Java_Edition_22w13oneBlockAtATime the 2021 April Fools' update]])
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'''Centurion:''' Goes like?
'''Brian:''' "Annus"?

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'''Centurion:''' Goes like?
like?\\
'''Brian:''' "Annus"?"Annus"?\\

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->''[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]''\\
'''Centurion:''' ''[places a heavy hand on Brian's shoulder]'' What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?\\

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->''[Brian

->''[[[Creator/GrahamChapman Brian]]
is writing graffiti on the palace wall. [[Creator/JohnCleese The Centurion Centurion]] catches him in the act]''\\
'''Centurion:''' ''[places a heavy hand on Brian's shoulder]'' What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, Romanes they go, go the house?\\



'''Centurion:''' Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?\\
'''Brian:''' Er, er, "Romani" !\\

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'''Centurion:''' Goes like?
'''Brian:''' "Annus"?
'''Centurion:''' Vocative plural of "Romanus" "Annus" is?\\
'''Brian:''' Er, er, "Romani" "Anni" !\\



'''Centurion:''' But, "Romans, go home" is ''an order''. ''[grabs Brian's sideburn]'' So you must use...?\\

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'''Centurion:''' But, "Romans, But "Romans go home" is ''an order''. an ''order'', ''[grabs Brian's sideburn]'' So so you must use...use the...?\\



'''Centurion''' How many Romans?\\

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'''Centurion''' How many ''How many'' Romans?\\



'''Centurion:''' [writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it, boy?\\
'''Brian:''' Dative?\\

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'''Centurion:''' "Ite"... [writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" home"? This is motion towards, isn't it, boy?\\
'''Brian:''' Dative?\\Dative, sir!\\



'''Brian:''' Aaagh! Not the dative, ''not the dative!'' The-the, er, ''the accusative!'' "Domum", sir! ''"Domum"!''\\
'''Centurion''' Expect, "Domus" takes the...? ''[press the sword against Brian's throat]''\\

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'''Brian:''' Aaagh! Not the dative, ''not the dative!'' The-the, er, ''the accusative!'' "Domum", sir! ''"Domum"!''\\
''"Ad domum"!''\\
'''Centurion''' Expect, Except that "Domus" takes the...? ''[press ''[presses the sword against Brian's throat]''\\



'''Centurion:''' ''[removes the sword from Brian's throats and writes]'' "Domum..." Understand?\\

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'''Centurion:''' ''[removes the sword from Brian's throats and writes]'' "Domum..." "Oum..." Understand?\\



'''Centurion:''' Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, ''I'll cut your balls off.''

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'''Centurion:''' Hail Caesar! And if If it's not done by sunrise, ''I'll I'll cut your balls off.''
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'''Centurion:''' "Romani..." [grabs Brian's brush and writes "Romani" over his graffiti and lets go of his ear] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?\\

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'''Centurion:''' "Romani..." [grabs ''[grabs Brian's brush and writes "Romani" over his graffiti and lets go of his ear] ear]'' "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?\\
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'''Centurion''' ''Which is?!''

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'''Centurion''' ''Which is?!''is?!''\\
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'''Centurion:''' ''[removes the sword from Brian's throats and writes]'' "Domum..." Understand?
'''Brian:''' ''Yes, sir!''

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'''Centurion:''' ''[removes the sword from Brian's throats and writes]'' "Domum..." Understand?
Understand?\\
'''Brian:''' ''Yes, sir!''sir!''\\

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->''[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]\\
'''Centurion''': What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?\\
'''Brian''': It says, "Romans go home. "\\
'''Centurion''': No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !\\
'''Brian''': Er, "Romanus" !\\
'''Centurion''': Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?\\
'''Brian''': Er, er, "Romani" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !\\
'''Brian''': Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".\\
'''Centurion''': So, "eunt" is...?\\
'''Brian''': Third person plural present indicative, "they go".\\
'''Centurion''': But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?\\
[He twists Brian's ear]\\
'''Brian''': Aaagh ! The imperative !\\
'''Centurion''': Which is...?\\
'''Brian''': Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !\\
'''Centurion''': How many Romans?\\
'''Brian''': Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?\\
'''Brian''': Dative !\\
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]\\
'''Brian''': Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !\\
'''Centurion''': But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?\\
'''Brian''': Er, "Domum" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.\\
'''Brian''': Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.\\
'''Centurion''': Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.''

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->''[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]\\
'''Centurion''':
act]''\\
'''Centurion:''' ''[places a heavy hand on Brian's shoulder]''
What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' ''[flinches]'' It says, "Romans go home. "\\
'''Centurion''': No
home!"\\
'''Centurion:''' No,
it doesn't ! doesn't. What's the latin for "Roman"? ''[grabs Brian's ear]'' Come on, come on !\\
'''Brian''':
on!\\
'''Brian:'''
Er, "Romanus" !\\
'''Centurion''':
"Romanus"!\\
'''Centurion:'''
Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' Er, er, "Romani" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes '''Centurion:''' "Romani..." [grabs Brian's brush and writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] his graffiti and lets go of his ear] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? "eunt"?\\
'''Brian:''' "Go"? Er...\\
'''Centurion:'''
Conjugate the verb, "to go" !\\
'''Brian''':
go"!\\
'''Brian:'''
Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".\\
'''Centurion''': '''Centurion:''' So, "eunt" is...?\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' Er... Third person plural person, plural, present indicative, "they go".\\
'''Centurion''':
indicative! Er... "They go"!\\
'''Centurion:'''
But, "Romans, go home" is an order. ''an order''. ''[grabs Brian's sideburn]'' So you must use...?\\
[He twists Brian's ear]\\
'''Brian''': Aaagh ! The imperative !\\
'''Centurion''':
'''Brian:''' Aaagh! ''Oh!'' Oh, the imperative!\\
'''Centurion:'''
Which is...?\\
'''Brian''': Aaaagh ! Aaaagh! Er, er, "i" !\\
'''Centurion''': '''Centurion''' How many Romans?\\
'''Brian''': Aaaaagh ! Aaaaagh! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes
"ite"!\\
'''Centurion:''' [writes
"ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?\\
'''Brian''': Dative !\\
[the
it, boy?\\
'''Brian:''' Dative?\\
''[the
Centurion holds a sword to his throat]\\
'''Brian''': Aaagh !
throat]''\\
'''Brian:''' Aaagh!
Not the dative, not ''not the dative ! Er, dative!'' The-the, er, accusative, "Domum" !\\
'''Centurion''': But
''the accusative!'' "Domum", sir! ''"Domum"!''\\
'''Centurion''' Expect,
"Domus" takes the...? ''[press the locative, which is...?\\
'''Brian''':
sword against Brian's throat]''\\
'''Brian:''' Uuugh! ''The locative!''\\
'''Centurion''' ''Which is?!''
'''Brian:'''
Er, "Domum" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "Domum"] Understand?
"Domum"!?\\
'''Centurion:''' ''[removes the sword from Brian's throats and writes]'' "Domum..." Understand?
'''Brian:''' ''Yes, sir!''
'''Centurion:'''
Now, write it out a hundred times.\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' Yes sir. sir! Thank you, sir. sir! Hail Caesar, sir.\\
'''Centurion''':
sir!\\
'''Centurion:'''
Hail Caesar ! Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll ''I'll cut your balls off.''
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'''Centurion''': Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.''\\

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'''Centurion''': Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.''\\''
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->''[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]\\
'''Centurion''': What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?\\
'''Brian''': It says, "Romans go home. "\\
'''Centurion''': No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !\\
'''Brian''': Er, "Romanus" !\\
'''Centurion''': Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?\\
'''Brian''': Er, er, "Romani" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !\\
'''Brian''': Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".\\
'''Centurion''': So, "eunt" is...?\\
'''Brian''': Third person plural present indicative, "they go".\\
'''Centurion''': But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?\\
[He twists Brian's ear]\\
'''Brian''': Aaagh ! The imperative !\\
'''Centurion''': Which is...?\\
'''Brian''': Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !\\
'''Centurion''': How many Romans?\\
'''Brian''': Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?\\
'''Brian''': Dative !\\
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]\\
'''Brian''': Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !\\
'''Centurion''': But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?\\
'''Brian''': Er, "Domum" !\\
'''Centurion''': [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.\\
'''Brian''': Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.\\
'''Centurion''': Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.''\\
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''
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Si vatis inem, causen dux."''[[hottip:*:See Billy, see her go/Forty buses in a row/No Billy, them is trucks/See what is in 'em/Cows and ducks.]]

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Si vatis inem, causen dux."''[[hottip:*:See "''[[note]]See Billy, see her go/Forty buses in a row/No Billy, them is trucks/See what is in 'em/Cows and ducks.]][[/note]]
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->''"Sibilli, si ergo --\\
Fortibus es in ero.\\
Nobili, demis trux.\\
Si vatis inem, causen dux."''[[hottip:*:See Billy, see her go/Forty buses in a row/No Billy, them is trucks/See what is in 'em/Cows and ducks.]]
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