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->''"[[LargeHam Chief! Let me open my stomach to take responsibility for this!]] {{Seppuku}}! [[MadeOfIron Tekkai]]! (the knife bounces off his gut before he collapses in shame) I can't die..."''

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->''"[[LargeHam Chief! Let me open my stomach to take responsibility for this!]] {{Seppuku}}! ~~[[MadeOfIron~~ [[InstantArmor Tekkai]]! (the knife bounces off his gut before he collapses in shame) I can't die..."''

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->''"[[LargeHam Chief! Let me open my stomach to take responsibility for this!]] {{Seppuku}}! [[MadeOfIron Tekkai]]! (the knife bounces off his gut before he collapses in shame) I can't die..."''
-->-- '''Kumadori''', ''Manga/OnePiece''

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->''"Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't take]]."''

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->''"Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't ~~take]]."''~~take.]]"''

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-->-- '''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'': "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho100 My Own Private Mozart]]"

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-->-- '''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', ~~''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'':~~ ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho100 My Own Private Mozart]]"

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->''Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't take]].''
-->--[[spoiler: '''[[VideoGame/ThePark Lorraine Maillard]]''']], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

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~~->''Yesterday,~~ ->''"Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't take]].''
-->--[[spoiler: '''[[VideoGame/ThePark "''
-->-- [[spoiler:'''[[VideoGame/ThePark Lorraine Maillard]]''']], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

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'''Wellington:''' (after trying to shoot himself) I missed.

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'''Wellington:''' ~~(after~~ ''(after trying to shoot ~~himself)~~ himself)'' I missed.

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->''Well, that's that. Stabbing won't work. ''Hanging'' won't work. Nor will bullets. ''[[WhoWantsToLiveForever I am stuck here]]...
-->--'''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'': "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho100 My Own Private Mozart]]"

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~~->''Well,~~ ->''"Well, that's that. Stabbing won't work. ''Hanging'' won't work. Nor will bullets. ''[[WhoWantsToLiveForever I am stuck here]]...
-->--'''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', here]]''..."''
-->-- '''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'': "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho100 My Own Private ~~Mozart]]"~~
Mozart]]"

->''"I don't believe this! I don't appear to have a neck of any description. In fact, I ain't got an esophagus. Ohh, diddle di dam! I is gonna be up here for some time..."''
-->-- '''Franky''', ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''

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->'''Tommy:''' Wellington, what happened?!\\
'''Wellington:''' (after trying to shoot himself) I missed.
-->-- ''Film/PardonMySarong''

->'''Kyle:''' What happened, Cartman? I thought you were going to kill yourself.\\
'''Cartman:''' I tried. I went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine running.\\
'''Kyle:''' And you didn't die?\\
'''Cartman:''' Freaking hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Elementary School Musical"

Libraryseraph

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->Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't take]].

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~~->Yesterday,~~ ->''Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't take]].''

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->Well, that's that. Stabbing won't work. ''Hanging'' won't work. Nor will bullets. ''[[WhoWantsToLiveForever I am stuck here]]...''
-->--'''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho100 My Own Private Mozart]]"

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~~->Well,~~ ->''Well, that's that. Stabbing won't work. ''Hanging'' won't work. Nor will bullets. ''[[WhoWantsToLiveForever I am stuck ~~here]]...''~~
here]]...
-->--'''Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart''', ~~AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho:~~ ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'': "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho100 My Own Private Mozart]]"

rt2012

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'''Rick:''' With an electric razor?\\\

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'''Rick:''' With an electric ~~razor?\\\~~razor?\\

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->'''Rick:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Brad:''' I'm slashing my wrists.\\
'''Rick:''' With an electric razor?\\\
'''Brad:''' Yea, I couldn't find any razor blades.\\
'''Rick:''' Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable.
-->-- ''Film/BachelorParty''

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Oct 21st 2021 at 6:28:41 AM

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->''"The tree. I didn't fall. I let go."''

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->''"The tree. I didn't fall. I let go. Do you hate me now? You should. You should. If you knew who I am, just how broken I am."''

The12thDoctor

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-->-- ''[[Film/DearEvanHansen (Film)]]''

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-->-- ''[[Film/DearEvanHansen Dear Evan Hansen (Film)]]''

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-->-- ''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''

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-->-- ~~''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''~~
''[[Theatre/DearEvanHansen Dear Evan Hansen (Theatre)]]''

->''"The tree. I didn't fall. I let go."''
-->-- ''[[Film/DearEvanHansen (Film)]]''

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->Yesterday, [[ElectrifiedBathtub I electrocuted myself in the tub]]. [[ResurrectiveImmortality It didn't take]].
-->--[[spoiler: '''[[VideoGame/ThePark Lorraine Maillard]]''']], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

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->''"Remember how disappointed you were when you swallowed two fistfuls of pills and [[ImmunityDisability still didn’t die]]? Being a Summoner makes us crazy resistant, huh?"''
-->-- '''Kohana''', ''Literature/DivisionByZero''

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-->--'''Bruce Banner''', ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''

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~~-->--'''Bruce~~ -->-- '''Bruce Banner''', ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''

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-->--'''Bruce Banner''', ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

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-->--'''Bruce Banner''', ~~''Film/TheAvengers2012''~~
''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''

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-->-- ''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''

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-->-- ~~''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''~~''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''

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The12thDoctor

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-->'''Connor:''' How’d you break your arm? How’d you break your arm, Evan?\\

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~~-->'''Connor:'''~~ ->'''Connor:''' How’d you break your arm? How’d you break your arm, Evan?\\

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-->--'''Bruce Banner''', ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

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-->--'''Bruce Banner''', ~~''Film/TheAvengers2012''~~''Film/TheAvengers2012''

-->'''Connor:''' How’d you break your arm? How’d you break your arm, Evan?\\
'''Evan:''' [[BlatantLies I fell.]]\\
'''Connor:''' Really? Is that what happened?\\
'''Evan:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YES!]] I was- I lost my grip and then I just- I fell, so...\\
'''Connor:''' Did you fall? [[WhamLine Or did you let go]]?
-->-- ''Theatre/DearEvanHansen''

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Mar 4th 2018 at 4:37:17 PM

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->''"I got low. So I tried to eat a bullet... and [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the other guy]] spat it out."''

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->''"I got low. So I ~~tried to eat~~ didn't see an end, so I put a ~~bullet...~~ bullet in my mouth and [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the other guy]] ~~spat~~ spit it out."''

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->''"I got low. So I tried to eat a bullet... and [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk the other guy]] spat it out."''
-->--'''Bruce Banner''', ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

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