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->''Is there no'' sun ''in this cursed country?!''
-->--'''Azeem''', ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves''
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-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaO4ZmExLA Eric the Gardener,]] Music/TheDivineComedy

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-->[[https://www.-->"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaO4ZmExLA Eric the Gardener,]] Music/TheDivineComedy
Gardener,]]" '''Music/TheDivineComedy'''
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-->''[[TheThreeCertaintiesInLife There are three things in life that are certain]]: Death, taxes, and that it is raining in [[UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry Tavistock]].

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-->''[[TheThreeCertaintiesInLife ->''[[TheThreeCertaintiesInLife There are three things in life that are certain]]: Death, taxes, and that it is raining in [[UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry Tavistock]]. Tavistock]].''
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-->''[[TheThreeCertaintiesInLife There are three things in life that are certain]]: Death, taxes, and that it is raining in [[UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry Tavistock]].
-->--Attributed to UsefulNotes/CharlesII
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->''Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun\\
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.''
-->--'''Music/TheBeatles''', "I Am the Walrus"
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'''Matt:''' I want to be happy but it's hard.\\
-->-- From ''Shut Up & Sit Down'''s [[https://www.shutupandsitdown.com/videos/review-gloomhaven/ review]] of ''TabletopGame/{{Gloomhaven}}''

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'''Matt:''' I want to be happy but it's hard.\\
hard.
-->-- From ''Shut Up & Sit Down'''s [[https://www.shutupandsitdown.com/videos/review-gloomhaven/ review]] of ''TabletopGame/{{Gloomhaven}}''''TabletopGame/{{Gloomhaven}}''
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-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaO4ZmExLA Eric the Gardener,]] Music/TheDivineComedy

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-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaO4ZmExLA Eric the Gardener,]] Music/TheDivineComedyMusic/TheDivineComedy

->'''Matt:''' And who better to understand gloom than a man perpetually trapped in England?\\
''(Cut to a miserable-looking Matt standing outside in the rain)''\\
'''Matt:''' I want to be happy but it's hard.\\
-->-- From ''Shut Up & Sit Down'''s [[https://www.shutupandsitdown.com/videos/review-gloomhaven/ review]] of ''TabletopGame/{{Gloomhaven}}''
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'''Nardole:''' What could do that?\\

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'''Nardole:''' Ew. What could do that?\\



'''Nardole:''' Death by Scotland.

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'''Nardole:''' Huh. Death by Scotland.
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->'''Doctor:''' It's as if his bones have disintegrated.\\
'''Nardole:''' What could do that?\\
'''Doctor:''' A complete and total absence of any kind of sunlight.\\
'''Nardole:''' Death by Scotland.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Eaters of Light"
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-->-- ''Recap/AsterixInBritain''

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-->-- ''Recap/AsterixInBritain''''Recap/AsterixInBritain''

->''UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar came,\\
Saw, conquered, went away,\\
'Cause it rained here all the time.\\
Too many sniffs and colds\\
Got up his Roman nose,\\
So he left it all behind\\
For Eric the gardener to find.''
-->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXaO4ZmExLA Eric the Gardener,]] Music/TheDivineComedy
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'''{{ComicBook/Asterix}}:''' But that might take ages!\\

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'''{{ComicBook/Asterix}}:''' '''Asterix:''' But that might take ages!\\
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-->-- '''Hugh Dennis''' does "Things a weather forecaster would never say", ''Series/MockTheWeek''

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-->-- '''Hugh Dennis''' does "Things a weather forecaster would never say", ''Series/MockTheWeek''''Series/MockTheWeek''

->'''{{ComicBook/Asterix}}:''' Do you often get fog like that?\\
'''Anticlimax:''' Goodness no, old chap! Only when it isn't raining.\\
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'''Anticlimax:''' We'd better wait for the fog to fall. Then we can slip past.\\
'''{{ComicBook/Asterix}}:''' But that might take ages!\\
'''Anticlimax:''' Oh no, old boy! the fog comes down jolly fast at this-\\
(Fog covers the scene)\\
'''Anticlimax:''' -time of year.\\
'''Asterix:''' These Britons are crazy!
-->-- ''Recap/AsterixInBritain''

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->''"And if [the oil runs out], that might be a problem. Because if you have ever been there, you will know that solar power is not an option for Scotland."''
-->-- ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

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->''"And if [the oil runs out], that might be a problem. Because if you have ever been there, you will know that solar power is not ''not an option option'' for Scotland."''
-->-- ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

->''"Well, you'll be glad to know that scientists have finally explained why we've been enduring this rather long spell of disappointing weather. Apparently...we live in Britain."''
-->-- '''Hugh Dennis''' does "Things a weather forecaster would never say", ''Series/MockTheWeek''
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->''"I'm sick and tired of people coming up to me and saying, 'Oh, I went to Scotland once, but it was raining'. COURSE IT WAS FUCKIN' RAINING! <...> Where do you think you're going, BENIDORM?!"''

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->''"I'm sick and tired of people coming up to me and saying, 'Oh, I went to Scotland once, but it was raining'. COURSE IT WAS FUCKIN' RAINING! <...> What do ya think Scotland is, the fuckin' PYRENEES?! Take a raincoat, you stupid fucker! The mountain rescue are SICK OF IT! They're up Ben Nevis goin' and savin' people in fuckin' khaki shorts and sand-shoes! Where do you think you're going, BENIDORM?!"''
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->''And if [the oil runs out], that might be a problem. Because if you have ever been there, you will know that ''solar power'' is not an option for Scotland.''

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->''And ->''"And if [the oil runs out], that might be a problem. Because if you have ever been there, you will know that ''solar power'' solar power is not an option for Scotland.''"''

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-->One of many comedians

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-->'''Billy Connolly'''

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->''And if [the oil runs out], that might be a problem. Because if you have ever been there, you will know that ''solar power'' is not an option for Scotland.''
-->-- ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''
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->''"In the Bible, God made it rain for forty days and forty nights; and that was ''still'' the best summer we had!"''
-->'''Rhod Gilbert''', Welsh Comedian

->''"My cousin invited us up to Scotland for the summer. I said 'Sorry, I think I'm busy that day'."''
-->One of many comedians

->''"I'm sick and tired of people coming up to me and saying, 'Oh, I went to Scotland once, but it was raining'. COURSE IT WAS FUCKIN' RAINING! <...> Where do you think you're going, BENIDORM?!"''
-->'''Billy Connolly'''

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