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-> ''"[[ContentWarnings Consider yourself warned]]: I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn."''

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-> ''"[[ContentWarnings ->''"[[ContentWarnings Consider yourself warned]]: I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn."''



-> ''"Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids, then ask one question and that question is: what's funny?"''

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-> ''"Shit, ->''"Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids, then ask one question and that question is: what's funny?"''



-> ''"Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, ya know? I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they both taste the same."''

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-> ''"Dicks ->''"Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, ya know? I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they both taste the same."''



-> ''"The books you think I wrote are way too thick / who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick"?"''

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-> ''"The ->''"The books you think I wrote are way too thick / who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick"?"''



-> ''"Jews and Hindus argue day and night / over what they think is true / but no one entertains the thought / that maybe God does not believe in you."''

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-> ''"Jews ->''"Jews and Hindus argue day and night / over what they think is true / but no one entertains the thought / that maybe God does not believe in you."''



-> ''"Me, with my strange choice of adjectives. You, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina."''

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-> ''"Me, ->''"Me, with my strange choice of adjectives. You, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina."''



-> ''"We all suck, but love can make us suck less."''

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-> ''"We ->''"We all suck, but love can make us suck less."''



-> ''"Original does not mean good."''

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-> ''"Original ->''"Original does not mean good."''
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--->'''"All Eyes on Me"'''

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--->'''"All -->'''"All Eyes on Me"'''
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-->--'''"All Eyes on Me"'''

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-->--'''"All --->'''"All Eyes on Me"'''
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->''"You wanna hear a funny story? So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy, because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage... which is not a great place to have them. So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years. And I spent that time trying to improve myself mentally. And you know what? I did! I got better. I got so much better, in fact, that in January of 2020, I thought, "You know what? I should start performing again. I've been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter". And then... [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic the funniest thing happened...]]"''
-->--'''"All Eyes on Me"'''
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-> ''"Original does not mean good."''
--> '''''Make Happy'''''
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-> ''"We all suck, but love can make us suck less."''
--> '''"Lower Your Expectations"'''
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-> ''"Me, with my strange choice of adjectives. You, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina."''
--> '''"Poems"'''

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--> ''"[[ContentWarnings Consider yourself warned]]: I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn."''

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--> -> ''"[[ContentWarnings Consider yourself warned]]: I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn."''"''
--> '''"I'm Bo Yo"'''

-> ''"Shit, I got a show that'll test ya kids, then ask one question and that question is: what's funny?"''
--> '''"What's Funny"'''

-> ''"Dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, ya know? I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they both taste the same."''
--> '''"Love Is..."'''

->''"If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no."''
--> '''"Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor"'''

-> ''"The books you think I wrote are way too thick / who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick"?"''
--> '''"From God's Perspective"'''

-> ''"Jews and Hindus argue day and night / over what they think is true / but no one entertains the thought / that maybe God does not believe in you."''
--> '''"From God's Perspective"'''
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--> ''"[[ContentWarnings Consider yourself warned]]: I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn."''

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