History Quotes / BitchInSheepsClothing

-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E9MindOverMatter Mind Over Matter]]"

->''You are just like me Lydia. Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.''

->She's a predator posing as a house pet.

->O serpent heart, hid with a flowering face!\\

Dove-feathered raven, wolvish-ravening lamb!

->Still the iron claw in the velvet glove, Mariel?

->You whore in sheep's clothing, fucking up all I do...
-->-- ''Coheed and Cambria''

->People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them.

'''Lois:''' [[IResembleThatRemark Oh, you can just go]] [[SoundEffectsBleep *bleep*]] [[IResembleThatRemark yourself, Diane.]]

->You know, I lose more Puddy Tats that way!

->I know it seems like she's being nice, but she hates us and she's about to say something mean.

->Snow may be pretty, but up close it's cold and nasty.

->([[StepfordSmiler That soft, kind smile]]... It's the kind that tells you a pair of devil horns are not too far away...)

->You are just like me Lydia. Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.

->Even someone who wears a mask of goodness can still have pitch darkness in his heart, you see.

->Do you believe [[WoundedGazelleGambit every sad story]] you hear?

->He told me he was [[TheMuse a muse]], that he chose one brilliant mind a century to inspire. [[MyGreatestFailure What a fool I was, blinded by his flattery and games.]] He became my research assistant. He was free to move in and out of my mind as he pleased. We were partners. When he told me I could complete my research by building a gateway to other worlds, I trusted him. He said this was the way genius happened; with a little help from a friend. It seemed that I was on the verge of my greatest achievement... [[KickTheMoralityPet until my partner]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation got a glimpse of]] [[WhenDimensionsCollide Bill's true plans]].

->"Does that mean we ''can't'' kick her ass?"

->"Oh my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. ''Serial killers'' are that nice."

->She spied on our lives through the little doll's eyes, and saw that we weren't happy. So she lured us away with treasures and treats, and games to play, gave all that we asked. Yet we still wanted more, so we let her sew the buttons. She said she loved us; but she locked us here. And ate up our lives.
--->---'''Ghost Boy''' on '''The Beldam''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}''

-> And though we seem quite pleasant, our niceness is just a show!

-->--'''Sora''' on '''Kanade Otonokoji''', ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganronpa2''

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->At midnight on the night of a full moon, Music/TaylorSwift transforms into her true self: [[https://26uepavkh8yx35d834o3oay1-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/caption102914-500x375.jpg A naked cat with a bag full of money.]]
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/30/the-caption-this-contest-for-october-29th-2/ DListed]]'''''

->While peddling his memoirs last year, Jason Priestley told a story about how during the ''Series/BeverlyHills90210'' days he was on his way to a PR event with Creator/ShannenDoherty in a Town Car and he claims that she bitched at the publicist for not sending a limo to pick her up. We all pretty much dropped a fart on that story since we’ve only heard stories about how Shannen Doherty is as pleasant as a kitten kiss and is almost ''too'' easy to work with.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/16/shannen-doherty-thinks-jason-priestleys-memory-got-jacked-up-in-a-car-accident/ Michael K.]]'''

->''Paula Deen's signature recipe: four sticks of butter, one pinch of unbridled racism.''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201312/least-influential-people-2013#slide=26 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"


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->''“You came to me disguised as Venus, but you are Lilith, and I know it.”''
-->--'''Henry Miller'''

->At midnight on the night of a full moon, Music/TaylorSwift transforms into her true self: [[http://i.dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/caption102914-500x375.jpg A naked cat with a bag full of money.]]

->It was easy to take Nan at face value, but a good many business people - realtors, for the most part - had [[NotSoHarmlessVillains discovered that doing so was a bad idea]]. Behind the sweet face there was a clicking computer of a mind, and beneath the motherly swell of bosom there was [[{{Greed}} a pile of account books]] where the heart should have been.

'''Chick:''' ''Yep''.\\

->She spied on our lives through the little doll's eyes, and saw that we weren't happy. So she lured us away with treasures and treats, and games to play, gave all that we asked. Yet we still wanted more, so we let her sew the buttons. She said she loved us; but she locked us here. And ate up our lives.
--->---'''Ghost Boy''' on '''The Beldam''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}''

'''Devil Ned Flanders''': [''[[AffablyEvil Chuckling amiably]]''] It's always the last person you'd expect.

-->'''Jay Baruchel''' regarding '''Jonah Hill''', ''This Is The End''

->The [=DeFontaines=] are very much like taking a bite from a perfectly polished, delicious-looking apple, only to find it completely rotten at the core. They come across as the perfect parents-in-absentia: competent, caring, authoritative, inclined to listen to the concerns of their staff and students. In truth, both were twisted at an early age to lack any sense of compassion for their "inferiors" (ie: anyone outside their own [[MysteryCult particular religious sect]]) and if sufficiently pressed by circumstances, they can be provoked into revealing this [[LackOfEmpathy total lack of human empathy]].

->He told me he was [[TheMuse a muse]], that he chose one brilliant mind a century to inspire. [[MyGreatestFailure What a fool I was, blinded by his flattery and games.]] He became my research assistant. He was free to move in and out of my mind as he pleased. We were partners. When he told me I could complete my research by building a gateway to other worlds, I trusted him. He said this was the way genius happened; little help from a friend. It seemed that I was on the verge of my greatest achievement... [[KickTheMoralityPet until my partner]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation got a glimpse of]] [[WhenDimensionsCollide Bill's true plans]].

->While peddling his memoirs last year, Jason Priestley told a story about how during the ''Series/BeverlyHills90210'' days he was on his way to a PR event with Shannen Doherty in a Town Car and he claims that she bitched at the publicist for not sending a limo to pick her up. We all pretty much dropped a fart on that story since we’ve only heard stories about how Shannen Doherty is as pleasant as a kitten kiss and is almost ''too'' easy to work with.

-->--'''Grunkle Ford''', on SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher, ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''