History Quotes / AllGirlswantBadBoys

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->'''Kitty Fane:''' "As if a woman ever loved a man for his virtue."
-->-- '''W. Somerset Maugham''', ''Film/ThePaintedVeil''

to:

->'''Kitty Fane:''' "As ->''"As if a woman ever loved a man for his virtue."
"''
-->-- '''W. Somerset Maugham''', '''Kitty Fane''', ''Film/ThePaintedVeil''
27th May '16 6:28:58 PM Orbiting
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->"[[ComicBook/LexLuthor He]] was guilty of robbery and murder, industrial espionage and several attempts at terrorism...It was obvious to Kitty that he'd [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal the money out of the church hat]], if he ever went to church.
->So why exactly was she drawn to him? He certainly wasn't a nice man. Not like {{Franchise/Superman}}. He could be cruel, callous, and unthinking...But there was still something about that [[BaldOfEvil bald head]] and those smoldering eyes.
->If his confidence was electric, the power she saw burning in those incredible eyes was nuclear. When you were drawn into his circle you believe he could make anything happen.
->Where most people saw smiley faces in the moon, he saw worlds ripe for conquest. It was sort of thrilling."
-->-- '''''{{Film/Superman Returns}}''''' novelization

->"Listen, Coop, last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, ''cut''. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you."

to:

->"[[ComicBook/LexLuthor ->''"[[ComicBook/LexLuthor He]] was guilty of robbery and murder, industrial espionage and several attempts at terrorism...It was obvious to Kitty that he'd [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal the money out of the church hat]], if he ever went to church.
->So
church.\\
So
why exactly was she drawn to him? He certainly wasn't a nice man. Not like {{Franchise/Superman}}. He could be cruel, callous, and unthinking...But there was still something about that [[BaldOfEvil bald head]] and those smoldering eyes.
->If
eyes.\\
If
his confidence was electric, the power she saw burning in those incredible eyes was nuclear. When you were drawn into his circle you believe he could make anything happen.
happen.\\
->Where most people saw smiley faces in the moon, he saw worlds ripe for conquest. It was sort of thrilling."
"''
-->-- '''''{{Film/Superman Returns}}''''' ''{{Film/Superman Returns}}'' novelization

->"Listen, ->''"Listen, Coop, last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, ''cut''. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.""''



-->--'''''Theatre/GuysAndDolls'''''

->"I'm ashamed to say it. But while I admire [[NiceGuy Ashley]], understand him and like his sense of principle, in the end, it's [[DeadpanSnarker Rhett]] that I'd want."

to:

-->--'''''Theatre/GuysAndDolls'''''

->"I'm
-->-- ''Theatre/GuysAndDolls''

->''"I'm
ashamed to say it. But while I admire [[NiceGuy Ashley]], understand him and like his sense of principle, in the end, it's [[DeadpanSnarker Rhett]] that I'd want.""''



->"I hope I never see Dallas Winston again...I might fall in love with him."

to:

->"I ->''"I hope I never see Dallas Winston again...I might fall in love with him.""''



-->-- '''''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''''', "Ship in a Bottle"

->"That Tompkins is such a renegade!"
-->-- '''So and So,''' ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad Issue 8''

->"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

to:

-->-- '''''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''''', "Ship ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' ("Ship in a Bottle"

->"That
Bottle")

->''"That
Tompkins is such a renegade!"
renegade!"''
-->-- '''So and So,''' So''', ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad Issue 8''

->"You ->''"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.""''



->''I'll make a rich woman beg, and make a good woman steal''\\

to:

->''I'll ->''"I'll make a rich woman beg, and make a good woman steal''\\



''But I gotta tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone!''

to:

''But I gotta tell ya honey, that I'm bad to the bone!''bone!"''



'''Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup:''' ''(Smiling wickedly)'' "I know!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls'', "City of Clipsville"

->"Honestly though, I thought he was cuter when he was evil."

to:

'''Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup:''' ''(Smiling wickedly)'' ''[Smiling wickedly]'' "I know!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls'', "City ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls'' ("City of Clipsville"

->"Honestly
Clipsville")

->''"Honestly
though, I thought he was cuter when he was evil.""''



->"I don't understand. Do women like being treated like crap?"

to:

->"I ->''"I don't understand. Do women like being treated like crap?"crap?"''



->"All good women have a missionary streak, sir; convince her that her orifice will be your salvation and she's yours."

to:

->"All ->''"All good women have a missionary streak, sir; convince her that her orifice will be your salvation and she's yours.""''



->"I actually ''don't'' think girls like a guy who treats them bad. But I do think they--we--get off a little on the idea of changing someone for the better, or the idea of having ''the power'' that someone loves us so much that he'll [[CharacterDevelopment change or sacrifice something for us]]. ... A nice guy [[StaticCharacter doesn't need to change]], and, most importantly, he's already nice to everyone. How do you know that you're special if he [[LoveYouAndEverybody treats everyone else with as much kindness and respect as he treats you]]? The "bad boy" type, though? He may range from simple, garden-variety jackhole (hello, [[Series/{{Lost}} Sawyer]]!) to appalling psychopath (hello, [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Lecter]]!), but you know he loves you because he's [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold completely different around you]]. You are an exception to his very ''nature.'' This is how "villain" ends up drifting towards "{{antihero}}"--{{Dracula}}, Literature/ThePhantomOfTheOpera, Spike on ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'', [[DracoInLeatherPants fanfic!Draco Malfoy]]--but you even see it with straightforward heroes: [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]] and [[Literature/JaneEyre Mr. Rochester]] are both cold, prickly, withdrawn types until Lizzie Bennet and Jane Eyre arrive, respectively, to [[ManicPixieDreamGirl bewilder and melt them]]. ''That's'' the fantasy."

to:

->"I ->''"I actually ''don't'' think girls like a guy who treats them bad. But I do think they--we--get off a little on the idea of changing someone for the better, or the idea of having ''the power'' that someone loves us so much that he'll [[CharacterDevelopment change or sacrifice something for us]]. ... A nice guy [[StaticCharacter doesn't need to change]], and, most importantly, he's already nice to everyone. How do you know that you're special if he [[LoveYouAndEverybody treats everyone else with as much kindness and respect as he treats you]]? The "bad boy" type, though? He may range from simple, garden-variety jackhole (hello, [[Series/{{Lost}} Sawyer]]!) to appalling psychopath (hello, [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Lecter]]!), but you know he loves you because he's [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold completely different around you]]. You are an exception to his very ''nature.'' This is how "villain" ends up drifting towards "{{antihero}}"--{{Dracula}}, Literature/ThePhantomOfTheOpera, Spike on ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'', [[DracoInLeatherPants fanfic!Draco Malfoy]]--but you even see it with straightforward heroes: [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]] and [[Literature/JaneEyre Mr. Rochester]] are both cold, prickly, withdrawn types until Lizzie Bennet and Jane Eyre arrive, respectively, to [[ManicPixieDreamGirl bewilder and melt them]]. ''That's'' the fantasy.""''



->''He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good''

to:

->''He's ->''"He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good''



->''He's not a rebel, no no no, to me''

to:

->''He's not a rebel, no no no, to me''me"''



->Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy]] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals Ö and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women Ö he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: "And I'm not getting laid."\\

to:

->Anyway, ->''"Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy]] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals Ö and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women Ö he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: "And I'm not getting laid."\\



You know, we're fucked up here. I tell you, Satan's going to have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are going to say: "What a cute butt." "He's Satan!" "You don't know him like I do." "He's the Prince of Darkness!" "[[DracoInLeatherPants I can change him.]]"\\

to:

You know, we're fucked up here. I tell you, Satan's going to have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are going to say: "What a cute butt." "He's Satan!" "You don't know him like I do." "He's the Prince of Darkness!" "[[DracoInLeatherPants I can change him.]]"\\]]"''



->"Witnesses said the sexy and oh-so-single Jeffries Ė best known for his role as daredevil test pilot Johnny Spade in the blockbuster ''G-Force'' movies Ė committed the murders 'for no apparent reason,' mowing down his terrified prey 'with cold-blooded precision, deaf to their desperate pleas for mercy.'" Ouch!"

to:

->"Witnesses ->''"Witnesses said the sexy and oh-so-single Jeffries Ė best known for his role as daredevil test pilot Johnny Spade in the blockbuster ''G-Force'' movies Ė committed the murders 'for no apparent reason,' mowing down his terrified prey 'with cold-blooded precision, deaf to their desperate pleas for mercy.'" Ouch!"Ouch!"''



->'''Jonas Armstrong:''' "He's a murderer!"
->'''Lucy Griffiths:''' "Yes, but he's a ''nice-looking'' murderer!"

to:

->'''Jonas Armstrong:''' "He's He's a murderer!"
murderer!
->'''Lucy Griffiths:''' "Yes, Yes, but he's a ''nice-looking'' murderer!"murderer!



->"Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male. Murder might be condoned or explained, and yet some smaller offence might rankle."

to:

->"Woman's ->''"Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male. Murder might be condoned or explained, and yet some smaller offence might rankle.""''



->''Be my bad boy, be my man.''
->''Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.''

to:

->''Be ->''"Be my bad boy, be my man.''
->''Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend.''"''



->''Yeah the bad boys are always catching my eye''

to:

->''Yeah ->''"Yeah the bad boys are always catching my eye''



->''With the bad boys always catching my eye''

to:

->''With the bad boys always catching my eye''eye"''



->'''Solange:''' "What is it about bad men? You... my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you?"\\
'''Franchise/JamesBond:''' "Because then they would be bad."
-->-- '''A frank summing up of this trope in the Bond film ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''.'''

->'''Rufus van Alden:''' ''(On his daughter's husband)'' "Why do women do it? Leave their damned brains in neutral when the bad guys start to sweet talk? Why couldn't she have married some straight up and down dullard who would have taken care of her?"
-->-- '''Literature/HerculePoirot''', "The Mystery of the Blue Train"

-> '''Lennox''': (On the same individual as above) "Itís that air of helpless ruin. Heís desperately attractive. He may well be a killer too of course so thatís a bit worrying. But maybe thatís whatís attractive, I donít know."
-->-- '''Literature/HerculePoirot''', "The Mystery of the Blue Train"

->'''Lily Evans''' (to James Potter): "You're such an asshole... that's so charming."
-->-- ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical''

to:

->'''Solange:''' "What What is it about bad men? You... my husband. I had so many chances to be happy, so many nice guys. Why can't nice guys be more like you?"\\
you?\\
'''Franchise/JamesBond:''' "Because Because then they would be bad."
bad.
-->-- '''A frank summing up of this trope in the Bond film ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''.'''

->'''Rufus van Alden:''' ''(On his daughter's husband)'' "Why
''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''

->''"Why
do women do it? Leave their damned brains in neutral when the bad guys start to sweet talk? Why couldn't she have married some straight up and down dullard who would have taken care of her?"
her?"''
-->-- '''Literature/HerculePoirot''', "The '''Rufus van Alden''', ''[[Literature/HerculePoirot The Mystery of the Blue Train"

-> '''Lennox''': (On the same individual as above) "Itís
Train]]''

->''"Itís
that air of helpless ruin. Heís desperately attractive. He may well be a killer too too, of course course, so thatís a bit worrying. But maybe thatís whatís attractive, I donít know."
"''
-->-- '''Literature/HerculePoirot''', "The '''Lennox''', ''[[Literature/HerculePoirot The Mystery of the Blue Train"

->'''Lily Evans''' (to James Potter): "You're
Train]]''

->''"You're
such an asshole... that's so charming."
"''
-->-- '''Lily Evans''', ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical''



->''Now you're in love, and why shouldn't you be?''
->''I'm everything you'll never be.''

to:

->''Now ->''"Now you're in love, and why shouldn't you be?''
->''I'm everything you'll never be.''"''



->'''Manny Calavera:''' "You know, you have a really bad taste in men."\\
'''Olivia Ofrenda:''' "No, I have a taste for ''really bad men''. There's a difference."

to:

->'''Manny Calavera:''' "You You know, you have a really bad taste in men."\\
\\
'''Olivia Ofrenda:''' "No, No, I have a taste for ''really bad men''. There's a difference."



->'''Puck''': "Jesse will never fully know what it feels like to be a Jew."
->'''Rachel''': "I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional."

to:

->'''Puck''': "Jesse Jesse will never fully know what it feels like to be a Jew."
Jew.
->'''Rachel''': "I'm I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional."



-> "The whole 'quiet and stoic' thing must get you a lot of action, huh?"

to:

-> "The ->''"The whole 'quiet and stoic' thing must get you a lot of action, huh?"huh?"''



-> "Doc, Iím not here to fill your ear with a load of crap about rules, or making wise choices or wasting your potential or any of that crap. You got on the pill; that tells me youíre trying to be responsible. Now, let me clue you in on something about bad boys. Most bad boys arenít a project, honey; theyíre not fixer-uppers. They wonít fall for the right girl and mystically be cured of their faults while keeping that cool edginess. And, sadly, most of them need a cop with a gun and the threat of a jail sentence hanging over their heads to wake up and figure out which way the world spins. I know because I was one and thatís what it took. More to the point, Trish and I would rather chew ground glass than see you hurt."
-->-- '''Mr Donner''', '''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'''

->'''Bart:''' "What do you like about him (Jimbo)? [[YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules."]]
->'''Lisa and Laura Powers:''' ''(Sigh wistfully)''

to:

-> "Doc, ->''"Doc, Iím not here to fill your ear with a load of crap about rules, or making wise choices or wasting your potential or any of that crap. You got on the pill; that tells me youíre trying to be responsible. Now, let me clue you in on something about bad boys. Most bad boys arenít a project, honey; theyíre not fixer-uppers. They wonít fall for the right girl and mystically be cured of their faults while keeping that cool edginess. And, sadly, most of them need a cop with a gun and the threat of a jail sentence hanging over their heads to wake up and figure out which way the world spins. I know because I was one and thatís what it took. More to the point, Trish and I would rather chew ground glass than see you hurt."
"''
-->-- '''Mr Donner''', '''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'''

''Literature/WhateleyUniverse''

->'''Bart:''' "What What do you like about him (Jimbo)? [[YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules."]]
]]
->'''Lisa and Laura Powers:''' ''(Sigh wistfully)''''[Sighs wistfully]''



->"Who's that guy? The guy with all the tattoos who just punched that other guy in the gut and stole his car keys? The guy who called me a bitch and told me to stay out of his business? I want him to get me pregnant."
-->-- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}''

->'''Player Katara:''' "Oh Jet, you're so...bad...."
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''', episode "The Ember Island Players"

->''It is not vertue, wisdom, valour, wit,\\

to:

->"Who's ->''"Who's that guy? The guy with all the tattoos who just punched that other guy in the gut and stole his car keys? The guy who called me a bitch and told me to stay out of his business? I want him to get me pregnant."
"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving/ 4 "4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving]]''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}''

->'''Player Katara:''' "Oh
Giving"]]

->''"Oh
Jet, you're so...bad...."
"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''', episode "The '''Player!Katara:''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' ("The Ember Island Players"

->''It
Players")

->''"It
is not vertue, wisdom, valour, wit,\\



(Which way soever men refer it).''
-->-- '''''Samson Agonistes''''', 1010-1015

->''He's a tramp''\\

to:

(Which way soever men refer it).''
"''
-->-- '''''Samson Agonistes''''', '''Samson Agonistes''', 1010-1015

->''He's ->''"He's a tramp''\\



''He stays that way''...
-->-- '''Peggy Lee''', '''Disney/LadyAndTheTramp'''

to:

''He stays that way''...
way..."''
-->-- '''Peggy Lee''', '''Disney/LadyAndTheTramp'''
''Disney/LadyAndTheTramp''



-> ''"Women love a sick child or a healthy animal; A man who is both itches them like an incubus."''

to:

-> ''"Women ->''"Women love a sick child or a healthy animal; A man who is both itches them like an incubus."''



-> ''"She wants fire, and Dorne sent her mud. You could make a poultice out of mud to cool a fever. You could plant seeds in mud and grow a crop to feed your children. Mud would nourish you, where fire would only consume you, but fools and children and young girls would choose fire every time."''

to:

-> ''"She ->''"She wants fire, and Dorne sent her mud. You could make a poultice out of mud to cool a fever. You could plant seeds in mud and grow a crop to feed your children. Mud would nourish you, where fire would only consume you, but fools and children and young girls would choose fire every time."''



->"It's always the bad boy that makes the good girl's heart beat just a little bit faster."

to:

->"It's ->''"It's always the bad boy that makes the good girl's heart beat just a little bit faster.""''



->"It amuses me. It honestly amuses me. People have been waxing lyrical [in letters] about Draco Malfoy, and I think that's the only time when it stopped amusing me and started almost worrying me. I'm trying to clearly distinguish between Tom Felton, who is a good looking young boy, and Draco, who, whatever he looks like, is not a nice man. Itís a romantic, but unhealthy, and unfortunately all too common delusion of ó delusion, there you go ó of girls, and you [nods to Melissa] will know this, that they are going to change someone. And that persists through many women's lives, till their death bed, and it is uncomfortable and unhealthy and it actually worried me a little bit, to see young girls swearing undying devotion to this really imperfect character, because there must be an element in there, that 'I'd be the one who [changes him]'. I mean, I understand the psychology of it, but it is pretty unhealthy. So, a couple of times I have written back, possibly quite sharply, saying [Laughter], 'You want to rethink your priorities here'."
-->--'''Creator/JKRowling''', from an [[http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2005/0705-tlc_mugglenet-anelli-2.htm interview]]

-> '''Fred''': Women don't love men for their goodness.
-> '''Mary''': Perhaps not. But if they love them, they never think them bad.
-->--''Literature/{{Middlemarch}}''

-> ''Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery''
-> ''Say he must go free / (Maxwell must go free)''
-> ''The judge does not agree and he tells them / So''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpCV2wgoxC8 Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]''', ''Franchise/TheBeatles''

-> "... [T]he seduction community is today rediscovering politically incorrect truths about female sexuality that everyone knew and took for granted before 1830 - [[GoodOldWays albeit the old account was that women tend to make self destructive sexual choices, so need male kin supervising their sex lives]], while the new seduction community account is that women tend to make self destructive sexual choices, [[JerkAss so here is how to take advantage of them]]."
-->-- Random internet forum poster on "Pick Up Artists".

-> "For some unknown reason, they draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks"
-->--Alexis Bledel

to:

->"It ->''"It amuses me. It honestly amuses me. People have been waxing lyrical [in letters] about Draco Malfoy, and I think that's the only time when it stopped amusing me and started almost worrying me. I'm trying to clearly distinguish between Tom Felton, who is a good looking young boy, and Draco, who, whatever he looks like, is not a nice man. Itís a romantic, but unhealthy, and unfortunately all too common delusion of ó delusion, there you go ó of girls, and you [nods to Melissa] will know this, that they are going to change someone. And that persists through many women's lives, till their death bed, and it is uncomfortable and unhealthy and it actually worried me a little bit, to see young girls swearing undying devotion to this really imperfect character, because there must be an element in there, that 'I'd be the one who [changes him]'. I mean, I understand the psychology of it, but it is pretty unhealthy. So, a couple of times I have written back, possibly quite sharply, saying [Laughter], 'You want to rethink your priorities here'."
-->--'''Creator/JKRowling''',
"''
-->-- '''Creator/JKRowling''',
from an [[http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2005/0705-tlc_mugglenet-anelli-2.htm interview]]

-> '''Fred''': ->'''Fred''': Women don't love men for their goodness.
-> '''Mary''': ->'''Mary''': Perhaps not. But if they love them, they never think them bad.
-->--''Literature/{{Middlemarch}}''

-> ''Rose
-->-- ''Literature/{{Middlemarch}}''

->''"Rose
and Valerie, screaming from the gallery''
-> ''Say ->''Say he must go free / (Maxwell must go free)''
-> ''The ->''The judge does not agree and he tells them / So''
-->--'''[[http://www.
So"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=qpCV2wgoxC8 Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]''', ''Franchise/TheBeatles''

-> "...->''"... [T]he seduction community is today rediscovering politically incorrect truths about female sexuality that everyone knew and took for granted before 1830 - [[GoodOldWays albeit the old account was that women tend to make self destructive sexual choices, so need male kin supervising their sex lives]], while the new seduction community account is that women tend to make self destructive sexual choices, [[JerkAss so here is how to take advantage of them]]."
"''
-->-- Random '''Random internet forum poster on "Pick Up Artists".

-> "For
Artists"'''

->''"For
some unknown reason, they draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks"
-->--Alexis Bledel
jerks."''
-->-- '''Alexis Bledel'''



-->''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "The Time-Traveler's Pig"

->'''Mermando''': [after Mabel asks him out] I'm afraid I cannot, for I have a terrible secret! *swims away*\\

to:

-->''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "The -->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' ("The Time-Traveler's Pig"

Pig")

->'''Mermando''': [after ''[after Mabel asks him out] out]'' I'm afraid I cannot, for I have a terrible secret! *swims away*\\''[swims away]''\\



-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "The Deep End"

to:

-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "The -->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' ("The Deep End"
End")



-->--'''Patty''', to David Slater in ''Theatre/TheMoonIsBlue''

to:

-->--'''Patty''', -->-- '''Patty''', to David Slater in ''Theatre/TheMoonIsBlue''



-->--''WesternAnimation/SymBionicTitan''

->''Girls don't want a gentleman\\

to:

-->--''WesternAnimation/SymBionicTitan''

->''Girls
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SymBionicTitan''

->''"Girls
don't want a gentleman\\



They want a loser like me.''
-->--'''Theory of a Deadman''', "Gentleman"

to:

They want a loser like me.''
-->--'''Theory
"''
-->-- '''Theory
of a Deadman''', "Gentleman"



->"I know, I have to get away from that bad boy thing. There's no good there. But I can't help thinking ó- isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense? I know it's nuts, but.. part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. ''(vampire leaps out at Buffy; she stakes him without pause)'' I wonder where I get that from?"

to:

->"I ->''"I know, I have to get away from that bad boy thing. There's no good there. But I can't help thinking ó- isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense? I know it's nuts, but.. part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. ''(vampire ''[vampire leaps out at Buffy; she stakes him without pause)'' pause]'' I wonder where I get that from?"from?"''



'''Stewie:''' Oh yeah? I'll tell you what you're into- being ugly!\\
'''Olivia:''' ''(hurt)'' Stewie, you're being mean.\\

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'''Stewie:''' Oh yeah? I'll tell you what you're into- into-- being ugly!\\
'''Olivia:''' ''(hurt)'' ''[hurt]'' Stewie, you're being mean.\\



'''Olivia:''' ''(weeping profusely)''\\

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'''Olivia:''' ''(weeping profusely)''\\''[weeping profusely]''\\



'''Olivia:''' ''(through tears)'' That sounds wonderful.

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'''Olivia:''' ''(through tears)'' ''[through tears]'' That sounds wonderful.



'''Detective Amy Santiago:''' ''(horrified)'' Oh God...\\
'''Detective Jake Peralta:''' ''(slightly hopeful)'' Are you aroused because of what a bad boy I am?\\

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'''Detective Amy Santiago:''' ''(horrified)'' ''[horrified]'' Oh God...\\
'''Detective Jake Peralta:''' ''(slightly hopeful)'' ''[slightly hopeful]'' Are you aroused because of what a bad boy I am?\\



'''Detective Jake Peralta:''' ''(thinly-veiled disappointment)'' No...

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'''Detective Jake Peralta:''' ''(thinly-veiled disappointment)'' ''[thinly-veiled disappointment]'' No...



->"Shit, John, try to make a little sense! You've known her since less than six days! She is eighteen!"\\
"I already checked. Totally legal in Missouri."\\
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE! She is a juvenile offender who burns cars!"
-->-- ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles fic [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/320924 Missourian Love]]

->Someone told me that women might be attracted to the bad boys ''initially'', but they don't ''stay'' with the bad boys. So... there's a ''double'' benefit!

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->"Shit, ->'''Hendricks:''' Shit, John, try to make a little sense! You've known her since less than six days! She is eighteen!"\\
"I
eighteen!\\
'''Johnny Marcone:''' I
already checked. Totally legal in Missouri."\\
"OH,
\\
'''Hendricks:''' OH,
FOR GOD'S SAKE! She is a juvenile offender who burns cars!"
cars!
-->-- ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' fic [[http://archiveofourown.''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/320924 Missourian Love]]

->Someone
Love]]''

->''"Someone
told me that women might be attracted to the bad boys ''initially'', but they don't ''stay'' with the bad boys. So... there's a ''double'' benefit!benefit!"''



-> ''It's hard to resist a bad boy who's a good man.''

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-> ''It's ->''"It's hard to resist a bad boy who's a good man.''"''



-> ''You see the glass half empty''\\

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-> ''You ->''"You see the glass half empty''\\



''But Cupid's a real good liar''

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''But Cupid's a real good liar''liar"''
22nd Apr '16 1:18:04 PM Laevatein
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-> ''You see the glass half empty''\\
''(Never enough for this bad boy)''\\
''I see the glass half filled''\\
''(She sees some good in this crazy fool)''\\
''I've only got myself to blame''\\
''(Well, you should have known better)''\\
''But Cupid's a real good liar''
-->-- '''Girlfriend''', cover of '''Laura Branigan''''s "Bad Attitude"
1st Mar '16 1:20:29 PM slvstrChung
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->"I actually ''don't'' think girls like a guy who treats them bad. But I do think they--we--get off a little on the idea of changing someone for the better, or the idea of having ''the power'' that someone loves us so much that he'll [[CharacterDevelopment change or sacrifice something for us]]. ... A nice guy [[StaticCharacter doesn't need to change]], and, most importantly, he's already nice to everyone. How do you know that you're special if he treats everyone else with as much kindness and respect as he treats you? The "bad boy" type, though? He may range from simple, garden-variety jackhole (hello, [[Series/{{Lost}} Sawyer]]!) to appalling psychopath (hello, [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Lecter]]!), but you know he loves you because he's [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold completely different around you]]. You are an exception to his very ''nature.'' This is how "villain" ends up drifting towards "{{antihero}}"--{{Dracula}}, Literature/ThePhantomOfTheOpera, Spike on ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'', [[DracoInLeatherPants fanfic!Draco Malfoy]]--but you even see it with straightforward heroes: [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]] and [[Literature/JaneEyre Mr. Rochester]] are both cold, prickly, withdrawn types until Lizzie Bennet and Jane Eyre arrive, respectively, to [[ManicPixieDreamGirl bewilder and melt them]]. ''That's'' the fantasy."

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->"I actually ''don't'' think girls like a guy who treats them bad. But I do think they--we--get off a little on the idea of changing someone for the better, or the idea of having ''the power'' that someone loves us so much that he'll [[CharacterDevelopment change or sacrifice something for us]]. ... A nice guy [[StaticCharacter doesn't need to change]], and, most importantly, he's already nice to everyone. How do you know that you're special if he [[LoveYouAndEverybody treats everyone else with as much kindness and respect as he treats you? you]]? The "bad boy" type, though? He may range from simple, garden-variety jackhole (hello, [[Series/{{Lost}} Sawyer]]!) to appalling psychopath (hello, [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Dr. Lecter]]!), but you know he loves you because he's [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold completely different around you]]. You are an exception to his very ''nature.'' This is how "villain" ends up drifting towards "{{antihero}}"--{{Dracula}}, Literature/ThePhantomOfTheOpera, Spike on ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'', [[DracoInLeatherPants fanfic!Draco Malfoy]]--but you even see it with straightforward heroes: [[Literature/PrideAndPrejudice Mr. Darcy]] and [[Literature/JaneEyre Mr. Rochester]] are both cold, prickly, withdrawn types until Lizzie Bennet and Jane Eyre arrive, respectively, to [[ManicPixieDreamGirl bewilder and melt them]]. ''That's'' the fantasy."
27th Feb '16 9:30:30 PM Willbyr
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-->-- '''Tokine''', ''{{Kekkaishi}}''

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-->-- '''Tokine''', ''{{Kekkaishi}}''
''Manga/{{Kekkaishi}}''
24th Feb '16 5:17:58 AM Kalaong
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->"I was reading an article in the paper about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy]] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals - and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid?" What am I doing wrong... Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here?" They must have been heavy on the old sense of humor that you always talk about in your little womenís polls. ďTed Bundy, that old whip, heís hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things ícause he kept me in stitches.Ē Itís just depressing.\\

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->"I ->Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy]] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals - Ö and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid?" laid." What am I doing wrong... Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women Ö he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for in a man here?" They must have been heavy on the old sense rights of humor conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that you always talk about in your little womenís polls. ďTed Bundy, the first thing that old whip, heís hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things ícause he kept me in stitches.Ē Itís just depressing.\\came to my head was: "And I'm not getting laid."\\



I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Hereís why: She married a fella. Heís on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women Ö he has AIDS, and sheís suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And Iím afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: ďAnd Iím not getting laid.\\

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I read another article, Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a woman is suing man here? They must have been heavy on the state old sense of Wisconsin. Hereís why: She married a fella. Heís on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women Ö he has AIDS, and sheís suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And Iím afraid to say humor that the first thing you always talk about in your little women's polls. "Ted Bundy, that came to my head was: ďAnd Iím not old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches." It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks Ė achey breaky fucking dick this guy is Ė Ted Bundy getting laid.wedding proposals.\\



"I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: ''What a cute butt.'' He's Satan! ''You don't know him like I do.'' He's the Prince of Darkness! [[DracoInLeatherPants ''I can change him.'']]"

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"I You know, we're fucked up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna going to have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna going to say: ''What "What a cute butt.'' He's Satan! ''You " "He's Satan!" "You don't know him like I do.'' He's " "He's the Prince of Darkness! [[DracoInLeatherPants ''I Darkness!" "[[DracoInLeatherPants I can change him.'']]"]]"\\
24th Feb '16 5:01:02 AM Kalaong
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->"I was reading an article in the paper about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy]] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals - and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid?" What am I doing wrong... Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here?"\\

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->"I was reading an article in the paper about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy]] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals - and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid?" What am I doing wrong... Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here?"\\here?" They must have been heavy on the old sense of humor that you always talk about in your little womenís polls. ďTed Bundy, that old whip, heís hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things ícause he kept me in stitches.Ē Itís just depressing.\\


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I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Hereís why: She married a fella. Heís on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women Ö he has AIDS, and sheís suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And Iím afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: ďAnd Iím not getting laid.\\
\\
30th Dec '15 3:32:36 PM Anddrix
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->"[[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor He]] was guilty of robbery and murder, industrial espionage and several attempts at terrorism...It was obvious to Kitty that he'd [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal the money out of the church hat]], if he ever went to church.

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->"[[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor ->"[[ComicBook/LexLuthor He]] was guilty of robbery and murder, industrial espionage and several attempts at terrorism...It was obvious to Kitty that he'd [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking steal the money out of the church hat]], if he ever went to church.
8th Dec '15 11:01:47 PM EvilKid
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-->-- '''4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}''

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-->-- '''4 '''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-pieces-relationship-advice-movies-need-to-stop-giving/ 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving''', Giving]]''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}''
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