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->'''Kazuma Asogi:''' It's probably a record of long-term treatment, that's why. With a family doctor, I imagine.\\
'''Ryunosuke Naruhodo:''' Well I can't imagine. Going to a doctor, I mean. As long as I'm alive, I'm never consulting one!\\
'''Kazuma:''' Well if you were dead, there'd be no point. ...So you don't like doctors, then?\\
'''Ryunosuke:''' Why would you? They make you drink horrible-tasting medicine, they give you painful injections... ...and then they demand lots of money from you for the privilege...all when you're at your lowest ebb!\\
'''Kazuma:''' ......... You sound like a model patient. With a bad case of stubbornness no less, for which the only cure is very bitter medicine indeed.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney: Adventures'', Case G1-1: "The Adventure of the Great Departure"

->'''Patrick:''' I [[KnowsAGuyWhoKnowsAGuy know a guy who knows a guy]] who went to the doctor once, and the doctor's office is a horrible, ''horrible'' place!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' It can't be as horrible as the suds. ''(sneezes)''\\
'''Patrick:''' Oh, it is, [=SpongeBob=]! Well, first, they make you sit in the... ''waiting room''.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Is ''that'' the horrible part, Patrick?\\
'''Patrick:''' No! It gets worse! They make you read... OLD MAGAZINES!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Aiee!\\
'''Patrick:''' Then, the doctor pulls out his ''stethoscope''!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' NO!\\
'''Patrick:''' Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy-cold, when it touches your bare flesh, it... Psssssh!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''(screams)'' No! No! No stethoscope! No doctor! No old magazines! No psssssh! No-ho! Patrick, I don't wanna go to the doctor!\\
'''Patrick:''' ''Exactly.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E15SleepyTimeSuds Suds]]"
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