History Quotes / ActionGirl

1st Nov '15 6:03:41 AM DoctorNemesis
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->'''[[spoiler:Agent 23]]:''' See, this is your problem. Some men like women who are feminine!\\
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->'''[[spoiler:Agent 23]]:''' ->'''TheMole:''' See, this is your problem. Some men like women who are feminine!\\

'''[[spoiler: Agent 23]]:''' No.\\
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'''[[spoiler: Agent 23]]:''' '''The Mole:''' No.\\
8th Jul '15 1:25:48 PM mrnickname
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-->-- The tagline for the [[http://www.comicvine.com/battleaxes/4050-6536/ "Battleaxes"]] comic.
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-->-- The '''The tagline for the [[http://www.comicvine.com/battleaxes/4050-6536/ "Battleaxes"]] comic. comic.'''
8th Jul '15 1:24:51 PM mrnickname
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->''"When men where men, and women killed them."'' -->-- The tagline for the [[http://www.comicvine.com/battleaxes/4050-6536/ "Battleaxes"]] comic.
29th Jun '15 2:54:40 PM johnnyfog
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->''I have thought about kicking the crap outta my husband or putting him into a scissors hold on several occasions; but I refuse under the pretense of believing [[TooKinkyToTorture he might like it too much.]]'' -->--'''[[http://sportsclimax.com/uncategorized/interview-with-hot-babes-of-glow-gorgeous-ladies-of-wrestling/ Americana]]''', ''{{Wrestling/GLOW}}'' ex-wrestler
29th Jun '15 11:03:59 AM johnnyfog
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->'''Bareil:''' You've been so cooperative up until now; I'd hate to have to kill you.\\ '''Mgr. Kira Nerys:''' You're not going to kill me.\\ '''Bareil:''' Oh? you're sure of that?\\ '''Kira:''' You're not going to kill anyone, not with that disruptor. [[BrandishmentBluff Power cell's cracked.]]\\
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->'''Bareil:''' You've been so cooperative up until now; I'd hate to have to kill you.\\ '''Mgr. ->'''Mgr. Kira Nerys:''' You're not going to kill me.\\ '''Bareil:''' Oh? you're sure of that?\\ '''Kira:''' You're not going to kill anyone, not with that disruptor. [[BrandishmentBluff Power cell's cracked.]]\\
7th Jun '15 9:34:35 PM johnnyfog
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->'''April:''' Props to Wrestling/TripleH taking bumps when he's already taken bumps so hard that he's '''turning colors that humans should not be.''' A judo throw from RondaRousey. He's lucky his leg didn't just snap off at the hip and go flying into the audience.\\
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->'''April:''' Props to Wrestling/TripleH taking bumps when he's already taken bumps so hard that he's '''turning colors that humans should not be.''' A judo throw from RondaRousey. RondaRousey? He's lucky his leg didn't just snap off at the hip and go flying into the audience.\\

'''April:''' She just stands there and looks at you, and if you fuck with her, she takes you apart. That's all I need. Is that so much to ask for? I guess I need to start watching [[MixedMartialArts MMA]] instead of wrestling when I want to watch women fight. I'm just sad she didn't really armbar anyone.
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'''April:''' She just stands there and looks at you, and if you fuck with her, she takes you apart. That's all I need. Is that so much to ask for? I guess I need to start watching [[MixedMartialArts MMA]] instead of wrestling when I want to watch women fight. I'm just sad she didn't really armbar anyone.

->''It was like a scene out of a hillbilly ''Film/KillBill''. Everyone quickly realized that [[BigEater you should never ever get between a Spears and her eats]], so they turned off the fuckery and the fight was over.'' -->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/31/jamie-lynn-spears-pulled-out-a-big-knife-during-a-brawl-at-the-pita-pit/ Michael K.]]''', "Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled Out a Big Knife During a Brawl at the Pita Pit"
1st Jun '15 6:19:49 PM johnnyfog
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->''In keeping with the positive view of sexuality, another important characteristic of nearly all of these myths is the goddess archetype. What I mean by this is that women are not only portrayed as being both strong and feminine, they are seen as having power and authority.\\
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->''In keeping with the positive view of sexuality, another important characteristic of nearly all of these myths is the goddess archetype. What I mean by this is that women are not only portrayed as being both strong and feminine, they are seen as having power and authority.\\\\\
1st Jun '15 6:19:18 PM johnnyfog
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->''Jamie Lynn just wanted to enjoy her pita, but her time with her pita was cut short when another girl allegedly attacked her friend for whatever reason... the fight got extra messy when the girl hit Jamie Lynn's friend with a bottle. Little ole' Jamie Lynn didn't waste any time and knew that you should always bring a knife to a pita fight. So she grabbed her fallen friend, dragged the girl behind the counter, found a bread knife and started waving it around. It was like a scene out of a hillbilly ''Film/KillBill''. Everyone quickly realized that [[BigEater you should never ever get between a Spears and her eats]], so they turned off the fuckery and the fight was over... That is the sign of a true friend who is always down for you. The next time you meet a trick whom you think could be a possible friend, ask them just one very important question: "''[[OverlyNarrowSuperlative If a fight breaks out at the Pita Pit and some piece of trash knocks me in the head with a bottle, will you drag me to safety, get a hold of a long knife and threaten to slice those hos like a toasted pita if they donít stop?]]''" That's the only question you need to ask.''
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->''Jamie Lynn just wanted to enjoy her pita, but her time with her pita was cut short when another girl allegedly attacked her friend for whatever reason... the fight got extra messy when the girl hit Jamie Lynn's friend with a bottle. Little ole' Jamie Lynn didn't waste any time and knew that you should always bring a knife to a pita fight. So she grabbed her fallen friend, dragged the girl behind the counter, found a bread knife and started waving it around. It ->''It was like a scene out of a hillbilly ''Film/KillBill''. Everyone quickly realized that [[BigEater you should never ever get between a Spears and her eats]], so they turned off the fuckery and the fight was over... That is the sign of a true friend who is always down for you. The next time you meet a trick whom you think could be a possible friend, ask them just one very important question: "''[[OverlyNarrowSuperlative If a fight breaks out at the Pita Pit and some piece of trash knocks me in the head with a bottle, will you drag me to safety, get a hold of a long knife and threaten to slice those hos like a toasted pita if they donít stop?]]''" That's the only question you need to ask.over.''
1st Jun '15 6:18:12 PM johnnyfog
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->'''April:''' Props to Wrestling/TripleH taking bumps when he's already taken bumps so hard that he's ''turning colors that humans should not be.'' A judo throw from RondaRousey. He's lucky his leg didn't just snap off at the hip and go flying into the audience.\\
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->'''April:''' Props to Wrestling/TripleH taking bumps when he's already taken bumps so hard that he's ''turning '''turning colors that humans should not be.'' ''' A judo throw from RondaRousey. He's lucky his leg didn't just snap off at the hip and go flying into the audience.\\
1st Jun '15 6:17:59 PM johnnyfog
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->''Action Barbie -- that's my girl. Because she is. She's Action Barbie. She's this incredibly statuesque woman who doesn't mind throwing a kick or punching you in the groin. She's Action Barbie to me.'' -->--'''[=LeVar Burton=]''' on [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Terry Farrell]]

->''Louise Jameson is a superb actress and real coup for the series to have been cast, and honestly I cannot imagine anybody else following Creator/ElisabethSladen's Sarah Jane with as much capability and making as much of a success of it. As a violent, independent, funny savage she is a unique character and there has been nobody quite like her before or since. Her best stories ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E1Robot Robot]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang}} Talons]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E1HorrorOfFangRock Horror]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E3ImageOfTheFendahl Fendhal]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E4TheSunMakers Sun Makers]]) are some of the best ''Doctor Who'' stories, period. And Leela has a lot to do with why... I love the Doctor's "don't ever play with strange weapons Leela. Make sure the safety catch is off Leela." She just [[TriggerHappy grabs a gun and fires regardless]]. The Doctor describes her as primitive, wild, warlike, aggressive, tempestuous, bad tempered, a warrior from a warrior tribe, courageous, indomitable, implacable, impossible. Leela has a spectacular strop after she realises she has been pacified. "You're all laughing at me! Who did it?" she asks brandishing her knife menacingly. You've got to love how she says hello to people, jumping on them with a knife raised screaming "''[[LeeroyJenkins Surrender or die!]]''" I wouldn't know whether to be terrified or turned on!'' -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/underworld-written-by-bob-baker-dave.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E5Underworld "Underworld"]]
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->''Louise Jameson is a superb actress and real coup for the series to have been cast, and honestly I cannot imagine anybody else following Creator/ElisabethSladen's Sarah Jane with as much capability and making as much of a success of it. As a violent, independent, funny savage she is a unique character and there has been nobody quite like her before or since. Her best stories ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E1Robot Robot]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang}} Talons]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E1HorrorOfFangRock Horror]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E3ImageOfTheFendahl Fendhal]], [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E4TheSunMakers Sun Makers]]) are some of the best ''Doctor Who'' stories, period. And Leela has a lot to do with why... I love the Doctor's "don't ever play with strange weapons Leela. Make sure the safety catch is off Leela." She just [[TriggerHappy grabs a gun and fires regardless]]. The Doctor describes her as primitive, wild, warlike, aggressive, tempestuous, bad tempered, a warrior from a warrior tribe, courageous, indomitable, implacable, impossible. Leela has a spectacular strop after she realises she has been pacified. "You're all laughing at me! Who did it?" she asks brandishing her knife menacingly. You've ->''You've got to love how she says hello to people, jumping on them with a knife raised screaming "''[[LeeroyJenkins Surrender or die!]]''" I wouldn't know whether to be terrified or turned on!'' -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/underworld-written-by-bob-baker-dave.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E5Underworld "Underworld"]] Leela, ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E5Underworld "Underworld"]])

->''I'm fine with this being a retroactive Oscar for Arquette for her performance as Alabama Worley in ''Film/TrueRomance''. ''You're so cool... you're so cool... you're so cool...'' I mean, look at how brutal this fight scene is. I don't think anyone has ever been thrown through a glass shower door as convincingly. Does Arquette fly through a shower door in ''Film/{{Boyhood}}''? She ought to. Does she put a corkscrew through Ethan Hawke's foot in ''Boyhood''? Again, she ought to. Does Drexl Spivey show up in ''Boyhood'', demanding to know where his bitch is? He ought to. I'm just saying: ''Boyhood'' would have been better if it had been ''True Romance 2: Bodybags.
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->''I'm fine with this being a retroactive Oscar for Arquette for her performance as Alabama Worley in ''Film/TrueRomance''. ''You're so cool... you're so cool... you're so cool...'' I mean, look at how brutal this fight scene is. I don't think anyone has ever been thrown through a glass shower door as convincingly. Does ->''Does Arquette fly through a shower door in ''Film/{{Boyhood}}''? She ought to. Does she put a corkscrew through Ethan Hawke's foot in ''Boyhood''? Again, she ought to. Does Drexl Spivey show up in ''Boyhood'', demanding to know where his bitch is? He ought to. I'm just saying: ''Boyhood'' would have been better if it had been ''True Romance 2: Bodybags.

->'''April:''' Props to Wrestling/TripleH taking bumps when he's already taken bumps so hard that he's turning colors that humans should not be. A judo throw from Ronda Rousey.\\ '''Noah:''' If I took a judo throw from Ronda Rousey, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'd be making tracks, too.]] "Okay, [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Steph]], goodbye!"\\ '''April:''' He's lucky his leg didn't just snap off at the hip and go flying into the audience.\\ '''Noah:''' Man, if I took a hit from Ronda Rousey, I would be [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming at a pitch so loud, only dogs could hear it]]. It would be so bad. Man. ''That'' would light you up.\\ '''April:''' Still, it was so cool how she threw Triple H liked he weighed as much as a Cabbage Patch Doll. And that made me think to myself, ''"I wish this was what the [[Characters/WWEDivas Divas]] were like. I wish I could have a lady hero like her."'' She's not prudish, but she's not [[FanserviceExtra flaunting every ounce of boob and ass she has]]. She's more than ''Playboy'' material, and yet at the same time she doesn't need to prove that she's tough; she just stands there and looks at you, and if you fuck with her, she takes you apart. That's all I need. Is that so much to ask for? I guess I need to start watching [[MixedMartialArts MMA]] instead of wrestling when I want to watch women fight. I'm just sad she didn't really armbar anyone.
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->'''April:''' Props to Wrestling/TripleH taking bumps when he's already taken bumps so hard that he's turning ''turning colors that humans should not be. be.'' A judo throw from Ronda Rousey.\\ '''Noah:''' If I took a judo throw from Ronda Rousey, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'd be making tracks, too.]] "Okay, [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Steph]], goodbye!"\\ '''April:''' RondaRousey. He's lucky his leg didn't just snap off at the hip and go flying into the audience.\\ '''Noah:''' Man, if I took a hit from Ronda Rousey, I would be [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming at a pitch so loud, only dogs could hear it]]. It would be so bad. Man. ''That'' would light you up.\\ '''April:''' Still, it was so cool how she threw Triple H liked he weighed as much as a Cabbage Patch Doll. And that made me think to myself, ''"I wish this was what the [[Characters/WWEDivas Divas]] were like. I wish I could have a lady hero like her."'' She's not prudish, but she's not [[FanserviceExtra flaunting every ounce of boob and ass she has]]. She's more than ''Playboy'' material, and yet at the same time she doesn't need to prove that she's tough; she She just stands there and looks at you, and if you fuck with her, she takes you apart. That's all I need. Is that so much to ask for? I guess I need to start watching [[MixedMartialArts MMA]] instead of wrestling when I want to watch women fight. I'm just sad she didn't really armbar anyone.
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