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'''Madoka Kaname''': I don't care what you call it. All those magical girls who held onto their hopes and fought against witches, I don't want to see them cry. I want them to stay smiling until the end. If any rule or law stands in my way I will destroy it. I will rewrite it. That is my prayer. That is my wish. Now grant it, Incubator!

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'''Madoka Kaname''': I don't care what you call it. All those magical girls who held onto their hopes and fought against witches, [[HopeBringer I don't want to see them cry. I want them to stay smiling until the end. ]] If any rule or law stands in my way I will destroy it. I will rewrite it. That is my prayer. That is my wish. Now grant it, Incubator!
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->'''Kyubey''': That wish... once it's granted it will unravel the fabric of time itself! It violates the laws of karmic destiny! Are you trying to become a god?!\\
'''Madoka Kaname''': I don't care what you call it. All those magical girls who held onto their hopes and fought against witches, I don't want to see them cry. I want them to stay smiling until the end. If any rule or law stands in my way I will destroy it. I will rewrite it. That is my prayer. That is my wish. Now grant it, Incubator!
-->-- ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
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->Kyril sighed. They had that one emotional crutch taken from them as well as their homes, friends, families, and peaceful lives. The only thing he could do was to end this [[pathetic rebellion]] and anyone else who started it and make damn sure that this would never happen again.

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->Kyril sighed. They had that one emotional crutch taken from them as well as their homes, friends, families, and peaceful lives. The only thing he could do was to end this [[pathetic rebellion]] pathetic rebellion and anyone else who started it and make damn sure that this would never happen again.
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->He continued onward through camp. Many of the refugees stared openly, others had whispered and shrank away in fear. Still more drew close around the Good Hunter, giving thanks that he had decided to enter the battlefield to save their lives. A few even sought blessings from the left hand of the Goddess, even kneeling in the street before him to beg forgiveness for some unspecified crime that he didn't care (or need to know) about or protection from the evil of the Black Dogs. These people he avoided with much discomfort. He was no god despite what people thought of him, and neither was he blessed by their benevolent Goddess Reincarnated. Kyril could say nothing to these people but he pitied them all the same. They thought they were safe at Ken, that whatever was outside of their walls stayed outside and nothing bad would happen to them.
->Kyril sighed. They had that one emotional crutch taken from them as well as their homes, friends, families, and peaceful lives. The only thing he could do was to end this [[pathetic rebellion]] and anyone else who started it and make damn sure that this would never happen again.
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''
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->''The crowned Death saw it coming and raised its own weapon but there was very possibly nothing in the world that would stop the worn blade as it snarled through the air, rage and vengeance giving it an edge beyond any definition of sharpness. It passed through the metal without slowing. '''NO CROWN,''' said Bill door, looking directly into the smoke. '''NO CROWN. ONLY THE HARVEST'''.''

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->''The crowned Death saw it coming and raised its own weapon weapon, but there was very possibly nothing in the world that would stop the worn blade as it snarled through the air, rage and vengeance giving it an edge beyond any definition of sharpness. It passed through the metal without slowing. '''NO CROWN,''' said Bill door, Door, looking directly into the smoke. '''NO CROWN. ONLY THE HARVEST'''.''
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->''The crowned Death saw it coming and raised its own weapon but there was very possibly nothing in the world that would stop the worn blade as it snarled through the air, rage and vengeance giving it an edge beyond any definition of sharpness. It passed through the metal without slowing. '''NO CROWN,''' said Bill door, looking directly into the smoke. '''NO CROWN. ONLY THE HARVEST'''.''
-->-- ''Literature/ReaperMan''
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->'''Captain Jean-Luc Picard:''' Get up. You must not kneel to me.
->'''Nuria:''' You do not wish it?
->'''Captain Jean-Luc Picard:''' I do not deserve it.
-->-- '''Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS3E4WhoWatchesTheWatchers'''
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->''[[AC: I am like a glorious, golden god... Except, of course, I am not.]]''
-->-- '''The Emperor of Mankind,''' ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
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->''"Building a so-called god can't be too hard. I mean, as the most renowned {{bounty hunter}} in the galaxy; I'm just [[{{Transhuman}} an alien woman]] [[TimeTravelEscape from the future]] trapped [[ThePresentDay in the now]], [[FishOutOfTemporalWater a mere prisoner raging against the slow crawl of human evolution]]. In fact, [[ShoutOut I'm not playing God]]. [[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan All this time... I've]] ''[[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan been]]'' [[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan playing human!]]"''

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->''"Building a so-called god can't be too hard. I mean, as the most renowned {{bounty hunter}} bounty hunter in the galaxy; I'm just [[{{Transhuman}} an alien woman]] [[TimeTravelEscape woman from the future]] future trapped [[ThePresentDay in the now]], [[FishOutOfTemporalWater now, a mere prisoner raging against the slow crawl of human evolution]].evolution. In fact, [[ShoutOut I'm not playing God]]. [[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan All this time... I've]] ''[[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan been]]'' [[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan playing human!]]"''
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-->-- '''Tsukune Aono''', confessing his identity to Fang-Fang Huang, ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''

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-->-- '''Tsukune Aono''', confessing his identity to Fang-Fang Huang, ''Manga/RosarioToVampire''
''Manga/RosarioPlusVampire''
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->'''Ego''': Listen to me! You are a god! If you kill me, you'll be just like everybody else!\\
'''Peter Quill''': What's so wrong with that?
-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
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->''"We are not gods! We're born, we live, we die, just as humans do."''
-->--'''Odin''', ''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''
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->''The ties between Us and Our people have always stood upon mutual trust and affection. They do not depend upon mere legends and myths. They are not predicated on the false conception that the Emperor is divine, and that the Japanese people are superior to other races and fated to rule the world.''
-->--'''''Ningen-sengen'' ("Humanity Declaration")''' (January 1, 1946)
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-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'', [[http://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/892/ May 6, 2015]]

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-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'', [[http://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/892/ com/comics/891/ May 6, 2015]]
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->''"Building a so-called god can't be too hard. I mean, as the most renowned {{bounty hunter}} in the galaxy; I'm just [[{{Transhuman}} an alien woman]] [[TimeTravelEscape from the future]] trapped [[ThePresentDay in the now]], [[FishOutOfTemporalWater a mere prisoner raging against the slow crawl of human evolution]]. In fact, I'm not playing God. All this time... I've ''been'' playing human!"''

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->''"Building a so-called god can't be too hard. I mean, as the most renowned {{bounty hunter}} in the galaxy; I'm just [[{{Transhuman}} an alien woman]] [[TimeTravelEscape from the future]] trapped [[ThePresentDay in the now]], [[FishOutOfTemporalWater a mere prisoner raging against the slow crawl of human evolution]]. In fact, [[ShoutOut I'm not playing God. God]]. [[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan All this time... I've ''been'' I've]] ''[[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan been]]'' [[ComicBook/SuperiorIronMan playing human!"''human!]]"''
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-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'', [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20150506.html May 6, 2015]]

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-->-- ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'', [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20150506.html thecomicseries.com/comics/892/ May 6, 2015]]
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-->-- [[Series/DoctorWho The Ninth Doctor]], making fun of this trope

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-->-- [[Series/DoctorWho The '''The Ninth Doctor]], making fun of this trope
Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''



->I am ''not'' your bloody messiah!
-->-- '''Eleanor Lamb,''' in asskicking mode, ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''

->That's why I pray to no one. Nor will I be prayed too!

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->I ->''"I am ''not'' your bloody messiah!
messiah!"''
-->-- '''Eleanor Lamb,''' in asskicking mode, Lamb,''', ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''

->That's ->''"That's why I pray to no one. Nor will I be prayed too!to!"''
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->''Was this how ComicBook/JeanGrey felt... when she became Phoenix? I can sense everything! Every particle of matter, every burst of energy, every living thing in all creation! The universe - mine - to do with as I wish. I can touch every soul with an awareness of honor, decency, courage... I can transform, shape, create, heal, destroy... stop.''

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->''Was this how ComicBook/JeanGrey felt... when she became Phoenix? I can sense everything! Every particle of matter, every burst of energy, every living thing in all creation! The universe - -- mine - -- to do with as I wish. I can touch every soul with an awareness of honor, decency, courage... I can transform, shape, create, heal, destroy... stop.''



-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''', ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen Annual - "Lost in the Funhouse"''

->''"Calling me your God. . ."''
->''"Praying as you please. . ."''
->''"Denying as you please. . ."''

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-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''', ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen Annual - -- "Lost in the Funhouse"''

->''"Calling me your God. . .God..."''
->''"Praying as you please. . .please..."''
->''"Denying as you please. . .please..."''



->'''Megatron''': At last we take our rightful places, Optimus - as GODS! Wielding the power of the cosmos!

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->'''Megatron''': At last we take our rightful places, Optimus - -- as GODS! Wielding the power of the cosmos!



Look, sorry, can we stop a moment? Erm... No, ''stop!''\\

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Look, sorry, can we stop a moment? Erm... No, no, ''stop!''\\



Those are the words with which my father became your god, and his father before him... and his father before him... though there may have been a few more thous and thees - the language was a little more archaic. Anyway, the point is this: it isn't true, I'm afraid. Not any of it. Back when [[HighPriest Clovis]] put the crown on my head, I was really expecting to be transformed into a god, to have all my mortal parts burned away and so forth. I was, honestly. But I feel exactly the same. I thought I felt a twinge of something divine for a moment, but I think it was just indigestion... [[NervousWreck I've been having terrible trouble keeping food down lately]]. So, the ceremony hasn't worked: I'm still just as mortal as the rest of you. I'll still be your emperor if you like, but I expect you don't want one without the other, and I really can't be your god. So... sorry everybody, basically... [[TorchesAndPitchforks a-and I hope you'll find it in your hearts to put me to death as painlessly as possible]].

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Those are the words with which my father became your god, and his father before him... and his father before him... though there may have been a few more thous and thees - -- the language was a little more archaic. Anyway, the point is this: it isn't true, I'm afraid. Not any of it. Back when [[HighPriest Clovis]] put the crown on my head, I was really expecting to be transformed into a god, to have all my mortal parts burned away and so forth. I was, honestly. But I feel exactly the same. I thought I felt a twinge of something divine for a moment, but I think it was just indigestion... [[NervousWreck I've been having terrible trouble keeping food down lately]]. So, the ceremony hasn't worked: I'm still just as mortal as the rest of you. I'll still be your emperor if you like, but I expect you don't want one without the other, and I really can't be your god. So... sorry everybody, basically... [[TorchesAndPitchforks a-and I hope you'll find it in your hearts to put me to death as painlessly as possible]].



->That's why, I pray to no one. Nor will I be prayed too!

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->That's why, why I pray to no one. Nor will I be prayed too!
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-->--'''Emperor Peppin VII''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]''

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-->--'''Emperor -->-- '''Emperor Peppin VII''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]''



-->--'''Eleanor Lamb,''' in asskicking mode, ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''

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-->--'''Eleanor -->-- '''Eleanor Lamb,''' in asskicking mode, ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''



-->--'''Asura''' while beating up [[{{God}} Chakravartin]], ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

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-->--'''Asura''' -->-- '''Asura''' while beating up [[{{God}} Chakravartin]], ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

->'''Donald Miller:''' Right. [[HumansAreInsects We're ants and you're the kid with the magnifying glass.]] [[DisappointedByTheMotive Is that really all there is to this? I'd hoped that the universe either had a grant scheme or was at least monumentally indifferent. This Olympus crap is rather disappointing.]]\\
'''Bronson Ford:''' Despite our superiority to you, we remain but a clog in the gears. We aren't gods, although the distinction is insignificant from your perspective.
-->-- ''Literature/TheCroning''
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->''...[Pelinal] stood with white hair [[OneManArmy gone brown with elfblood]] at the Bridge of Heldon, where Perrif's falconers had sent for [[ProudWarriorRace the Nords]], and they, looking at him, [[WarGod said that Shor had returned]], but he spat at their feet for profaning that name.''
-->--'''The Song of Pelinal: Volume 3''', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls''
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->'''Jule Viole Grace''', ''Webcomic/TowWebcomi''

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->'''Jule -->--'''Jule Viole Grace''', ''Webcomic/TowWebcomi''
''[=TowWebcomi=]''
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-->--'''Asura''' while beating up [[God Chakravartin]], ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

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-->--'''Asura''' while beating up [[God [[{{God}} Chakravartin]], ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''
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->That's why, I pray to no one. Nor will I be prayed too!
-->--'''Asura''' while beating up [[God Chakravartin]], ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''
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->I am ''not'' your bloody messiah!
-->--'''Eleanor Lamb,''' in asskicking mode, ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''
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->I stand before you now as your God, your supreme authority in this world and the next. My word is law.\\
[''trumpets sound'']\\
My will is absolute.\\
[''trumpets sound'']\\
My desires shall be your doings. Your desires shall be as nothing before my own. For you are my slaves, my creatures, now and always!\\
[''trumpet fanfare continues'']\\
Look, sorry, can we stop a moment? Erm... No, ''stop!''\\
[''[[MusicalisInterruptus trumpeting grinds to a halt]]'']\\
Those are the words with which my father became your god, and his father before him... and his father before him... though there may have been a few more thous and thees - the language was a little more archaic. Anyway, the point is this: it isn't true, I'm afraid. Not any of it. Back when [[HighPriest Clovis]] put the crown on my head, I was really expecting to be transformed into a god, to have all my mortal parts burned away and so forth. I was, honestly. But I feel exactly the same. I thought I felt a twinge of something divine for a moment, but I think it was just indigestion... [[NervousWreck I've been having terrible trouble keeping food down lately]]. So, the ceremony hasn't worked: I'm still just as mortal as the rest of you. I'll still be your emperor if you like, but I expect you don't want one without the other, and I really can't be your god. So... sorry everybody, basically... [[TorchesAndPitchforks a-and I hope you'll find it in your hearts to put me to death as painlessly as possible]].
-->--'''Emperor Peppin VII''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho014TheHolyTerror The Holy Terror]]''

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->''God-Emperor? Calling him a god was how all this mess started. ''
-->-- '''Bjorn the Fell-Handed''', [[TimeAbyss only human in the galaxy to remember meeting the Emperor]], ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''.



->''"[[GodIsEvil That]]'s why...I pray to '''no one'''! Nor will '''I be prayed to!'''"''
-->-- '''Asura''', ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''




->''Was this how Jean Gray felt... when she became Phoenix? I can sense everything! Every particle of matter, every burst of energy, every living thing in all creation! The universe - mine - to do with as I wish. I can touch every soul with an awareness of honor, decency, courage... I can transform, shape, create, heal, destroy... stop.''

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\n->Izaya rumbled, "That is the phrase some of our younger ones used for the capital city of our world. As for ‘Forever People', it is simply a term Orion once used in derision towards Moonrider's family group, which they adopted. Just as we are known among some of your kind as... 'New Gods'." Highfather looked discomfited by the phrase.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}: Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->''Was this how Jean Gray ComicBook/JeanGrey felt... when she became Phoenix? I can sense everything! Every particle of matter, every burst of energy, every living thing in all creation! The universe - mine - to do with as I wish. I can touch every soul with an awareness of honor, decency, courage... I can transform, shape, create, heal, destroy... stop.''
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->'''Shallan:''' Are you one of them? [[TheHerald Are you a Herald, Wit]]?\\
'''Wit:''' Heavens no. I'm not stupid enough to get mixed up in religion again. The last seven times I tried it were all disasters. I believe there's at least one god still worshiping me by accident.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Oathbringer}}'' (third book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')
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-->''"Don't worship me, I'd make a very bad God. Wouldn't get a day off, for starters."''

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-->''"Don't ->''"Don't worship me, I'd make a very bad God. Wouldn't get a day off, for starters."''
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-->''"Don't worship me, I'd make a very bad God. Wouldn't get a day off, for starters."''
-->-- [[Series/DoctorWho The Ninth Doctor]], making fun of this trope
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->'''Jule Viole Grace''', ''Webcomic/{{TowerOfGod}}''

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->'''Jule Viole Grace''', ''Webcomic/{{TowerOfGod}}''
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->''"Building a so-called god can't be too hard. I mean, as the most renowned {{bounty hunter}} in the galaxy; I'm just [[{{Transhuman}}an alien woman]] [[TimeTravelEscape from the future]] trapped [[ThePresentDay in the now]], [[FishOutOfTemporalWater a mere prisoner raging against the slow crawl of human evolution]]. In fact, I'm not playing God. All this time... I've ''been'' playing human!"''

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->''"Building a so-called god can't be too hard. I mean, as the most renowned {{bounty hunter}} in the galaxy; I'm just [[{{Transhuman}}an [[{{Transhuman}} an alien woman]] [[TimeTravelEscape from the future]] trapped [[ThePresentDay in the now]], [[FishOutOfTemporalWater a mere prisoner raging against the slow crawl of human evolution]]. In fact, I'm not playing God. All this time... I've ''been'' playing human!"''

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