History PlayingWith / TheReasonYouSuckspeech

** Bob calming but firmly explains to Alice her many shortcomings, and how she must work hard to improve.

** [[Angrish Bob is so angry that he can't even speak]].

* '''Downplayed''': Bob notes that Alice is "kind of a bitch," but doesn't really go much further.

* '''Exaggerated''': Bob gives Alice a very, very long, detailed speech that carries on for hours and hours, describing every failure she's made in her life.

** Bob gets to know what TalkToTheFist feels like before he can say a single word. And if what he wanted to tell Alice is how much she sucks by applying violence willy-nilly, she's [[IResembleThatRemark ironically proving him right]].
** Alice [[RageQuit gets away from Bob before he can say a single word at her]]. Again, if what he wanted to tell her was that she likes to run away from her problems, she's ironically proving him right.

** The speech causes Alice to [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown severely break every bone of Bob's body]], [[CantTakeCriticism showing no remorse for her actions]].
** Alice is Bob's boss, so his speech prompts her to cut his paycheck and demote him.
** Doesn't matter who's right or wrong, Bob delivering such a vicious display of vitriol to Alice only makes him look like an equally big (if not bigger) jerk than her, especially if "the reason she sucks" [[DisproportionateRetribution doesn't sound like something]] ''[[RantInducingSlight that]]'' [[DisproportionateRetribution "sucky"]].

** Alice gets charged for assault and battery, goes to a mental asylum, and/or alienates her colleagues.
** Bob quits his job and finds work where his [[BenevolentBoss boss treats him a lot better]].
** Bob has personally suffered from Alice's wrongdoings, so and it makes sense that [[FromACertainPointOfView his views are exaggerated]]

** Alice is the '[[TalkToTheFist talk shit, get hit]]' type of person, so when Bob tears into her, she hands his ass to him. Afterward, Bob [[WasItReallyWorthIt questions]] if his little tirade, no matter how justified, was worth getting his face caved in.

** Congratulations, Bob! You little five-minute speech became Alice's stressor. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone You may wish to remember that]] when you hear the news about how Alice [[SerialKiller went on]] [[SpreeKiller a killing spree]].

* '''Lampshaded''': "Wow. [[SarcasmMode Tell her how you really feel, Bob.]]"

* '''Exploited''': Alice knows that Bob loves this trope, so she waits until he gets into his speech [[CombatPragmatist before launching a sneak-attack]].

** Bob gets to know what TalkToTheFist feels like before he can say a single word. And if what he wanted to tell Alice is how much she sucks by applying violence willy-nilly, she's ironically proving him right.
** Alice beats Bob to the punch by delivering a "The Reason '''I''' Suck" Speech and then caps it with a "...so, is there anything ''else'' you want to tell me?". This manages to psych out Bob, showcasing that Alice knows perfectly well ''that'' she sucks and ''why'' she sucks, and most importantly, that '''she doesn't care'''.

* '''Played For Horror''': "Bob" is a sadistic demon that gives Alice a speech about how worthless she is and she should die, right here and right now.

** Bob is [[MadeOutToBeAJerkass given a lot of criticism himself for calling out Alice in such a way that set her in a depressed state]].

** Doesn't matters who's right or wrong, Bob delivering such a vicious display of vitriol to Alice only makes him look like an equally big (if not bigger) jerk than her, especially if "the reason she sucks" [[DisproportionateRetribution doesn't sounds like something]] ''[[RantInducingSlight that]]'' [[DisproportionateRetribution "sucky"]].

** Alice is the '[[TalkToTheFist talk shit, get hit]]' type of person, so when Bob tears into her, she hands his ass to him. Afterwards, Bob [[WasItReallyWorthIt questions]] if his little tirade, no matter how justified, was worth getting his face caved in.

%%* '''Plotted A Good Waste''': ???
%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???

** Alice beats Bob to the punch by delivering a "The Reason '''I''' Suck" Speech and then caps it with a "...so, is there anything ''else'' you want to tell me?". This manages to psych out Bob, showcasing that Alice knows perfectly well ''that'' she sucks and ''why'' she sucks, and most importantly, that '''she doesn't cares'''.

* '''Defied''':
** ShutUpHannibal[=/=]ShutUpKirk

** Doesn't matters who's right or wrong, Bob delivering such a vicious display of vitriol to Alice only makes hm look like an equally big (if not bigger) jerk than her, especially if "the reason she sucks" [[DisproportionateRetribution doesn't sounds like something]] ''[[RantInducingSlight that]]'' [[DisproportionateRetribution "sucky"]].

** Alice beats Bob to the punch by delivering a "The Reason '''I''' Suck" Speech and then caps it with a "...so, is there anything ''else'' you want to tell me?". This manages to psych out Bob, showcasing that Alice knows perfectly well ''that'' she sucks and ''why'' she sucks, and most importantly, that '''she doesn't care'''.

* '''Played For Drama''': Alice is the '[[TalkToTheFist talk shit, get hit]]' type of person, so when Bob tears into her, she hands his ass to him. Afterwards, Bob [[WasItReallyWorthIt questions]] if his little tirade, no matter how justified, was worth getting his face caved in.

* '''Played For Laughs''': Bob gives Alice A [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech]] on why she is so terrible at playing video games.

* '''Defied''': ShutUpHannibal[=/=]ShutUpKirk

'''Basic Trope''': A character gives another character a speech in which they delineates all of their flaws.

* '''Played For Drama''':
** Alice is the '[[TalkToTheFist talk shit, get hit]]' type of people, so when Bob tears into her, she hands his ass to him. Afterwards, Bob [[WasItReallyWorthIt questions]] if his little tirade, no matter how justified, was worth getting his face caved in.

%%* '''Played For Laughs''': ???
%%* '''Played For Drama''': ???

** Bob starts telling Alice how much ''[[SelfDeprecation he]]'' sucks.

* '''Downplayed''': Bob notes that Alice is "kind of a dick," but doesn't really go much further.

* '''Exploited''': ???

* '''Conversed''': ???

** Bob gives Alice a speech about her flaws which then angers Alice who then gives Bob a speech on his own similar flaws, telling him that he's no better and thus has no right or position to be so judgmental of her.