History PlayingWith / NoManOfWomanBorn

'''Emperor Evulz:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Shit.]]

** Evulz told an AccidentalTruth - such a prophecy did exist, but he didn't know about it.

** The prophecy is that Evulz will be killed by a friend. It turns out that a stranger killed him while he was standing next to a friend - by meant 'adjacent to' instead of 'through the actions of'.

** When the prophercy said no human, it meant no humans. Falling boulders are not human.

** "No man can kill me!" ''(Gets stabbed by a woman)'' "No man or woman can kill me!" ''(Gets stabbed by an intersex person)'' "NO man, woman, genderqueer or intersex individual can kill me!" ''(Gets mangled by a golem)'' "No person can kill me!" ''(Gets eaten by a tiger)'' "No creature can kill me!" ''(Gets killed by a falling branch)'' "You know what, screw it! Nothing on this Earth can kill me!" ''(Gets blasted by a meteor)''

** Evulz's prophecy is an incredibly specific iron-clad legal document written by his lawyers to prevent LoopholeAbuse. "No man can kill me. The same applies for women, children, any ''Homo sapiens'', artificially-created clones, any manner of sentient being, robots, androids or cyborgs. In the event of being forced off a ledge, I am not liable to die, as the fault in these situations is always that of the offending party, not the environment. In the event of an explosion..."

* '''Played For Laughs''': Evulz is defeated by NonActionGuy Bob, who's "too wussy to qualify as a true man" ([[StopBeingStereotypical or anywhere else in the LGBTIQA+ spectrum, really]]).

* '''Played For Laughs''': Evulz is defeated by NonActionGuy Bob, who's "too wussy to qualify as a true man".

** No man can kill Emperor Evulz, but then he encounters Bob, who 1) is [[{{Determinator}} too determined to kill him]], 2) [[WhyWontYouDie fated to not be killed by Evulz]] and 3) an impressive LethalKlutz who will [[RasputinianDeath put to the test all of the other implied ways]] Evulz cannot die accidentally. After two or three hundred rounds of this, Evulz seriously thinks of seeing if [[DrivenToSuicide he also is one of the people who cannot kill him]] or just [[PrefersJailToTheProtagonist surrender to the lawgivers and let them lock him up for eternity]] just to get away from this nuisance.

** No man can kill Emperor Evulz, but then he encounters Bob, who 1) is [[{{Determinator}} too determined to kill him]], 2) [[WhyWontYouDie fated to not be killed by Evulz]] and 3) an impressive LethalKlutz who will [[RasputinianDeath put to the test all of the other implied ways]] Evulz cannot die accidentally. After two or three hundred rounds of this, Evulz seriously thinks of seeing if [[DrivenToSuicide he also is one of the people who cannot kill him]] or just [[PrefersJailToTheHero surrender to the lawgivers and let them lock him up for eternity]] just to get away from this nuisance.

** No man can kill Emperor Evulz, but then he encounters Bob, who 1) is [[{{Determinator}} too determined to kill him]], 2) [[WhyWontYouDie fated to not be killed by Evulz]] and 3) an impressive LethalKlutz who will [[RasputinianDeath put to the test all of the other implied ways]] Evulz cannot die accidentally. After two or three hundred rounds of this, Evulz seriously thinks of seeing if [[DrivenToSuicide he also is one of the people who cannot kill him]] or just [[PreferJailToTheHero surrender to the lawgivers and let them lock him up for eternity]] just to get away from this nuisance.

** "No man can kill me!" ''(Gets stabbed by a woman)'' "No man or woman can kill me!" ''(Gets stabbed by an intersex person)'' "NO man, woman, genderqueer or intersex individual can kill me!" ''(Gets mangled by a golem)'' "No person can kill me!" ''(Gets eaten by a tiger)'' "No creature can kill me!" ''(Gets killed by a falling branch)'' "You know what, screw it! Nothing on this Earth can kill me!" ''(Gets blasted by a meteor)''

* '''Justified''': Sybil, who made the prophecy in the first place, hates Evulz. She used ExactWords in the prophecy to goad Evulz into being overconfident and taking risks.

** Evulz believes that no man is able to kill him, but ends up being killed by Bob. This sends Bob into a crisis as he has no idea why ''he'' was able to kill Evulz while his fellow comrades, all men, cannot.[[note]]This may lead to TheReveal where Bob is either [[HumanAliens non-human]] or a trans woman who hasn't realized she's trans yet.[[/note]]

--> '''Emperor Evulz''': You poor fool. No man can defeat the dark lord at a one-handed sword fight on a Thursday evening!\\
'''Bob''': Darn, that would've been fun. How about just a regular fight?\\
'''Emperor Evulz''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Shit.]]

** "No man can kill me!" [Gets stabbed by a woman.] "No man or woman can kill me!" [Gets stabbed by an intersex person.] "NO man, woman, genderqueer or intersex individual can kill me!" [Gets mangled by a golem.] "No person can kill me!" [Gets eaten by a tiger.] "No creature can kill me!" [Gets killed by a falling branch.] "You know what, screw it! Nothing on this Earth can kill me!" [Gets blasted by a meteor.]

** Evulz’s prophecy is an incredibly specific iron-clad legal document written by his lawyers to prevent [[LoopholeAbuse loophole abuse.]] “No man can kill me. The same applies for women, children, any homo sapien, artificially-created clones, any manner of sentient being, robots, androids or cyborgs. In the event of being forced off a ledge, I am not liable to die, as the fault in these situations is always that of the offending party, not the environment. In the event of an explosion...”

** "Seems like cheating, having the 'walking trees' that defeated Macbeth be just an army carrying branches. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Perhaps it would have been more fun if I write it to be a literal way]]..."
* '''Played For Laughs''': Evulz is defeated by NonActionGuy Bob, who's "too wussy to qualify as a true man."
* '''Played For Drama''': Evulz, thinking he's invincible, murders Alice's family, driving her to a RoaringRampageOfRevenge. He says the obvious "[[ThisCannotBe that's impossible…]]" after Alice bludgeons him to his knees with a mace and starts winding up to rip his head off.

** The prophecy's loophole is {{Foreshadowing}} to the reveal of greater horrors (ex. "no being on Earth will defeat you" leads to Evulz becoming victim of an EldritchAbomination or AlienInvasion).

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* '''Played For Laughs''': Evulz is defeated by [[HollywoodNerd Bob]], who's "too wussy to qualify as a true man."

* '''Played For Drama''': Evulz, thinking he's invincible, murders Alice's family, driving her to a RoaringRampageOfRevenge. He says the obvious "[[ItCannotBe that's impossible…]]" after Alice bludgeons him to his knees with a mace and starts winding up to rip his head off.

** The prophecy is that at a certain date the that the crystals of the sun will rid all of the undead from the land. [[TheMagicVersusTechnologyWar The Cyberons already eradicated]] [[{{Necromancer}} the Masters of the Dead]] [[EveryoneHasStandards depraved even by their own questionable]] [[ForScience experimental ethics]] using their normal weapons of war, [[EnergyWeapon UV crystal lasers]]. They thought they had fulfilled the prophecy. The Cyberons are all wiped out by a crystalline monument which resembles Stonehenge. Their practice of [[RevivalLoophole replacing their own hearts and blood with synthetic nutrients and pumps]] caused them to be considered undead by the spell as they were animate after their heart stopped beating. The Ancients who made monument figured NoOneCouldSurviveThat without becoming undead.

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