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25th Jun '17 12:20:53 PM aurast
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->''"[[Franchise/{{Batman}} That man]] won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of [[ComicBook/JusticeLeague my teammates]] will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a '''world made of cardboard''', always taking care not to break something, to break ''someone''. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could ''die''. But you can take it, can't you, [[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} big man]]? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."''

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->''"[[Franchise/{{Batman}} That man]] won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of [[ComicBook/JusticeLeague my teammates]] will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a '''world made of cardboard''', always taking constant care not to break something, to break ''someone''. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could ''die''. But you can take it, can't you, [[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} big man]]? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."''
10th Jun '17 6:20:40 AM IndirectActiveTransport
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-->'''Winter''': (''to Angelina Love'') There's nothing wrong with you Angelina. In fact, you're perfect. But you don't have to worry. Now that we're together, we will never have to lose again. I guarantee that. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WE. WILL. NEVER. LOSE.]]
* On Wrestling/{{TNA}}'s April 14, 2011 edition, Mickie James confronts her archenemy Madison Rayne, who the previous week hit her with a motorcycle. She gives her own speech, telling Madison that while she has been making her life a living hell, the previous week she went too far and tried to take the [[DirtyCoward coward's way out]] of their match. She then states that ''nothing'', including her dislocated shoulder, will stop her from beating Madison to within an inch of her life at ''Lockdown''. And she meant every word, ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown completely destroying]]'' Madison at ''Lockdown'' in [[CurbStompBattle 36 seconds]]. Deserves special mention for Mickie's completely badass delivery of the speech.

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-->'''Winter''': -->'''[[Wrestling/KatarinaWaters Winter]]''': (''to Angelina Love'') Wrestling/AngelinaLove'') There's nothing wrong with you Angelina. In fact, you're perfect. But you don't have to worry. Now that we're together, we will never have to lose again. I guarantee that. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WE. WILL. NEVER. LOSE.]]
* On Wrestling/{{TNA}}'s April 14, 2011 edition, Mickie James Wrestling/MickieJames confronts her archenemy Madison Rayne, Wrestling/MadisonRayne, who the previous week hit her with a [[Wrestling/LisaMarieVaron Tara]]'s motorcycle. She gives her own speech, telling Madison that while she has been making her life a living hell, the previous week she went too far and tried to take the [[DirtyCoward coward's way out]] of their match. She then states that ''nothing'', including her dislocated shoulder, will stop her from beating Madison to within an inch of her life at ''Lockdown''. And she meant every word, ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown completely destroying]]'' Madison at ''Lockdown'' in [[CurbStompBattle 36 seconds]]. Deserves special mention for Mickie's completely badass delivery of the speech.
7th Jun '17 10:03:32 PM OnGreenDolphinStreet
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-->'''Thor:''' I am the God of Thunder and Lightning spoken of in ancient my
th and whispered legend, Snape. I am he who battled Jormungand, the father of all great serpents, and fought the greatest Jotunheim had to offer when Merlin was but a suckling babe. I am Thor Odinson, God of the Vikings. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Not a petty conjuror of cheap trricks.]] All the power of the storm, from all the world, flows through my veins. It can be summoned by my hammer at any time, wherever it is. A lightning storm in Japan? Mine. A hurricane off the coast of Barbados? Mine again. A brace of tornadoes in Kansas? Mine. All that might, all that destructive force, ''mine'' to command.

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-->'''Thor:''' I am the God of Thunder and Lightning spoken of in ancient my
th
myth and whispered legend, Snape. I am he who battled Jormungand, the father of all great serpents, and fought the greatest Jotunheim had to offer when Merlin was but a suckling babe. I am Thor Odinson, God of the Vikings. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Not a petty conjuror of cheap trricks.]] All the power of the storm, from all the world, flows through my veins. It can be summoned by my hammer at any time, wherever it is. A lightning storm in Japan? Mine. A hurricane off the coast of Barbados? Mine again. A brace of tornadoes in Kansas? Mine. All that might, all that destructive force, ''mine'' to command.
7th Jun '17 2:50:30 AM leidbag
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-->'''Miz:''' Let me tell you about a coward. Let me tell you about a guy who tells his WWE fans, people that he loves that he will be back - he [[EmptyPromise PROMISES THEM]] - "I promise you, I will be back in one years time to claim this (Intercontinental) title." [[CareerEndingInjury But you didn't, Daniel, did you?]] But I'm the coward. I'm the one who doesn't love the fans.

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-->'''Miz:''' Let me tell you about a coward. Let me tell you about a guy who tells his WWE fans, people that he loves that he will be back - he [[EmptyPromise PROMISES THEM]] - "I promise you, I will be back in one years year's time to claim this (Intercontinental) title." [[CareerEndingInjury But you didn't, Daniel, did you?]] But I'm the coward. I'm the one who doesn't love the fans.



-->'''Miz:''' Oh you would? You love that WWE ring, you love wrestling. You love being right in that wrestling ring and you love wrestling, right? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Well why don't you quit? Why don't you quit and go to the bingo halls with your indie friends, Daniel?]]

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-->'''Miz:''' Oh you would? You love that WWE ring, you love wrestling. You love being right in that wrestling ring and you love wrestling, right? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Well why don't you quit? Why don't you quit and go to the bingo halls with your indie friends, Daniel?]]then?]]
5th Jun '17 11:03:50 AM leidbag
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* On 6/27/11, CM Punk delivered arguably the best [[WorkedShoot worked]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk shoot]] of the modern wrestling era to Wrestling/JohnCena, now retroactively dubbed the "Pipe Bomb" promo but at the time was known as the WWE version of the [[Wrestling/RingOfHonor Summer of Punk]]. It was his [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin 3:16]]. His [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes Hard Times Promo]]. His [[Wrestling/RicFlair To Be the Man Promo]].

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* On 6/27/11, CM Punk Wrestling/CMPunk delivered arguably the best [[WorkedShoot worked]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk shoot]] of the modern wrestling era to Wrestling/JohnCena, now retroactively dubbed the "Pipe Bomb" promo but at the time was known as the WWE version of the [[Wrestling/RingOfHonor Summer of Punk]]. It was his [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin 3:16]]. His [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes Hard Times Promo]]. His [[Wrestling/RicFlair To Be the Man Promo]].
5th Jun '17 11:02:15 AM leidbag
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-->(Bryan gets up and walks off)

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-->(Bryan -->''*Bryan gets up and walks off)off*''
4th Jun '17 4:46:24 AM leidbag
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* Wrestling/TheMiz of all people delivered [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4SLA4HYp0 one]] to Wrestling/DanielBryan that was so good, [[SmartMark smarks]] couldn't decide if it's a work, a shoot, or [[WorkedShoot both]].
-->'''Miz:''' Let me tell you about a coward. Let me tell you about a guy who tells his WWE fans, people that he loves that he will be back - he [[EmptyPromise PROMISES THEM]] - "I promise you, I will be back in one years time to claim this (Intercontinental) title." [[CareerEndingInjury But you didn't, Daniel, did you?]] But I'm the coward. I'm the one who doesn’t love the fans.

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* Wrestling/TheMiz of all people delivered [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4SLA4HYp0 one]] to Wrestling/DanielBryan on the Talking Smack talk show that was so good, [[SmartMark smarks]] couldn't decide if it's a work, a shoot, or [[WorkedShoot both]].
-->'''Miz:''' Let me tell you about a coward. Let me tell you about a guy who tells his WWE fans, people that he loves that he will be back - he [[EmptyPromise PROMISES THEM]] - "I promise you, I will be back in one years time to claim this (Intercontinental) title." [[CareerEndingInjury But you didn't, Daniel, did you?]] But I'm the coward. I'm the one who doesn’t doesn't love the fans.
4th Jun '17 4:43:49 AM leidbag
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-->'''Punk:''' I hate this idea that you're (John Cena) the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. [[BadassBoast I'm the best in the world]]. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass. [[...]] I am the best ''wrestler'' in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wrestling/PaulHeyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Wrestling/BrockLesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. [=McMahon's=] brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, [[NoYou I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary!]] Nobody can touch me!

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-->'''Punk:''' I hate this idea that you're (John Cena) the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. [[BadassBoast I'm the best in the world]]. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass. [[...]] I am the best ''wrestler'' in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wrestling/PaulHeyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Wrestling/BrockLesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. [=McMahon's=] brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, [[NoYou [[JackOfAllTrades I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary!]] [[MasterOfAll Nobody can touch me!me!]]
4th Jun '17 4:41:05 AM leidbag
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-->'''Punk:''' I hate this idea that you're (John Cena) the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. [[BadassBoast I'm the best in the world]]. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass. [[...]] I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wrestling/PaulHeyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Wrestling/BrockLesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. [=McMahon's=] brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, [[NoYou I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary!]] Nobody can touch me!

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-->'''Punk:''' I hate this idea that you're (John Cena) the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. [[BadassBoast I'm the best in the world]]. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass. [[...]] I am the best wrestler ''wrestler'' in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wrestling/PaulHeyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Wrestling/BrockLesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. [=McMahon's=] brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, [[NoYou I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary!]] Nobody can touch me!
4th Jun '17 4:39:06 AM leidbag
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-->'''Thor:''' I am the God of Thunder and Lightning spoken of in ancient myth and whispered legend, Snape. I am he who battled Jormungand, the father of all great serpents, and fought the greatest Jotunheim had to offer when Merlin was but a suckling babe. I am Thor Odinson, God of the Vikings. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Not a petty conjuror of cheap trricks.]] All the power of the storm, from all the world, flows through my veins. It can be summoned by my hammer at any time, wherever it is. A lightning storm in Japan? Mine. A hurricane off the coast of Barbados? Mine again. A brace of tornadoes in Kansas? Mine. All that might, all that destructive force, ''mine'' to command.

to:

-->'''Thor:''' I am the God of Thunder and Lightning spoken of in ancient myth my
th
and whispered legend, Snape. I am he who battled Jormungand, the father of all great serpents, and fought the greatest Jotunheim had to offer when Merlin was but a suckling babe. I am Thor Odinson, God of the Vikings. [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Not a petty conjuror of cheap trricks.]] All the power of the storm, from all the world, flows through my veins. It can be summoned by my hammer at any time, wherever it is. A lightning storm in Japan? Mine. A hurricane off the coast of Barbados? Mine again. A brace of tornadoes in Kansas? Mine. All that might, all that destructive force, ''mine'' to command.



* On 6/27/11, CM Punk delivered the best modern [[WorkedShoot worked shoot]] of the modern wrestling era to Wrestling/JohnCena, now retroactively dubbed the "Pipe Bomb" promo but at the time was known as the WWE version of the [[Wrestling/RingOfHonor Summer of Punk]]. It was his [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin 3:16]]. His [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes Hard Times Promo]]. His [[Wrestling/RicFlair To Be the Man Promo]].
-->'''Punk:''' I hate this idea that you're (John Cena) the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. [[BadassBoas I'm the best in the world]]. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass. [[...]] I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wrestling/PaulHeyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Wrestling/BrockLesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. [=McMahon's=] brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, [[NoYou I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary!]] Nobody can touch me!
* Wrestling/TheMiz of all people delivered one to Wrestling/DanielBryan that was so good, [[SmartMark smarks]] couldn't decide if it's a work, a shoot, or [[WorkedShoot both]].

to:

* On 6/27/11, CM Punk delivered arguably the best modern [[WorkedShoot worked worked]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ms0DFxpptk shoot]] of the modern wrestling era to Wrestling/JohnCena, now retroactively dubbed the "Pipe Bomb" promo but at the time was known as the WWE version of the [[Wrestling/RingOfHonor Summer of Punk]]. It was his [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin 3:16]]. His [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes Hard Times Promo]]. His [[Wrestling/RicFlair To Be the Man Promo]].
-->'''Punk:''' I hate this idea that you're (John Cena) the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. [[BadassBoas [[BadassBoast I'm the best in the world]]. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass. [[...]] I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Wrestling/PaulHeyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Wrestling/BrockLesnar. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. [=McMahon's=] brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, [[NoYou I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary!]] Nobody can touch me!
* Wrestling/TheMiz of all people delivered one [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4SLA4HYp0 one]] to Wrestling/DanielBryan that was so good, [[SmartMark smarks]] couldn't decide if it's a work, a shoot, or [[WorkedShoot both]].
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