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3rd May '18 11:03:41 AM DaibhidC
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* The ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''/''Franchise/StarWars'' crossover "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/14515959 There's Coffee in That Galaxy (Far, Far Away)]]" by lost spook differentiates between ''Star Wars'''s uncoffees (see below). Vine-coffee is basically "real" coffee, caf is the cheap and nasty artificial version, and coffeine and stimcaf appear to be somewhere in the middle.
23rd Apr '18 12:00:25 PM DastardlyDemolition
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* ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' has "Black Coffee" from ''Honest Hearts''... made of Coyote tobacco chew (leaves) and honey mesquite pods. It's stimulating at the least as it makes you smarter (+2 to Intelligence) but less quick on your feet (-1 Agility) for a minute. One can only assume it tastes better than [[CordonBleughChef "Bloatfly sliders" made of fly meat and prickly pear fruit]]
16th Mar '18 4:52:45 AM tigerstar
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' had an episode where Mrs. Krabappel offers Principal Skinner a cup of "coffee-flavoured beverine"; Skinner takes his "grey, with creamium". Presumably it's the same concept as the malk ("now with Vitamin R!") found in another episode: a poor, low-cost substitute that's all the school can afford.

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' had an episode where Mrs. Krabappel offers Principal Skinner Superintendent Chalmers a cup of "coffee-flavoured beverine"; Skinner Chalmers takes his "grey, with creamium". Presumably it's the same concept as the malk ("now with Vitamin R!") found in another episode: a poor, low-cost substitute that's all the school can afford.
18th Feb '18 11:11:07 AM nombretomado
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* During the [[RedOctober Russian Civil War]], the exact same coffee substitutes were in use. There was even a brand of acorn coffee, "Zheludin" (lit. Acornine) that was marketed even after the hurdle was cleared, as a "healthy" coffee.

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* During the [[RedOctober [[UsefulNotes/RedOctober Russian Civil War]], the exact same coffee substitutes were in use. There was even a brand of acorn coffee, "Zheludin" (lit. Acornine) that was marketed even after the hurdle was cleared, as a "healthy" coffee.
2nd Feb '18 9:25:07 AM SeptimusHeap
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** In the ''StarTrekVanguard'' book ''Precipice'', Diego Reyes tries raktajino, and quickly concludes that it's ''nothing'' like coffee.

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** In the ''StarTrekVanguard'' ''Literature/StarTrekVanguard'' book ''Precipice'', Diego Reyes tries raktajino, and quickly concludes that it's ''nothing'' like coffee.
27th Dec '17 2:21:32 PM DaibhidC
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* A ''Magazine/{{Dragon}}'' article about food and drink in the ''TabletopGame/{{Greyhawk}}'' setting mentions kaffet, a bean grown in the Balkunish Basin (Oerth's FantasyCounterpartCulture Arabia) and made into a "bitter tonic" that promotes wakefulness.

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* A ''Magazine/{{Dragon}}'' article about food and drink in the ''TabletopGame/{{Greyhawk}}'' setting mentions kaffet, a bean grown in the Balkunish Baklunish Basin (Oerth's FantasyCounterpartCulture Arabia) and made into a "bitter tonic" that promotes wakefulness.
6th Nov '17 10:33:32 AM PianoMurderer
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* MyLittlePonyFreindshipIsMagic's ''Fanfic/TriptychContinuum'' features wake-up juice. Unusually, this beverage explicitly exists alongside tea and coffee; the particular source of wake-up juice is as-yet unrevealed.

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* MyLittlePonyFreindshipIsMagic's The ''Fanfic/TriptychContinuum'' features wake-up juice. juice as the stimulant drink of pony choice. Unusually, this beverage explicitly exists alongside tea and coffee; coffee. (The latter is indicated to be, at best, an acquired taste for most ponies (and a near-addiction for Cadance).) Little is known about the particular beverage other than its color (creamy yellow), the fact that it's plant-based -- and those same plants, if raised in the vicinity of wild magic, are the source of wake-up juice is as-yet unrevealed.
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21st Oct '17 3:06:58 PM nombretomado
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* Having to rely on coffee substitutes (called ''[[CaptainErsatz Ersatzkaffee]]'' or ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Muckefuck]]'') was also necessary in WestGermany during the post-[[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII war]] era, as well as in EastGermany during TheSeventies. The "seventies coffee crisis" (which did affect the West, but mostly ended up producing higher prices rather than scarcity per se) resulted from a bad harvest in Brasil and the GDR's notorious lack of hard currency with which to buy coffee. First they tried substituting coffee with the aforementioned products and then they invested in Vietnam, which at that time had an infant coffee industry at best, causing it to take a path towards the second biggest coffee producer in the world today, mostly focused on mass producing cheap varieties. To this day Germany and Vietnam enjoy surprisingly strong relations and ties of all sorts for two countries so far apart without a history of colonialism or a shared language between them.

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* Having to rely on coffee substitutes (called ''[[CaptainErsatz Ersatzkaffee]]'' or ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Muckefuck]]'') was also necessary in WestGermany UsefulNotes/WestGermany during the post-[[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII war]] era, as well as in EastGermany UsefulNotes/EastGermany during TheSeventies. The "seventies coffee crisis" (which did affect the West, but mostly ended up producing higher prices rather than scarcity per se) resulted from a bad harvest in Brasil and the GDR's notorious lack of hard currency with which to buy coffee. First they tried substituting coffee with the aforementioned products and then they invested in Vietnam, which at that time had an infant coffee industry at best, causing it to take a path towards the second biggest coffee producer in the world today, mostly focused on mass producing cheap varieties. To this day Germany and Vietnam enjoy surprisingly strong relations and ties of all sorts for two countries so far apart without a history of colonialism or a shared language between them.
22nd Sep '17 8:54:26 PM TitaniumDragon
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* MyLittlePonyFreindshipIsMagic's ''Fanfic/TriptychContinuum'' features wake-up juice. Unusually, this beverage explicitly exists alongside tea and coffee; the particular source of wake-up juice is as-yet unrevealed.
22nd Sep '17 1:15:02 PM CaptEquinox
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* In the novella ''With Delicate Mad Hands'' by Creator/JamesTiptreeJr, having made a kind of controlled crash landing on the Pigworld (actually a brown dwarf star) she's been aiming for since childhood, Carol settles down to communicate with the residents (she can't leave her ship due to high levels of radiation) with a "breakfast bar and self-heating kaffy". This could be the real thing or a coffee substitute (since [[DividedStatesOfAmerica Earth's recovering]] from [[AfterTheEnd several apocalyptic wars]]).
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