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''Literature/NaughtyNineTalesOfChristmasCrime'': Santa's Elves [[CovertPervert may be cheerful embodiments of Christmas joy, but that doesn't mean they can't have wild Christmas parties with drinking and sex]] that requires condoms they may not always have on them (which leads to an elf named GUmdrop witnessing a crime while gogin to get a condom and being killed).
--> '''Carol''': Yeah, Gumdrop was there for a while. But he and my sister Noël had a little too much eggnog and went off to...ummmm...[[SexualEuphemisms make some mulled cider]].\\

'''Noël''': Over here, Mrs. C. When we got to the bedro...I mean the kitchen, Gumdrop realized he didn't have a...well..a..[[SexualEuphemisms bag of mulling spices]]. There was one in his wallet, but he'd left in in his jacket at work, I might have had a bit too much 'eggnog', but I'm not stupid-I told him no spice, no cider.

* ''ComicBook/TheSandman1989'': Not exactly this trope, but fitting well enough: "Death Talks About Life". John Constantine is embarrassed to the max when Death wants him to demonstrate proper condom use on a banana...

* The teen sex comedy ''Film/TrojanWar'' has a plot driven entirely by this trope.

* ''ComicBook/TheSandman'', Not exactly this trope, but fitting well enough: "Death Talks About Life". John Constantine is embarrassed to the max when Death wants him to demonstrate proper condom use on a banana...

* The song "House of Fun" by Music/{{Madness}} is made of this trope. The lyrics concern a sixteen-year-old attempting to buy some condoms with little success. Though this is in large part because he CannotSpitItOut (and in the third verse, a NosyNeighbor has entered the shop, making him more circumspect), and instead comes out with increasingly bizarre and ridiculous euphemisms for condoms that just confuses the chemist into thinking he wants to buy some balloons.

** A variation where the guy goes into the fitting room alone. Five minutes later, the guy comes back and asks "Forget the condoms. How much for the board?"

* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'': In a ValentinesDay episode, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose reminisce about a time they went to a drugstore to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si0JJE1rXWY purchase some items]] for a romantic cruise with their steady boyfriends. [[EthicalSlut Blanche]] suggests buying condoms, much to Dorothy and Rose's chagrin, but she insists that [[TemptingFate they definitely won't run into any problems.]] Of course, the clerk immediately gets on the P.A. and ''loudly'' announces exactly what they're buying to an associate to check the price. Blanche recovers by grabbing the P.A. microphone herself and [[ShamingTheMob shaming]] the gawking crowd for their judgment, saying that they're proud of the fact that they're taking charge of their sexual health and making a responsible choice.